Cheeky
Wu Tu started work at eight o'clock this morning. In order to save money, he worked against time, just to pull one more guest, and there was no toilet for more than four hours in a row. Wu Tu is not as flexible as a martial insect, and he is not as cheeky as a martial insect, but when he was urinating, he was caught by Sun Yishui and fined fifty yuan. Wu Tu went to work in the morning and now has lunch, earning a total of 260 yuan, and Sun Yishui was fined 50 yuan for defecating everywhere, and it cost 60 yuan to pay for dinner. Today it was done in vain.
promised the little sister to help her buy English review materials for the college entrance examination, the little sister has not added clothes for three or four years, Wu Tu also wants to earn more money to buy two clothes for the little sister, in order to study, Wu's father owes a lot of debt. After graduating from university, Wu Tu was determined to take on the role of the pillar of the family and pay off his father's debts.
But it backfired.
The time to go to the toilet can get one more return, Wu Tu would rather endure not going to the toilet, and endure the toilet again when he gets home from work.
"Brother Wu, can I join the rider?" Wu Tu paid the bill, money, do you know how difficult it is for me to earn.
"Xiao Wu, welcome to join the car, you and Wang Binbin are both new car friends. If you have any difficulties at work, remember to ask a car friend to help. "The face of the martial insect is full of spring breeze and full of smiles. However, when I want to go to the toilet after dinner, the two toilets in the fast food restaurant are overcrowded, and there is a queue for large ones.
"So many people?" Wu Tu also wanted to empty and store urine, so that he would not have to worry about soliciting customers by looking for a toilet when he went to work.
"Follow me. Wu Worm took Wu Tu to the corner, and Wu Worm raised his foot and kicked over the sign in the corner that said "No urinating, violators will be fined fifty". "We used to solve it here, and I don't know who got a card these days. ”
Wu Tu looked at the familiar place, that is, before eating, this place relieved the emergency, and before the urine was removed, he was fined fifty yuan. A place that is familiar and unbearable. Sometimes, he also thinks about how happy a professional driver would be if he didn't suffer from holding his urine!
"Brother Wu, there will be a fine here." Wu Tu hesitated, but still said the truth.
"Xiao Wu, if you have any problems, our riders will solve them. "Before Wu Worm came to the future, he had already observed that there was no one around, and he didn't take Sun Yishui in his eyes at all. Wu Worm swore and said: "Little mistake, don't you look at what Brother Wu is doing? You can rest assured that you will follow me, I will guarantee that you are okay." ”
Wu Tu listened, felt at ease, and followed the martial insects to withdraw their urine together. He had just withdrawn halfway when suddenly a familiar voice like a devil came: "Finally let me catch you." ”
Sun Yishui still remembers the martial arts worm vividly, it is this pervert, who was originally going to catch him defecating everywhere, but he was covered up by his cunning "digging out his younger brother" pervert to play. This time she became shrewd, and when he withdrew half of the sudden arrest, the evidence was conclusive, and the martial arts insect was fined fifty yuan, Sun Yishui was happy.
Who expected that the martial insect pulled up his pants and didn't admit it at all. Wu Worm said: "Beauty, did you see me defecating? Who will be a witness for you, there are three people here, and I still said that you defecate everywhere." I am a witness, and I can prove a small mistake. But who can help you prove it?"
"You are, where is my open defecation?" was wronged, Sun Yi was angry, and her hand that caught the martial insect was released.
Wu Worm took advantage of Sun Yi's water pretense and fled, saying as he fled: "Xiao Wu, run, the dominatrix is here." ”
Wu Tu was messy in the wind, "Brother Wu said that you will protect me" Wu Tu's admired chairman of the car friends "will even play a scoundrel". Seeing the martial insects fleeing in the wilderness, Wu Tu wanted to cry with the heart of "What kind of teammate is this?", Wu Tu wondered if he had met a "pig teammate".
"Brother Wu, what should I do?" Wu Tu is an honest person, he will not be like a martial artist, nor will he evade questions. However, the reality is cruel, admit the punishment, but fifty yuan is also hard-earned money for Wu Tu.
"Xiao Wu, fine your money, and I will reimburse you. Wu Worm threw down this sentence, and the person had already run away without a trace.
Sun Yishui was beaten with palladium by a martial insect and let him escape. Fortunately, after being caught for a month, she recognized Wu Tu: "It's you again, it's the second time, you have to be heavily fined, a fine of 100 yuan." ”
Her anger is all on Wu Tu's body.
"It's also a dominatrix who is afraid of hard and soft" Long Guang happened to see this scene, and when he was smoking before, he also saw Sun Yishui catch martial insects for the first time, and was gagged by the martial insects' witty reasons. At that time, Wu Worm wanted to pull him into the car, but Long Guang refused. After he finished smoking, he was about to solicit customers, but he fell asleep in a daze in the car. When I woke up, I happened to see Sun Yishui catching the insects and urinating again. As a result, the martial insect fled, and Long Guang couldn't help but speak up: "Dominatrix will only punish honest people."
"What are you talking about? Believe it or not, I shouted that you bullied me?"
As an old driver, Long Guang has met all kinds of people, and Sun Yishui is not a person to mess with. Long Guang changed his words and said: "I saw that he urinated, I can help you be a witness, and you fine him one hundred." ”