Liu Jizheng was puzzled, and the obscene disciple scratched his head shyly and said, "Report to Senior Brother Liu, my name is Ergouzi." ”

"Two dogs?"

Liu Ji felt that the brain cells were not enough, and the twelve generations of disciples in the door all used "Yuan" to obtain their names.

For example, he is called Yuanshan, and the other disciples are Yuanmen, Yuankui, Yuanshui, and the like.

What the hell is a second dog!

"Senior brother, I'm not asking for your nickname, but your Taoist number in the door......"

Liu Ji had a headache, but for the sake of this junior brother's face, he still said patiently.

The obscene disciple shook his head and said, "My Dao name is called Ergouzi." Actually, I have another title, but my brother is so busy, I probably haven't heard of it. ”

"What's the other title?"

Liu Ji had already aroused his curiosity and asked anxiously.

"God of Thieves. The obscene disciple tore the Dao robe casually, and in the sound of stabbing, the wide Dao robe was shattered in half, revealing the ordinary short clothes and short sleeves.

"What are you doing here!"

didn't have time to think about who the thief god was, Liu Ji shouted with a puzzled face.

The lewd disciple muttered with displeasure on his face: "Fuck Putian goods just don't care." Lao Tzu said that he wanted a small size, what the hell did he give me an L size? Lao Tzu will never go to Taobao again!"

"You!"

Liu Ji was suddenly shocked, pointing at the obscene disciple so angry that he couldn't speak.

No matter how stupid he was, he could see that the Taoist robe on this obscene disciple was a copycat of Taobao!

No wonder the icons look so awkward!

Since it is a copycat, the hidden news behind it can also be deduced.

The lewd disciple is a fake Tai Chi disciple!

The words of the obscene disciples prove this. He raised his hand casually, and there were two walnut-sized beads lying in the palm of his hand, and complained: "On such a hot day, you Taiji Sect people have to wear Taoist robes, are they all masochists?"

"You! Who the hell are you!"

Liu Ji said with indignation on his face, his eyes almost didn't pop out: "Is it a Taiji bead in your hand!"

Tai Chi Zhu is the secret weapon of the disciples of the sect, as long as it is smashed on the ground, the power is comparable to gunpowder, not to mention, it can also cause gunsmoke. It is a killer weapon for wounding the enemy and escaping.

It stands to reason that this kind of secret weapon is only available to a disciple of his own noble status, how can this lewd man in front of him have it?

Is it also a knockoff?

It's impossible, it looks so realistic!

Subconsciously, Liu Ji touched his arms, and his mouth opened in astonishment: his Taiji beads are gone!

"Oh, that's what you said!"

The lewd man used his palm to make the two Tai Chi beads spin and turn like walnuts, and said casually: "I just touched it in a stupid melon pocket." Coincidentally, that stupid melon looks quite like you. ”

"You! you stole my Tai Chi beads!"

Liu Ji was so angry that he was about to go crazy, his hair was very messy, and he gritted his teeth and looked at the lewd man.

"It's not just Tai Chi beads, it's more. ”

The lewd man threw his left hand towards the sky, and something slowly fell from the sky, and when it landed, it turned out to be a big pure white pants!

"My panties!"

Seeing this pants, Liu Ji subconsciously touched the crotch of his pants, it was cold there, and there was nothing to protect it at all!

"Poof!"

Seeing that the senior brother was actually wearing this kind of pants, several disciples of the Taiji Sect behind him couldn't help but snicker.

Liu Ji turned around angrily and shouted, "Don't laugh!"

Still clutching his crotch, it looks very funny.

The farce on Taijimen's side couldn't make Shangguan Feihong and others laugh.

Their faces turned the color of pig liver, as if they were desperately enduring something.

Things have developed to this point, and due to too much shock, the Seven Great Families and others have become numb.

If the enchantress, sniper, and knife maniac are the demons of the dark world, then the thief god is the most despised and feared existence in the hint room.

This man is the best thief in the world. He is most famous for his night raid on the Louvre, stealing countless famous paintings, and it is rumored that the original "Mona Lisa's Smile" and Van Gogh's self-portrait are in his hands.

Not only that, but the thief god is also a patriot.

He is best known for sneaking into the British Empire Museum and stealing thirty-six treasures overnight. Those treasures are all treasures stolen from the Chinese court by foreign devils during the war.

The god of thieves selflessly transported these national treasures back to China, a feat that made people who love antiques fanatical.

Therefore, the thief god has a bad reputation abroad, but at home, he is a well-known righteous man.

Liu Ji was still puzzled, but soon remembered who the thief god was, and said in disbelief: "It turns out that you are the Great British Righteous Thief!"

"The Great British Thief?"

The thief god pouted and smiled: "This title is so ugly, you still call me the thief god." ”

Picking up the pants and throwing them to Liu Ji, the thief walked past the Taiji Gate people with a swagger, came to Qin Hao and laughed: "Captain, long time no see, I miss you!"

As he spoke, he opened his arms and hugged Qin Hao.

Qin Hao raised his foot to scare the thief god back, and scolded with a smile: "You kid has hit me with his idea." If you dare to steal my pants, I'll strip you of your skin!"

The thief god scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly: "It's much harder to steal the captain's body than to steal the British museum." It's so sad!"

Qin Hao smiled indifferently and said, "Your kid must be restless when he is haunted." Why, you stole Liu Ji's stupid pants?

"Actually, I don't like to show off, but when the captain speaks, I won't hide it. ”

The thief god said casually and took out one thing after another from his arms.

A revolver hit the ground, and the representative of the Sun family touched the empty pocket with a big change in his face: That's my revolver!

A handle flew to the ground, and a certain representative was full of pain: My quenching flying knife!

A number of nails fell to the ground, and a representative of a certain family found it on the spot: The family's treasure 'Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers' was stolen by someone? I'm done!

A Gatling machine gun was dismantled into five pieces and fell to the ground, and Shangguan Feihong's face was extremely ugly: Isn't this the killer feature I put in my little brother's bag! However, how do you fit your little pocket!

I don't have to do magic tricks like that!

It can be said that in just ten seconds, the shock brought by the God of Thieves was more than the previous three masters combined.

Pretending to be a Tai Chi disciple walking around the crowd, everyone's killer skills were all stolen?

How can this be played!

The arrogant Liu Ji has also been hit now, and feels that things are not so simple.

"Yo, the young man's skills have gotten stronger. ”

Looking at the mess all over the place, Qin Hao couldn't help but let out a long laugh.

The thief god lewdly cracked his big mouth: "It's a pity that I can't compare to you, captain, your unique skill back then was my life's goal." ”

Qin Hao sighed: "It was all back then, and I can't go back." Okay, now that everyone is almost here, let's get rid of this group of troubles first, and then let's find another place to have a drink!"

(End of chapter)