Martial insects are coming
At noon, Li Biao and Wang Binbin were having lunch at Moon Bay Square, and Li Biao noticed that Wang Binbin was limping when he walked.
"Crunches?"
Wang Binbin's family ugliness doesn't want to be publicized. I don't want people to know. So he walked very carefully, and he still showed it to Li Biao.
"Leg cramps. Wang Binbin casually found an excuse to turn this page and turn this one. Busy changing to other topics: "It's noisy outside, I don't know what's going on?"
Wang Binbin raised his foot, if Li Biao carefully asked to the end, he raised his foot and planned to smear oil on the soles of his feet and slip away, anyway, it was noisy outside, and there would be lively news to watch.
"Wu Worm and Wu Tu haven't arrived yet, wait a while. Li Biao: "I'll introduce two friends to you." This is the reason why Li Biao invited Wang Binbin to eat together. One is the president of the car club, Wu Worm, and the other is Wu Tu, a college student, Wang Binbin has not been in the taxi industry for a long time, and he is a new hand.
Wang Binbin is very grateful to Li Biao for helping him. Without Li Biao's traction, Wang Binbin really couldn't enter the rental industry. At noon, Wang Binbin's feet still hurt, all of them were caused by Wu Shishi's punishment of kneeling durian, and he also limped when he walked, and he was busy with a big man's mouth, he wouldn't tell anyone about this kind of thing, and he didn't want you to know. I didn't expect Wu Shishi, who has always been gentle and gentle, to be so rude and arrogant.
If he Wang Binbin didn't kneel on the durian, Wu Shishi would have to drop the TV and the mobile phone. She was really a naked threat, and it was the kind of valuable, and she broke her liver so badly that it hurt her flesh and hurt him like a teacup, and she was able to subdue him.
Yes, Wu Shishi, using the trick of smashing the mobile phone really subdued Wang Binbin. However, Wang Binbin's heart has also been estranged from Wu Shishi since then.
Wu Worm is the president of the car club, Li Biao invited him to eat at noon, went to the corner of the south gate of the square to find a vacant seat, and parked the car. Wu Worm went to work at eight o'clock in the morning to now has twelve o'clock in the meal, he has not had time to go to the toilet, has been busy, at this time he feels good urine, there are few pedestrians on the roadside, Wu Worm pottery faucet in the corner, is about to withdraw a soak of urine. Suddenly, I found a woman standing next to her, wearing a long hair and a denim skirt, and walked up to the martial insect in a pretty way: "Fine, open defecation, I caught it." ”
In the face of the arrest of the beauty, the martial insect was in a hurry and dealt with it calmly.
There is a paper sign erected next to it, it is strictly forbidden to defecate and defecate, and the offender will be fined 50 yuan.
"I don't have open defecation. Wu Worm was in a hurry, and took the guy out, and when he saw this denim skirt woman with hair suddenly appear, he put the guy back again, pulled up the trouser chain, and turned off the faucet.
Wu Worm's face is thick, "Men don't want to be invincible in the world" is specifically to describe him, Wu Worm this guy reads little but has a flexible mind, especially likes to run trains with his mouth, in fact, he just talks a lot and rarely acts like a fart.
If the private parts of ordinary men are exposed, they will definitely be blushing and ashamed, but the face of the martial insect does not change, and it looks indifferent. Wu Worm knew in his heart that "you look at my faucet, I won't suffer."
The beautiful woman in the denim skirt shouted: "You didn't pee too much, then why did your brother Tao come out?"
"Model couple. ”
Li Biao