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"Actually, I've thought about the problem you said, and the problem of listening rate does exist.
I've also been wondering why my grades have been a bit bad for so long, and what is the reason why the listening rate has not been going anywhere. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and said with some sadness, this question seemed to have been bothering him for a long time, making him sad.
When the other people sitting heard this, they couldn't help but complain in their hearts, the poor grades are really not a little bit, they are really bad!
But at this time, Teacher Zeng slapped the table excitedly: "But just now, I understood! Hearing Ziqiao's words just now, I suddenly had an epiphany!"
I finally know what the crux of the problem is!"
“???”
Zhang Wei and the others were confused when they heard this, what did Ziqiao say just now, weren't we complaining about Teacher Zeng just now?
Why did he understand the reason for his failure for so many years from the words of the complaint? Isn't the reason for his failure too vegetable?
Or did he finally recognize the fact of his own strength? God opened his eyes?
Zeng Xiaoxian frowned and said, "I also had some self-doubts, is there really a problem with my strength?"
But just like Ziqiao said, there is no problem with my strength! This point is in the eyes of the leaders of the unit!
But why are my grades so sluggish? Isn't it worth pondering the question?
Is it a distortion of human nature, or is it a moral degradation? What kind of earth-shattering conspiracy is behind this?"
Cut, I thought it was the fact that Mr. Zeng realized that he was a rookie, but it took a long time......
I'm narcissistic again.
People like me shouldn't have expectations, they should have thought about it a long time ago.
"It took me 3.43 seconds to figure it out.
After all these years, I've finally found the answer! I finally understand why my radio listeners are always not going up!"
Teacher Zeng seemed to have found the ultimate answer to life, and said with a sigh of emotion on his face.
The problem that has plagued me for so many years has finally been solved!
"What is the reason?"
Zhang Wei asked with some curiosity, although he knew that what Teacher Zeng said was definitely not a normal reason.
But it must be funny, and it can be used as a joke!
"That's because the radio can only hear voices!
A host like me, who is both talented and beautiful, can only show his true strength in a place like the TV station!
But the radio station, only hear my voice, not see me, the audience can't see my beauty at all, how can I achieve good results.
The audience can't see my beauty, how can they love me! This is the root of the problem for so many years!"
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but stand up when he said that, stepped on the chair with one foot, and said emotionally.
“……”
When everyone heard it, they were completely demented, how did you say such shameless things without blushing and heartbeat?
We have known that you are shameless, but we never thought that you would be so shameless?
How can people be shameless to the extent that you are? It's so cheap!
"Zeng Xiaoxian, you are a little self-aware! If you participate in a show that shows your face, I'm afraid the ratings will ......
There are absolutely no ratings, because everyone who watched the show is already lying in the hospital!
Hu Yifei's brain couldn't help but fantasize about Zeng Xiaoxian hosting a TV show.
As soon as a shadow appeared in his mind, Hu Yifei couldn't help but shudder, as if he had thought of something terrible.
When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "Hu Yifei, what do you mean?"
I'm telling you the truth, okay? If I'm the host of a TV show, I'm definitely a new generation of girl killers!
No. 1 on the hot search list, the absolute king of the new era, absolutely no one will be more suitable for this position than me!"
"Forget it, you can't sing, basketball, or a girl killer.
It's a ...... to be dead It's nothing, maybe you can rely on your funny genes and be a comedian. ”
Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain next to him, why did Zeng Xiaoxian always have a mysterious confidence in his appearance?
Doesn't he really look in the mirror?
But maybe he can really be a comedy star, after all, the actors of the original time and space have always been Zeng Xiaoxian's character.
"What is a comedian, a funny star can also be, anyway, as long as I can be famous, after I become famous, I can become an idol star. ”
Teacher Zeng didn't care when he heard this, anyway, as long as he can be famous, it doesn't matter what happens.
Anyway, I have self-confidence and become an idol star with this face.
Hu Yifei couldn't help but pour a basin of cold water on the side: "Give up, just like him, he is still a funny star?
Look at other people's stars, they are called comedy stars, and he is only ...... at most Let's play like a flower!"
"Yifei, you can object to it in other aspects.
But I feel that Zhang Wei is really not wrong in this aspect, maybe Mr. Zeng is really suitable for being funny, because he is really cheap!"
Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but nod beside him, agreeing with Zhang Wei's point of view.
Maybe Mr. Zeng should really change his career and become a comedian, because he is really full of all kinds of mysterious jokes, and he is really cheap.
Teacher Zeng was a little speechless and said: "Cut, be careful that I sue you for slander, I go to see that being a comedy star also depends on my appearance." ”
Tang Youyou didn't know when he sat next to him and said with emotion: "It's a pity, Mr. Zeng is now in his 20s, and he has no acting skills and can't sing, so it's too late to make his debut."
However, the famous comedy stars don't look very good now, but one was more handsome than the other before, and Mr. Zeng had no hope. ”
is like the famous Xu bald head, Shen Mahua, who is not handsome when he is young?
Only later......
It can only be explained with a pig-killing knife.
"But then again, if I hadn't studied acting as an actor, I had studied directing.
I don't have to work so hard every day, I am shouted and scolded by the director every day, and the director of the whole crew is the biggest!
Why should I be an actor, people talk about acting every day and you will direct, why do you want to act and be excellent, isn't it good to be a director directly at the beginning?"
Tang Youyou couldn't help but sigh when he said this, Huaguo's shooting method is director-centered.
Basically, in the crew, the director's rights are generally the greatest.
Of course, if it is a director who has just debuted and meets a particularly big-name star, it is not necessarily.
In general, it still depends on who is famous, whose qualifications are old, and who is powerful is Dad.
"If I had come to China earlier, maybe my comic career would have had a second spring, and I would have become a well-known cartoonist in China and even East Asia.
You don't know that the island nation lacks anything! There is no shortage of cartoonists! And the competition is too fierce! The upside is not good!"
Guan Gu said a little speechlessly, the comic industry in the island country is too rich, and the competition is too fierce, so I can't survive at all!
"You two don't think so much, how can there be so many ifs, but unfortunately there are no ifs, only the result remains. ”
Zhang Wei took a sip of milk and said a little speechlessly, how did he talk about it, and he began to complain about life?
I don't think you guys are the kind of sentimental people, don't you usually make a lot of noise?
Lu Ziqiao also seemed to think of some sad past: "Everyone will regret something, and that regret may change your life, and you will always remember it."
Just like me, if I had gone abroad with my godfather, I would have been a real rich second generation now.
How can you be like this, what kind of rich second generation do you have to pretend to be all day long? I was blacklisted by the shopping mall where people tried it, and I had to be collected by you. ”
seems to be affected by the atmosphere, Hu Yifei, you said with some emotion: "If I had come out to work as soon as I graduated from college, I wouldn't have been nesting in school until now."
Now it must be a high-end business talent, walking in a variety of high-end business gatherings every day, and definitely living a more chic life than now, I don't know how many times.
Zhanbo, what about you, don't you have any regrets?"
When Lu Zhanbo heard this, he thought about it carefully: "Regret something?
Three years ago, did it count if you didn't buy a Transformers limited edition model when you were in Lighthouse Country?
I still remember this incident! I really regret it! If I hadn't chosen to take a taxi instead of taking the subway in order to save money!
That's how I bought that Transformer!"
Hu Yifei was a little speechless when he heard this: "I'm talking about serious things, big things that can affect life!
What's a big deal if you don't buy a model, and can it affect the direction of your life?
"Sister, you don't know if it's good or not, if I could buy that limited edition model, I would have been able to go to the graduation party.
Maybe I can overcome my social phobia, and of course my life will change. ”
"??? Transformers model, what does it have to do with your graduation party?"
When Hu Yifei heard this, he was confused, what the hell, these two can't get together at all, okay?
Wind horses and cows are not related.
Lu Zhanbo shrugged his shoulders a little helplessly: "Because when I was in line, I said that if I could buy it, I would go to the friendship."
As a result, that Transformers was limited to 300 pieces, and I was ranked number 301.
God doesn't want me to go to the fellowship, so what can I do? Of course I don't want to go. ”
"Zhanbo, don't you believe in science?"
"Is there anything unscientific about this?" Lu Zhanbo heard Zhang Wei's words and asked rhetorically, is there anything unscientific about the decision he made?
“…… It doesn't seem to be. ”
Zhang Wei thought about it carefully, it seems that it really has nothing to do with science, but I always feel that something is a little unscientific?
"What are you talking about, so happy?"
Qin Yumo walked over wearing a black mask at this time, looked at the people sitting in the living room around the dining table and asked a little strangely.
Zhang Wei said a little listlessly: "What are they talking about, what did you regret before?"
If they had made another choice that would have affected the direction of their lives, they would have lived a much better life than they do now. ”
When Qin Yumo heard this, he said directly without thinking: "Of course there is!"
If I hadn't met that scumbag from Richard! I don't even know which wealthy family I would marry now!
I've wasted four years of my youth! Otherwise, I would have been a wealthy young grandmother!"
"Ahem, Yumo, expose your age. When Hu Yifei heard this, he coughed twice next to him and reminded him.
Qin Yumo was a little embarrassed when he heard this, and said, "Oh, because I fell in love earlier, it took a little longer." ”
"What about you, Zhang Wei, do you have any regrets?"
At this time, Hu Yifei turned his head to look at Comrade Zhang Wei, the only one present who did not speak, and raised his own questions.
Hearing this, everyone present turned their eyes to Zhang Wei.
When Zhang Wei heard this, he said categorically: "No, recalling the running in the sunset, I have no regrets in my career!"
When Mr. Zeng heard this, he said that he knew what Zhang Wei regretted: "Does Zhang Wei still need to talk about it? It must have been some kind of bullshit bachelorette party that was pulled by the quilt Joe back then."
This was a major turning point in his fate!
Zhang Wei said expressionlessly: "You think too much, I really don't regret this matter at all."
Because that woman is really not beautiful at all......"
What Zhang Wei really regrets is that he crossed over, why is it equipped with such a low forcing system?
All kinds of god pits, useless, and not yet have the slightest sense of existence!
Sure enough, as I said before, the low forcing system ruined my life!
If you don't have this broken system, you will directly do copying after you have crossed it, and I have seen so much before and accumulated so much experience.
Not to mention what kind of world writer he will become, there will be no problem at all about how to dominate the entertainment industry and what era he will be beaten.
Yes, without this low forcing system, I would be the current hanging appearance!
"That Meijia and Wanyu, what are the things that the two of them regret?"
"Meijia must have said that she regretted meeting Lu Ziqiao, as for Wanyu......"
Zhang Wei turned his head to look at Zhanbo, Wan Yu really didn't know that there was no Wan Yu in this plot.
It seems that for such a child from a rich family, life really seems to have no regrets?
Damn, I'm so jealous, if I were rich, I'd be this hanging!
Lu Zhanbo seems to have talked to Wanyu about this issue before: "Wanyu said that if she hadn't been engaged at that time and continued to stay in Milan, maybe she would have been a top fashion designer by now." ”
"If only there were ifs! ”
Qin Yumo couldn't help but look up at the ceiling, remembering the running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth.
If there really is......