Chapter 8: I Am a Little Bald Donkey
This phenomenon did not change until Li Shaohui's second year in college, when League of Legends was just emerging, and there were not many people playing, Li Shaohui still remembers that at that time League of Legends was the S2 period, and the Korean team at that time was not worth mentioning at all, and the hottest team was the Chinese WE team, and the five members of WE at that time were blown into the sky, Li Shaohui didn't care about these at all, but the birdmen in the dormitory were bragging all day and night about how they were so powerful, how they abused foreigners.
And Li Shaohui can play this game is also a coincidence, at that time, he and his girlfriend were only in love for three months, it is the period of hot love, it is said that during the relationship, the IQ of girls is zero, but in Li Shaohui's view, during the love period, boys are not as good as girls, and it may be negative.
At that time, such an embarrassing thing happened, for a few days, his girlfriend said to Li Shaohui with a pale face that it was coming, and his stomach hurt, Li Shaohui was very distressed after hearing it, and without saying a word, he stupidly ran to the pharmacy to buy a pack of painkillers, flatteringly gave it to his girlfriend, made his girlfriend laugh angrily, and explained to him shyly that "auntie" was coming, but this made Li Shaohui wonder even more, what does the stomachache have to do with her aunt? And why should you be shy? Could it be that he was frightened by her aunt, at that time Li Shaohui looked at his girlfriend's painful expression and didn't dare to ask more, so he quietly bought some fruit and gave it to her, saying that he could entertain her when her aunt came, this trick made his girlfriend so angry that he didn't bother to talk to him, and the two fell into a cold war like this, which made Li Shaohui inexplicable.
After Li Shaohui and his girlfriend apologized a few times, people ignored him, he could only hide in the dormitory to sleep boredly, and then began to try to play League of Legends at the instigation of his roommate, this play, Li Shaohui is as happy as discovering a new continent, the biggest feature of this game is that the player is 5v5, a game is not long, and it does not cost money, completely relying on the sense of operation, this is the game he dreamed of!
Since then, Li Shaohui and his classmates started the League of Legends upgrade journey, at that time, several friends got together, went to the Internet café every day for 5 consecutive seats, and the noisy sound could lift the roof, causing the network administrator and the surrounding people to complain. Sometimes, they even go through the night and sleep during the day, and in those days, Li Shaohui was also happy, forgetting that he also had a girlfriend, until his girlfriend went to the Internet café to find him, he quit the game unhappily, but this can't stop his obsession with this game, often taking advantage of his girlfriend's absence, sneaking out to play a few games, because of this matter, the two have quarreled a few times.
A year after graduation, his girlfriend only left a note and said goodbye, so Li Shaohui, who was depressed, completely pinned his emotions on the game, regarded the game as a second girlfriend, and often played day and night. The most fierce one, is to go in at noon on Friday, until seven o'clock on Sunday night to leave, no rest in between, has been playing non-stop, just to get a few more points, of course, the ranking score must not have gone up, because his record is a little green in the red of ten thousand families.
Li Shaohui remembers that when he came out and breathed fresh air, he stumbled and almost fainted at the door of the Internet café, causing pedestrians on the road to look sideways. Also, it is estimated that he was unkempt at the time, and his eyes were red, and anyone who saw it would be shocked.
However, during that time, Li Shaohui also practiced a high level of cultivation in the game, and it still takes a lot of effort to have this cultivation, first of all, the typing speed is fast, if you adhere to the typing method of a yang finger, it is doomed to be a fiasco, and secondly, you must respond quickly, and you can cut to the point for all kinds of swear words, and organize effective language to fight back, so in the past few years of game career, Li Shaohui has changed from a cold young man who is not very good at words, to a joker who comes with casual swearing.
"Di", a piercing sound of cars interrupted Li Shaohui's memories, Li Shaohui looked back, it was a white BYD off-road vehicle parked behind him, followed by the window rolled down, revealing a roe deer head mouse's head, wearing a chopstick-thick glittering gold chain around his neck, and the eyes hanging on the small head kept spinning.
The lewd man glared at Li Shaohui and scolded: "You are blind, you are in a daze on the road in broad daylight." ”
Before Li Shaohui could reply, another voice sounded again, "Now Dick Si will daydream, isn't this one?" The voice came from the co-pilot of the car, it was a woman with a face full of meat and freckles, which made people lose their appetite, and after this woman finished speaking, she shook her head "elegantly", with a sense of superiority.
Looking at these two world-class superlatives, Li Shaohui suddenly thought of a common saying, "Wang Ba looked at mung beans and met his eyes." ”
"You still don't want to get out of the way?" The lewd man was even more angry at Li Shaohui's indifference.
Li Shaohui was angry in his heart and wanted to fight back, but he thought that after all, he was at fault first, so he endured his anger, walked to the side, and got out of the way.
With a "buzz", the car ran away arrogantly with the arrogant eyes of a lewd man, stirring up layers of dust. Watching the car go away, until it disappeared without a trace, Li Shaohui reacted, this road is obviously a sidewalk!
Li Shaohui couldn't help but secretly call out that he was unlucky, and the passing year was unfavorable, and he greeted the two best ancestors just now in his heart.
Walking into this Internet café, Li Shaohui found that the decoration here is far more luxurious than imagined, there are several delicate French wall hangings on the pale yellow marble inlaid wall, the ground is covered with exquisite red carpets, and the roof is pressed with more than a dozen round crystal ceiling lamps, magnificent; at the middle entrance is a huge screen of about 100 inches, the screen is a self-made MV of the Internet café, and on the right side of the door is a counter similar to a bar, and there are two uniformed beauties standing in the counter; behind the bar is a private room of about ten square meters, there are about a dozen, and several of the doors are open, and you can see that there is a small double bed and a computer desk insideThere are two computers on the table, two chairs next to it, and the entire wall is covered with pink wallpaper, which is combined with pink sheets and quilt covers, all of which can create a warm feeling.
Li Shaohui can't help but admire this Internet café owner a little, and he feels like he can be a monk in an entertainment place; think about those couples who think that hotels are expensive, it is estimated that they will have to run to this kind of private room; and those student couples even regard this kind of private room as a paradise on earth, download a few love action movies in it, learn while watching, secretly taste the fruit of taboos, experience the fusion of love and desire, and have an epiphany of life; but it seems that only this kind of small movie is more advanced than us in the island country that studied under me, and we are willing to learn。
Opposite the bar is the VIP area, which is full of black leather sofas, and the computer desk next to the sofa has a white curved LCD screen and a mechanical keyboard, and next to the keyboard is a colorful mouse.
Opposite the VIP area is the ordinary area, the ordinary area is a lot shabby, ordinary seats, 20-inch screens, plus a palm-sized mouse and old-fashioned keyboard, but this is also the place with the most people, there are young teenagers with immature faces, middle school students in school uniforms, and strange uncles who pick their feet and gnaw their fingers.
At the back of the VIP area, there is a high platform nearly half a meter above the ground, and there is a glass room on each side of the high platform, and there are five computers in each glass room, which is obviously a special room for the game.
"Hello, sir, do you need anything?" asked a beautiful woman in a uniform with big eyes at the bar looking at Li Shaohui who was carefully examining the Internet café.
"Do you have any other services here besides the Internet?"
"Sir, that's right, our Internet café is a high-level service place, where you can not only surf the Internet comfortably, but also enjoy other services, such as beautiful women to chat, beautiful women to play..."
Before the beautiful waitress finished speaking, Li Shaohui blurted out: "Three escorts, how much is it to sleep with you?"
"I'm sorry, we're in a regular place, not like you say. Another beautiful waitress pouted and said unhappily.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I made a mistake, you go on. Li Shaohui smiled cheekily and embarrassedly.
The big-eyed beauty said again: "The private room is 20 yuan for an hour, the VIP area is 10 yuan, the ordinary area is 5 yuan, and the special room for the competition in the back is 30 yuan." ”
"It's expensive. This was Li Shaohui's first reaction, and he then asked: "Why is that competition room more expensive than a private room?"
At this time, the beautiful woman who loved to pout seemed to be interested, and said happily: "Haven't you thought about it? In it, you can not only surf the Internet quietly, take occasional rests, but also look at the scenery outside, and our boss said that if it is a game, the winning player will have a feeling of pride in the world when he looks at the good record and then looks at the audience." ”
"Damn!" This boss is too good at doing business, Li Shaohui admired it more and more.
Li Shaohui paid 20 yuan, righteously refused the service recommended by the beauty, and sat down happily in the ordinary area, the reason why he refused was because he looked at the shy wallet, thinking about his identity as an unemployed vagrant, and he was really not in the mood to be this wronged boss in front of two beauties.
After a series of operations, Li Shaohui successfully entered the League of Legends, and at this time, the Internet café also sounded the voice of "The player with the name 'I am a little bald donkey' has logged in, welcome to your visit".
"Coaxing", everyone laughed, looked left and right, looking for this wonderful player, Li Shaohui also shook his head speechlessly, these years the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, it doesn't matter if there is no culture and no connotation, but why do you have to be unhappy with yourself? Look at your name "Quietly and silently leave", what a poetic and picturesque feeling, how sad and romantic it is.
After Li Shaohui entered the game, he chose the single-row mode, and after waiting for less than a minute, he started BP, and he chose the blind man he was best at.
After entering the game, Li Shaohui, who is on the blue side, started with a red BUFF, and after the red BUFF was promoted to the second level, he rushed to the opponent's three wolves, and easily killed the remnants of the opponent's jungle Debang, and got a blood; to help you get a head on the road...
At this point, Li Shaohui's blind man completely mastered the rhythm of the game with skillful techniques such as "R flash", "eye-touching roundabout kick", and "Q in a hundred shots", and started a massacre with his own side. In less than 15 minutes, he has already got 10 heads; then, in a wave of team battles in the middle lane, he found the right opportunity, directly "touched" the tower, flashed the big move, and kicked the opponent's 5 people to a "human flesh skewer", and he himself got two heads, opening the road to supergod, and the Internet café also sounded at this time, "'I am a little bald donkey' The player is already a god," But at this time, Li Shaohui was engrossed and Li Shaohui didn't pay attention, he still focused on the game, at this time he just felt that there were more onlookers, they seemed to admire their blindness, but some people seemed to have been secretly making fun of themselves, I don't know why.
When Li Shaohui used the blind man to get four kills again, Debang on the opposite side collapsed on the full screen and posted, "This little bald donkey's blind man is too powerful! ”
"What a little bald donkey, that's not the name of the person. Li Shaohui looked at the words of the Debang player, thought wonderingly, and looked at the head of the blind monk, and then his head was as big as a bucket, because there were big words written on it, "I am a little bald donkey".
"What kind of bastard, pit yourself like this?" Li Shaohui couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, no wonder so many people came to watch him and pointed at himself, it turned out to be like this!
Li Shaohui looked around in embarrassment, and sure enough, there were still many people looking at him thoughtfully, so he was embarrassed at this time, and he couldn't wait to find a mouse hole to get into.
"It's a real decay. Li Shaohui scolded, his blind man has 18 heads so far, that is, he has been supernatural 7 times, plus the time he just got on the plane, a total of 8 times, and he was called a little bald donkey by the voice of the Internet café in public.
Li Shaohui, who was in a complicated mood, no longer had the heart to play games, and he couldn't help but secretly wonder who would do such a prank to retaliate and play with himself? Of course, the result of this thought was that his blind monk hung up in the spring for seven or eight minutes, and finally came to his senses under the collective crusade of the four teammates' barrage; at this time, he had completely lost the feeling of the game just now, and he also played "super blind" as a "junior monk" In the end, the five opponents seized the opportunity at Xiaolong, killed his blind monk in seconds, and forcibly left the four people who came to save him, annihilated themselves, pushed off the big crystal, and completed the Jedi turnaround.