Chapter 945: Why Are Your Thoughts So Dirty

"Welfare! Welfare! When will it start, this show!"

"I'm still curious, how delicious the dishes made by Ye Zi are, they can't be better than some international celebrity chefs, right? ”

"Awesome!"

"Envy~~~ These two women are too happy 8, woo woo woo woo, I'm sour. ”

After Shen Lu and Zhang Yuwei reached a PY deal, Shen Lu remembered one thing, "But this pig's head has been getting lazier and lazier recently, and he rarely cooks at home anymore, basically my mother-in-law is cooking." ”

"It's okay, I can wait. ”

"Then you may have to wait for a long time, that conscienceless person is now only cooking for the beautiful young lady, I think I have fallen out of favor. ”

"What kind of pig are you talking about?"

Disfavor?!

If only you fell out of favor!

I don't know how many people are waiting for the day when you fall out of favor, this woman is really ...... No, after thinking about it, Zhang Yuwei quickly reacted, and her face gradually darkened, "Stinky Lulu, are you showing me?"

"No, I'm just one of those single dogs in Xiuxiu, and I definitely don't mean to show you. ”

"I'm a single dog here. ”

Shen Lu was debunked and Yazi, who was not false at all, "So why don't you hurry up and find a boyfriend? If you continue like this, you will become an old girl, Xinxin I don't count on it, it's up to you and Jing." ”

"If I can't beat you, I'll let you know I'm good now!"

"I've heard this kind of cruel talk countless times on the pig's head, but I'm still alive and well. ”

“……”

Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, this Shen Lu has been with Ye Zhi for a long time and has become a poisonous monster, Ye Zhi's words, as long as he does not talk about the corresponding topic, he will not specifically ridicule others, but Shen Lu will.

"Damn!"

If it weren't for the fact that this guy still has a small leaf in his stomach now, Zhang Yuwei might have done it now, where could she be so arrogant and presumptuous, but ......

This 'national treasure' is really untouchable now.

Now she is someone's reverse scale, and she usually can't tolerate the slightest mistake, let alone a special period like this, Ye Zhi really didn't hold Shen Lu in the palm of his hand this time.

"Let's wait for Shin Shin to come back and clean you up. ”

"By the way, did Shin Shin say when she will come back?"

"Come on, let's go to GD, it's been these two days. ”

"I miss her. ”

"I don't think she should miss you at all. ”

"Her workaholic, where can she think of me. ”

"But she's going to miss your husband. ”

“……”

Seeing Shen Lu's resentful eyes, Zhang Yuwei had the pleasure of succeeding in her prank.

"Alright, alright, I'm not going to mess with you. ”

"Stimulate me like this, Weiwei, your conscience has been completely gone, woo woo woo, I'm so sad. ”

Zhang Yuwei suddenly looked directly at Shen Lu's back, "Your pig is back." ”

Shen Lu was confident, holding his shoulders with his hands, staring at Zhang Yuwei without moving, "You want to lie to me again, I remember the footsteps of my pig, and there is no sound at all." ”

Zhang Yuwei's eyes were slightly weird, "She doesn't believe it." ”

Shen Lu pouted, "You still want to lie to me? You Weiwei still have to practice her acting skills again, and your acting is not realistic at all." ”

But she didn't seem to hear it, but tilted her head with interest, and continued to stare behind Shen Lu, "Yo, did you buy vegetables?

Shen Lu said impatiently, "You are still pretending, I said it, you can't fool me." ”

"If you don't speak, I'll just acquiesce, and I'll stay and eat. ”

"If you like it, you can stay. ”

????

Hearing this familiar explosion, Shen Lu turned her head suddenly, however, when she turned around, there was not even a person behind her, which scared her into a daze, and she touched her head stupidly, completely unclear about the situation.

Zhang Yuwei suddenly pinched the position of her throat, and the voice belonging to Ye Zhi appeared again.

"What?

"Oh my God, Vivi, you...... You...... How...... This ......"

Looking at Shen Lu's bewildered Yazi, Zhang Yuwei couldn't help it, "Okay, I won't mess with you, Yezi, your wife is going to be frightened by you, let's come out." ”

However, when Shen Lu turned around again, he still didn't find anything.

But she didn't give up so easily this time, she stood up and looked around for Ye Zhi's figure, but she still couldn't find it, and waited for her to turn around again.

Someone's finger was already on her forehead, "You're stupid enough." ”

"Dead pig's head, you colluded with Weiwei to trick me!"

"We're not colluding, you're stupid. ”

Picked up the plastic bag from the outside, "Then I'll cook, the seafood is super cheap recently, I bought a lot of it when I saw a discount in the supermarket downstairs, and I will cook a gout meal for you at night, and I won't eat more if I am not afraid of high uric acid." ”

Zhang Yuwei: "If it hurts, it hurts, I'll talk about it when I'm done, it's a big deal to be a bucket for a month." ”

Shen Lu: "......"

Ye Zhi saw Shen Lu looking at him pitifully, and glanced at her, "Why are you looking at me like this, don't think about it, the bucket is not your share, eat less if you should eat less." ”

"You're abusing me. ”

"What's the situation in your own heart that you don't have points in your heart?"

"You're abusing me. ”

"If you can't say no, you can't do it, don't be a little grumpy, what a big person. ”

"You're abusing me. ”

"You won't give you anything to eat if you do this again. ”

"You're abusing me. ”

Looking at Shen Lu's gradually moistening eyes, Ye Zhi smiled dumbly, "I'm going to be a mother, can I be mature, it's good to have something for you to eat, I have also prepared a lot of pregnant women's nutritional products, you eat that." ”

"Wow~~~ Woo woo woo woo, dead pig head, you don't love me anymore, you abuse me, you eat seafood by yourself, let me eat nutritious products that are not delicious at all, I am so heartbroken. ”

At this time, Zhang Yuwei came out to be a 'peacemaker', "Okay, don't act, that guy has already seen it, he just got home and has to cooperate with you to act, it's not that he doesn't give you food, but just let you eat less." ”

"It's still Vivi good~~~ Woo woo woo. Shen Lu threw herself into Zhang Yuwei's arms, her face rubbing against her body.

"Don't rub it, rub it again...... What if it gets bigger?"

“……”

Ye Zhi couldn't help but glance at Zhang Yuwei when he heard this, big!

This size is really amazing!

I really didn't feel anything when I was in college before, but after graduation, this actually had such a scale, Ye Zhi touched his chin and stared at Zhang Yuwei, "You shouldn't be looking for a boyfriend." ”

"Why is your mind so dirty, I am developing normally, don't think crookedly. ”

“……”