354. Couples' weekend cooking competition

"A weekend for a couple of six?!

Are you kidding, I'm going crazy for a four-person couple weekend, and I'm afraid six people will blow it up!

Which tendon did you get wrong? Would you agree to a date again? Have you forgotten what happened last time?"

Zhang Wei looked at his girlfriend's excited appearance, and said helplessly: "Don't be excited, calm down, calm down."

There's no way, Guan Gu is like that, if I don't agree to him, he will probably commit suicide in a minute, for an innocent life, I can't help it. ”

Zou Yu rubbed his temples with a headache: "You will take your girlfriend's life for the sake of an innocent life."

I didn't even dare to approach the Japanese restaurant when I ate sushi at their place last time, and I was disgusted when I smelled sushi. ”

Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "I told Guan Gu, he said that this time he can change to udon noodles and stop making sushi, it seems that this is already his bottom line." ”

Zou Yu said helplessly when he heard this: "...... You're trying to cross something off my menu again, are you?

I'll have to walk around the Japanese restaurant when I see it like this in the future......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Don't be nervous, I have a way this time! Otherwise, I wouldn't have agreed to them. ”

Zhang Wei saw Zou Yu, who was about to go crazy, and said that he had already figured out a way, and he would definitely not be as embarrassed as last time.

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When Zou Yu heard this, he immediately showed a strange expression.

What's the best way to do it?

Anyway, in my own opinion, there is no good way to take care of the other party.

"If you think about it, there are six of us this time.

Although they are fighting at home, they have terrain advantages and prop advantages, but there are four people on our side, and the number is twice as large as theirs, and to some extent it is equal to them.

If you plan it directly, take advantage of their character flaws and seize the initiative of this opportunity!

Definitely not like the last time!"

Zhang Wei slammed the table hard: "I want to be ashamed of the shame of being led by their nose last time."

Completely grasp the initiative of this couple's weekend! Even Xiang Gu and them will dismiss the idea of this couple's weekend in the future!"

"Are you sure it works? I've always felt a little weird. Zou Yu said with some disbelief when he heard this.

As for the tempers of those two, once the plan went wrong, those two people went crazy directly.

Are you sure that after we have the initiative, they will not go crazy?

God knows what the two of them will do when they go crazy?

Zhang Wei probably saw what Zou Yu was thinking, and said with a smile: "We can't always accommodate them!"

Let them taste the same pain as we do! Only in this way can they understand the truth!

And let them make changes themselves, it's not for us to make changes, it's called treating others the way they do. ”

"And what are you going to do?"

The corners of Zhang Wei's mouth curled slightly: "Guan Gu, they are nothing more than the same as the old three."

Inexplicably looking for a topic and talking awkwardly.

And then forced us to eat a bunch of things.

Finally, they play poker with rules of their own invention.

Judging based on these three things, as long as you crack them one by one, there will be no problem. ”

When Zou Yu heard this, he nodded: "Okay, you plan first, and the four of us will discuss it in a group."

After all, tomorrow is Saturday, and you have to get everything you need to prepare tonight, or you'll go crazy tomorrow. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he briefly introduced Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo to Zou Yu: "By the way, the two I told you have just returned from a trip abroad, Lu Zhanbo is a technical nerd, and Lin Wanyu is a rich lady."

Both of them have strong work skills, but emotional intelligence, high and low, especially common sense is very lacking!

So no matter how ridiculous they do, don't be surprised. ”

Zou Yu couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "Common sense?

Just like the TV series, a genius scientist who lacks knowledge of daily life and a rich lady come together.

Heh, your apartment is really the same as a TV series, you really made up such a couple, do you want to write a script about the love story of the two of them and submit it to the TV station. ”

When Zhang Wei heard this, he smiled slightly: "Who knows? Maybe the two of us are also characters in the TV series."

Maybe the world where we are virtual characters is just a TV series in our world.

Who knows?"

False and true when true is also false, true and false, false and false, Zhuangzi does not know whether it is Zhuangzi dreaming of butterflies or butterflies dreaming of Zhuangzi.

As long as you live your life well, real or illusory, it doesn't matter that much, at least at this moment, your feelings are real, that's fine.

When Zou Yu heard this, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "You seem to know what you said, do you think you are a scientist or a philosopher?"

And you're subjective idealism!"

Zhang Wei directly leaned back: "Everyone is a philosopher? ”

"Say you're fat and you're still panting, you'd better find a way to solve tomorrow's affairs first, great philosopher. ”

"Hey!"

……

The next day, before Zhang Wei and them arrived, Guan Gu and Tang Youyou's room.

"Guan Gu, this is our first step forward! It is a particularly major breakthrough, we must do it well, and we must be perfect!

There must be no mistakes.

In the past, the four-person couple weekend has not been organized, but this time we directly organized the six-person couple weekend.

Is that okay? I always feel a little uneasy. ”

Tang Youyou looked at Guan Gu and asked a little worriedly.

In the past, four-person couples always had all kinds of unexpected situations on weekends, and all kinds of problems were numerous, and it was difficult to make the guests and hosts happy.

Now that I've gone from four people to six people at once, can I handle it myself? What if I can't take care of everyone in every way?

Hearing this, Guan Gu said confidently: "Honey, don't worry."

I have summarized all the shortcomings of the past and finally made me have the root cause of the previous problems!"

Hearing this, Tang Youyou asked a little strangely, "Was there a problem before? Didn't we find out before?"

Guan Gu nodded affirmatively when he heard this: "Of course there is, we put the root cause of the problem before on the side that Teacher Zeng and they are not a real couple.

I think the reason for the matter is that Mr. Zeng and they are not a real couple, so there is no way to have a tacit understanding like us. ”

"Isn't it?"

Guan Gu heard Tang Youyou's rhetorical question, and immediately analyzed it for her: "Of course it is!"

But this is only one of the reasons, according to my Chinese teacher, this is not the pig's foot reason!

We want to solve the pig's foot cause pig's foot, and the second foot cause barefoot. ”

Tang Youyou said helplessly when he heard this: "It's the main reason and the secondary reason." ”

"These are not important, it is important that we grasp the cause of pig medicine.

I recently read a book that says that people feel uneasy and frightened when they go to an unfamiliar environment.

It's going to be extremely uncomfortable, even very uncomfortable! That's why they haven't been able to adapt to it!"

Tang Youyou asked a little strangely when he heard this: "But what does this have to do with us?"

There is no such problem as not being familiar with each other! This party is half in the apartment, even Zou Yu is very familiar in the apartment. ”

Guan Gu smiled proudly when he heard this: "This is what you didn't see clearly!"

Zhang Wei: Of course, they are familiar with the apartment, but this is only our common space! That is, the living room of the apartment! This is also our main range of activities.

However, the parties are all in our private space, in the room!

Zhang Wei: They are not familiar with our room at all, and in other people's private space, others will be more restrained and nervous.

That's why I'm looking for another couple, and when I'm accompanied by a companion, I feel a lot less nervous and restrained!

In this way, not only will you be twice as happy, but you will also get twice the result with half the effort!"

Tang Youyou patted Guan Gu a little excitedly when he heard this: "So that's the case! Guan Gu, you are so smart!"

But are you ready for today's plan? ”

Guan Gu looked at the cheat sheet in his hand and said very confidently: "Of course it's ready! First of all, it's the topic, we used to find a little bit of a problem when we were looking for topics, and others couldn't answer it."

This time I'm going to eat first, and then I'm going to find a topic, and today I'm going to prepare tonkotsu udon!

While eating, we can talk about postpartum care for sows.

This topic is very simple, everyone will be able to speak freely, do what they say, and do whatever they want. ”

Tang Youyou was very happy to hear this and said, "That's right, it's really a good topic! This kind of simple topic, everyone will definitely know it!"

Postpartum care for sows, in their own hometown, no one will not!

It's a topic that's so simple that everyone can talk about it.

Then the two of them looked at each other silently and smiled, and said in unison: "The next thing is our favorite!"

Poker game time!"

Tang Youyou said very happily: "I'll pretend that my phone is broken first, and then ask Zhanbo to help me repair my phone."

Then he'll see the card game on my phone, and they'll bring it up to play.

I'm so smart!"

Guan Gu smiled proudly: "Don't worry, I will definitely let them win more this time, and then let them lose several times in a row, and hang them all the time."

Then they will be unable to stop and keep fighting. ”

As the two men were talking, there was a sudden knock on the door.

When Guan Gu heard this, he immediately opened the door and looked at the four people standing outside the room.

Sekiya immediately stepped back and stood with Yoyo, assuming their special reception sand sculpture pose and starting to jump.

"1.2.3.4. (ichi, ni, san, shi), welcome (いらっしゃいませirasshaimase), couple weekend, try sushi (ramen), started ~"

After speaking, the two people who found that something was wrong glanced at each other, and Guan Gu hurriedly said: "Yoyo, you are wrong, we are eating ramen today, not sushi."

So it should be said to try ramen, not sushi. ”

Hearing this, Yoyo immediately nodded: "Oh, okay, let's do it again!"

"No, no, no. ”

Looking at the two people of Guan Gu who were about to welcome them again, the four people at the door immediately walked in and stopped them.

Zhang Wei said with some embarrassment: "It's good that the mind has arrived, you don't have to toss it again, it's too troublesome for you." ”

"No, welcome opener, it has to be perfect!

A good start is more important than anything, Sekiya, come again. ”

While talking, the two of them re-enacted the opening sentence of the sand sculpture in an embarrassing atmosphere.

The two of them happily ended their opening remarks, but they didn't notice that the atmosphere at the scene had become awkward.

Tang Youyou looked at the four people who were stunned and said with a smile: "Okay, welcome to the couple's weekend!"

Let's try the udon noodles made by Sekiya first! Let me tell you, it tastes very good just by smelling it!"

Something is wrong!

According to the normal procedure, shouldn't the two of them find an inexplicable topic to forcibly talk to you first?

Zou Yu couldn't help but look at Zhang Wei when he saw the plan that had deviated from the beginning, what should he do now?

Zhang Wei received Zou Yu's eyes, nodded and said that it was all wrapped up in himself, it was nothing more than a move.

Zhang Wei smiled at this time and said, "Guan Gu, you have been cooking for so long, why don't you let me do it tonight."

Couples should also add a little different dishes on the weekend, and it can't always be Japanese-style food!

I feel that the food in Huaguo is also good, and it is definitely better than eating one thing alone. ”

Guan Gu laughed directly when he heard this: "Ah? Zhang Wei, don't be joking, I'll do this kind of thing! After all, I'm a professional!"

"I think it's better for me to come, after all, maybe the Chinese food I make is a little more delicious. ”

When Guan Gu heard this, he couldn't help but look at Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, are you challenging me?"

You know, I'm the sixth generation of Sekiya cuisine, and it's unreasonable for you to dare to say that your dishes may be better than mine. ”

Zhang Wei said innocently when he heard this: "But I still think that what I make is a little more delicious." ”

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei with an indifferent face, and felt that the kitchen god from his love apartment had been provoked: "Okay, then let's compare! Who makes the better dishes?!"

"No, Sekiya. Tang Youyou looked at Guan Gu, who had broken away from the original plan, and couldn't help but tug on his sleeve.

We've got to do what we planned!

Guan Gu smiled a little dangerously: "The plan has changed!"

The first project for a couple's weekend!

Zhang Wei and Guan Gu's magical cooking skills competition!"

Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu and smiled slightly, and the plan was through.

If he doesn't follow Sekiya's plan, Sekiya will go berserk, and if that's the case, let him change his plan by himself.

And Guan Gu's character happens to be easy to take the bait.

You see, it's easy to take the bait now.