"Alas, don't mention it. ”

Ye Chen seemed to suddenly mention his sadness, so he glanced at Ye Chen and said slowly: "Brother, I won't tell you, this is the first time I have come here to see my lady in the middle of the night, and the two of us haven't really met yet!"

"And how did you meet?"

"Ugh..."

Da Zhuang sighed and continued: "I know a fart, I've never seen her, let alone what she looks like, and even Lao Tzu doesn't know what her name is." ”

"Huh??"

Hearing this, Ye Chen deliberately looked at Da Zhuang with a sneer on his face and said, "Big brother, you are usually so shrewd and capable, I am still waiting for you to take me to do great things, why are you stupid in this matter?"

"You said you don't even know what your lady looks like, what your last name is, how can you be so sure that she will come back here in the evening to date you? Could it be that you agreed in advance? And you are so sure that she will come?"

Da Zhuang was also stunned when he heard this: "Alas, how do I know if she will come, I don't know if she will come." ”

Then Da Zhuang hooked Yechen's neck with his hand and whispered: "Brother, let me tell you, I only tell you about this matter, don't you tell others, do you hear?"

Yechen nodded hurriedly and said: "Big brother, tell me if you have anything, you can rest assured, brother, I will definitely keep my mouth shut, and I will never tell anyone about this, if I tell others what you tell me casually, I will be sealed with cement!"

Da Zhuang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then looked at Yechen with an amazed face and said: "I'm rubbing! Brother, you are really 6, in the end, people who have gone to school are different, the cultural level is high, and even swearing is so level!"

"That's it!"

Yechen smiled quite appreciatively.

At the same time, he couldn't help but mock in his heart: "What the hell is a fool, they are also big men, don't you have a pot handle in your crotch, but there is a water curtain hole?!"

"Big brother, tell me any little secrets you have, brother and I are in a hurry.

Yechen urged with a look of impatience.

And Yechen called Da Zhuang a kiss by a big brother, and Da Zhuang almost floated to the sky happily when he heard this.

Da Zhuang was also very moved to look at Yechen and said: "Good brother, you are willing to recognize me as a big brother, others dislike me, call Lao Tzu stupid, and say that Lao Tzu is a stupid son of the landlord's family, in fact, they don't know, Lao Tzu is deliberately pretending! Lao Tzu is not only not stupid at all, but even a genius!"

"Big brother, I know you're a genius!

Da Zhuang spoke very carefully in Yechen's ear, as if he was afraid that their little secret would be heard by others if the voice was loud.

Da Zhuang then said proudly: "Brother, what you said is exactly the same as I thought, Lao Tzu is a genius, but those guys are too stupid to see it." ”

Yechen nodded in agreement.

Da Zhuang continued: "Brother, do you think, Lao Tzu is not only handsome, but also proficient in addition and subtraction within ten, do you say Lao Tzu is a genius?"

Ye Chen almost laughed out loud when he heard Da Zhuang say this, so he continued: "Big brother, what you said is not wrong at all, you are a proper genius, I see, those who don't know you say that you are stupid are all stupid!"

"Hahaha, that's that, brother, I'll tell you, I'm not only proficient in addition and subtraction within ten, I can also recite ancient poems, come and I'll be listened to to you..."

"Uh... Goose goose goose, song to the sky, white-haired floating ......"

"Stop!!"

Ye Chen hurriedly interrupted Da Zhuang reciting ancient poems here, Ye Chen thought to himself that if he listened to this fool reciting ancient poems here, he would not hear it tomorrow?

The fool was happy, but he was still in a hurry.

"Hey, I haven't finished memorizing yet!"

Da Zhuang said with some resentment.

But Yechen didn't do anything when he heard this, and directly yelled at Da Zhuang "regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one": "Big brother, are you still finished? Who the wants to listen to you recite ancient poems, I want to listen to you tell you your secret!"

Da Zhuang was stunned by Ye Chen's yelling, but soon Da Fat reacted and smiled at Ye Chen: "Brother, you see I'm really a pig brain, I said okay to tell you a secret, where is this nonsense." ”

Yechen knows Da Zhuang's temperament, Da Zhuang is very stupid, and he is easily impulsive, but he is very sensitive and others call him big brother, so Ye Chen has a very good grasp of the aspect when he speaks, no matter what he says to Da Zhuang, he will definitely add the word big brother before this sentence.

So this is also the reason why Da Zhuang is so obedient.

Da Zhuang also smiled embarrassedly when he heard Yechen's urging: "Brother, let me tell you, although I haven't seen what my lady looks like, but my mother has seen it with her own eyes, my mother said that the new lady she found me is very beautiful, like a fairy in the sky, and said that I am blessed this time!

Ye Chen also chuckled in his heart when he heard Da Zhuang say this, thinking that things were really as he thought.

But Yechen didn't rush to attack, and still asked, "Then did Aunt Li tell you when she first met your lady of the village?"

Da Zhuang shook his head: "I don't know about this, my mother only told me that this woman is very punctual, and said that I should act as usual, and the rest didn't say anything." ”

"As usual?"

Yechen couldn't understand what Da Zhuang said.

"yes, as usual. ”

Da Zhuang said to Yechen in a proud whisper: "Brother, let me tell you, my mother is amazing, she has always found me a lot of beautiful little girls recently, and then every few days later she will let me go to a fixed place at night, she said that there will be beautiful girls waiting for me there, and guess what?"

Da Zhuang slapped his thigh and said, "Hey, my mom really didn't lie to me, every time I go there, there is a beautiful woman waiting for me!"

Ye Chen's face sank again and again when he heard this, but he didn't speak.

Da Zhuang seemed to recall all the things that happened the night before and said to himself: "Brother, let me tell you, don't say it, those girls my mother found for me are really good, she didn't lie to me, all of them are very positive, tender and tender, I pressed each one on the ground several times, that feeling is really cool." ”

"They didn't resist?"

"Hey..."

Da Zhuang looked at Yechen and said proudly: "Brother, I just said that you have culture, why don't you understand?"

"These women are not called resistance, but they are called wanting to be captured, so they understand?"

"Besides, they only have the right to scream under me! Dare to resist Lao Tzu and throw them into the river. ”

Ye Chen's face gradually turned cold, Da Zhuang's words undoubtedly confirmed what he had thought before, but he was only guessing in his heart before, thinking that maybe he was thinking too much, but it wasn't until Da Zhuang said it himself that Ye Chen realized that he had been underestimating Aunt Li.

And this Aunt Li really impressed him, this kind of outrageous planning is simply terrifying!

He doesn't care about this Aunt Li no matter what hurts the heavens and reason, but Aunt Li actually hit the idea on the woman next to him, this Li Cuilian is really looking for death!

Now Yechen is a little glad that he didn't let Xia Yuanyuan go downstairs just now, otherwise, he would definitely be ruined by this stupid pig like he did with other girls!

Ye Chen didn't even dare to think about such a consequence.

And Yechen only understands now

Ye Chen looked at Da Zhuang and then sneered: "Big brother, I see that you have waited so long and you haven't even waited for a fart, why don't we go to your house and wait?"

"Who can I wait for when I go to my house?"

"Heh, you'll find out if you come with me. ”

Ye Chen didn't say a word, then turned his head and walked back.

Da Zhuang looked at Yechen's back with an unhappy face and muttered: "Stinky boy, it's still dragged up, am I the eldest brother or you are the eldest brother..."

Soon, Yechen walked to the door of Aunt Li's house, then turned to Da Zhuang and said, "Knock on the door." ”

Da Zhuang glanced at Yechen very unpleasantly, but still raised his hand and knocked on the door.

Soon there was a rush of footsteps in the room, and the door slowly opened.

The moment the door opened, a joyful voice came from inside the room: "Good son, how is it, this girl is very punctual, does it still meet your taste?"

As the sound fell, the door that had been closed was completely opened.

And at the moment when the door was completely opened, the figure outside the door was also completely exposed to Aunt Li's gaze.

Outside the door, there is a big and strong, but there is still a person who Aunt Li is most afraid of seeing at this moment.

Aunt Li covered her mouth with her hands, her face was full of incredulity, and she pointed at Yechen and trembled: "You, why are you here?!!"

She couldn't figure out why Da Zhuang would come back with Yechen after he was done? Could it be that this kid knew something?

Before Yechen could speak, Da Zhuang hurriedly said: "Mom, what is your reaction, this is Xiaoye! You are also very familiar, of course, he is also my newly recognized little brother, and he came back to accompany me to wait for the beautiful woman you looked for me, why don't you welcome Xiaoye, he is a guest." ”

And Yechen's reaction when she saw Aunt Li at this time was also a smile: "Aunt Li, I'm here, don't you invite me in and sit?"

Aunt Li's face turned blue and white for a while, and then she coughed dryly and stammered, "Please, please come in." ”