Chapter 920: Jumping is Healthier
Ten minutes later.
Zheng Weiyang stopped satisfied, slapped his palms disdainfully, and spat on Hongmao's face.
"Grass! Just garbage like you, if I were Brother Yang, when I was young, I would be able to blow you up in ten seconds! That is, in the past two years, I am old, and my energy is a little insufficient!" Zheng Weiyang pretended to be forced.
After speaking, facing the terrifying eyes of the bikini woman, he walked over coldly.
"Ahh The bikini woman said weakly.
"Is he just this garbage? It's not Brother Yang, I'm bragging, a guy like him, even if there are thirty or fifty more people, Brother Yang, I can blow them up with a casual fart!" Zheng Weiyang said arrogantly.
Thump!
Seeing that Zheng Weiyang had come over, the bikini woman was scared and accidentally fell to the ground.
With his hands on the ground, he retreated in horror.
"You—don't come! If you come again, I'm going to scream!" cried the bikini woman in fear.
"Lao Tzu hated the man who beat women the most when he was alive!" Zheng Weiyang said.
"Whew!" Hearing his words, the bikini woman subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief.
Smack!
Before her heart could be completely relaxed, Zheng Weiyang shook his hands and slapped two rough big mouths on her face.
"Ahh
"Yes, that's right! I'm the man who hates beating women the most, but that doesn't stop me from hitting women!
"Y-you're shameless!" said the bikini woman angrily.
"Grass! Green tea table, Lao Tzu feels sorry for you! Come down to comfort you, and take off your coat for you to wear, are you really good, do you pose for Lao Tzu to dance as an immortal, right?
"Y-What do you want to do?" said the bikini woman in horror.
"Hmph, bring it to me!" Zheng Weiyang said.
Lightning-fast snatched back the mobile phone in the bikini woman's hand.
"Ahh
"Lie down for me!" Zheng Weiyang snorted coldly.
The right foot lifted up with lightning and kicked her in the chest, knocking her to the ground.
Bang!
Splash up a puff of dust.
was kicked by Zheng Weiyang like this, and the bikini woman immediately became honest.
"Grass! I miss my brother Yang, I have been in the rivers and lakes of Nanhua for so many years, when did I be bullied like this! I actually dared to take pictures and give Lao Tzu a whole immortal dance, right? Lao Tzu, I let you jump, and Lao Tzu will break it!" Zheng Weiyang roared angrily.
With a slam of his right hand, he roughly smashed the mobile phone in his hand to the ground.
Click!
The phone fell to the ground, and immediately fell to pieces, and broken glass slags were everywhere.
Zheng Weiyang picked up the broken body, threw it violently, and threw the broken mobile phone into the grass.
Retracted his gaze and looked indifferently at the bikini woman and a group of other people.
"Don't pretend to be dead for me!Lao Tzu counted to three, if he hasn't rolled up for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants him to look good!" Zheng Weiyang said coldly.
Hearing his words, Hongmao and the others rolled up from the ground one by one holding their aching bodies.
"Grass, green tea table, don't you hear Lao Tzu's words, get out of here!" Zheng Weiyang said coldly.
Facing Zheng Weiyang's murderous eyes, the bikini woman was immediately frightened, and rolled up from the ground tremblingly, for fear that if she was not careful, she would attract Zheng Weiyang's stormy attack again.
"Don't you all like to play fairy jumping, Lao Tzu will give you a chance today, let you jump enough!" Zheng Weiyang sneered.
"Y-what do you want to do?" asked the red-haired weakly.
Smack!
Zheng Weiyang slapped his backhand, and two big mouths slapped him in the face roughly.
"Did Lao Tzu let you speak?" Zheng Weiyang said coldly.
"Big, big brother, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong? Kill people too much, how about it, can you say a word?" said Hongmao with a bitter face.
"Frog Jump knows, right?" Zheng Weiyang asked rhetorically.
"Ahh
"It's good to know! Don't you all like to play fairy jumping? Then Lao Tzu will give you a vivid educational lesson today! From now on, a group of you guys, take off your shoes and start frog jumping, when will you do 2,000! That's how you set up a game for me. Remember, when you do a frog jump, you have to scream hard, I shouldn't do a pendulum fairy jump!" Zheng Weiyang said with squinted eyes.
"Ahh
Smack!
Zheng Weiyang had two big mouths again and pumped them roughly.
"Do you think this is a vegetable market, and you still bargain with Lao Tzu?" Zheng Weiyang said coldly.
"Ah, big brother, don't be angry, can't I do it?" said the red fur with a sad face.
10,000 wild horses roared in my heart, eager to press the bikini woman to the ground and slap it hard.
I've played so many immortal jumps, when have I ever missed a hand? Ever since I met you with a green tea watch, this time, just his miss, are you a broom star?
Present.
The red-haired group, as well as the bikini woman, threw away their shoes under Zheng Weiyang's vicious gaze, held their heads in their hands, squatted on the ground, and made frog jumps.
"Hmph, a group of little red guys, they still want to fight with me, when Lao Tzu first came out to mix, you still don't know where the hell is Huo Mudi!" Zheng Weiyang scolded.
humming a little song proudly, I feel that I am in a very good mood today!
His combat effectiveness was outstanding, and he actually played extraordinarily, so he opened the car door and sat in.
"Big brother, do you see my handsome actions just now?" Zheng Weiyang said proudly.
"Huh. Zhang Xiaohao touched his nose and smiled mysteriously.
"Big brother, do you see that black tiger trick I made just now, does it have the momentum of a tiger?" Zheng Weiyang asked again.
"Huh. Zhang Xiaohao smiled playfully again.
"Big brother, for the sake of the intimate relationship between the two of us, as long as you are willing to nod, I will pass on my skills to you without reservation!" Zheng Weiyang said narcissistically.
"Huh. Zhang Xiaohao smiled.
I thought angrily, if it weren't for me, you kid would have been blown up by them a long time ago.
"yes, we're so happy today, let's go, big brother, I'll take you to see the frog jump!" Zheng Weiyang said proudly.
At the moment, he drove the car, followed behind the red-haired group, honked the horn a few times from time to time, or took the megaphone and yelled at them.
(End of chapter)