"You two...... Really?!really ......"

Everyone in the love apartment had strange faces, and they looked at Zhang Wei and Zou Yu sitting on the sofa without saying anything.

"Married?" Tang Youyou asked tentatively.

Zou Yu pretended to be indifferent when he heard this: "It's not a big deal, why are you so excited? It's just a small thing! You can just remember to give a red envelope." ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he said with a loveless expression: "It's really not a big deal...... Scold...... It's really not a big deal......"

Teacher Zeng looked the two people in front of him up and down: "Are you saying that you two are really married?

You're not kidding me, are you? No, I don't know that from you......."

Lu Ziqiao kept shaking his head and denying: "No, this is impossible! This is absolutely impossible! Zhang Wei is with a few of us every day, how can he get married?"

He doesn't have time to have a banquet at all! This is impossible! And he hasn't even had the ultimate bachelorette night party! There will be no happiness in such a marriage!"

When Tang Youyou heard this, he nodded: "That's right, then you have to get a household registration book to get married, how can it be so easy, I obviously remember that the two of you have never met your parents, how did Zou Yu get out of his household registration book." ”

Qin Yumo also nodded a little strangely when he heard this: "Or did you two just go behind our backs to get the certificate?"

But now it seems that getting a certificate is quite cheap, is there a package?

Hu Yifei lay on the sofa and replied without the slightest spirit: "A hundred years of good together, give birth to a noble son early." ”

"Don't listen to her nonsense, she just made it up, we didn't get married at all, where did you hear that?"

Zhang Wei looked at everyone's reactions, and couldn't help but roll his eyes and said, Where did you get the rumors.

Are you the kind of person who gets married so soon? The great single world is still waiting for you.

It's good to be single, it's good to be single, and who you want to be good with and who you want to be good with.

Alas, what a envy of single people!

People like me who have girlfriends are so unfree!

"What the hell is going on? Are you married?

Marriage is not a child's play, it must go through a detailed plan and a strict process arrangement, so that there will be no problems.

By the way, if you two get married early, you can give me experience! Have you booked the banquet now? And the church, the wedding dress, ......."

When Guan Gu heard this, he seemed to think of something, and clapped his hands with some excitement and said, Finally, someone got married before him, so he can learn a lot of experience.

"Guan Gu, leave the matter of the guinea pig to yourself! We are not married at all, neither de facto nor de jure marriage......

Well, at least not now, there will definitely be in the future, anyone who falls in love without the purpose of marriage is a hooligan. ”

When Zhang Wei heard everyone's words, he said helplessly, and he definitely denied this rumor, and he didn't know who spread it.

But seeing Zou Yu's eyes next to him, Zhang Wei immediately changed his words and said that he was definitely an upright person.

Teacher Zeng asked a little strangely when he heard this: "What's going on? Now the whole community has spread that the two of you are married?"

And it is rumored that there is a nose and a face, and there is even a saying that Zou Yu is pregnant! And it's three months old!"

Lu Ziqiao nodded: "Yes, I heard from the bartender Johnny at the bar, originally I thought that not many people knew, but the whole community knew." ”

"I'm listening to Aunt Wang who sweeps the floor......"

"Property Ha Auntie. ”

"Security stones. ”

"Swallow Ji dancing at the bar. ”

Everyone who heard it also told their sources.

It turned out that everyone heard the news of Zhang Wei's marriage in various places near the apartment today.

How can you keep such a powerful piece of news a secret! How can you not share such a thing as a secret with others?!

I have to tell someone!

Definitely enjoy the thrill of telling the secret!

Then when everyone returned to the apartment, they mysteriously tried to say something to the others, only to find that the others were just like themselves, as if they knew some secrets.

In the end, Mr. Zeng preemptively brought out this matter, and everyone found out that everyone knew the secret!

As Zhang Wei's roommate, although he seems to be the last to know!

Zhang Wei went from a golden bachelor to a married ......

When Mr. Zeng heard this, he still looked up and down at the two of them in disbelief: "What the hell is going on? You two are really not married? So what's the news?"

If you say that one person spreads rumors, forget it, but the whole community says so......

I have to make people believe it!

And it is rumored that there are noses and eyes, and even the details are there.

You ask her...... She provoked it. Zhang Wei seemed to think of something when he heard this.

He shook his head with a loveless face, his own wisdom was ruined in one fell swoop!

Zou Yu looked at Zhang Wei who was lying on the sofa and couldn't help but complain: "Isn't the situation urgent? I don't want to, besides, no matter how much I sigh, I will suffer more, right?!"

"That's it, Zhang Wei, no problem, a divorced man's worth has increased at least three times!" Ziqiao heard the words, and hugged Zhang Wei and comforted.

"Get out, if you force me again, I'll tell you what you asked Zhanbo to do. Zhang Wei rolled his eyes when he heard this.

Ziqiao immediately blocked Zhang Wei's mouth with lightning speed: "I bought it from my friend, I don't need to use it at all." ”

Well, the Friends Out of Nothing series.

"What is it?" Looking at the excited Ziqiao, Mr. Zeng asked a little strangely, did Ziqiao ask Zhanbo to buy something?

"It's okay, Zou Yu, what's going on with this news?" Ziqiao immediately changed the topic when he heard this, this matter must not be known to others, otherwise his life of wisdom will be ruined.

"Oh, that's ......"

Three hours ago.

"You've lost again, resign yourself to your fate, and accept your defeat, right?"

Zhang Wei stared at the screen, pressing the handle frantically in his hand, like a big demon king, roaring.

Zou Yu snatched the handle from Zhang Wei's hand at this time, stuffed it directly under the sofa, and then picked it up and began to operate frantically.

"Damn!"

Zhang Wei was directly surprised by his girlfriend's Laipi operation, what the hell? Isn't this kind of thing something that only he can do?

What's going on? Why Zou Yu is thicker than me now! This is not scientific!

By the time Zhang Wei took out the gamepad from under the sofa, the game was over, and Zhang Wei threw himself into the street.

“…… How embarrassed are you?"

When Miss Zou Yu heard this, she said confidently: "Throw away your handle, this is the law of victory." ”

“…… You're stealing my lines!"

Zhang Wei said with a loveless look, the law of victory, one life clearance, isn't it the mantra when you play the game?

You're pirated!

No, it's 2013.

That's right, when I get to 16 or 17, I can ask Aunt Dong for royalties.

It's a little exciting to think about.

Zou Yu looked at the watch on the wall and said to Zhang Wei: "Half past 12, let's go out to eat!"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he replied without thinking: "Isn't there instant noodles?" I originally wanted to try Kang Shuai Fu Xiangguo beef noodles, a new flavor. ”

When Zou Yu heard this, he directly set up his boyfriend: "Eat instant noodles every day, you will eat them as a dry corpse, go out with me honestly!"

"It's all MSG and preservatives on the outside, there's no difference. ”

"It's better than your instant noodles!"

……

After Zhang Wei finished eating, he walked in the supermarket with Zou Yu, and said: "A spicy fragrant pot is more than 30 yuan, which is expensive or cheap." ”

"You can compare your college cafeteria, and besides, you're not short of money. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he looked very resentful and said, "Forget it, you don't know our university cafeteria!

As a result, in order to cope with the leader's inspection of the big renovation, there was no way to eat it after that...... Even if you're expensive, it's not delicious......"

Zou Yu pushed the small trailer and replied: "Forget it, no matter how expensive the university canteen is, it is cheap, you think about how expensive it is to eat outside the company at noon when we go to work."

And even if we wanted to cook, we didn't have time, so think about what we would do when we got married, maybe we wouldn't have the opportunity to eat at home. ”

Now working from 9 to 5, if it weren't for my mother cooking at home, but by myself, I guess I wouldn't be able to eat the food cooked at home.

Zhang Wei said indifferently when he heard this: "Heh, 9 to 5 is too tired? Maybe when the time comes, it will be 996 directly, see what you do." ”

Zhang Wei really has an indifferent attitude towards whether he can eat at home or not, after all, he has never really eaten with his family a few times.

Or don't have any real family......

Now my own family......

Zhai Yitao, they should be regarded as one.

Zou Yu, maybe he will become a family member in the future.

But what if you find your biological parents one day?

Will it really be like on TV when two people are moved to tears when they meet?

Since childhood, they have never seen each other, do they really have a deep relationship? Or do they have their own lives after more than 20 years?

What is the reason why they let the child appear at the door of the orphanage like this?

Is it abandonment or what......

"I'll cook for you later, although I'm not doing it very well now. Zou Yu saw Zhang Wei, who was a little depressed, and pretended not to care and said.

Zhang Wei laughed directly when he heard this, and then pinched Zou Yu's face directly with one hand: "Isn't it very good? The food you cook can probably be used as rat poison, and I suspect that you are murdering your husband when you cook." ”

"How can you say that you are so exaggerated! Am I just fried? Am I not learning from Sister Yifei?"

Zou Yu said helplessly when he heard this, isn't he just that he has never cooked and is not proficient?

Zhang Wei couldn't help but slander in his heart, you are worried because you are learning from Hu Yifei......

"By the way, what are you talking about 996?"

When Zhang Wei heard this, he replied indifferently: "I go to work at nine o'clock in the morning and leave work at nine o'clock in the evening, six days a week." Many Internet companies are doing this now. ”

Zou Yu was a little surprised when he heard this, and said: "Isn't this a violation of the labor law? The eight-hour work day was won over by European workers back then, and it was used all over the world, and it was written into the law." ”

"It must be violated, you don't have to think about it, the fat house happy water has zero sugar, this happy water has no soul. ”

Zhang Wei looked at the zero-sugar cola on the shelf and shook his head and said, Happy water without a soul has no meaning.

"Isn't that what they mean by suing their boss? This is clearly illegal. ”

Zhang Wei smiled when he heard this and said, "Heh, of course it's okay, the boss can also say that they are willing to work overtime, and if all companies do this, what can you do?"

The capitalists have no conscience, and Marx talked about surplus value. ”

"If you pay overtime, it's acceptable. ”

"If overtime is paid, it will not be said that the capitalists have no ......"

Zhang Wei had just stood up, and the words in his mouth suddenly stopped in the middle of speaking.

"Nothing?" Zou Yu took a bottle of Banzai Mountain, and asked a little strangely.

At this time, she saw that Zhang Wei was looking at a woman who didn't look very good, and next to that woman, there was a fat man who didn't look very good.

What's going on?

"Zhang Wei, long time no see!" the woman said in surprise when she saw Zhang Wei, and looked very surprised.

"Huh...... It's really a fate to meet thousands of miles away......" Zhang Wei looked at the two people in front of him and said with some pain.

That's right, in front of him will be Xiaoli who gave Zhang Wei a hat that I don't know if it is a green hat.

Of course, to put it bluntly, Xiaoli was the same as Consortium B, and only regarded Zhang Wei as a tool man, in order to provoke the person she liked to rob the marriage.

Of course, there are various situations to do such a thing.

The protagonist snatches the marriage for love, which is a matter of course.

The protagonist was robbed of his marriage, and the villain is too scumbag! How would he do such a thing?! Do you know how much this hurts others?!

Of course, the other party of the protagonist who robs the marriage must be a scumbag, otherwise it will be difficult to make a difference.

No matter what, it's an immoral thing......

For example, the lord of Gongsun Valley......

As for why Zhang Wei said that he was destined to meet thousands of miles away, it was because the moment he saw this aunt, he remembered this stalk......

The result was blurted out directly.

"Husband, is this your aunt?" At this time, Zou Yu grabbed Zhang Wei's hand and asked strangely.

"Ah...... Aunt?"