Is this still the Chinese New Year?

It's hell.

Lin Haoyu regained his expressionless appearance, and hugged the paper man pillow he had finally bought on a small broken station:

"Well, I don't know when this day will end. ”

If you want to say what is the biggest benefit of having someone in the family, then Lin Haoyu can tell you very clearly

That is, you don't have to put it in the pet store to foster it, you can put it at home directly, and someone will feed and take care of it.

"Whew!"

Whimper wagged his tail excitedly while rubbing towards Lin Haoyu's feet.

After all, he has been on the verge of mold in the pet store for the past few months.

"Whew, what do you want to be in the future?"

Lin Haoyu suddenly smiled, reached out and gently stroked his whining head.

Fluffy, although different from the touch of a paper man's pillow, but to some extent it is the same.

With a whimper, Pia lay on the ground:

"Wang!"

"I see, you want to be a dog who can contribute to everyone, it's really great."

Although Lin Haoyu couldn't understand what was said at all, this did not prevent him from continuing to make it up.

"As a contributing dog, maybe dog meat will be better, right?"

Lin Haoyu smiled and continued to smile and touch the dog's head.

He didn't understand Lin Haoyu's words at all, but he only knew that the master's tone was very good now, so he lay on the ground comfortably and whispered slightly:

"Whew"

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Whoa?!"

Whimper suddenly opened his eyes, felt a deep murderous aura on Lin Haoyu's body, and instantly lost most of his sleepiness, and hurriedly fled into the kitchen, seeking comfort from Cang Qianqiu.

Lin Haoyu looked at the direction where the whine was going, looking stunned

"This dog is really coquettish"

At least the dogs raised by others have not yet become sperm, no matter how much they like to be clingy and coquettish, it is at most a person who is coquettish, where is there a coquettish person with this person who has no effect and quickly changes the object to find another person, until the goal is achieved?!

This whim, it's really a sperm

Lin Haoyu was dumbfounded:

"Shouldn't I consider sending Woo to kindergarten to learn math or something?"

Maybe with a whining IQ, you can really learn some simple additions and subtractions, and even language.

In the kitchen, Cang Qianqiu leaned down with pity on her face and hugged the whining dog's head:

"Whew, are you hungry? Wait a minute, I'll be right away."

After saying that, Cang Qianqiu immediately poured the remaining pile of residues left over from unknown things, which seemed to be a sticky solution made by eggs mixed with a drink similar to salt soda, into the pot.

Stab it.

Oil and water splashed in the pan.

Three minutes later, the salted soda eggs are officially out of the pan.

In just twenty minutes, Cang Qianqiu was stunned to use various immortal-level operations to make five dishes of different shapes.

They are salted soda eggs, chocolate strawberry stir-fried meat, cola noodles, and a dish of turtle jelly beef tenderloin and spicy calcium chips

These things are all ready-made things that Cang Qianqiu found in Lin Haoyu's house, and there is not even a ghost in addition.

To this extent, in fact, Cang Qianqiu is still quite powerful.

"Alright. ”

When Cang Qianqiu brought the five plates out of the kitchen, Lin Haoyu felt that something was wrong.

When he officially sat down and saw every dish, the smile on his face couldn't be hung in an instant.

"Ahem, that's good, what, why don't you go and feed it first?"

Lin Haoyu reluctantly smiled.

The key problem is that he can't bear to waste any of this bit of food or call it something that can be eaten, because there are some things in it that are not even fucking food!

What the hell is this spicy calcium tablet?!

My mom brought me these calcium tablets, just to give me some calcium!

"No, I'm going to watch you eat it before I say anything else. ”

Cang Qianqiu sat directly opposite Lin Haoyu with a cold face.

Suddenly, the smile on Lin Haoyu's face froze.

Of the five dishes in front of you, perhaps only the first one is barely palatable

Lin Haoyu smiled awkwardly:

"Hey, that, I'm not really hungry"

"Not hungry?"

Cang Qianqiu also sneered and bowed slightly:

"Since you're not hungry, use your internal strength to make yourself hungry. ”

“”

Lin Haoyu smiled bitterly.

It is true that if the internal force is used properly, various body functions can be changed at will, but the problem is that Lin Haoyu doesn't want to eat these things at all!

it!

Lin Haoyu sighed, stood up, looked at the window with a melancholy face, and looked at the vast night:

"Think of me Lin Haoyu, in the past twenty-five years, there has never been a trace of desecration of food, why, God, God, if you come to the Buddha, you want to bully me like this!"

"Bullying?"

When Cang Qianqiu heard this, his complexion changed slightly, and the faint smile on his face suddenly disappeared.

"Smack. ”

A slight sound sounded behind Lin Haoyu, but it made a great grandmaster instantly break out in a cold sweat.

"Ahem, no, no, no, it's not bullying, it's inspiration, you heard it wrong. ”

Lin Haoyu turned his head with a smile and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with one hand.

Call.

"Oh, really?"

Cang Qianqiu glanced at Lin Haoyu indifferently, but he didn't say anything, but signaled him with his eyes to hurry up and eat these dishes.

This time, Lin Haoyu knew that he couldn't escape.

"Ahem, I'm really not hungry, otherwise I'll eat this egg, okay!"

Lin Haoyu smiled awkwardly, and before Cang Qianqiu could react, he poured the salted soda egg into his mouth with a few snoring, and then he dodged and disappeared, unable to scream

Compared to what kind of cola noodles and spicy calcium tablets, it is obvious that this salted soda egg still seems a little so normal.

At least, Lin Haoyu felt that if he ate this thing, he shouldn't have to go to stomach lavage like he had eaten poison.

Chinese New Year's Eve passed so happily.

Lin Haoyu's parents, who are far away in the south of the Yangtze River, also made a phone call that lasted for five hours that day.

Immediately afterwards, Karina, who was in Great Britain, also called Lin Haoyu for about an hour, but in the end, because Lin Haoyu really couldn't support the power of salt soda eggs, he hung up hastily.

Karina probably talked about her recent entertainment programs and movies, and asked about Lin Haoyu's thoughts on becoming the world's SSS-level king, and then had to hang up the phone because of the schedule.

On the other side of the globe, Karina still has a lot of things to do.

Lin Haoyu didn't have anything to do today, and because of the Spring Festival, Lin Haoyu also specially took a long vacation for himself

From the first day of the Lunar New Year, that is, today, to the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, for a full seven days, Lin Haoyu wants to give himself a good vacation.

"It's a vacation, but you can't give me another trip to the Carlos Islands or something."

Lin Haoyu smiled bitterly and shook his head.

What happened on the Carlos Islands was too terrifying, and sometimes in retrospect, even Lin Haoyu himself felt scared.

At that time, he completely lost his internal strength!

Once a person accidentally encounters a group of demon beasts on the island, if not to say that they will be killed, at least they will be disabled.

If you were even more unlucky, when you were at your weakest, you would have met a few Wang Lung who had reached the strength of a great grandmaster in the realm of internal strength, maybe you wouldn't be able to come back.

"This time, let's go to a closer place, that is, just take a walk. ”

Lin Haoyu muttered to himself, and then fell asleep again All night last night, Lin Haoyu felt that his stomach was turning over and he couldn't sleep at all.

Just when Lin Haoyu was about to fall asleep, a dexterous figure walked out of the bedroom again, and glanced down at Lin Haoyu lying on the sofa bed very coldly:

"Hey, I'm going with you too. ”

That's right, Cang Qianqiu heard in the room that Lin Haoyu was going on vacation.

Although it was a vacation, Cang Qianqiu was still very interested in it.

Lin Haoyu suddenly woke up from his sleep, panting in shock, looking at Cang Qianqiu in front of him, and holding his heart beating wildly:

",! Cang Qianqiu, can you react a little in the future, don't torture me like this, okay?"

Just hearing Cang Qianqiu's voice when he was asleep was scary enough, but as a result, he ate Cang Qianqiu's dark cuisine the day before, and now when he heard Cang Qianqiu's voice, Lin Haoyu felt a stomachache

It's a mental hurt that touches the soul.

"Hehehehehe

After Lin Haoyu calmed his mind, he got up and asked solemnly.

"Yes. ”

Cang Qianqiu nodded very seriously.

This time, Cang Qianqiu never wanted to miss the opportunity like before.

"Ning'er is right, I must be brave and proactive, otherwise I will not have a chance in this life"

Cang Qianqiu secretly cheered herself up in her heart.

Seeing that Lin Haoyu had a bitter smile on his face, he was about to say something to tell Cang Qianqiu that he couldn't do it, but the other party took the lead in attacking.

"Okay, that's it, if you let me go, I won't tell everyone about your ancient martial arts!"