Chapter 505: I Straighten the Cuckold Myself

Wang Chen felt that he needed to talk to someone.

As the saying goes, brainstorming, but before he could think of anyone, Lin Yuantu came to the mansion and said that the emperor wanted to see him.

I knew what was going on with my toes, but Wang Chen wanted to stabilize the emperor at the moment, changed his clothes and followed Lin Yuantu into the palace.

Not surprisingly, it is really related to the game.

Looking at Zhao Defang, who stayed up all night with two eyes like pandas, Wang Chen sighed slightly in his heart, and said I don't want to hurt you like this, but ah, sometimes I have to do it.

After solving the problem, Wang Chen said goodbye: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty will let the imperial chef boil some tofu soup and eat it before sleeping, staying up late is not good for your health, don't stay up late in the future." ”

"Good teacher. Zhao Defang said absent-mindedly.

Wang Chen told him a thousand times: "You must ask the imperial chef to make tofu soup for you, has the waiter in the forest written it down?"

Lin Yuantu next to him hurriedly said: "Remember." ”

There were many kitchens in the palace of the Song Dynasty, which one was the imperial kitchen? If the plaque at the door reads "Tang Kitchen", it is the kitchen where the princes and ministers cook. If it says "Hallym Division", it is the kitchen where Hallym cooks. Only the word "Imperial Kitchen" is clearly written on the plaque, and that is the place where the emperor cooks.

That's right, the imperial kitchen signboard of the Song Dynasty is as simple as that, it does not write "imperial dining room", nor does it write "imperial kitchen", only the words "imperial kitchen".

Therefore, the imperial kitchen that Wang Chen just mentioned did not refer to the cooks, but to a place similar to the "imperial dining room" of the Qing Dynasty, such as the imperial kitchen of the Song Dynasty, there were 200 cooks alone, in addition to 30 miscellaneous servants who selected vegetables, side dishes, carried water and cleaned, 30 waiters who served tea and rice to the emperor's table, and four nutritionists who specially matched recipes for the emperor, adding up to a total of 264. The main duty of the more than 200 staff members is to wait for the emperor's food, and even the queen mother is not qualified to let them wait, unless there is a special order.

So who will cook the meals for the queen mother and queen? Like the other concubines in the palace, they have to arrange their own food. Of course, when I say that the harem concubines arrange their own diet, I don't mean that they personally make spoons, Shandong Lu Opera "Xia Chenzhou": "I heard that the old bag is going out of Beijing, and he is busy with the East and West Palaces, the East Palace Niangniang bakes flatbreads, and the West Palace Niangniang peels the green onions...... "That's opera, not history, but that they will arrange eunuchs and palace maids with outstanding skills to do it, or hire cooks from outside the palace at their own expense." The harem has a fixed monthly salary, which includes the money to hire a cook.

The imperial chef does not cook for the harem, in fact, it is the blessing of the harem, because the chef in the imperial kitchen likes to watch people put dishes on the plate, and cooking for the emperor is very careful, and cooking for others will inevitably cut corners. The emperor of the Song Dynasty feasted the ministers, and sometimes let the imperial chef go into battle, but as a result, either the choice of dishes was not clean, or the amount of each dish was too small.

The "History of the Song Dynasty" records as follows: "Or at the end of the feast, there is still a desire to burn."

It probably means that the banquet is over, and the stomach is still deflated.

Just thinking of the Queen Mother, there was news of Queen Song, who was promoted to Queen Mother.

As soon as he walked to the corner, a female official said respectfully: "Your Palace, the Queen Mother is invited." ”

Wang Chen was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart What is the Empress Dowager Song looking for herself? And aren't you afraid of people gossiping? But since the other party asked people to invite, it didn't seem good not to go, so he hummed, nodded and said, "Lead the way ahead." ”

"Yes, Your Majesty. The female official stepped forward.

Wang Chen was still thinking about the migration of millions of people.

Unconsciously, the two came to the palace where the Queen Mother was.

Before he walked in, there was a clear singing voice, singing as if Wang Chen had plagiarized Liu Yong's "Butterfly Loves Flowers": "...... In the afterglow of the grass-colored smoke, who would be speechless, and planned to get drunk with his madness, and sing about wine, and the strong music was tasteless. I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I will make people haggard for Yixiao......"

At the end of the song, Wang Chen had already come to the edge of the garden, and saw the Empress Dowager Song sitting there with her eyes closed and listening to an unexpected person singing, this unexpected person was actually Li Yu's wife Xiao Zhouhou!

How did she end up here?

A trace of doubt flashed in Wang Chen's head, but his movements were not slow at all, and he clapped his hands and exclaimed: "Okay!

Xiao Zhouhou hurriedly got up and bowed and said, "I've seen the palace marshal." ”

Wang Chen nodded slightly.

At the same time, the Empress Dowager Song also opened her eyes and said with a smile: "I haven't seen the palace handsome for a long time." ”

Wang Chen smiled: "It's okay." ”

The two chatted for a few words, and a maid brought a chair for Wang Chen to sit down.

After sitting down, Wang Chen asked, "How did Mrs. Zheng Guo live here?"

Xiao Zhouhou pointed to Li Yu, who was drinking stuffy tea in the pavilion in the distance, and replied, "The Queen Mother called me into the palace, and I came with the officials." ”

Wang Chen glanced at Li Yu in the distance, and snorted, "The terroir of Jingshi and Jinling is not the same, but are you still used to it?"

Xiao Zhou said generously: "This place of peace is my hometown." ”

Talented girl.

Looks good and beautiful.

Look at how cultured this is.

Wang Chen couldn't help but sigh in his heart, to tell the truth, he was very envious that Li Yu could get such a beautiful and cultured wife, after all, Xiao Zhouhou's beauty was even a little inferior to that of the Empress Dowager Song, so to speak, among the women Wang Chen had seen, there was no more beautiful than Xiao Zhouhou.

Especially this emerald green outfit is not something that ordinary people can control.

Well, Li Yu's green hat sitting in the pavilion is also very good-looking, Wang Chen glanced at it again, no way, Li Yu and Xiao Zhouhou both like emerald green, so the clothes on their bodies, the outfits, are often emerald green.

No, maybe the sun is a little big today, and Li Yu also wears a green hat to shade the sun when he goes out.

What a riot!

Wang Chen almost burst out laughing.

Perhaps seeing Wang Chen holding back his laughter, the Empress Dowager Song blinked and said: "The palace marshal was not so happy to see me in the past, and today when I see Mrs. Zheng Guo, I will smile, too, since ancient times, heroes love beauties, but it is a pity that Mrs. Zheng Guo has long been married to the disobedient marquis, and I am afraid that the palace marshal can only watch from afar." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Zhouhou's face suddenly turned red, "The Queen Mother laughed." ”

Wang Chen, who is in power, doesn't have to be cautious at all, and laughs and said: "Everyone has a love for beauty, even if Mrs. Zheng Guo is the wife of a disobedient marquis, what's wrong with me appreciating her beauty?"

"I heard that the palace marshal is amazingly brilliant, so why not take advantage of the excitement to write a poem?" said the Empress Dowager Song teasingly.

Women, they always like to compare, especially if you praise another one, the Empress Dowager Song is the same, slightly tasted, not that she has any thoughts about Wang Chen, but she just didn't hear praise herself.

Wang Chen originally wanted to refuse, but suddenly saw Xiao Zhouhou looking at him with autumn waves, his heart jumped, and he felt that the other party had something unusual about him, and he couldn't help but look at it twice.

Xiao Zhouhou is indeed very beautiful and has a good figure, otherwise Li Yu would not be angry with Da Zhouhou for Xiao Zhouhou.

It's a lie to say that you don't have greed.

As long as it is a man, he will have a reverie for beautiful women.

Wang Chen is no exception, he was not going to chant poetry against him, but after seeing Xiao Zhouhou's expression, he said with a sigh: "It's okay, it's a beautiful day, I'll make a poem." ”

Who in the Great Song Dynasty now doesn't know that it is difficult to find a poem by Wang Chen, and now when I hear that he is really willing to compose lyrics, even the Empress Dowager Song, who teased her before, is also interested, "Oh? ”

Xiao Zhou also showed a careful listening move.

Wang Chen didn't speak immediately, but closed his eyes and pondered...... Well, which song is a good tribute.

Xiao Zhou Hou seems to be a little interesting to himself?

Although many men sometimes think like this when they see women looking at themselves, Wang Chen really feels that Xiao Zhouhou's expression and demeanor towards him are different from those of the Empress Dowager Song.

Men, if a woman likes herself, whether she is beautiful or ugly, her heart will swell.

Wang Chen is in this state now, he thinks that he should come up with a poem that strives for perfection, the question is what kind of subject matter is good? Directly praise Xiao Zhouhou for being beautiful? This seems to be okay, but it is too clichΓ©, and it must be praised fresh and refined.

Eh, wait, there is!

After thinking about it, Wang Chen opened his eyes and said slowly: "My poem is called "Dingfeng Waves: Far Away to Present the Disobedient Hou Lingzheng Zheng Guo Lady". ”

Empress Dowager Song couldn't see her joy or anger.

However, Xiao Zhouhou's face became more ruddy and looked a little shy.

Wang Chen stood up, put his hands behind his back, and asked, "I don't know what Mrs. Zheng Guo's name is?"

Xiao Zhouhou was a little twisted and said: "The slave's surname is Zhou Mingwei, and the word is Nuying." ”

"Good name. Wang Chen casually boasted, "Disobeying the order of Hou Lingzheng is called Nuying, surnamed Zhou, with beautiful eyebrows, good at coping, and living in Guangling." Disobeying the order of the Hou into the palace to face the Queen Mother, Yu asked Nuying: 'Bianjing terroir, should it be bad?' Nuying said: "This place of peace is my hometown." Because of the word cloud. ”

As he spoke, several maids of the Empress Dowager Song immediately copied it down.

This probably means that the reason for writing this poem is, after all, the other party is Li Yu's wife, no matter how superficial the vulgar etiquette is, it is still necessary, otherwise it is easy to fall into the hands of others.

Sure enough, when the Empress Dowager Song heard it, she bowed her head and said, "The palace marshal has a heart." ”

Xiao Zhou didn't say anything, still staring at Wang Chen.

Wang Chen cleared his throat and said: "I often envy the jade lang in the world, and Tianying should beg and point to the girl." As far as the song goes, the wind rises, and the snow flies and the sea becomes cool. When he returned from thousands of miles, he smiled and smiled, and when he smiled, he still had the fragrance of Lingmei. I asked Bianjing if it was good, but he said: This place of peace is my hometown!"

After the word stopped, the Empress Dowager Song exclaimed: "Seconds! The words of the palace marshal are really wonderful!"

The original name of this poem was "Dingfeng Bo, the South China Sea Returns to Wang Dingguo's Servant Yu Niang" is Su Shi wrote to his good friend Wang Gongge's female rou slave's appearance and talent, and focused on praising her beautiful sentiments and noble character, the first film always writes about the external beauty of rounu, and the next film depicts its inner beauty by writing rounu's return to the north.

It can be said that a poem writes all about a woman's external beauty and inner beauty, and only praises the kind in heaven, but there is no place to exceed etiquette, and it will not fall into people's handles, and by the way, he also praised Li Yu.

This poem is just in time for the occasion, Wang Chen has just "returned from afar", and Li Yu can be regarded as a "handsome guy" among the ancients.

As soon as this poem was completed, Xiao Zhou sighed again: "Dianshuai's poems are a must in my Great Song Dynasty, and I am afraid that Li will be inferior to the immortals." ”

Wang Chen was fluttering, he laughed and waved his hand and said modestly: "Poetry is a small way." ”

Empress Dowager Song said: "The palace marshal is humble. She paused, "Mrs. Zheng Guo, you should step back first, I still have something to say with the palace marshal." ”

"Good. Xiao Zhou leaned over and was about to say goodbye, but suddenly she blinked her eyes and said, "Since the last goodbye, the officials miss the palace marshal very much, and today we finally met each other, can the slave family ask the queen mother to let the palace marshal and my officials catch up a few words?"

The Empress Dowager Song didn't think much about it, thinking that the literati sympathized with each other, and said, "Okay." ”

Wang Chen's heart immediately raced, knowing that Xiao Zhou might have something to say to him alone.

Why?

It's a very simple truth, Li Yu hates that he is too late, when will he miss it?

So Xiao Zhou said this to himself later, obviously he had something to say.

Wang Chen pretended to be confused, and he didn't break it, and said, "Empress Dowager Lao wait for a while." ”

"It's okay, the palace marshal will go back quickly. Empress Dowager Song said.

After all, the Empress Dowager Song is a woman who lives alone, even if Li Yu enters the palace with Xiao Zhouhou, it is inconvenient to sit and talk together, so she can only stay in the pavilion.

It's quite far, hundreds of meters.

Xiao Zhou raised his steps and walked forward slowly.

Wang Chen put his hands behind his back and shoulders together.

No one spoke a hundred meters in front of him, and it was not until he confirmed that others could not hear him, and then Xiao Zhou said softly: "At three o'clock tonight, the slave family is waiting for the palace marshal in the teahouse outside the Hou Mansion." ”

That's right!

I do have something to say to myself!

also took the initiative to invite, is it to date yourself?

For a while, Wang Chen thought about it, although he knew that Xiao Zhouhou was not a fuel-efficient lamp, but the beauty was invited, or at night, and it was fake not to think nonsense, he immediately agreed: "Okay, I will definitely go to the appointment." ”

Xiao Zhouhou blushed and added, "Don't bring outsiders here." ”

Wang Chen definitely won't bring it, "I know." ”

Then neither of them said anything more.

Come to the vicinity of the pavilion.

Li Yu found Wang Chen for the first time, pursed his lips, and looked a little unhappy, of course, now he doesn't dare to argue with Wang Chen like before, after all, everyone knows Wang Chen's status and power today, he just stubbornly said: "I've seen the palace marshal." ”

Wang Chen smiled and said, "It's polite to disobey the order." ”

Xiao Zhouhou said happily: "Official, the palace marshal just made a poem, how about you listen to it?"

"Oh. Li Yu actually didn't want to hear it, but he couldn't help but give Wang Chen face, the form was not up to others.

Xiao Zhouhou has a good memory, and retold the words that Wang Chen just copied.

After listening to it, Li Yu, who was not very happy, instantly smiled, after all, Wang Chen praised him in the poem, and he couldn't help but be very polite to Wang Chen for the first time: "The palace marshal praised it falsely, and Li Mou didn't dare to be called Yuzhuolang." ”

Wang Chen was thinking about dating Xiao Zhouhou at night, and he was a little weak in the face of his husband, and said politely: "No, tell the truth." ”

Li Yu was in a good mood: "If you want me to say that the palace commander is the jade Zhuolang who looks like Pan An." ”

The two flattered each other a few words.

In the end, Wang Chen was touted by the other party and didn't know what to say, well, Li Yu's cultural level is too high, and Wang Chen really can't compare to the words of the touter, so he had to have an idea, "The green hat you wear is so good-looking, eh, it's going to be blown off by the wind, I'll help you straighten it out, right?"

Li Yu laughed and stretched out his hand and said, "Don't work hard to be handsome, I'll straighten the green hat myself." ”

Sure enough, it's right, awesome!

Said the Seventh Maniac

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