Chapter 812: Don't Move! I now suspect that you are a retard

But......

The question of where to hold this ultimate bachelor's night party became a problem.

Da Ming asked Shen Lu about this 'land snake', but she didn't know, so she directly asked Ye Zhi's opinion.

When Ye Zhi heard the news, he was speechless for a moment, "What melon skin? Shen Lulu, are you single now? What kind of fun are the scholars doing? Da Ming is too, he is about to get married and is still single......

"That's why I got married. ”

"Although the security in this neighborhood is not bad, if there are no boys, it is better to find a relatively safe place to open. ”

"That's why I came to ask you. ”

"I don't think there's a safer place than my own home. ”

"Huh?"

"It's good to open it in your house, and the place is big enough. ”

"But there's no alcohol, no stereos, no DJs. ”

Ye Zhi pointed his thumb at himself, looking very proud, "Isn't this me, these little things will be left to me." ”

There is a conspiracy!

Seeing that this guy actually took the initiative to say that he wanted to help, Shen Lu subconsciously felt that things were not simple, but she couldn't say what the problem was, and squinted her eyes, "Do you guys have any conspiracy?

"How could it be! That's absolutely non-existent. ”

"I can't trust you. ”

"Don't say that, you have a bachelor party at home, and we can have a party outside. ”

"Hehe, I know. ”

"No deal?"

"I don't. ”

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Let me be alone at home, and you go out to wander by yourself?

"It just happens to be a DJ, so you can make a cameo, Daming shouldn't mind......"

"I don't mind. ”

Shen Lu didn't seem to hear Ye Zhi's protest at all, "But if you have a party, it won't be fun if there are fewer people, so it's better to call Xiaoqing and them to come, by the way, ask Sister Luoluo if she can come." ”

"Hey, Shen Lulu, can you listen to me?"

"No, you can't. ”

Ye Zhi clenched his fists and slapped the table angrily, "I refuse to participate in your bachelorette party, a group of you women, just me as a man, and you still want to be a DJ?"

"Do you really mind?"

"Of course. ”

"Okay, then I'll go out and get a DJ and come back. Shen Lu was a little disappointed, "I originally wanted to give you a chance to perform well in front of IZ's young ladies, but you didn't want to." ”

Ye Zhi was silent for a long time, slowly raised his hand, made a gesture to point the gun, and aimed it at Shen Lulu, "Don't move! I suspect you now that you are a mentally retarded." ”

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Just pointed to Shen Lu's temple, Ye Zhi's arm was framed by the whole body, and it was an over-the-shoulder fall.

Ye Zhimei lay on the ground with a smile, "What is the good performance in front of that group of small pit goods, I already have a new love now, and I will wait for a wave of Asian idol auditions next year, tsk~~~ I really feel looking forward to it." ”

"You really want to think, IZ, you just leave it alone, didn't you pick it up in the first place?

Ye Zhi sat up, was 'startled', and then suddenly retorted seriously, "What did you say, why am I a scumbag, it is Ye Zhi who is holding IZ, what does it have to do with me Yezi?"

???

Shen Lu was silent for a long time, "Pig head, you are a melon skin." ”

"There's a problem with your logic, since I'm a pig's head, how can I be a melon skin?"

"You can have both. ”

"No, I can't. ”

"You can. ”

The moment Shen Lu's foot stepped on Ye Zhi's instep, he was relieved, "Okay, I can ...... In fact, the main reason is that there are few obedient melon peels in IZ, and they are all skinned to death, and Nana sauce is still cute. ”

"Hehe~~~ How can you be obedient?"

"Of course, it's obedient, like those girls in the anime, let them do whatever they want. ”

"What anime are you watching?"

"Hypnosis Academy、Masterpieces like the house guard.。 ”

???

Shen Lu found that she had known Ye Zhidu for so long, but she still often couldn't keep up with the train of thought, and some strange rankings would always pop up in his mouth, the kind of anime she had never heard of at all.

But when it came to Ye Zhi's obscene expression, she felt that it would definitely not be a good thing.

Shen Lu squinted his eyes and pointed at Ye Zhi with his finger, "Say, Guapi, do you have any intentions for them?"

"What is a strange rabbit?"

"Don't digress, you know what I'm talking about. Seeing that Ye Zhi didn't speak, Detective Shen Lu directly solved the case, "Hmph! Do you think I'm old now and want to find a young and beautiful little sister?!"

β€œemmmmm…… It's really old, after all, it's an old woman in Bensan, and it should be considered to change it. ”

"Yikes!"

"Don't you want to hear that? Even if I say no, you'll contradict me. ”

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There's nothing wrong with it, but it's still uncomfortable to hear this kind of thing from your mouth. Shen Lu was like a deflated balloon, and she really barely won the bickering.

However, Ye Zhi continued as if he didn't see it, "But this IZ is actually not young, I think it's definitely the era of the entertainment industry in the future, next year, more young people will come to campaign." ”

"Aren't you afraid of the death penalty to start?"

"Young. ”

"It's 9102 next year, after the first batch of eggs, they are all 18 or 19 years old, and the younger ones, 16 or 17 years old are almost ready to go on stage, tsk, it's not me who said, you look at the speed of their development, it's no problem at all, think about it, next year it's 9102, and in another year it's 0202, don't they look at us just like we look at the post-60s?"

Heart-piercing......

It hurts!

"You're a big carrot. ”

"Why are you so focused on watching an idol? Do you think you're getting a wife?"

"I'm curious about what your view of mate selection is now. ”

"It's very simple, find a stupid fufu who likes my yellow-faced woman and you're done. ”

"Am I stupid?!Damn! I'm not at the point where I'm a yellow-faced woman!"

But I remembered Ye Zhi's words just now.

Shen Lu really feels that she is old, think about it, the post-20s are going to be born, and the post-90s are indeed at the age of becoming fathers and mothers.

Although he has just graduated, his friends who are getting married one after another.

"Pig head, will we get married next year?"

"What's the matter? You little broken shoes still want to find someone else. ”

"Smack!"

A slap was thrown on Ye Zhi's back, "Speak well!"

"What else do you think I should say?"

"I mean ......"