Chapter 972: Formal Apprenticeship
Xue Lily hurriedly changed her words: "Actually, I was like this when I was a child, and I was even crazier than her." "That's the truth. Snow Lily always suspected that the master was angry with her at that time...... Shu Zichen smiled: "I see you too, you must be crazier than me and Xiaomei, otherwise you can be a killer?"
Xue Lily pointed at Shu Zichen with chopsticks: "You know too much, I have to kill you." When she said this, her expression was still cold, although she knew that she was joking, Wang Sanren still subconsciously hugged Shu Zichen in his arms. Shu Zichen blushed and broke free: "What are you doing? ”
Snow Lily said predictively: "We are never joking as killers, you should be careful in the future, maybe one day I will choke your snow **tender neck...... Hey, how do you maintain it? Aren't you a waiter, why are you so white every day, and there are no dark spots at all, it's really strange, what brand of skin care products do you use......" said and reached out to touch Snow Lily's neck.
Wang Sanren unceremoniously opened her claws, my Zichen is naturally beautiful, how can it be like you, everything depends on skin care products, isn't it Zichen? Shu Zichen smiled and said nothing, Xuebai claimed to kill Wang Sanren, let Shu Zichen be a little widow, and help her find a man who is a hundred times stronger than Wang Sanren in the future.
Wang Feng didn't laugh when he heard them joking, he looked thoughtful and worried. Snow Lily patted him, hey, hey, what do you think, boss? Wang Feng sighed, I'm not worried about this, I'm worried that Xiaomei, a crazy girl, will be repaired very badly if she follows my crazy aunt as an apprentice?
Lin Xiaomei rushed into Ning Yunqian's house, and loudly announced that her brother had promised her that she could worship her as a teacher: "Sister lady, teach me quickly, how did you make that short-lived trick just now......?"
Ning Shuren sat upright, and the expression on her face was also very serious, is it so easy to learn art from a teacher, how can you be made by this little girl as if I am begging her to learn from me? Isn't this reversing right and wrong, putting the cart before the horse. said coldly: "Lin Xiaomei, are you mistaken, what do you call me?"
Lin Xiaomei blinked her eyes, saw that Ning Yunqian's expression was not good, and immediately realized, ah, yes, yes, yes, I should call you master, I will call you master when we are together in the future, and I will teach you lady sister in front of others. Ning Yunqian thought to herself, this girl is not crazy when she says she is crazy, she is stupid or not, but she is clever enough, she didn't say it herself, she knew it herself.
But now we must lower her and establish her majesty as a master, otherwise this little monkey will not be very easy to manage in the future, do you see what she is used to by Wang Feng? So he rolled his eyes and said: "I haven't officially apprenticed yet, it's too early to call the master now, if you want to be my disciple, it's not so easy, come and worship first, do you understand the three hundred and nine knocks?"
Lin Xiaomei was surprised: "Wow, Sister Lady, you didn't say that just now!" Ning Yunqian said angrily: "Just now, now is now, why do I say so much nonsense about you! Follow me is not better than following your brother, do you know? He didn't teach you kung fu, he just let you learn the ability to defend yourself, so he didn't discipline you anything, with me, the rules are very different!"
Lin Xiaomei knelt down dissatisfied, and grinned and said Sister Lady, please throw the cushions of the sofa behind you to me, otherwise my Bo Linggai will panic. Ning Yunqian can't understand the Northeast dialect, what kind of Bo Linggaier? Lin Xiaomei said Why are you stupid, it means your knees. Ning Yunqian sighed, then picked up the cushion, thinking that something was wrong, this is the attitude of talking to the teacher?
Said angrily: "Where are you so wrong? Kowtow first!" Lin Xiaomei thought to herself what age she was still kowtowing, but I heard my brother say that it is true that it is necessary to bow down to the master, and to bow three times and kowtow nine times, and this Lin Xiaomei also knows. She stood up first, bowed deeply three times, and then knelt down and kowtowed nine times in a row, and the rules were clearer than Ning Yunqian's requirements......
Ning Yunqian nodded: "Since you worship me as a teacher, I have to say some things." Do you understand the principle of being a teacher for one day and a father for life?Heaven and Earth Monarch Teacher, do you want me to tell you the meaning of these five words?" Lin Xiaomei didn't expect that there were so many trivialities in apprenticeship, and twisted her body to try her knees as comfortable as possible: "Please also ask the master for advice." There was a little emotion in his words, but he couldn't fault it.
Ning Yunqian snorted: "Since you worship me as a master, then we are relatives, you are my daughter, and I am your father...... Mother...... That's probably what it means. Lin Xiaomei said that she understood, and the master would be my mother in the future! Ning Yunqian listened so awkwardly, but the words were right, this is what she meant.
I had to say again: "I won't talk about Heaven and Earth King, what you need to know is that in the future, no matter how much ability you have and how much future you have, when you see me, you must abide by the teacher's etiquette." For example, if you become a big official or make a fortune, you can't deny the master. Because the biggest thing in the world is these five words, except for your real parents, that is for me. ”
Lin Xiaomei's voice suddenly lowered: "Master, you will be my relative in the future, except for my brother, you are my dearest person." Ning Yunqian knew about her family background, but she sighed softly, nodded and didn't say anything. These truths are actually very simple, but they have to be said.
He added: "I have told you all about my experience, and you know it well, so I will not repeat it to you." Our master and apprentice have no sect, this is all false, and there is no need to care. I don't know much, probably that is, disguise, arithmetic, poison, hidden weapons, and martial arts The five skills are still a little accomplished, and I will teach you them one by one in the future. ”
Lin Xiaomei said that I don't want to say anything else, I am also willing to learn, but what the hell is arithmetic? I finally escaped from school, and you still let me learn arithmetic? Then I can't go back to school and learn from the teacher, and I don't have to kowtow. Ning Yunqian patiently explained that this arithmetic is not mathematics, it is a little thing of feng shui numerology, including metaphysics, and those who learn martial arts must understand.
For example, the plum blossom picture you see, in fact, contains the principle of arithmetic, after you read it, do you realize a lot of things that you didn't understand before? Why do you have not practiced well with that trick of the Heavenly Maiden Scattered Flowers, is because you don't even understand the position and change of the gossip, and the flower picking hand is not only the kung fu in the hands, but also the footwork is also very important.
In addition, you see this plum blossom picture I did not do the hands and feet, if a slight change, not only can confuse people's hearts, and even can hurt people invisible! This involves a very deep level, complicated, for a while can not be understood, with your qualifications, a lifetime can figure out even if it is good, but also extra intentions.
Lin Xiaomei was happy when she heard this, this master is not a loss, and he is really serious, it seems that my brother has never taught me these things before, but doesn't my brother understand this? Impossible, he doesn't understand anything? Hmph, he must have deliberately not taught me, and he will settle accounts with him when he comes back!
However, she still had questions: 'Master, what is that disguise technique, is it really like what it says on TV, is it the appearance of whoever pretends to be? Is it so magical?" Ning Yunqian said: "It's almost the same, in fact, it's just a kind of clever makeup technique that has been passed down from ancient times, and there is also a little knowledge of plastic surgery." You see, nowadays makeup artists can make a person unrecognizable, and everyone can't see it at a glance, but our techniques are simpler, nothing more than potions and some temporary materials. ”
Lin Xiaomei still has a question about poison, is it possible that if you learn to use poison, you have to use it to harm people? Ning Yunqian said that in fact, the so-called use of poison is a general statement, and what is included here is not only poison that harms people, but also medical skills that save people, these two are originally mutually reinforcing, but they complement each other, this is even more complicated, slowly you understand it first.
Lin Xiaomei said that she didn't understand, since she was using poison, it naturally seemed to hurt people, why bother to learn what kind of medical skills? Could it be that people still want to revive him if he was poisoned? Ning Yunqian patiently explained, do you think, your own poison will always be solved by yourself, right? Otherwise, what if you are so frizzy and accidentally hurt yourself with a hidden weapon? Won't you just wait for death!
Lin Xiaomei nodded, it turned out to be like this, then it made sense. Ning Yunqian warned her by the way, and told her to be cautious when using poison in the future, and it also depends on the dishes of others, not everyone can use poison to solve it, such as your brother, and that Wang Sanren, and even Xue Lily, are all big experts in using poison, if you meet them, you must not use them, otherwise it will backfire, and it will inevitably hurt others.
Lin Xiaomei wrote it down, thinking that she really didn't know that her brother could also use poison, he was a doctor, and he knew that he was skilled in medicine...... There are a lot of questions that must be unclear for a while, and if you don't understand in the future, ask the master. The master turned out to be so capable, and he knew so much.
Ning Yunqian doesn't have too many rules for her, in fact, she just listens to her master's words, practices hard, keeps it strictly confidential, and is not allowed to talk nonsense when she goes out, let alone do it with others. This is for Lin Xiaomei, what she has learned now has not been achieved, and it is inevitable that she will suffer losses when she does it with others. Of course, this also refers only to people who practice martial arts, and ordinary people are not among them.
Ning Yunqian doesn't have any rules that don't bully people, she is just afraid that Lin Xiaomei won't be able to beat others, which is essentially different from Wang Feng's education of Xiaomei, and it is also one of the reasons why Wang Feng is a little worried that Xiaomei will follow Ning Yunqian. Although Wang Feng didn't know Ning Yunqian very well, he knew his master, and he could avoid her for decades, so you can imagine who she is.
But after a few simple reprimands, Lin Xiaomei was still a little impatient: "Master, can I get up......?" They all kneeled and hurt. Ning Yunqian sighed, Wang Feng, this kid is still worried that his sister will be taken away by me, why don't you worry about whether this little girl will take me away?
Now Ning Yunqian is no longer the same as before, if she was young, Lin Xiaomei didn't talk nonsense with her, she dared to interrupt her when she was talking, the strict family law would have been used a long time ago!