The 160th comic killer of those years
Night is always a favorite environment for some professionals.
Like killers!
Because that would kill the target without even realizing it.
Zhang Fan was walking home with dinner, if it wasn't for the cover of the night, you would definitely find that Zhang Fan was walking a little absent-mindedly, as if he was thinking about something.
So much so that no matter how dark the killer has been hiding, he didn't notice.
Seeing Zhang Fan's back, a man in a ninja costume in the canopy of the tree was exposed.
I only saw him holding a dagger in his mouth, and when he saw Zhang Fan, it was like seeing his prey.
After all, he is a professional killer known as the "assassination star" of sound!
If he says first in terms of assassination, no one will say second.
That's confidence!
What's more, Zhang Fan looks absent-minded, this is simply the prey that can be caught by hand!
Stretching a box of lazy waist, he looked a little bored as the assassination star.
"Is it another boring job?" the Assassin sneered.
At this time, Zhang Fan's mobile phone suddenly rang, and the assassination star couldn't help but shake his head.
But the guy didn't know what kind of terrible opponent he was facing until he died.
"Die!"
Suddenly, there was a gorgeous and elegant spin in the assassination starry sky, and the dagger in his mouth instantly turned into a black lightning bolt and stabbed at Zhang Fan.
"Mission accomplished!" the Assassin sneered at the corner of his mouth, which was as boring as usual.
But just as the dagger was about to stab Zhang Fan in the back of the head, Zhang Fan suddenly squatted on the ground.
The dagger slashed over his head in an instant, and disappeared into the darkness.
"No...... Impossible, is this kid so lucky to dodge the sword in my mouth that is so handsome and elegant!"
"Very good, you did a good job, stinky boy, this time I see you don't die!" The Sonic Assassin shot the dagger again!
But at this moment, Zhang Fan actually got up, and saw that the dagger was about to hit Zhang Fan's head, and it just missed.
The proud sonic "Assassination Star" was suddenly petrified!
He had never met such a lucky guy in his career, he had escaped once, and he was lucky enough to win a second time.
His competitive spirit was completely stimulated by Zhang Fan!
I saw his hands flashing behind him, and he suddenly held several shurikens in both hands!
Extremely excited, he stared at the back that was gradually moving away with wide eyes, and said excitedly, "I'll see how you hide this time, eat my gorgeous and elegant pear blossom rainstorm!"
"Whoosh ......"
Ten shuriken with the pride of the speed of sound and assassination star shot behind Zhang Fan.
Ten meters.
Six meters.
Three meters.
One meter.
Sonic Assassination Star enjoyed the wail of his prey before death, and immediately closed his eyes and prepared to accept Zhang Fan's performance.
He was like an elegant gentleman, and killing was not violence for both of them, but some kind of alternative art.
But time passed minute by minute, and Zhang Fan's screams did not appear for a long time.
Sonic Assassin frowned, and when he slowly opened his eyes, he was petrified again.
"What's going on? Who's meowing!Ghost, I must have seen a ghost!" Sonic Assassin held his head, surprised.
He collapsed.
After all, in the past, he always hunted any prey with great grace, but this time he hit a wall everywhere.
It's incredible!
The only thing that can explain this situation is that I have encountered a ghost!
Yes, it must have been a ghost, otherwise how could it have failed all three times?
"Okay, retreat for the time being, let's find another chance next time!"
After all, he was most afraid of ghosts or something, but fortunately, no one had discovered his ridiculously childish weakness so far.
But suddenly, at this moment, a faint voice came from behind him.
"Isn't it, you, as a killer, are afraid of ghosts?"
"What man!" said Sonic Assassin star's face was horrified.
The "waist cutting short knife" on his waist was instantly withdrawn, his body sank, and the cold light flashed!
This lightning-fast reaction is enough to prove that he is a very good killer.
But the slasher missed once again when it slashed through the sound's position in an instant.
"What a meow, ghost!" Suddenly the sonic assassin exploded.
He was very sure that the voice was coming from behind him, but the knife was empty.
It's not a ghost, it's something he meows!
"I'm most afraid of ghosts, retreat first, Huaxia is really an ancient country full of magic!"
At this time, Zhang Fan, who had been hiding his breath under the tree, seemed to be calm, and it was he who had just spoken.
It's just that Zhang Fan doesn't understand that he is so terrible.
Meeting this guy seemed to remind him of a certain tease, as if he was called "Xue Zhi".
"These two teases can't be brothers, right?" Zhang Fan touched the stubble on his chin, turned around and left with dinner.
At this time, in the Tianxia City People's Hospital, Qin Huiyuan received the news, and his face sank.
"What did you say, the mission failed, aren't you known as the number one killer?"
"Okay, I'll give you another chance, if I don't see that kid's body next time, you'll just get out!" Qin Gray Yuan hung up the phone dissatisfied.
"What kind of garbage killer, let's invite someone else!" Qin Gray Yuan snorted coldly, and then dialed an old friend's phone, sure enough, none of the foreign killers were reliable.
is still a reliable warrior in Huaxia!
After staying in the hospital for one night, Zhang Xueer was no longer in major trouble the next morning.
Wei Songyi took Zhang Xue'er home and decided to let the girl have a good rest.
"Zhang Fan, you go out first, just have me here," Wei Songyi said to Zhang Fan at the door.
A big man watched from the door of his boudoir, somewhat not very well.
Zhang Fan said, "Okay, please." ”
After all, girls understand girls' minds, and Zhang Fan is inconvenient to ask more about many things.
went downstairs, Su Shiya happened to buy some Zhang Xueer's private clothes and came in, and gave Zhang Fan a blank look when she saw Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan smiled bitterly, "Miss, haven't you been discouraged?"
"Good dog don't get in the way, get out of the way," Su Shiya said with a big beautiful eye.
"Okay, you can pass," Zhang Fan quickly stepped out of the way.
Zhang Xueer needed to change into clothes suitable for girls, and Zhang Fan didn't dare to make trouble.
Lighting a cigarette, Zhang Fan walked out of the door.
As a result, at this time, a sexy woman wearing a hip-wrapping was standing at the door, looking at Zhang Fan.
It is the proprietress of Starfish KTV.
Zhang Fan's face suddenly sank.
The proprietress looked Zhang Fan up and down, "Are you very bold, do you know how much trouble you have made?"
"You teach you a little lesson, you even made that Qin family's baby bump into a waste, do you know what it means?"
Zhang Fan was still indifferent, "Since I did it, I haven't worried, you just came to talk nonsense to me, you can get out, I won't beat women." ”
Her sister was insulted in her territory, and if Zhang Fan hadn't seen her as a woman, he would have beaten her a long time ago.
Dragons have reverse scales, and if they touch it, they will die.
There is no doubt that Zhang Xueer is Zhang Fan's absolute reverse scale.
When he came to Huaxia, even if Zhang Fan was insulted, he treated it as if nothing had happened, but Zhang Xueer couldn't.
Not to mention the so-called Qin family, even if the entire Huaxia dares to hurt Zhang Xue'er even a bit, he will also run wild.
The proprietress was slightly stunned, and couldn't help admiring the tall man in front of her.
After all, the other party is Qin Grayyuan, what Qin Grayyuan represents behind it, she really knows too well.
This guy is either strong or reckless.
But the proprietress is more willing to believe that Zhang Fan belongs to the former.
"Qin Gray Yuan is very angry, you be careful, don't say that I didn't remind you, he is not a good stubble. ”
"Oh, are you helping me?" Zhang Fan said.
The proprietress was slightly stunned, and then said with a charming smile, "What, are you planning to drag people into the water?" Please, I'm just a little person, I can't afford to provoke a character like Qin Grayyuan." ”
"That's all for it, whether you can survive this catastrophe safely depends on your own luck, goodbye little handsome guy!" the proprietress licked her plump lips temptingly, turned around and twisted her hips and got into the car.
To be honest, if Zhang Fan hadn't provoked a character like Qin Grayyuan, she would indeed have plans to take this guy for her own use.
After all, there are not many men like this in this world.
At this time, on a certain square, a young man with sunken cheeks and an embarrassed body squatted on a bench.
His eyes were blank as he looked at the gray sky, full of vicissitudes.
And this person is the martial arts genius "Xue Zhi" who has already spent all his money.
"Damn, a penny really stumps a hero," Xue Zhi wanted to cry without tears.
When I came to challenge "Li Fei" with enthusiasm, I didn't see anyone's shadow, but was abused over and over again by a strong guy who was a monster.
As a genius, his self-confidence has long been wiped out in the winery of that day.
Picking up the cigarette butt on the ground, he smoked it without caring about the image.
Xue Zhi began to think about whether to go home or not, after all, if he didn't leave again, he was afraid that he would starve to death in this ghost place first.
And at this moment, Xue Zhi's mobile phone rang.
I only heard a serious voice from inside, "I heard that you have been short of money recently, right, give you an assassination mission, do not do it." ”
Xue Zhi's eyes lit up, and he didn't ask the price, he nodded directly, ", when will you do it?"
"Tonight, I'll give you ten of your men, and you'll be sure to succeed. ”
It's good, at least not to starve.
A warm smile appeared on Xue Zhi's face.
In front of the public, Xue Zhi pressed his forehead and raised his head to the sky and roared, which suddenly aroused the strange eyes of countless people.
Is his turnaround finally coming?
Next to the KFC window on the second floor of the square, Sonic Assassination Star also hung up the phone, and he also received the time and place of the assassination of Zhang Fan at the same time.
The guy who looked at "some" beggar in the square had a look of surprise on his lips.
Didn't I think there were still beggars in such a place?
No matter what, tonight, he's going to do a great job, absolutely!
Obviously, Xue Zhi, who laughed like a pig in the square at this time, also thought so.