As a world-renowned lingerie brand, Daisena has always been known for being bold and avant-garde, trendy and sexy.

Usually there are two types of women's trousers, one is to take off the small neene to touch the buttocks, and the other is to only touch the buttocks, but you can't see the small nene.

Because the T-Character Pants can only survive in the cracks, if you want to touch it, the difficulty is not ordinary.

Underwear ** shop has always been a woman's world, in addition to a variety of colorful underwear, there are those beautiful and luxurious beauties in the careful selection of underwear, from their expressions, the difficulty of choosing underwear is far more difficult than choosing a coat.

Xiao Zheng's arrival was like throwing a stone into the calm lake, and it was like a stone originating from a thousand waves.

Because Song Xiyue and Xiao Zheng came in separately, the beauties in the store thought that Xiao Zheng was alone. It's not uncommon for a man to enter a women's underwear store, but after he came in like this, he studied each one carefully and openly, and that was the first one.

His appearance made some beauties who were originally holding erotic underwear feel a little ashamed, and one by one, like frightened deer, hurriedly blushed and put down the erotic underwear in their hands, and set their eyes on those underwear that looked "normal".

For the average woman, they will wear erotic underwear in front of their man and pose for all kinds of coquettish movements, but they are embarrassed to choose erotic underwear in front of strange men that will make men squirt blood.

There are conservative and avant-garde, although most of the beauties will be embarrassed when they see Xiao Zheng, but there are also some bold and enchanting beauties, after seeing Xiao Zheng, they are just a little stunned, and then they should do what they should do, and they are not disturbed by the macho man on the side at all.

"Which of the two do you think is pretty?" asked a coquettish young woman in a low voice to her female companion.

"I can't say it either, I think both of these are pretty good. Her female companion said with some embarrassment.

"Of course, the dark flower cut-out one suits you. A male voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Don't ask, of course it's Brother Zheng, because he's the only man in this store.

Of course, if someone is mixed up, that's a different story.

"This beauty, are you going to choose underwear for your beloved?" Xiao Zheng asked seriously as if he hadn't seen the beauty's delicate little appearance.

The beauty nodded shyly.

Xiao Zheng walked closer, pointed to the underwear in her hand and said, " If so, then you listen to me, choose the dark flower hollow this one, black is known for its sexiness, women will exude infinite temptation after wearing black underwear, which can arouse the most primitive impulse of men, giving men an irresistible sense of sexual temptation, generally love to wear this kind of woman, subconsciously hope to conquer men, provoke lust, like passionate and bold sex, I think beauty must want to conquer a very strong woman, after all, men conquer the world, women conquer men!"

For a while, Dai Xianna** was silent in the store, and the eyes of all the beauties invariably turned to Xiao Zheng.

What the hell is this man doing, how can he know so much about women's underwear?!

"Beauty, do you think what I said makes sense?" Xiao Zheng asked with a smile as she looked at the red-faced and shy little young woman.

"Then I'll buy a set of these dark flower hollows too!" The little young woman didn't speak, but her female companion was very resolute, and immediately picked out a set of underwear of the right size.

"Then I'll want it. The little young woman nodded with a slight blush, and after choosing the right size, she walked to the cash register.

When leaving, she secretly looked at Xiao Zheng from time to time, and when her eyes met, the little young woman discharged shyly.

"C cup, hemispherical type, yes, I have to grab it with one hand!" Xiao Zheng said softly as he looked at the back of the woman leaving.

And Song Xiyue was like being struck by lightning, this bastard actually sold underwear here, and what was even more weird was that he actually succeeded!

"Pervert, perverted!" Song Xiyue walked up to Xiao Zheng and said.

When Xiao Zheng heard this, he said very unhappily: "I said that you are unreasonable. I'm just stating the facts and saying what I think, why am I perverted? I'm really perverted, people have already scolded me, don't you see that people are very grateful to me? Besides, I could have sold one, but after my narration, I was able to sell two, which in itself is a success, saying that I am a pervert and a pervert, that is because your psychology is not pure, and women's erotic thoughts are sometimes more outrageous than men think! Besides, in fact, women's underwear is originally worn for men to see, and in this regard, as a man, I have the most right to speak!"

"Nonsense, forceful rhetoric. Song Xiyue didn't listen to him at all.

"What is nonsense, I have a theoretical basis for saying this, I can clearly tell you that 90% of the underwear of international brands is designed and developed by men!" Xiao Zheng said with a straight face.

"This can't be!" Song Xiyue retorted.

"Impossible? How do you know it's impossible. Xiao Zheng chuckled and said, "Wife, let me ask, if you are a designer, will you think about how to expose women, how to attract people, and how to design? And even if you want to, can you design it?"

"This ......" Song Xiyue didn't say anything for a long time, what Xiao Zheng said was not wrong, even if she wanted to, she probably wouldn't be able to design it, after all, there are too many styles of women's underwear now, and they are particularly tempting.

"Look, you can't design it!" Xiao Zheng looked at Song Xiyue and said again: "I don't blame you if you can't design it, because you are a woman, you don't know what men want, so you can't design it, and you are a woman, you won't think about how to expose women and how to wear them, only men will do this, because women's beauty is shown to men, and men have the most right to speak, except for some Lala, of course!" In a word, all the masters of women's underwear design, in fact, they are indeed hooligans, but they are a group of high-level hooligans with high intelligence and aesthetics. ”

And Song Xiyue is completely petrified there at the moment, and she wants to refute Xiao Zheng, but she can't speak, because what Xiao Zheng said is the Tao!

After a while, Song Xiyue said hatefully: "You are completely crooked, according to what you say, the person who designs women's clothes is either a pervert or a voyeur?"

"Believe it or not, anyway, I told you, only men can fit so many things in their heads, and you women don't have the ability to do so. Xiao Zheng pouted.

At this time, some beauties looked at Xiao Zheng with bright eyes, thinking that such a man was the best man.

There are opposites and positives, and some people appreciate and some people are unhappy, so some women regard Xiao Zheng as the best, and some think he is a big pervert.

Xiao Zheng didn't care, and said with a smile: "You don't have to look at me so strangely, no matter how women dress up, they are all to attract the attention of men!

"And the reason why you choose these sexy underwear to wear on your body is that your man will become a pervert when he sees you, and if he is indifferent, will you feel like a failure?" Xiao Zheng said unapprovingly.

Shame on you!

What a rascal!

But it seems to make sense.

Hearing Xiao Zheng talking nonsense, Song Xiyue wanted to die. She wanted to leave this underwear store immediately, but everyone's eyes fell on her and Xiao Zheng, making her feel as if she weighed a thousand pounds under her feet, and she couldn't move her feet at all.

Compared with Song Xiyue, some other women in the store changed their opinions about him because of Xiao Zheng's words, and the eyes of those women who thought that Xiao Zheng was a pervert also changed when they looked at Xiao Zheng, and those women who were originally sullen and did not dare to look at Xiao Zheng also boldly set their eyes on Xiao Zheng.

For a while, Xiao Zheng attracted much attention!

As Xiao Zheng said, women go to great lengths to choose sexy underwear here, just to please their men in bed, so that their men don't have the energy to go outside to mess with flowers and grass except for paying public food.

"This gentleman is really insightful, and your words are very inspiring to me. ”

As the conversation sounded, an elegant lady walked over. She looked about thirty years old, dressed very decently, without the shyness of the previous girl, but with the unique charm of a mature woman, and looked very shrewd and capable, but there was no lack of warmth, and the simple and soft little coat shortened the distance between her and people a lot.

Seeing that she had successfully attracted everyone's attention, this intellectual beauty said: "As this gentleman said, there are many styles of women's underwear, and women choose underwear simply to cover their shame. Wear healthy, beautiful, and fashionable. And when women choose underwear, they subconsciously want to look good and sexy, but how can they be considered good-looking? This really needs to be said by men. And as far as I know, the world's top lingerie designers are all men, not a single woman! Whether you want to accept this result or not, but it's a fact. ”

Song Xiyue looked at Xiao Zheng in disbelief, how could this bastard know so much about women's underwear, even if the designer was a man, he also knew?

In fact, it's not that Xiao Zheng understands, but who is a woman who will be perverted to the point of how she leaks, how attractive she is, how she makes people commit crimes, how to wear it, only men, and they must be perverted masters, and they will think about these things in their minds. And these are not a problem at all for an old driver like him, who wanders among the flowers.

"Handsome guy, how about you help your sister pick out a set of underwear?" After the intellectual beauty finished speaking, she smiled at Xiao Zheng very charmingly and said.

Xiao Zheng bowed very elegantly and said with a smile: "It's an honor." ”

Saying that Xiao Zheng's very pure expert eyes swept around the shelves, and finally he stopped at a set of white underwear, compared the woman and said: "At my sister's current age, wearing this white dress can reach the point of returning to the basics, I don't think I need to introduce more, right?"

In Xiao Zheng's view, although black is sexier and has a fatal temptation for men in the dark night, it also has to be worn by whom. Women in their twenties wear black to make men react immediately, but women in their thirties may not be able to because they are past the flowering age and are maturing. So now white is their best choice, because white represents innocence and cleanliness, and it can make you look younger when you wear it.

After hearing Xiao Zheng's words, the woman's face showed appreciation: "Thank you!"

Then picked up the underwear that Xiao Zheng had chosen for himself, Xiao Zheng looked at the model the woman was holding, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

When the woman went to the front desk to check out, Xiao Zhengze praised the back: "D cup, papaya type, can already be called a device, and it feels good to look at it." I don't know which animal is blessed tonight!"

And Song Xiyue has never recovered from the shock, and now seeing Xiao Zheng selling out another set of underwear, Song Xiyue only feels that the world is completely messed up! What kind of man is this? And how does he know so much?

Xiao Zheng looked at Song Xiyue with a smile and said, "Wife, do you still buy it?"

"Buy!" Song Xiyue gritted her teeth.

"Okay, then I have to pick the most beautiful one for my wife. Saying that, Xiao Zheng's eyes began to scan the underwear store again, as if he was really choosing underwear for Song Xiyue.

After a long time, Xiao Zheng's gaze fell on a set of purple thong. pants.

So he pulled Song Xiyue and hurriedly walked over: "Wife, this is especially suitable for you!"

Song Xiyue followed Xiao Zheng's hand and looked at it, and suddenly blushed, and scolded: "Pervert!"

"Wife, your mind is too active, and you want to be crooked again. Xiao Zheng looked at Song Xiyue and explained carefully: "Last time, I saw that your set of t-shirt pants was a little unsuitable, and it was ......."

Before Xiao Zheng finished speaking, Song Xiyue's Qianqianyu hand was already pinched on Xiao Zheng's waist!

"Shhh......h

"You still say!" This time Song Xiyue twisted it hard!

"I'll go, you're murdering your husband!" Xiao Zheng grinned and said: "In fact, you are allowed to wear thong-shaped pants because summer is coming, the weather is hot, you wear thong-shaped pants coolly, and more importantly, you have been taking the fashion route, so it is necessary to wear thong-shaped pants for tighter professional clothes or women like you who are always at the forefront of fashion and fashion, not only cool and comfortable in summer, but more importantly, sexy!"

Song Xiyue's face suddenly had a black line, where is this, it's still cool, this is wearing inside, and the outside is wearing clothes, what is cool?

Seeing that Song Xiyue didn't move, Xiao Zheng thought that she recognized her statement, so she said with a fluttering eyebrow: "And in this era, walking on the street, you can even see the thongs and pants on women's bodies, that kind of looming sexiness...... Damn, why are you pinching me again......" Xiao Zheng looked at Song Xiyue very innocently, helping her choose a set of underwear, and she was pinched several times this time.

"Okay, I'm afraid of you, you go out for me now, I'll choose it myself, you don't have to worry about it!" Song Xiyue couldn't wait for a crack to get into at this time, and many beauties around covered their mouths and laughed secretly

"Then how can I do it, I'm your husband, aren't you wearing underwear just for me, I don't choose how to do it. Xiao Zheng said with a serious face!

"You dream, I won't show you a look!" Song Xiyue said hatefully.

"Cut, don't make a fuss, it's not like I haven't seen it, last time you wore that leopard print ......"

"Xiao Zheng, you're going to die!" Song Xiyue heard that her face had lost color, and she reached out to pinch Xiao Zheng again.

Just looking at Song Xiyue's gritted teeth, Xiao Zheng knew that it must not be easy to be pinched, so as soon as he finished speaking, the goods ran out of the smoke.

While running, he turned around and shouted: "Yueyue, that purple thong pants really suit you, sexy, bewitching, if you wear it, it can make me turn into a beast in an instant!"

Song Xiyue suddenly felt embarrassed.

This bastard said this in front of so many people, which made her feel so ashamed.

But in order to show that she was calm, she couldn't escape immediately, and she had to pretend to be very calm and continue to pick out underwear.

After Xiao Zheng came out of Daisanna, he lit a cigarette for himself and smoked it with a comfortable face.

And Song Xiyue was in the underwear store, feeling full of discomfort all over her body, because since Xiao Zheng left, all the women's eyes fell on her!

Even some women went to ask for advice like Song Xiyue, after all, Song Xiyue is Xiao Zheng's wife, Xiao Zheng knows so much, it can only show that his wife is also a master, otherwise how could Xiao Zheng know so much!

In the end, Song Xiyue couldn't resist it, so she directly picked up the color Ding Zi pants that Xiao Zhengjie had chosen, and hurriedly walked to the cash register.

"Miss, this set of underwear is two thousand four hundred yuan. The clerk said with a smile, with a good attitude.

Song Xiyue was stunned when she heard this.

If she remembers correctly, this set of underwear should be 4800 yuan, why did this cashier only say half of the price?

"Shouldn't it be 4800?" Song Xiyue didn't want to take advantage of this money, so she asked sincerely.

"Yes, this beautiful lady, you are right, but just now our shopkeeper saw that your husband has increased the sales of underwear in our store, so he has issued a membership card for you, and you can get a 5% discount on whatever you buy. The cashier looked at Song Xiyue with a smile on her face.

"Oh......" Song Xiyue was stunned.

And so it goes!

She never thought that she would be stained with Xiao Zheng's light and get a 50% discount card!

Just when she was in a state of confusion, the cashier continued to smile and said: "Miss, this membership card is a global limited edition, as long as it is the chain of our store, you can enjoy a 5% discount, please keep this card."

Subsequently, the cashier Xiaomei handed Song Xiyue a VIP membership card.

Song Xiyue swiped Alipay indifferently, and at this moment she didn't know how to describe her mood.

And Xiao Zheng had already lit a second cigarette for himself at this moment, and was smoking it with a comfortable face, his eyes kept looking at the chest and long legs of the woman on the street.

Song Xiyue walked out quickly, just in time to see Xiao Zheng's fascinated look.

glared at Xiao Zheng fiercely, this bastard......

After Xiao Zheng saw Song Xiyue, he hurriedly walked over with a smile: "Wife, did you buy the thong-character pants I introduced to you?"

"You just care about this, scum!" Song Xiyue trembled, and the Holy Maiden Peak on her chest suddenly swelled, looking so tempting.

Xiao Zheng didn't care at all and smiled: "Wife, come and see what style of underwear it is!"

Saying that, Xiao Zheng was about to get the bag in Song Xiyue's hand.

"Don't show you, don't touch me!" After finishing speaking, Song Xiyue walked straight forward!

"Where are you going?" Xiao Zheng shouted from behind.

"Go on! This is just the beginning, I'm tired of you today!" Song Xiyue said through gritted teeth.

"Damn, still shopping?!" Xiao Zheng looked depressed when he heard this.

What does it mean to only buy expensive things and not buy the right ones, and what does it mean to spend money like dirt, Song Xiyue is a good example.

Clothing stores, jewelry stores, bag shops, women's shoe stores, cosmetics ......

Every time she goes to a famous store, Song Xiyue has nothing to lose.

After consumption, she came out empty-handed, followed by Xiao Zheng, who was constantly increasing in large and small bags.

"Yueyue, it's almost!" After working as a coolie for more than a few hours, Xiao Zheng felt that he was shopping here, which was obviously torturing people.

At this time, Xiao Zheng would rather fight with a god-level master than accompany Song Xiyue to continue shopping, which was simply devastating.

Compared with carrying a bag, when Song Xiyue was picking things, when she stood by and waited stupidly, Xiao Zheng was the most depressed, like a second-class follower.

Looking at Xiao Zheng's depressed expression, Song Xiyue's heart was extremely happy, bastard, aren't you able to speak well in the underwear store, let me be embarrassed? Now I'll let you know how good I am!

If Xiao Zheng knew that Song Xiyue treated him like this, it was entirely because of revenge in the underwear store, I don't know how he would feel.

"Want to rest?" Song Xiyue's mouth showed a shallow smile and looked at Xiao Zheng.

Xiao Zheng nodded hurriedly, it was strange that he didn't want to rest, now he understood why men hated shopping with women so much, this was more torturous than any torture!

And it's also strange, those women all look weak, but as long as they go shopping, they can show terrifying physical strength and endurance.

It often tires a big man half to death, and those women still feel unfinished.

"Dream!" Song Xiyue's face suddenly changed: "Where is this, I haven't shopped enough, you wait!"

Xiao Zheng looked at Song Xiyue with a look of fear, and then cried and begged: "Yueyue, you spare me, I beg you, okay?"

But the more he looked like this, the happier and more accomplished Song Xiyue felt in his heart.

So Miss Song waved her hand: "Go on!"

"If you want to shop, you go shopping, I won't be able to die!" Xiao Zheng shook his head vigorously.

"You're really not going?" Song Xiyue's pretty face immediately turned cold.

"Don't go!" Xiao Zheng didn't go to death this time.

"Then stay here, I'll go!" After speaking, Song Xiyue walked directly to the front.

Looking at Song Xiyue's figure, Xiao Zheng sighed heavily, marrying a wife carelessly, killing himself.

In desperation, he had no choice but to drag his heavy body towards Song Xiyue.

Who made you someone's husband, if your wife wants to go shopping, you have to accompany you. Otherwise, Song Xiyue wouldn't have spared him lightly tonight.