Chapter 206: Buddha Nature
Hearing Xu Sheng's old man say this, many villagers' hearts began to drum, they didn't know that the badger was still a national protected animal.
Not only badgers, such as pheasants, have been listed as protected animals by the state, but also the news that someone hunted two pheasants and sold them on the side of the road and was caught by the police and exchanged for prison.
However, these are all news that circulates within the local provinces and cities, and belong to the local media, such as Sijiaping Village, where ghosts send people to promote wildlife protection laws.
In the past, in addition to the most wild rats in the wild of Sijiaping Village, there were a little more weasels, and it was impossible to see one or two thin hares gnawing the soil, and the leaders were not stupid to put resources on this piece. Isn't that the same as promoting water conservation in the desert?
Li Licheng was a little uneasy in his heart, and asked Qu Guowei: "Mr. Qu, is this really the case?"
Qu Guowei nodded when he heard this.
Old man Xu Sheng smiled and said to Li Licheng: "This old brother, I'm not scaring people, the pig badger has been included in the "IUCN Red List of Endangered Species", and it was entered in 08 years, what kind of crime do you say to hunt wild pig badgers, how can you say that you have to get someone into the number and squat for a year and a half, right?"
After Xu Sheng finished speaking, he also winked mischievously at Canghai, obviously the old man was very proud now.
When Cang Hai saw the roll of his eyes, he smiled and asked, "How did you see that this badger was hunted?"
The villagers are now thinking about how to solve this matter, and suddenly when they heard Canghai ask, they couldn't help but be stunned, and thought to themselves: Yes, there is no police in this place now, even if someone calls the police, when the police come, the badger has been eaten and wiped clean, what can they do when they come?
Thinking of this good way of not admitting death, the villagers made up their minds! They would not hand over their fellow villagers to prison just because the hog badger was an endangered species, and the lives of the animals were worthless in their eyes.
"The thorn on the neck of this badger can't be faked, right?" Old man Xu Sheng still looked smiling, and the wind was calm and debugging the sea.
The thorn marks on the neck of the badger hanging from the tree are naturally not fake, and anyone who looks at it understands that the badger must have been stabbed to death by something sharp, and there are at least two sharp things, which do not need forensic medicine, and the three-year-old child can see one at a glance.
"What can the thorn show about how the badger died, but it can't mean that the badger was stabbed to death?" Canghai said with a smile.
Qu Guowei smiled at Canghai and asked, "Could it be that this badger is still looking for his own death?"
After speaking, he and Xu Sheng looked at each other and smiled, and the two eyes fell on Canghai's body again.
Canghai said with a serious face: "Actually, this is a badger with Buddha nature, presumably everyone like you must know the story of the Buddha's flesh feeding tigers, this badger has this, with a fearless and compassionate temperament to dedicate his life." Seeing that the two of you are going to come to our village together, but our village can't afford to entertain guests like you because of poverty, so we simply hit the pitchfork like this, and then we can make a meat dish for the two of us!"
The old man Xu Sheng laughed directly when he heard it, and after laughing, he said to Canghai: "Then according to what you say, the death of this badger is still my fault?"
"You don't kill Boren, but Boren dies because of you! Your consciousness has just dropped! Alas, Mr. Xu should eat two more chopsticks of badger meat," Canghai said with a smile.
Qu Guowei clapped his hands when he heard this, laughed at Sun Sheng and said, "See it, it's just so shameless." There are people in the world who are older than you, I thought there was no more, but who knew that now I saw one, and I was stunned to blame others for the mistake of hunting wild animals!
Xu Sheng smiled when he heard this: "You know a fart, the little boy is really a hero!"
"......" Canghai looked at the two old men, not knowing what to say.
Originally, Canghai was bullshit and fucked up, what to call the police or something, not to say whether Xu Sheng would report it, even if it was reported, the village side must have collectively resisted this matter, how can the county court judge and remove Hu Shijie's village director? Hu Shijie is not afraid at all, he does not rely on the name of the village director to manage the village, but he is the highest and oldest in the whole village, and he will be replaced with a new village director at will, and it is not he Hu Shijie who makes the final decision?
As for finding someone to go to jail, it is even more impossible, an individual who killed a badger must go to jail in this matter, but the police sued the administrative village, and some of the lawsuits were played. The court may not be reasonable.
"Okay, you kid, don't talk nonsense! hurry up and go make breakfast!" Qu Guowei said and came to the badger's side, turned around to look at it, and then asked Canghai, "How are the badgers going to eat?"
Canghai replied: "I don't cook these days, the rice is made by Grandpa Li, I just work, don't you think this is a protected animal, how can you really eat it." If you want me to see it, you might as well bury it, and by the way, hire someone from our village to carve a monument or something for it, and remember it!"
"Get out!" Xu Sheng scolded Canghai with a smile.
At Xu Sheng's age, scolding Canghai for a sentence or two Canghai really has to bear it, and he can't talk back, after all, the age of people is there to respect the old is our traditional virtue, not to mention that this old man Xu is still an interesting old naughty.
"Since you said this thing because you want to entertain us to die for ourselves, of course we have to eat it, and if you don't eat it, won't you live up to the kindness of this badger with Buddha nature? Eat! must eat!" Xu Sheng said with a laugh.
Li Liren said at this time: "After I finish breakfast, I will peel and wash this badger, marinate it with materials, and hang it in a cool place here with heavy salt for a day, so that the taste will be good." I'm telling you, you're blessed, really, you can't eat this kind of game anywhere else!"
"Who hasn't eaten a badger," said a young man who followed Xu Sheng with a little disdain.
Li Liren was not angry, and said with a smile: "My master's unique skill is in cooking this game, and when you taste it, you don't think it's delicious, then you can laugh at me in front of me."
The young man glanced at Li Liren and shook his head awkwardly.
"When will you pay the money?" Canghai asked as he looked at the two old men.
Qu Guowei slapped Canghai with a smile: "What's the matter, can we two old men still rely on your account?"
Who knew that Canghai replied directly: "It's hard to say!"
These words made the two old men feel angry for a while, and they stared at Canghai for two or three seconds before they said at the same time: "What a wealth fan!"
"With the majestic posture of the two of you squatting at the airport police station, I really don't have much confidence that the two of you will not pay the bill!"
"I don't have it now, can I go back to you in the evening?" Qu Guowei said.
Xu Sheng looked at Canghai and asked, "Are you so poor that kid?"
Of course, Xu Sheng knew how much Canghai's gems were sold for, so he asked this question.
"I'm not poor, but the village is poor, don't say anything else, you still owe me tens of thousands of yuan" Canghai paused for a moment, and said: "Don't give me the money, just give it to the village directly, what do I call it with this money."
The money matter is negotiated, a group of mothers-in-law in the village have prepared the pots and pans for cooking, three pots of different sizes, the old gasoline cylinder used in the stove, no oil or coal, only firewood, as for the clear water or something, the villagers directly use the water in the pond, after the test of the Provincial Agricultural University, there is no problem with the water in the pond in Canghai to drink directly, not to mention the use for cooking.
The pots and stoves were all set up, Li Liren started to cook here, and the rest of the people, including Shi Wei and Lu Shu, followed into the melon field to pick watermelons, and transported the picked melons to a shady place and put them up, waiting for the amount of a board truck to be transported to the village.
After moving two melons over, Canghai remembered that he had found it in the mushroom field this morning, so he said to Li Liren: "Grandpa Liren, I found a wild mushroom field in the forest over there, patches of wild mushrooms, do you think you can come out with a dish?"
"Wild mushrooms, are you sure that mushroom can be eaten?" Li Liren raised his head and asked Canghai.
Canghai nodded: "It's okay for the wild boar to eat, and it shouldn't be okay for people to eat it, right?"
Canghai can't judge here, it's not a tree of life, even if he doesn't know whether a mushroom is poisonous or not, just ask the tree of life.
As for whether the Tree of Life will pit the sea in this matter, it is obviously impossible. Because Canghai is about to hang, the Tree of Life directly returns to the seed state, and the poison immortality makes Canghai uncomfortable for a while, with the IQ of the Tree of Life, it is obvious that he will not do this kind of thing waiting to be settled after the autumn.
"Then you take the basket and pick more, just stew a chicken at noon today, when I came yesterday, I found some wild wolfberries over there, and it is just right to add them to the soup when the time comes!" Li Liren said.
Hearing Li Liren say this, Canghai picked a bamboo basket from the small branch next to the countertop, put it in his hand, and walked towards the mushroom field along the path in the record.
Oh hoo!
As soon as Tietou saw that Canghai was no longer playing in the melon field, he immediately came to his senses, and rushed behind Canghai in three or two steps wearing his own small suspenders, and followed his master step by step as Canghai walked.
"Is this orangutan a sperm?"
A young man who followed Xu Sheng looked at the appearance of the iron head and exclaimed loudly.
Hearing the man's voice, Tietou bared out a mouthful of big white teeth at the people, and after giving this very ghostly beast a mysterious smile, he continued to follow the footsteps of Canghai.
"The IQ of the iron head is not low, and I think some people have an IQ that is not as good as it."
Qu Guowei said and glanced at Xu Sheng, who was pouting, with a small grass stalk in his ear, and was looking for crickets with watermelons on the side.
Xu Sheng didn't have to turn his head, he knew that his old friend was hurting himself, so he said: "Don't point to Sang scolding Huai, my IQ is not as good as an orangutan, you can compare? Don't forget who has passed the grade in elementary school, and it doesn't count if you have passed the grade, and you still copy my homework after two years of studying in the third grade!"
Canghai looked at the two old men and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
Now the two old men can see the appearance of a master, they are completely two old naughty boys, with their sleeves rolled up, a dog's tail grass stalk between their ears, and their necks stretched out like a giraffe, turning over the huge watermelon, just to find a cricket to hide from the shade under the watermelon.
It's a scene like this, it's really speechless.