Chapter 1 Funny Fish?

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In front of me, there is a huge screen, like a galaxy of bright stars.

"Ding!"

"Binding the host Jiang Ge ...... through the live broadcast room"

"Ding, the binding through the live broadcast room is successful, and the stage task is released!"

"Task 1: The live broadcast room is upgraded, the original number of viewers on the earth plane has reached 1 million, and the live broadcast room will reward 100 million!

"Task 2: Become the strongest in the Lingwu Continent! Deadline, six years!"

"Mission 3: In the chase between flowers and fire, knives and bones, who can touch the extraordinary? In the fog of history and darkness, who hides the truth? The chosen ghost, please wear the knife of time and open the bloody old accounts of history!"

Mission Failure: Absolute Obliteration!

The voice in his head made Jiang Ge a little confused.

"Rub, I'm ...... Immediately after, a large number of memories exploded in his brain, and the pain almost made him pass out.

Suddenly opened his eyes, and in front of him was an antique, familiar and strange room, covered in bandages, and sitting in a wheelchair like a mummy.

"This is my golden finger?" Jiang Ge slammed his mouth: "Why does it look like a fish has become a sperm?"

Jiang Ge was a little depressed, but not depressed because of the crossing.

On Earth, he was originally a mercenary, and he encountered an accident on the way to the mission, and now he can live again, which is a blessing to the heavens.

It's just that it would be too much to ask him to upgrade the golden finger to one million viewers and 100 million rewards within three years, and become the strongest person in the Lingwu Continent within six years.

Jiang Ge, the waste martial spirit.

In the Lingwu Continent, martial arts are respected.

Those who awaken the martial soul and practice qi to become true can enter the martial arts, called martial artists, weak martial artists, all have thousands or thousands of catties of huge power, can exhale and kill, chase the wind into a knife!

And the strongest among them is even more over the river and waves, burning the sky and boiling the sea...... There is also a martial arts supreme, through the sky and the earth, snapping a finger and shattering stars!

Martial arts, decide fate, decide life and death, the weak are not as humble as dogs in their lives, they are bullied, and the strong are sitting in the world, laughing and forgetting the past and the present!

The martial soul is the foundation of martial arts, the beginning of the sky!

There are countless types of martial souls, including weapon martial souls such as knives, guns, swords, and halberds, beast martial souls such as white tigers, wild lions, and dragon elephants, natural martial spirits such as wind, fire, thunder, and lightning, and different kinds of martial souls, such as plagues and calamities...... Since the beginning of the croaking of the ground, the martial soul has determined the achievements of the warrior!

For example, the waste martial soul Jiang Ge.

His martial soul is a broken and dilapidated bridge, useless, and judged to be a waste martial soul and waste!

Seventeen years have passed, young talents have emerged in endlessly, some of the same age awakened the flame martial soul and practiced the fiery eyes; some awakened the sword martial soul, a sword containing light, and the skills were astonishing; and some people broke through the martial arts, the martial soul transformed, and the opportunity was shocking!

Whether it's a person or a ghost, it's all showing, only Jiang Ge is being beaten.

Seventeen-year-old 0-star samurai, that's called an unprecedented, smiling and generous!

What's even more tragic is that in order to find the "Heavenly Fruit" that can repair Jiang Ge's broken martial soul, Jiang Ge's father and the strongest man in Tianfang City, Jiang Yuntian, fell into the abyss and did not return for five years, and his life and death are uncertain.

Without the protection of his father, Jiang Rulie, the grandfather of the old patriarch, is old and weak, and his body is not as good as day by day, Jiang Ge's life is becoming more and more sad, not long ago he went to Dayu Sect to learn martial arts with a "grace post", but he was seriously injured and expelled from the sect, and on the way back to the Jiang family, he lost his breath.

This is the only way to have its own dove nest.

"Ding, a first-level live broadcast room, the live broadcast time is ten minutes, the cooling day is one day, it can accommodate five hundred viewers to watch at the same time, do you want to start the live broadcast?"

The cold electronic synthesized sound sounded without a hint of emotion.

"System, did I say no?" Jiang Ge said tentatively, as soon as he entered the live broadcast, it was as deep as the sea, and from then on he was a passerby.

"The mission failed, choose to obliterate, do you want to confirm it?"

It's horrible.

I'm going live!

Jiang Ge combed and parted, "Don't, I've decided this live broadcast room!"

Instead, Jiang Ge asked again: "How to upgrade the live broadcast room?"

The first task released by the system seems to be the simplest one, which is to upgrade the live broadcast room to one million viewers and 100 million rewards, Jiang Ge decided to set a small goal that can be achieved first.

"Ding, the achievement data is loaded, please see the picture. ”

[Picture] [Picture] [Picture] ......

"I see. Jiang Ge nodded slightly.

At present, in the first-level live broadcast room, the number of viewers who can be summoned is only 500, one radish and one pit, and the live broadcast time is also limited, so you need to get achievement upgrades.

The so-called "achievement" is a trophy, which is divided into black iron, oriches, steel, bronze, silver, mythril, platinum, gold, diamonds, etc.

As for how to open and achieve achievements, the system doesn't say anything, and Jiang Ge doesn't dare to ask.

"Ding, through the live broadcast room open!" At this moment, the system prompted.

Visitor 12345 entered the live broadcast room.

"Wow!"

"Traveling through the live broadcast room, Lingwu Continent, what do you mean?" asked tourist 12345.

This is our first audience?

Jiang Ge's face was overjoyed: "Yo, this old iron, Jiang Ge is the anchor of this live broadcast room, the first time we meet, it's good to reward some fish balls, or a rocket!"

Jiang Ge is thin-skinned, and he will not easily ask for a reward, unless he can't help it.

Through the live broadcast room, 100 fish balls are an ocean, an airplane is 100 oceans, a rocket is 500 oceans, and if you can't make up 100 million in three years, you will burp.

The root of all Jiang Ge's current troubles is that he doesn't have much money and thinks too much.

"Come up and ask for money, live broadcast to eat?" said tourist 12345.

"No, no, no, I'm a real crossing, a great supernatural power that flies away and moves mountains and seas live online!" Jiang Ge tried to explain.

"It's okay to really cross, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you are not allowed to become a sperm, hand yourself over to the country, don't delay treatment if you are sick!"

Visitor 12345 exited the live broadcast room.

Belch!

Ran away?

Jiang Ge spit out an old groove out of nowhere.

It's really not easy for him to cross once, not to mention this time through the live broadcast room, but it's unique and real money!

He really wanted to release the martial soul with a shock to scare the earth babies to death, but unfortunately the conditions did not allow it.

Jiang Ge, the waste martial spirit, is useless.

is also because of him, his father's life and death are uncertain, his whereabouts are unknown, his grandfather is becoming more and more haggard, and his thin back is distressing

"Standard start. Jiang Ge smiled bitterly and straightened his hairstyle.

In the mirror, the reflection of his magnificent, handsome and chic, mighty and majestic, noble character, respect for the old and love for the young, and good fortune in the sky, also tidied up his hairstyle.

It seems that only by letting the audience see this bizarre world and strange martial spirits with their own eyes will they believe that I have really crossed over!

"Do you know, Jiang Ge's waste hasn't woken up yet, and Bacheng is dead!"

"It's good to be dead, this kind of waste, it's only a shame to be alive!"

"I heard that in order to save this waste, the old patriarch gave up his face to go to the Leng family to ask for beast blood and spiritual marrow, but he was very embarrassed!"

"Hehe, tomorrow will hold a clan meeting, but there will be a good show!"

At this moment, the two passed by, and the sound of conversation fell into Jiang Ge's ears.

Jiang Ge was stunned for a moment, and the next moment he got up directly from the wheelchair, pushed open the door and walked out.

At this time, it is dusk, the sunset is swaying, and the eyes are all antique and magnificent ancient buildings, and in the center is a huge martial arts arena.

The people here are somewhat similar to the ancient times of our country, men, women and children are all dressed in strong suits, military robes, or sitting cross-legged, or dancing knives and guns, and a group of young men in fresh clothes and angry horses are galloping and shouting on the ten-mile-wide track!

The reason why it is ten miles wide is because many people do not ride horses under them, but wild beasts, including one-horned bulls, wind-chasing rhinos, four dislikes, and cranes in the clouds...... There are even people riding on tornadoes, and the magic of love goes round and round!

Jiang Ge was dumbfounded.

"Yo roar, anchor, is this a special effect you made?" "The audience [rides a snail chasing a missile].

"Crossing the live broadcast room, Lingwu Continent, anchor, have you really crossed over?" Audience [I read a lot, you can't fool me].

"Dare to ask what posture did the young man use to cross?"

"Old man cart style, hey, hey, hey!" "The audience [Ah Wei eighteen style, all alive and fractured].

"Wow, didn't you find this special effect so real! It's so immersive!"

"The anchor is a talent for a big company?"

"Who is that, use 300 million as special effects to pounce on the dog, yes, it's you, come out and be shot!"

Finally, a few more curious babies entered the live broadcast room, chattering and posting barrages.

This familiar and authentic sao gave Jiang Ge a sense of déjà vu that had never left the earth.

Jiang Ge combed and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have really crossed over, this is the Lingwu Continent, a high martial world, what you saw just now is the martial soul!"

"Anchor, serious nonsense!"

"Why is it so dark, because the cow is flying in the sky, why is the cow flying in the sky, because the anchor is blowing on the ground!"

"The man who pretends to be serious is the most handsome!"

"Let go of me, I'm not crazy, I don't take medicine, hahahaha......"

"Boom!"

"There you are, Boom Monster!"

"Lao Tzu punches a monster!"

In the live broadcast room, the audience all looked like "Although I am sassy, I am not a fool, you can't fool me".

This year's audience is very sassy and difficult to bring!

Jiang Ge sighed, and was about to ask the two of them clearly, when suddenly the barrage in front of him increased suddenly!

"Call the anchor, pay attention to the direction of 3 o'clock, there is a superb girl paper, her legs are so long, so white!"

"The legs are fine!"

"The third-class wolf friend looks at the face, the second-class wolf friend looks at the chest, and the first-class wolf friend looks at the legs!"

"I can play with this leg for a year!"

"Why are you stunned, the anchor is on the hook, if you want to go to WeChat, reward gifts are indispensable!"

In the other world, do you want WeChat?

Do you use a QR code to slap your face?!

Jiang Ge roared in his heart, but his body looked at it very honestly, and his eyes straightened in an instant.

Long legs!

This sister paper has a delicate melon seed face, her skin is like jade, she is dressed in a strong outfit to catch knives, and her tight white and tender long legs are stretched out of the cyan short skirt, which is even more slim.

She has a double ponytail on the back of her head, and when she moves, the ponytail sweeps around on her long legs!

Jiang Ge's eyes also flickered.

Suddenly.

The girl with two ponytails snorted and said, "Brother Kun, this kid dares to peek at my legs, I hate it!"

"It's the woman who doesn't have long eyes and dares to peek at me Jiang Kun, I gouged out his eyes!" A burly and stout young man with a full face came from the martial arts arena when he heard the news, his contemptuous gaze swept Jiang Ge, and he suddenly smiled:

"Who should I be, it's a family shame! You are really fatal, and you haven't died yet?"

"It's him, obscene voyeur, Brother Kun, teach me a lesson to this kid!" The double-ponytailed girl leaned on Jiang Kun's arms like a bird, her voice was soft, but it was extremely harsh.

"Hit Jiang Ge at dinner time, it's just a waste, look at me!"

Jiang Kun was tall and big, sneered when he heard this, and walked directly towards Jiang Ge.

"Hold the grass, the anchor is slipping away, he is going to come over and beat you" An audience member sent a barrage reminder.

"What are you afraid of, dare to show that you are afraid of others looking at you?" more people didn't care.

Jiang Kun's burly figure pushed over horizontally, and Jiang Ge's whole person was not good.

"Wait a minute!" Jiang Ge tried to make a movement to attract attention.

However, there is a huge martial arts arena and hundreds of people, but none of them have set their eyes here, ignoring and indifferent.

"Waste, don't be a man in the next life!"

Jiang Kun even laughed fiercely, his five fingers opened, and the slap like a fan was drawn, and there was a faint surge of true qi, and an illusory mountain appeared in his palm!

The secret legend of the Jiang family, the middle-grade martial arts of the yellow rank, the opening palm!

"Poof—"

Jiang Ge didn't even have time to scream, a mouthful of old blood rushed out like a spring, and the whole person flew upside down and fell hard!

Die!

It's time to get ready for the next crossing!

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