Longhu Street,

I don't know when the entrance and end of the street are marked with a no-entry mark, and pedestrians stop at the excuse, resulting in no one traveling on Longhu Street.

At the same time as the pedestrian stopped, even the shops were closed, and it was not normal to be in this Longhu Street, which is open all day even for the Chinese New Year.

Longhu Street is mostly old houses, and most of the shopkeepers are the original owners of the houses, and few rent them out, so how can they think of closing the door for a holiday in their own houses.

What's more, it's not the right time.

Jiang Tianshi originally wanted to find a few card friends to continue last night's battle, but he was not old-hearted, and his energy was nowhere to go, and he had no intention of practicing the Tiger Technique under the blows of his son and granddaughter, and he could only use the Rescue Technique with one hand.

And the rescue technique has practiced his excellent physical fitness, his energy is getting stronger and stronger, his wife died early, and there is nowhere to vent, only by constantly playing cards and reading novels can he save his boring life.

knocked on Lao Wang's door next door for a long time, but no one answered.

Then I found Lao Zhang, who sold skewers on the street, but the old man was still not there, his wife was not there, and none of the family was there.

"What's going on?

Jiang Tianshi returned home bored, and watched "The Innocence of the Evil Youth" boredly, but for a moment he forgot the distress of not being able to find someone to play cards.

When he saw the rise, he unconsciously agreed: "Well said, a man should only one woman for the rest of his life, but I didn't expect that your brother Long is also a lover like me." ”

After speaking, he looked around, and suddenly he didn't know who this sentence was talking about, and the decades of desire to survive were useless for a while.

"Ah, it's so boring, how can a group of old guys play missing collectively. It's so sad for me. It's not like there's something to hide from me!Phew, a bunch of old stuff bosses are still playing isolated. ”

The more Jiang Tianshi thought about it, the more angry he became, and he didn't say a word to him when he closed the door collectively, didn't this exclude him?

"Grandpa, come over to Wang, Wang has done an amazing thing. Jiang Wenming shouted happily.

When Jiang Tianshi heard Jiang Wenming's voice, all the melancholy disappeared immediately, and he asked with a smile: "Civilization, where did you go, grandpa is bored to death, tell grandpa what you have done?"

Jiang Wenming smiled proudly, the kind of pride that could bite open a beer bottle with her teeth, and she pulled Jiang Tianshi to the room where the He family's father and son lived.

There was a very sharp voice in the room speaking, this voice was too familiar to him, it was the most basic Dan Xiao in the Divine Tiger Cultivation and Rescue Technique.

"Dogs and monkeys, a monkey lying on a tree, a dog squatting under a tree. The monkey jumped down and hit the dog, and the dog flipped up and bit the monkey. I don't know if it's a monkey biting a dog, or a dog biting a monkey. ”

An extremely fast tongue twister came from the room.

Jiang Tianshi was quite shocked when he heard it, my God, not only did he have a round speech, but he also said a tongue twister, which is faster than my tongue.

Jiang Tianshi walked into the room, only to see He Xuyou and He Xinzhi were pleasantly surprised to test the newly learned Danxiao, Danxiao needed to breathe harder, so He Xuyou's voice was wheezing.

When He Xinzhi saw Jiang Tianshi coming in, he immediately got up and thanked: "Heavenly Master, your family's hard work is amazing, I must have been able to say tongue twisters now." ”

"It's all taught by Master Jiang well. "Why do you need to answer at this time?

When Jiang Tianshi heard that Master Jiang thought it was him, he blurted out: "I haven't had time to teach it yet." ”

Jiang Wenming was quite useful to Master Jiang for why he needed to have this, in fact, not only Jiang Tianshi in the family was hit by Jiang Wenming and Jiang Zhihu's self-confidence, but even Jiang Wenming was inadvertently hit by Jiang Zhihu.

She always asked her grandfather, how was Uncle Sick Tiger when she was four years old, how was Uncle Sick Tiger when she was five years old, how was Uncle Sick Tiger when she was six years old? Competitiveness was cultivated from a young age.

Although he couldn't raise his head in front of Jiang Sick's tiger-like strength, he was not willing to fall like Jiang Tianshi.

Their relationship is not only for their families, but they don't plan to catch up with the first place in the last place, but the second place in the test will always think that the gap between themselves and the first place is very small.

In fact, in essence, one is very clear about self-awareness, and the other is blind confidence in himself, blindly confident that the gap between the second place and the first place is just one, but he doesn't know that the reason why the first place is only the first place is because he has no goal that can be surpassed.

Jiang Wenming jumped up and put his arm on Jiang Tianshi's shoulder, poked Jiang Tianshi's face full of collagen, and said, "Grandpa, Wang is what he said about Master Jiang." ”

Only then did Jiang Tianshi remember that Jiang Wenming was going to take him to see something amazing, and it turned out that he had taught him why there should be Danxiao.

He Xuyou licked and said: "That's right, it's right, Master Jiang who is better than blue." ”

Jiang Wenming nodded like a woodpecker foraging, "That's right, that's it." ”

Jiang Tianshi asked curiously, "How long did it take him to learn this, five hours?"

He counted the time, and it should be about that.

Jiang Wenming shook his head inscrutablely, and seeing this, Jiang Tianshi guessed again: "Four hours." ”

Shaking his head.

"Three hours?"

Jiang Wenming said helplessly: "Grandpa, if you ask Wang again, Wang doesn't know, because Wang can't look at his watch at all." ”

Why did he interject at this time: "About an hour and a half." ”

Jiang Tianshi held his forehead with one hand and his temple with the other, which was faster than Jiang Sick Tiger, who had studied for five bells and unconsciously suffered another inhuman blow on the road of martial arts.

He comforted himself that Dan Xiao's comparison is not a talent, as long as he remembers the rate of breathing, this comparison is just memory, this kid just has a better memory than himself, so he doesn't see everyone who is more talented in martial arts than himself.

Then several people had lunch together, during which He Xinzhi asked a few more questions about Danxiao, but in terms of how to learn, He Xinzhi didn't even ask why he needed to have it.

After all, he has to pay tuition for his studies!

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Longhu Street, Lao Zhang's home.

The three of them gathered around a round table, plotting something word by word.

The curtains were all closed, and the light was cut out, but despite this, as if they hadn't paid the electricity bill, the three of them just didn't turn on the lights.

At this moment, another man came in, this man with a candle in his hand, and the other three did not want to have light, but when they saw the comer, they accommodated.

The person who came was an ordinary-looking human being, and he had one, two, and three ...... on his body Fifteen pieces of clothing, as if they were afraid of the cold.

His clothes are short-sleeved plus shirt and short-sleeved shirt, which is matched, and there is no layering of dressing at all.

The candle reached the three people in front of the round table, and the light suddenly filled their cheeks, only to realize that none of them were human.

One has a hairy head, fangs and a mouth like a monkey, but his body is extremely muscular, not the size of an ordinary monkey, but the size of an adult.

The second one seemed to be standing, looking about two meters and a half, with a head and neck like a snake, but under the body was a human figure.

But the last one is the body of a horse, the human head, not the centaur in the movie, because he doesn't have a pair of hands that can pull the bow and arrows.

"Castor 012, why are you dressed like that. The smuggler asked.

Castor 012, the only one present who looked to be a human, pulled his clothes, "When I came to country Z, the box was too important to add 86 pounds, so I had no choice but to wear all the extra clothes on my body, a full fifteen kilograms." ”

The man with the body of the man said disdainfully: "Then why don't you take it off when you get off the plane, and show off the wisdom of your plant like us?"

"Yo, it's been discovered, Lucas Horse 001. Castor 012 didn't hear Alexandre Dumas's sarcasm, but felt that he was praising him.

"It's really a clever move, but it's a pity that I can't be a human plane in my life. The snake-headed man spit out the snake letter and said with admiration and regret.

The monkey man asked, "Can't you afford the shipping fee for your subsidy?"

Castor 012 said affectionately: "I have a new girlfriend, he is my five hundred and eighty-first girlfriend, a woman with noble blood, because of the high price of dating her, I have recently begun to be frugal even with shipping fees. I really want to go back and photosynthesize with them. ”

Lucasma 001 teased again: "The girlfriend you're talking about, it can't be those ferns, right? You plant your girlfriends together, won't they be jealous? Oh, I forgot, they seem to be a group of hermaphroditic ferns, maybe not girlfriends at all, boyfriends." ”

Castor 012 fell into deep thought after hearing this, and retorted very seriously: "Lucas Ma 001, I don't think what you said is right, they are just ferns, so they won't be jealous." There's nothing wrong with being hermaphrodites, but we ferns never think on the lower half of our bodies. ”

You know they're just ferns!

"I really envy you, I can buy a girlfriend, whether it is in country Y or Z, it is forbidden to raise monkeys, and I can't go to the zoo, I can only watch the animal world. The monkey-headed man said enviously.

Lucasma 001 found that there was really no way to communicate with this group of people, their intelligence seemed to stop at preschool, they couldn't hear their sarcasm at all, and said that their words were completely ignored.

Lucasma 001 slapped the table and said angrily: "Comrades, we have crossed the entire Eurasian continent on foot, not to discuss the issue of reproduction. Golden Monkey 035, Rattlesnake 028, Castor 012, now give me a serious discussion, our actions cannot be missed, this is a major matter related to the demise of the general race. ”

"Yes. ”

"Yes. ”

"Yes. ”

Lucasma 001 nodded, although the wisdom did not reach the passing line, there was nothing to say in obedience, there were not too many thoughts in the mind, compared to people, it was much simpler.

"Then for tonight's operation, as the commander, it is necessary for me to make an overall plan. Now let's decide on the action code, because it's to find someone with the same ability as my father, so this time the action code is [Tadpole]. ”