It is difficult to coax a woman to sleep, and it is even more difficult to coax Li Nian to sleep.

After coaxing her for a full hour, she finally agreed to let me pretend to sleep.

I turned off the lights for her and lay down on the couch with my phone.

Just as I was about to go to bed, my stomach rolled inside, so I hurriedly ran to the bathroom and began to vomit.

Spit and spit I found that my back was gently patted by a hand, and I looked back to see that it was Li Nian.

She patted me and made me vomit a lot of wine, which was finally much more comfortable.

I asked her if she had a toothbrush at home, and she shook her head at me and told me I could use hers.

I thought about it for a while, and then I was about to walk out of the bathroom, Li Nianbai glanced at me, and then took out a new set of toothbrushes and cups from the cabinet in the washbasin.

"Don't you don't?" I asked, awkwardly.

"Hurry up, I'm sleepy, go to bed first. Then he deliberately stepped on me with his little foot as he passed me.

After she walked out, I was at a loss, where did I provoke her?

When everything was done, I lay on the sofa and glanced at my phone, the time had come to half past one in the morning, and then there were a few WeChat prompts.

I opened it and took a look, and there were a few messages sent to me by Brother Xiaoman, telling me to eat and drink together in a few days, and I replied to him, 'Okay, no problem.' ’

There is also a message from my good buddy Liu Yu, telling me that his money has been turned over, and he will be able to pay me back the day after tomorrow at the latest. I replied to him, 'I'm not in a hurry to use the money, don't be in a hurry to pay me back.' ’

There was also a message sent to me by Yang Yi, about 9 o'clock in the evening, and she asked me what I was doing.

I replied to her 'Just going to bed. ’

Then unlike the previous two, she replied to my message in seconds.

"How can I get back!"

I thought about it for a while and didn't know how to reply, so I had to reply, "It's hard to say." ”

"I'm willing to listen. ”

"Forget it, I'm in a very bad mood today, and I don't want to say anything. ”

Yang Yi didn't get angry, sent me a smiley face, and then asked me, "Li Yu, guess what I'm doing." ”

"Can I guess that. ”

"I'm reading and I'm hooked. ”

For Yang Yi to say this, I believe very much that she is really very knowledgeable and can always say something appropriate to the situation.

"What books are you reading, I will read them when I have time, and I will be as knowledgeable as you when the time comes. ”

"I also just watched it, you boys should have seen it, I think you have seen it. ”

"What a book, you're sure I've read it. ”

"I don't tell you the title of the book, I just read dozens of words, I'll type it out for you. ”

"Good. ”

Abin's high school grades were not ideal, but after all, he was also admitted to a private college near Taipei. I just saw this (╯▔▽▔)╯"

When I called this word from Yang Yi, a book title appeared in my mind without even thinking about it.

Then I almost fell off the couch, how did she read this book at night...

"I know you're driving, and you're doing very fast, you old driver. ”

"Then come up quickly, Li Yu, there is still a parking space in the back, and the ticket is thirty. ”

As soon as I talked to Yang Yiyi, I found that every time she made me relax, my mood could gradually improve.

"You've seen it. I couldn't help but ask.

"How is it possible, the paragraph I learned on the Internet today is about wanting to see whether a man is pure or not, so I sent him this passage to see what that person would say. ”

"So Li Yu, you are not a pure person, my mother told me that I should stay away when I meet such a person, so I am going to sleep, and I will go to see Xiang Xin tomorrow, good night. ”

I put down my phone and sighed helplessly, and couldn't help but ask whether Yang Yi was an angel or a devil.

The phone vibrated again, and Yang Yi sent another message.

"Don't you say something to Yang Banxian?" and then there were four angry expressions behind him, and three expressions holding knives.

"Good night. ”

"Okay, good night, don't read that book at night to find childhood memories. Then he made a wicked smile.

Well, I admit, she's the devil.

I put down my phone and lay in bed in a daze, I tried to sleep, but there was a voice that kept telling me that I couldn't sleep, you should go home.

In the end, I thought about it, I just left, what should I do if Li Nian felt uncomfortable in the middle of the night, she gave me so much, if I left, it would chill her heart.

I tried hard to get myself to sleep, and after an hour, I finally felt a little sleepy, so I put my phone on silent mode and put it on the table.

When I woke up, it was already very bright, and I had a quilt on my body, and the smell of the quilt made me a little confused.

I turned to the side to take out my phone and look at it, but I was startled when I turned around.

Li Nian sat across from me, eating potato chips in his left hand and holding a knife in his hand before looking at me.

"You.. You want to scare me to death early in the morning, you... What are you going to do? "My heart is almost in my throat.

After hearing my words, Li Nian didn't reply to me, but grabbed the potato chips with his little hands and ate them into his mouth, still staring at me.

"Li Nian, I advise you to be kind, we can discuss anything, one thought of heaven and one thought of hell. ”

"What are you afraid of," Li Nian said to me with a smile.

"I... Can you not be afraid, you have a knife in your hand, I said we have something to say. ”

'Poof'

Li Nian laughed when she saw my scared look, and then picked up the apple on the coffee table and began to peel it, her knife technique was very slippery, and she finished peeling the apple in more than ten seconds.

Then he handed me the apple, and said with a smile, "Oh, eat, are you so afraid of me? Am I that terrible?"

I was relieved that she was holding a knife to peel apples for me to eat, and it turned out that I had misunderstood her.

Wait! I'm not wrong to misunderstand her, get up in the morning, you open your eyes, and you see a woman standing beside you with a knife, who is not afraid, if there is someone more timid, you have to be scared to pee.

"Li Nian, do you still have a fever?" I took the apple from her hand and asked her with concern.

Li Nian brought her head closer to me, then pursed her mouth and motioned for me to touch her forehead.

I touched it, and then breathed a sigh of relief, and finally the fever was gone, or I couldn't have gotten up early in the morning and sat across from me with a knife and potato chips.

"Finally, I don't have a fever, I'm hungry, I'll cook for you." ”

As soon as I was about to get up, I was held down by Li Nian, and then said to me: "You drank so much wine yesterday, your stomach is not good, I boiled you eight-treasure porridge, you lie down for a while, I'll go to the kitchen to see how it is cooked." ”