Chapter 599: The Divine Comedy: The Most Whirlwind Folk Style

[Ali exceeded 10 billion in half an hour, and the turnover is expected to exceed 50 billion throughout the day. 】

[Blockbuster: Ali online shopping broke the world record. 】

[The number of express parcels has increased by 10 times, and major express companies are urgently recruiting. 】

[Double 11 has been successfully transformed into an online shopping festival. 】

Double 11 is destined to go down in history, and the next morning, the domestic media all went crazy.

"Breaking 100 million in half an hour, damn, is it really fake?"

"How can it be fake, the state is staring at it. ”

"Can there be a fake, my brother has contributed 1,000 yuan, there are so many people in the country, what is 10 billion. ”

"The big guy upstairs, please hug your thighs. ”

"From this point of view, my brother has to join the shopping army. ”

"Everyone is buying, rubbing the heat, I will buy a little too. ”

broke the 10 billion sales mark in half an hour, which simply shocked the spectators who got up early in the morning.

Accidentally, under the influence of everyone buying, other spectators also joined in the buying...... Army.

Of course, in addition to the shock of sales, Mo Bai's three songs were also shocked.

"After dawn, I said to break up, break up quickly, break up kindly, Mo Bai is simply a talent. ”

"6 Gotta fly, this is what should be sung on Singles' Day. ”

"No, no, no, not just Singles' Day, but later Valentine's Day, 520, Christmas...... Sing these songs. ”

"I've learned three songs, and my favorite is Happy Breakup. ”

"It's good to break up with kindness. ”

"In fact, after dawn, it is the most connotative to say that the breakup is the most connotative. ”

"Upstairs, what is the connotation of breaking up after dawn, why don't I know?"

"I'll go, I don't know about it, you make it up yourself. ”

"Could it be the legendary ruthlessness?"

"I went, I actually understood, well, I also like to say that I broke up after dawn. ”

"Damn, who are you, where did you think of Mo Bai, is Mo Bai such a person?"

"Upstairs, you're new, tell you, Mo Bai is such a person!!"

There are too many talents on the Internet, especially Mo Bai has always been very dirty, and a lot of fans just thought about it, but a series of foul words appeared one after another.

Of course, this is only secondary.

If the three breakup songs are just a joke, then everyone will have a good time.

But the problem is that as soon as these three songs came out, many couples really broke up.

"After thinking about it for a day, I still broke up. ”

"It's too tiring to fall in love, Mo Bai sings well, think about breaking up. ”

"After dawn, we said to break up, and now that it's dawn, let's break up. ”

"It's heartbreaking, but I wish you a happy breakup. ”

"Break up ...... kindly"

You think it's all fake.

No, no, no.

When you find that Mo Bai's personal Weibo suddenly has thousands of messages to PK with Mo Bai's real person, you know that this is true.

There are some couples who were really moved by Mo Bai's songs and broke up.

Especially the two songs "Happy Breakup" and "Good Breakup".

According to the musician's evaluation, these two songs are not only melancholy and beautiful, but also endowed with incomparable philosophical lyrics. For people who are in love, they may not feel anything after listening to these two songs. However, for people who are in contradiction and have been hesitating, listening to these two songs is simply a life-destroying poison. I couldn't make up my mind before, but now I'm finally moved by these two songs.

In that case, let's break up.

Overnight...... Thousands of couples in Huaguo were broken up alive by Mo Bai. Even if it is a long time past, even if Mo Bai becomes the most dazzling star in the world in the future. However, there are still some people who are full of resentment towards Mo Bai. And this part of the people is the couples who broke up with Mo Bai with songs.

Of course, that's an afterthought.

At this time, Mo Bai returned to the Mojia restaurant to visit his parents after singing.

"Mom, I'm back. ”

I haven't been home for a while, and Mo Bai misses his parents.

"Uh, Dad, where did Mom go?"

Finding that the old mother in the store was not there, Mo Bai asked strangely.

"Oh, Xiaobai, you're back, your mom is dancing. ”

"Yo, dancing?"

Mo Bai burst into tears: "Mom still has this hobby?"

"I didn't have it before, but recently I was dragged by other neighbors, and I went to the east gate every day to dance. ”

"Is that square dance?"

There are still square dances in this world, but the scale can only be said to be small compared to the previous life.

"Almost, but, Xiaobai, why did you come back. ”

"Khan, Dad, look at you. ”

"What's so good, your mother and I are in good health, plus the restaurant has recruited a lot of people to take care of it, so you don't have to cook it yourself. Usually, we can see you on TV. You are still young and should work hard to develop your career. It's nothing, I'll go back for the New Year in the future. ”

Dad couldn't clean up the store while counting a few words. This made Mo Bai cry and laugh, so he had to say: "Dad, don't worry, I'm free recently, just disturb the two of you these few days, and in a few days, I will leave directly." ”

"That's good. ”

Mo had time to nod.

As he was talking, at this time, his mother Zhang Lan came back.

"Mom, you're back. ”

"Hey, Xiaobai, why did you come back, when did you arrive?"

"Just arrived. ”

"Well, yes, yes, I've grown taller, and my skin has turned white, Xiaobai, tell Mom, do you have a girlfriend?"

"This, this ......"

Mo Bai blushed a little, but still nodded: "It's one." ”

"Wow, that's good, when to bring it home, let my mother see it." ”

"Well, yes, yes. ”

"You, you, you're still embarrassed. Don't worry, mom won't rush you now. You are a big star now, there are so many girls who like it, and my mother is not worried that you can't marry a daughter-in-law. ”

"Mom, look at what you said, I couldn't marry before. ”

"Nonsense. ”

Zhang Lan glared at Mo Bai: "You don't know, I was worried to death before." ”

"I, I ......"

Mo Bai rolled his eyes, but his heart was dripping blood.

My mother, was I so miserable before?

Fortunately, at this time, my father changed the topic and said to Zhang Lan: "Hey, why did you come back so early, don't you usually dance until late to come back." ”

"Alas, don't mention it. ”

As soon as she said it, Zhang Lan waved her hand: "Originally, we were going to jump, but I don't know what's wrong, everyone jumped for a while, and they said they were bored." Then it stopped, and then everyone said that it was boring to listen to these songs all the time. The songs are so old, let alone young, that we old people feel a little outdated when we listen to them. ”

"Hehe, Mom, then you listen to pop songs. ”

Mo Baile said on the side.

"At that time, we also thought about it and put some pop songs. It's just that this pop song is too popular, and it's all listened to by you young people. You listen well, but we don't feel right when we listen to it. ”

"That's, after all, the era is different, it's strange that you can listen to the current pop songs. ”

Mo had time to interject a sentence and said.

Mo Bai also nodded.

An era has an era of music.

Most of the older people are not used to listening to popular songs now.

Of course, it's hard for young people nowadays to get used to the songs that older people liked back then.

Now, however, there is a strange phenomenon.

Not to mention that young people nowadays can't get used to listening to some old songs in the past, even the elderly are some of them can't get used to listening to them.

Although it may seem a little unbelievable, when you think about it, it's normal.

Times are advancing, and so are the minds of the elderly.

Although the thinking of the elderly cannot be the same as that of the young, the old songs of the year have not improved.

Pop music is always evolving, which also makes it possible for young people not to feel like outdated music. But pop music has never taken care of these seniors. It's definitely boring to listen to some old songs from decades ago.

"Hey, Mom, what big deal should I do, such a small matter, I'll help you solve it. ”

Mo Bai said.

"Xiaobai, you help your mother solve it, how can you help your mother solve it?"

"Help you write a song. ”

Mo Bai said: "Mom, don't forget, I am a famous composer." A few days ago, I sang three songs on Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV. ”

"Oh, Xiaobai, you're talking about those three songs that persuade people to break up. ”

Mo Ji seemed to have heard these three songs, so he said.

"Uh, Dad, what you're talking about is a song to persuade people to break up, it's just three songs. ”

"I also said that I didn't persuade anyone to break up, you don't know, there was a little girl who came here to eat the next day, and she cried and said that she broke up. ”

"No, why. ”

"yes, I thought it was strange too, so I asked him why they broke up. ”

"And then what did the little girl say?"

She said that she broke up because she listened to your son's breakup song. ”

“……”

Mo Bai was dumbfounded and speechless.

"Okay, okay, how can this be blamed on Xiaobai. ”

Zhang Lan glared at Mo Ji: "I really can't speak, people originally wanted to break up, why is it my son's head to blame." Xiaobai, don't listen to your father's nonsense, Mom believes you, you say, what song do you say you are going to write for Mom?"

"Well...... this"

Mo Bai didn't react for a while.

I really thought in my heart that there would really be some couples who were stimulated by themselves to break up.

If yes, it's just too exciting.

Of course, this is a joke. In line with the idea of demolishing a temple rather than destroying a marriage. Mo Bai decided that no matter whether these breakup songs really made them break up or not, it seems that they should not sing these breakup songs in the future. In the future, if you celebrate Valentine's Day and Qixi Festival, you will sing some blessing songs, love songs, and confession songs...... Redeem your reputation.

"Xiaobai, what are you thinking?"

"Ah...... It's nothing, Mom, what did you just say?"

"I just asked you what song you want to write for your mother, but I think it's better to forget it, the songs you write are all pop songs that young people like to listen to, and we old people can't appreciate it. ”

Seeing Mo Bai's thoughtful look just now, Zhang Lan was afraid of embarrassing her son, so she said.

"How can this not be appreciated. ”

Mo Bai shook his head: "Mom, who am I, I'm an all-round star." I will write pop songs, and I will also write songs that are suitable for you to listen to. I'm going to write a song right now, and you're going to love it, and so will my dad. No, no, no...... Not only you, but even us, and even all Chinese will like it. ”

"Is there such a magical song?"

"Of course. ”

Mo Bai nodded: "Mom, you don't know, this song was ...... in the previous life"

almost told the glory of this song in his previous life.

"No, this song is the Divine Comedy. You sit, I'll write to you now. ”

At that moment, Mo Bai took out a pen and paper and quickly wrote a brief score of a song.

The most whirlwind national style.

Yes, it's the Divine Comedy.