195 Shemale
After returning home, Luo Yu thought about it for a whole night, and blocked in front of Liang Zijun's house early the next day, wanting to meet the bad wife for a while.
As the saying goes, knowing oneself and knowing that the other side can win all battles, in order to be safe, you still have to see what the so-called bull ghost and snake god looks like.
When he really saw Chen Qing, Luo Yu couldn't help but open his mouth wide? "Are you sure he is Chen Qing?"
The little slave nodded flatly, what kind of brother is this? Obviously a handsome man!
When she saw him for the first time, even she couldn't help but feel a deer in her heart, if Xiao Si hadn't insisted that this person was Chen Qing, she would have wondered if there was something wrong with her eyes.
"I don't have a streamer with me, do you really think you're a master?" Luo Yu snorted lightly, hurriedly walked out of the street corner and pretended to fall, deliberately grabbing Chen Qing's hem and exclaiming, "Oops~"
Chen Qing took a step back in avoidance, and saw that the little maid had not yet arrived, so he picked up someone and asked, "Is the girl okay?"
Luo Yu frowned lightly, and said in a mournful whisper, "Thank you for this husband"
Chen Qing was surprised, "How do you know that I am ......"
If it weren't for a deliberate reminder, no one would have seen through his disguise, and few people would have been able to tell the fact that he was a husband.
Luo Yu saw that he was suspicious, and hurriedly scolded with a strange smile, "Oops~ This is what I said, even if you are dressed as a man, you can't escape our eyes......"
Chen Qing looked at it for a moment, and then recognized that "she" was actually a little brother.
I'm dizzy~ Why do you have to dress up as a man?
Chen Qing slandered in his heart, and he couldn't see the little brother wearing a skirt to swagger through the market, although there was no shortage of husbands dressed as women in Beijing, but most of the hair buns would still be distinguished from women.
Can...... This guy completely thinks of himself as a woman, no different from a woman in terms of swear and clothing, and is simply a man disguised as a woman - a shemale!
Chen Qing was stunned, he didn't hate the little brother, but he really hated the little brother dressed up as neither male nor female, besides, this person was still the most feared pseudo-girl, the more he looked at him and laughed at the orchid finger, the tighter his heart became.
In the final analysis, Chen Qing is still a straight man in his heart, even if he falls in love with Liang Zijun, he never sees himself as a woman, and this kind of person who has become a woman from physiology to psychology is an existence that he is not grateful for.
Seeing him frowning, Luo Yu hurriedly explained a few words, and seeing that he didn't care, he tried his best to invite, "Why don't I invite you to tea as an apology?"
thought that Chen Qing would gladly accept it, but who would have thought that he would directly refuse without thinking, "I'm sorry, I still have important things to do"
"How about another day?" Luo Yu struggled to keep smiling.
"It's not very convenient" Chen Qing didn't even need to be tactful, and directly refused the invitation in the most straightforward way.
"Uh......" Before Luo Yu could think of the wording, Chen Qing had already strode away.
When the little slave saw this, he trembled and asked, "Madam...... Why don't we come back another day?"
"No need!" Luo Yu was so angry that his fingers trembled slightly, he pressed his trembling little finger, and scolded with a resentful face, "Don't blame me for killing them all in the future!"
The little slave shook all over his body and lowered his head to wipe away the cold sweat.
If it weren't for poisoning the lord's favorite concubine twice in a row, it would not have made that nest of wastes angry and ashamed, and dared to take him back to his parents' house......
Luo Yu turned his head and sneered: "If you don't go, you can't wait for me to invite you?"
"Yes, the slave knows the mistake" The little slave bent down and held up his arms, bowed to the side to lead the way. Madame's thoughts, no one dared to guess, I didn't want to die violently, so it was better to admit my mistake quickly.
Chen Qing didn't deliberately refuse, he did have something to do and hurried out of the house.
Today is the day of a private appointment, and as soon as Liang Zijun goes out, he will pack up and go out under the pretext.
The little maid in the family didn't dare to ask the whereabouts of the master's house, so he had to keep it in his heart, and when the old man returned, he would ask about it, and he would report it to him.
As soon as they met Shen Shucheng, the two laughed, sighing that such a sneaky thing is like a gentleman's behavior?
Chen Qing explained with a little embarrassment, "Who made him jealous......"
"Oh, such jealousy is not the work of a good wife, the virtuous brother still advises a little, so as not to be ridiculed in the future" Shen Shucheng hesitated for a long time, but still persuaded with good intentions.
"Uh...... I brought him a few thin pens to facilitate children to learn to write," Chen Qing handed the brush in his sleeve to Shen Shucheng.
"Thank you! Brother Xian is still careful" Shen Shucheng opened Juan Pa, lifted three thin pens and said with a smile, "I didn't expect Brother Xian to still do this brush business now, I wonder if I can cut a few wolf hairs for Brother Fool another day?"
Thinking of the old past, Chen Qing replied with a smile, "If you don't give up, Brother Shen can speak"
The two first drank tea and chatted, and then went to the lake outside the city to fish, Chen Qing rarely relaxed, and fell asleep with his back against the side of the boat.
Shen Shu couldn't help but chuckle when he saw him like this, "Tired?"
Chen Qing hummed lightly, and said lazily, "I'm not tired, it's just that it's hard to come out to play, it's too comfortable for a while, and it's inevitable that my spirit ......will be relaxed."
The thick nasal voice made Shen Shucheng's heart tighten, and he secretly blamed himself for being too sensitive, turned his head to look at the lake and said, "Then squint for a while, wait for the fish to take the bait, and then call you to get up and drink soup."
Chen Qing agreed, and really turned over and fell asleep, but with the river breeze blowing, he didn't feel the summer heat.
Fishing practice is meditation, Shen Shucheng stared at the sleeping side face facing him, and his thoughts flew for a while, thinking of the people he met at the Lantern Festival...... I thought to myself, isn't there really two people in the world who are so similar?
I still remember that when I saw him for the first time, I mistook him for the beautiful woman who had a ribbon on her head and flashed by.
Shen Shucheng secretly spit on himself, he really forgot his senses, how could he mistake him for someone else when he first met? He should have thought of Chen Qing at the first time.
The river breeze was slow, blowing up Chen Qing's hair, and also blowing Shen Shucheng's sorrow.
"What are you thinking? Now, he should have been destined to start a family and have children," Shen Shucheng raised his hand and picked up the crucian carp hanging on the hook, and shouted loudly, "Get up and make soup."
Chen Qing opened his eyes suddenly, looked at a bucket of half-sized fish, and muttered, "This is enough to make soup......
"Still want to be full?" Shen Shucheng quipped, patting people's heads and scolding with a smile, "I still can't change my pragmatism"
"The peasant family doesn't care what vassals are elegant, and it is the most affordable to be full" Chen Qing rubbed his head, got up and burned firewood to cook soup.
The fragrant and milky fish soup, served with green onion and coriander, is so delicious that you want to swallow your tongue. After drinking the fish soup, Shen Shucheng slowly leaned back to the shore with the oar.
"I'm hungry, I'll take you to taste the famous dishes of Guangcui Building today, and I'm sure it's so spicy that you cry" Shen Shucheng knew that Chen Qing liked spicy food, so he specially booked a private room for the banquet of the virtuous brother.
As soon as it came to the spicy language, Chen Qing's eyes widened, and he jumped to the shore and urged, "Say it early!
"Haha......" Shen Shucheng laughed out loud, changed his rigorous and polite and humble son's demeanor, pulled up Chen Qing and ran into the car, "Go back to the city!"
The little guy got the order, raised the whip and shouted, "Rack...... It's a good idea to be in this year's interest."
"With a good company by your side, how can you not make people ecstatic?" Shen Shucheng was rarely arrogant, and Chen Qing, who provoked him, also laughed and said, "I'm afraid that no one has been crazy with you before."
"Hmm, let's ......," Shen Shucheng replied with a smile on his face.
After entering the city, he could no longer ride his horse and whip, and the carriage walked slowly to the gate of Guangcui Tower, and the little servant shouted loudly, "Master, it's here!" There are cars of Lord Sun and Lord Yu parked outside, presumably the Yamen went out to forage for food during the lunch break."
Shen Shucheng laughed and scolded, "They eat theirs, what do we have to do with it?"
The little guy scratched his head and smiled, and hurriedly put the pedal and asked someone to get out of the car. His grandfather doesn't like to join in the fun, and he doesn't like to drink and chat with his colleagues, so why did he forget it.
The two turned around to the main gate, and saw Master Sun leading a few colleagues inside, and when they met Shen Shucheng, they also smiled and quipped, "Shen Zhengsi is also interested in coming to Guangcui Building to taste food today?"
"Why can't I if you can come?" Shen Shuchen rarely put down his official position and humility, and chatted in a friendly manner.
"Hahaha...... It's better to meet by chance, and it just so happens that I will be the east today, enjoy a face, and sit down and talk together?"
Shen Shucheng glanced at Chen Qing, and refused with a little regret, "It's a pity that I am also the east, I'm afraid I have to refuse Lord Sun's good intentions."
"What's the matter, why don't you invite this little brother to join us" Ma Xuedong narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Shen Shucheng tentatively.
This guy is alone on weekdays, rarely eats with people, and I don't know what the origin of this jade-faced little brother is.
Everyone's minds were lively, and they couldn't help but pull the two into the box at the moment, and said, "Don't give face to Lord Sun~ What I tasted today is the seafood shipped from the South China Sea, and you can also open your eyes together, and it will be difficult to taste such a delicacy if you miss it."
Shen Shucheng was disrespectful, so he had to smile at Chen Qing with a little apology. Chen Qing didn't care, and whispered, "You don't have to spend money, you don't eat for nothing."
"No, okay, doesn't this treat Master Sun as a wronged boss?" Shen Shucheng raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"Poof~ I love to slaughter the wronged head!Who makes him love to show off" Chen Qing remembered Liang Zijun, and bowed his head to be happy.
"What's so coke? Quickly talk to everyone," Ma Xuedong came up to talk about it.
Shen Shucheng stopped Ma Xuedong with one hand and explained to Chen Qing, "My virtuous brother doesn't like to laugh, I'm afraid that he will be uncomfortable and deliberately tease him."
"Yo~ Why didn't you know that Shen Zhengsi was also so funny?" Ma Xuedong squeezed his eyebrows and gestured to everyone, and after a while, he drew his attention to Chen Qing.
Shen Shucheng had no choice but to introduce him to everyone, and he boasted, "Although my virtuous brother is a countryman, his character and knowledge are very comparable, and even I, the elder brother, have been helped by him many times."
"Really, I can't see that Brother Chen is such a righteous person, come on, come, I'll toast you on your behalf" Sun Bin took the lead in inviting wine with all his might.
Chen Qing couldn't push it, so he had to raise his head and drink it, and when he drank the wine, he immediately felt that it was not good!
This wine is much stronger than osmanthus, seeing that others have gotten up to toast, they hurriedly gave up their hands, "The amount of wine is still shallow, and only one glass will be drunk, and it will not be ugly in front of people if you laugh and be generous."
Shen Shucheng saw that his face was crimson, and it didn't seem to be a fake, so he also got up to block the wine for him, "Ah Qing never lies, I'm afraid it's really a lack of alcohol...... Everyone, give me a face, don't embarrass my virtuous brother again."
At the beginning just now, they gave up fighting without waiting for the excitement to get lively, and everyone was a little unhappy, so they made a few jokes about Chen Qing's drunkenness.
Shen Shucheng didn't like them laughing so wantonly, and just wanted to reprimand a few words, but saw Chen Qing patting him lightly and said, "Forget it, don't hit the smiling person in person, let's talk again in a while."
It's no wonder that Ma Xuedong grabbed Chen Qing and laughed, the virtuous brother is already handsome, and he will have two cheeks, which is really a little better than the pretty man in Beijing.
A table full of fish banquets was set up on a large table, and when the dishes were ready, Chen Qing's wine was almost awake.
Everyone in Jingli who has a little knowledge has eaten sea fish, but everyone does not take the food seriously, and only praises that this time it is through the light of Lord Sun that he can taste seafood in summer.
Sun Bin feasted on a large number of guests, so naturally he would not just take the sea fish out and show his eyes, and the corners of his mouth hooked and announced, "Wait! How can such ordinary things be used to entertain your colleagues? It is not only these inferior goods that have been purchased by boat and car not far away......
"Isn't there anything else that is rare that hasn't been served?"
Everyone was also curious about what kind of seafood Sun Bin planned to use as the highlight, and after a few words of compliment, he urged people to go quickly.
Sun Bin supported the scene enough before a large pot of pipa shrimp was brought to the table.
You look at me, I look at you, you have never seen such a strange thing.
Sun Binquan took the live shrimp in the hands of the guy, and proudly introduced, "Let's take a look at the living creatures first, this is called shrimp crickets, because the abdomen resembles pipa strings, and it can make a crackling sound, so it is called pipa shrimp." The dull man by the sea is also called a shrimp board, and you look like a washboard?......"
said that shrimp is not like shrimp, a hard armor is sharp and prickly, it is really weird, and some people were frightened to get up and avoid on the spot.
Isn't this the Pipi shrimp? Chen Qing couldn't help but laugh secretly when he saw that they were so rare and strange.
Shen Shucheng was also a little stunned, but seeing that the virtuous brother was not strange, and it didn't seem to be fake, he asked in a low voice, "Have you ever seen this thing, this thing is dressed in strange armor, can it really be eaten?"
"Well, it's delicious" Chen Qing licked the corners of his mouth, and just waited for the big headset to finish before eating.
How long has it been since he has eaten shrimp crawlers? Damn, it's good that he didn't see it, but when he saw it, he really hooked out all the cravings.
Sun Bin had enough of playing, so he wiped his hands and beckoned everyone to try it.
But this monster is terrible to look at, who dares to try it first? I don't know how to eat it and then I will be embarrassed. Therefore, everyone only silently caught the fish, and no one refused to be the first person to test the medicine.
Chen Qing waited for a long time, and the harazi was about to flow out, and these guys were still cautious and refused to make a move.
Just when Chen Qing couldn't bear it, Sun Bin was all moved!
I saw him reach out and pick up one, showing off "I have only been fortunate enough to taste it once, everyone look carefully, this shrimp is delicious, but it is extremely easy to scratch ......your hand if you are not careful."
Chen Qingcai didn't care about how he picked up the shrimp, and when he saw him doing it, he immediately picked up one, lifted the shrimp shell three times and divided it by two, and pulled off the tail...... It wasn't until his mouth was full of fragrance that he muttered "delicious~"
Shen Shucheng asked with a smile, "Really?"
Chen Qing hurriedly peeled one for him, "Taste it, it's delicious"
Sun Bin was stunned halfway through, and the whole table was stunned...... Isn't this talent really hidden?
Everyone swept over a pile of shrimp shells on the table, looking at the shrimp cricket pinched in Sun Binquan's hand...... Well, not to mention the peeled face, there is still not much shrimp meat left, it really can't be compared, you can tell at a glance whether you have eaten it or not.
Sun Bin's eyes twitched and he smiled, "Brother Chen, but you were born by the sea?"
Chen Qing shook his head in wonder, and there was still half a shrimp crawler in his mouth. At this time, seeing that everyone was looking at him, he was shocked to steal the limelight from the protagonist, and hurriedly swallowed the shrimp meat in his mouth and smiled, "Although I am not born by the sea, I was fortunate to eat once, and this way of eating is also learned from others."
When everyone heard his explanation, they all laughed and said a few words for Sun Bin.
"Actually, this shrimp is also easy to pick, as long as you use the right method, it is not easy to hurt your hands" Chen Qing saw that he was embarrassed, and it was not good to bully the wronged boss again, so he hurriedly taught several people here how to peel shrimp quickly and conveniently.
Chen Qing is accustomed to peeling shrimp empty-handed, as long as he starts to lift the shell from the beginning of the fourth section, in order to take care of adults who are not very good at hands, Chen Qing also showed how to borrow chopsticks to peel shrimp.
That is, break off the shrimp tail, and then insert chopsticks from the tail to the back of the shrimp, and break the shrimp shell in both directions to expose the whole shrimp meat intact.
This method is simple and easy to learn, and it is very convenient for everyone to follow suit, Shen Shucheng borrowed chopsticks to pry open the shrimp shell, and did not forget to show Chen Qing "how?"
"Mmmm, next time I poke it to the end, I'll break it" Chen Qing taught while eating, and quickly peeled a small half pot of shrimp before he was satisfied, "Thank you Lord Sun for your hospitality"
Sun Bin coughed secretly, he wanted to show off in front of his colleagues, but he was embarrassed by this kid, and it was not good to have a seizure at this time, so he had to ask in a muffled voice, "Brother Chen has ever eaten crabs?"
"Well, I've eaten" There are a lot of river crabs in the pond near Chenjiagou, and there are many people who catch and steal their mouths in the summer and autumn, but it's a pity that the people in the village don't like to eat this thing, and it's troublesome to dislike the meat and eat less, so that in addition to his brother and sister, few people rush to catch crabs with them.
"Then have you ever eaten sea crabs?" Sun Binquan gritted his teeth and brought out the sea crab he had privately hidden, raising his face.
"Is there one?" Chen Qing was in a posture that he could eat another half pot, and Sun Bin, who was repentant, had all his intestines green, and everyone laughed and scolded him for hiding it privately, and without waiting for him to speak, he beckoned the guy to come quickly.
Chen Qing ate a round belly, and everyone also tasted it.
During the banquet, the way to eat sea crabs was discussed, and Chen Qing knew everything, which also made everyone change their opinion of him, and swept away the unpleasantness of the previous toast.