It was another year of Spring Festival, Li Shaohui returned home with mixed feelings, because his grandmother died this year, in order not to make his mother too sad, his brothers and sisters came back with their families for the New Year.

During the banquet, Li Shaohui's niece and nephew, two little naughty ghosts, got together and played all kinds of naughty tricks, which not only made adults hate itchy, but also brought a lot of joy.

Li Shaohui's mother also had a feeling, "It's good to have a child at home, which can not only keep you busy, but also bring you a lot of laughter." ”

Everyone thought it was true, so the brothers and sisters happily discussed the trivial anecdotes of their respective small families, and Li Shaohui, as a lonely person, could only shut up at the right time.

However, everyone talked about it, and then talked about the only major event and regret in the family----- Li Shaohui's marriage, so the family's complaints and persuasion were like 3D sound surrounding, which kept buzzing in Li Shaohui's ears, and Li Shaohui was forced to be helpless, so he had to temporarily agree to join the army of the Spring Festival blind date.

On the second day, under the encouragement of his mother, Li Shaohui added the WeChat of a niece of his third cousin and made an appointment to go shopping.

When they met, this woman was fine, neither brought a group of seven aunts and eight aunts, nor did she have the so-called test of patience---- deliberately dragging her feet and not coming on time.

But when Li Shaohui watched this woman slowly coming towards him, he was still taken aback, because he saw from a distance that this woman's skin was not very fair, and even after years of polishing, it was still a little black, she wore a yellowed white t-shirt, the t-shirt was not buttoned, and with her tiger-like walking posture, she swayed back slightly, revealing a tight vest and dark belly that looked a bit like a big red belly pocket, and her lower body was a pair of small-foot jeans, wrapping the pair of legs that were curved like thin willows, she stepped on the sky-high like that, threw off her arms, and swayed towards Li Shaohui。

Looking at this woman who forgot the temperature for the sake of demeanor, Li Shaohui had to sigh helplessly: "Another informal*." ”

After this woman came over, Li Shaohui forced the smile in his heart, briefly greeted her, and chatted while walking, and at the same time he was also thinking about what to do next, because according to his three-board axe love experience of eating, chatting and watching movies, it is most appropriate to only chat and eat now, although the weather is still early, only more than three o'clock in the afternoon.

"Do you think we're going to dinner?"

"Huh?" said the woman in surprise, "But I've just eaten it!"

Li Shaohui touched his swollen belly, and said, "Then let's go have a cup of coffee?"

"Well, this one. After the woman nodded, the two found a Starbucks and sat down.

"Then what coffee and snacks do you want?" asked Li Shaohui to the woman.

"A glass of warm milk, sweetened and two tarts. The woman's clear request made Li Shaohui relieved, he was most afraid that all the answers of women would be the word "whatever", but when you racked her brains to choose, she was not satisfied, complained about you, and came to a bunch of nonsense that didn't understand the girl's mind.

When Li Shaohui sat opposite the woman with coffee, a touch of afternoon sunshine lazily poured in through the screen window, and threw it on Li Shaohui, making him suddenly have an indescribable sense of leisure, at this time he couldn't help but reverie, if in this warm breath or in a daze or holding a book to read a few pages randomly, and then wait for the next opportunity to have a debate with Lin Yue'er, what a pleasant thing it would be! When thinking of Lin Yue'er, the corners of Li Shaohui's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly, revealing a non-existent smile.

However, Li Shaohui glanced at him, and saw that the woman opposite was looking at him thoughtfully, and he didn't seem to be very happy, so he suddenly woke up and immediately put away the boring side.

And at this time, the woman also began to speak, "I think since it is a blind date, then let's get straight to the point, if it is suitable, we will deal with it, if it is not suitable, we will go to the side of the road, don't delay the time of both parties." You are a man, so you can introduce yourself first, see what advantages and disadvantages you have, I also have a number in my heart, so I can evaluate it. ”

Although Li Shaohui agrees with the woman's words, he always feels uncomfortable, isn't this "self-introduction" only in the interview? Why is there it now? Is it the same as looking for a job? In the vast sea of people, he praises himself in a different way, and masters the routines, coaxes himself, and deceives HR, but unfortunately he is a little regretful---- he forgot to bring that fig leaf --- resume.

So Li Shaohui cleared his throat, straightened his waist, sat there, and began to talk very seriously, he talked from elementary school to middle school and college, and from school to his work and life in the past few years, and then from work to hobbies, and after talking for nearly a quarter of an hour, he handed over this "self-introduction" with satisfaction.

After finishing speaking, Li Shaohui didn't look at the woman opposite, and at the same time he also realized that when he went on a blind date, this woman was like a buyer in the vegetable market, she could pick and choose, but this buyer didn't need to pay a penny, and the man was the goods that were sold, like chickens, ducks and fish, you had to behave a little bit of activity in order to get the eyes of other buyers, and then paste a lot of money upside down in order to be taken away by the other party.

But these "goods" never thought that when they were complacent and bought, they would not be far from the day when they would be killed and scraped and cooked into food.

After listening to Li Shaohui's speech, the woman looked at Li Shaohui with wide eyes, with a shocked expression, as if Li Shaohui had made a big mistake and still didn't know it; at the same time, she was also secretly thinking in her heart that this man was not bad-looking, he was spirited, and he didn't look like a brain-dead, how could he say something out of tune.

So she sat upright, and after taking a sip of coffee, she coughed again, intending to remind Li Shaohui to talk about the key points in his speech, and the key points of the blind date, but Li Shaohui, a fool, just didn't understand, so he had to laugh dryly: "What's the matter, isn't the coffee delicious?"

The woman rolled her eyes helplessly, coughed twice seriously, and Li Shaohui finally suddenly realized, "Oh, it turns out that you are not feeling well? At this time, Li Shaohui was still quite happy in his heart, he was uncomfortable like this, and he was willing to come on a blind date with him, it seems that people still attach great importance to it!

The woman was finally shocked by Li Shaohui's elm head and was speechless, so she had to take a small mouth and take the initiative to say: "We are on a blind date, you have to talk about some important and honest things, such as how many assets you or your family have, how many houses and how many cars, what your annual salary is, etc., we are going to talk about these." ”

"Oh, that's right!" Li Shaohui touched his head embarrassedly and smiled, it turns out that the "goods" that are now being sold in the vegetable market have their own value secondary, and the key is to see if the seller has other value for the buyer to exploit.

"Don't mind that, this is my first blind date, I don't have much experience, what's wrong, please bear with me. Li Shaohui hugged his fists, laughed at himself, and began to think about the problem according to the woman's thinking.

The annual salary, not to mention, his only asset is the salary card, and he has forgotten how much the balance is, but it is more than enough to watch a movie and drink coffee like now.

As for the assets of his parents, he asked his father, but he didn't know at all, and when he asked his mother later, she would reward herself with a roll of the eyes and scolded: "You are a loser, do you want to empty your mother's life savings to eat, drink and have fun." So since then, I no longer dare to ask about the family's economic affairs, so as not to be deducted again.

Li Shaohui explained the situation according to what he thought in his heart, every time he said something, the face of the woman opposite would be a little colder, and when he finished speaking, the face of the woman opposite was black and cold, and she was still burning with anger.

The woman was angry for a while, and seemed to think of something again, so she put down her face and smiled lightly at Li Shaohui, and said coquettishly: "I hate it, you men are really it, and you will deceive us kind and ignorant women." ”

Li Shaohui felt a chill in his heart, just like taking a cold bath in the North Pole, the cold one was called a thorough heart, just now he only cared about expressing himself wholeheartedly, and he didn't pay attention to how beautiful and elegant the woman opposite was, and now he took the opportunity to listen, and he could finally see the stunning beauty.

Her yellow face is full of pitted holes and pimples growing wantonly, just like orange peel, every time she looks at it, the coffee in Li Shaohui's stomach will rise and make a fuss, fortunately she didn't choose to eat, otherwise she would have to go to the toilet and vomit a few times, so then Li Shaohui shifted his eyes to look at the table, but there was also a pair of black "sauce pig's trotters" on the table, and there were ten bright red nails on the hooves.

At this time, the woman's rhetoric also poured into Li Shaohui's ears like a surging river, "I heard my third aunt say that the house of more than 180 square meters you live in now is the best community in the city, and it is worth several million!

Moreover, you can also see that I am not so materialistic, I don't care much about money, that's too vulgar, so if we get married, I don't want a new house, just that one, it just happens that your parents are also old and retired, and it is not suitable to live in the city, and the city is chaotic and disturbs their rest, they can buy another set in the suburbs, or simply move to the countryside.

And then the car, it's just a means of transportation, there is about 300,000 yuan, and there is a bride price, I think it's only 300,000.

You know, it's not easy for my parents to raise me so big, and I also have a younger brother who is in college, and I should do my sister's responsibilities in the future, like his future study, marrying a daughter-in-law, and buying a house, I will also bear half of the burden!"

Li Shaohui pricked up his ears and listened while looking out the window, it's not that he doesn't want to look directly at each other, listen carefully and respect others, it's just that for ugly people, your careful scrutiny is a kind of harm to her, and for the wicked, your attentive listening is a kind of indulgence to her.