"For ...... Why?"

After Lu Xiaobu was shot and fell to the ground, he desperately covered his wound with his hands, trying to stop the blood from flowing out, and then looked at Sekiya Kamigoro in disbelief.

What the heck?

Aren't we in the same group? Am I not a traitor? What are you beating me for? I'm afraid it's not the wrong script?!

"I have mastered all the secrets of the victory of the Chinese army, and a traitor like you will either leak our important information in the end, or be bribed by others, or be their undercover agent.

At the very least, if you don't have any skills, you will be held back, so before you make a big mistake, I will kill you first, and those mistakes will not happen!

"Makes sense. Lu Xiaobu nodded subconsciously when he heard this, and then thought about it, there is a yarn truth in this.

"Taijun, I am wronged, I am loyal to the Great Neon Empire, I have made great contributions! I have shed blood for the Emperor and made meritorious contributions to the Empire, I want to see the commander. ”

Lu Xiaobu could only explain desperately, and then seemed to think of something, as if grasping a life-saving straw, "Taijun, I still have use value! I have a little aunt, who is thirty-eight years old, and can be a wife for Taijun." ”

"Bang. ”

As soon as Lu Xiaobu finished speaking, Guan Gu directly fired another shot, directly killing him, and then said silently, "Do you think your treacherous plan will succeed?!"

It is a pipe dream to try to corrupt my iron will with beauty tricks! You must know that I am under the guidance of my teachers every day in the island country. ”

After watching this scene, Tu Feiyuan began to clap his hands in amazement, "Amazing, Guan Gujun deserves to be the ultimate weapon cultivated by our Great Neon Empire!"

Sure enough, the thinking was clear, and the action was decisive, even if it had just arrived, the hidden danger of our headquarters was solved at once! From then on, my great neon empire was worry-free. ”

"Hey, Tufei Yuanjun has won the award, this is just a trivial matter, our real opponents are those anti-Japanese heroes! These traitors are not worth mentioning. When Guan Gu heard this, he said as if he was not proud at all.

Tu Feiyuan seemed to be very confident when he heard this, and said, "Regarding Gu Jun's help, those anti-Japanese heroes are simply not worth mentioning, we will definitely be able to fight a beautiful counterattack in the last year!"

Guan Gu bowed when he heard this and said, "Of course, but I rushed here from Neon, and it was inevitable that there would be some fatigue on the way, so I asked Tufei Yuanjun to arrange a place for me to stay!

Tu Feiyuan instructed the soldier standing next to him, "No problem! Ozawa, you go and arrange a place for Guan Gujun to live." ”

"Hey!" Ozawa immediately gave a 90-degree bow and trotted out of the office.

Guan Gu seemed to think of something at this time, and asked with some doubts, "By the way, Tufei Yuanjun, I haven't understood one thing all along, why do we two neon people communicate in Mandarin instead of Japanese?"

"Alas, Guan Gujun, although the two of us are neon people, we are now on the land of Huaguo, so isn't it normal to speak Chinese?

There is a saying in China, it is called following the customs of the locals, Guan Gujun, although you have rich theoretical knowledge, there are some things that you still need to continue to learn. ”

When Tu Feiyuan heard this, he said as a matter of course.

When Guan Gu heard this, he looked like he was, and nodded: "Sao Ga, sure enough, I have lived to learn all the time!

But we all speak Mandarin, so why do we need a translator? And we're all fat people. ”

Tu Feiyuan replied in a dignified manner, "Guan Gujun, as a successful person, how can there be no translator around?

It's because we want to make sure that we don't get fooled by beauty and finally make the right judgment. ”

Guan Gu looked like what you said was very reasonable, and nodded, "Si Gu, Tu Fei Yuanjun is worthy of being a senior in the War of Resistance Against Japan! I actually know so much, sure enough, I have a lot to learn." ”

Guan Gujun was humble. ”

Guan Gu seemed to think of something at this time, and said to Tu Fei Yuan, "By the way, Tu Fei Yuanjun, please send the flower girl that the traitor said just now to my room." ”

"Huh?" Tu Feiyuan looked puzzled when he heard this, "Guan Gu-kun, why is this? Didn't you say that this is a beauty trick they used to corrupt your will?"

Guan Gu looked like he should have heard this, "That's right, it's because it's a beauty trick, that's why I asked you to send her to my room!"

Just like what Tufei Yuanjun said just now, although I have rich theoretical knowledge, I still need to learn more.

Although I have been trained by various teachers in Neon, I think that Chinese women are different from our teachers!

So I want to get to know each other closely, know what their beauty plan looks like, and know myself and the other. ”

"Si Guyan, Guan Gujun is really far-sighted! I will have someone send her to your room immediately, but I am afraid that ......" Tu Feiyuan said as if there was something unspeakable behind him.

Guan Gu seemed to see what he wanted to say, and said very confidently, "Don't worry, I have a will like steel, and it is impossible to be corrupted by them, hahaha......"

And on the other side, on the frontal battlefield.

The Japanese machine-gun tongues were constantly strafing the battlefield, and Zhang Wei's ancestor Zhang Xiaowei was coquettish on the battlefield.

As long as he is fast enough, the bullets will never catch up with him.

Each time, he could only hit a place near him, and finally, Zhang Xiaowei, who was wearing the uniform of the martial arts engineering team, jumped into the trench of the Japanese army at once.

The Japanese soldiers who were eating next to him were stunned, Zhang Xiaowei was quick-eyed, and directly said that the devils snatched the grenades from them when they were in a daze, and accurately threw them into their shell boxes.

In an explosion, Zhang Xiaowei turned around and silently left the battlefield.

But just as he hadn't taken two steps, he seemed to hear something behind him, and took out his pistol and drove straight ahead.

Under the violent shaking of Zhang Xiaowei's hand, the disemboweled bullet directly turned a corner and hit the only surviving devil behind him.

Don't ask why you don't look back and shoot, because real men never look back at explosions.

After Zhang Wei finished this paragraph, everyone in the real-world love apartment finally couldn't sit still, "Nani, Zhang Wei, what's the difference between what you did and what Yifei did just now? This is a sci-fi short film at all!"

Zeng Xiaoxian also said indignantly when he heard this: "That's it, do you think it's a game? Bullets can still turn? Even if it's a game, you have to open it before you can turn it!"

You're just hanging it! And you won't buy it for me!"

Why are you two so powerful, but I'm so obscene!

Hu Yifei also agreed with this when he heard this, "That is, there is no principle at all for such a thing as a bullet turning!"

And hearing Hu Yifei's words, everyone looked at her again, as if your bullet didn't turn when you said it just now.

Hu Yifei saw everyone's eyes and felt a little weak, and then said forcefully, "Actually, there is a principle for bullet turns!"

When Guan Gu heard this, he didn't believe it at all and said, "What is your principle? Yifei, don't think that I am an art student and can lie to me. ”

Do you think you're playing tennis? You can turn a corner, do you think you're the prince of tennis?

"Yes, Fei Fei, even elementary school students know that it is impossible for a bullet to turn. Tang Youyou also nodded in agreement, although I didn't graduate from elementary school, I also know this bit of common sense!

Hu Yifei stubbornly pulled out an explanation: "The shooter's wrist shook rapidly at the moment when the bullet was discharged, and this shaking gave the bullet a horizontal acceleration, thus forming an arc, which can make the bullet turn, which is the legendary gun fighting technique." ”

“…… Yifei, you're bullying that there are no science students among us, are you?"

Zeng Xiaoxian had an expression when he heard this, you are teasing me, even if everyone who sits there again is a liberal arts, and junior high school physics has also been studied.

With your theory, the junior high school physics teacher will cry, right?!

"I don't care, anyway, Newton can't control China, movies, it's normal to have a little exaggerated component!" ”

Hu Yifei forcibly ended this topic with a wave of his hand, why am I still responsible for solving physics problems when I am already dead?!

Zhang Wei nodded when he heard this, and continued to start his story.

After Zhang Xiaowei killed the devil, he came to a grave and burned paper here.

While burning, Zhang Xiaowei sighed and said, "Grandpa, I killed another regiment of devils today, but this amount can't show my bravery at all!"

And at this time, Zhang Xiaowei's childhood sweetheart Qin Xiaomo came over.

(Voiceover.)

Qin Yumo, wait a minute? Why am I Zhang Wei's childhood sweetheart?

Zhang Wei's plot needs, at this time, I need a vase!)

Qin Xiaomo saw the sad Zhang Xiaowei and comforted, "Xiaowei, people can't be resurrected after death, besides, you have been on so many devils, and your grandfather's spirit in the sky will also rest in peace." ”

When Zhang Xiaowei heard this, he said angrily, "You don't know! When my grandfather was nine years old, he was brutally killed by neon devils, and I hate devils." ”

Hearing this, Qin Xiaomo said helplessly: "But you eliminated one of their divisions." ”

"There must be something wrong with them, we have eliminated hundreds of millions of devils in the hundreds of battles organized in Hengdian over the years.

But the devil is like he can't finish killing them, and there must be something strange about it! If you can't find this, you will never be able to end this war!"

Zhang Xiaowei seemed to have made up his mind: "So I decided to infiltrate the Japanese army headquarters and find this key information! Only in this way can we really win this war!"

"Okay, I'll go with you!" Qin Xiaomo grabbed Zhang Xiaowei's hand and said affectionately, "The mountains are edgeless, the heaven and the earth are together, and only then can you dare to be with you!"

Zhang Xiaowei took Qin Xiaomo's hand and set up a fg: "No, it's too dangerous, you still stay in the base area, and when I come back, I'll buy you a diamond ring." ”

"No, I don't want the diamond ring, I just want you to come back. ”

"A diamond ring as big as a pigeon's egg, don't you want it?" Zhang Wei suddenly asked when he heard this.

"I'll wait for you to come back!"

……

Love apartment.

Hearing this, Qin Yumo couldn't listen anymore, "Zhang Wei, am I such a woman who loses gold in your heart?!"

"No, it's just a fg before going out.,Doesn't the protagonist have to do this kind of thing before he goes out?"

Zhang Wei said that he absolutely didn't mean this, and then asked, "In that case, the diamond ring as big as a pigeon's egg is not needed?"

"Well......" Qin Yumo pondered for a moment when he heard this, and then said, "Then you come back early now." ”

"Damn, Yumo? Are you going to buy you with a diamond ring? And are you cutting to act anti-Japanese? This has become an aunt drama, right?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said with some disdain when he heard this, you women are too realistic, and why did you change from an anti-Japanese drama to an anti-Japanese romance drama?

When Qin Yumo heard the words, he replied, "Teacher Zeng, anyway, we are still fighting hard to kill the enemy on the front field, but you are still in prison." ”

"Heh, that's because you didn't understand my true intentions!" Teacher Zeng smiled obscenely when he heard this, "Actually, I was arrested on purpose!"

At this time, Mr. Zeng began to continue to tell his story.

It turned out that Zeng Xian'er was an underground element, and he lurked in the Demon Capital Beach to find out the secret that the devil could never kill, so he was deliberately arrested, hoping to infiltrate them.

And even under the cruel torture of the enemy's leather whip, candle oil, etc., Zeng Xian'er insisted on not saying a word.

"Shhh Just when Zeng Xian'er was recuperating from her injuries in prison and considering her escape plan, another comrade appeared.

"Hey, Heavenly King Gaidi Tiger. ”

"Chicken stewed mushrooms!" Zeng Xian'er heard this code, and immediately answered it, and then turned over and came to the door, and saw a woman appear in front of him.

"Comrade, are you?" Zeng Xian'er looked at the woman she didn't know and asked a little strangely.

"I am an underground member of the organization planted by Mr. Yi's side, it is his, 17 get 7, 2748, 38 Women's Day, May Day, I don't dare, anyway, it is his many, many aunts and wives. ”

When the woman heard this, she began to count that she was an aunt, but it seemed that she couldn't count it, and then waved her hand to fool her.

When Zeng Xian'er heard this, she was a little embarrassed and said, "Ah, Mr. Yi is greedy for money and lustful, and he actually married so many aunts, comrade, you have worked hard, and you actually want to lurk beside him and be insulted." ”

"Not much, nine in front of me. And it's not hard, I eat well, drink well, and play well every day, and I almost forget about the organization. The woman said that she was not working hard at all, and your worries were completely unnecessary.

When Zeng Xian'er heard this, she smiled even more embarrassedly, "That'...... Dare to ask comrade, what do you call it? What are you doing today?"

"Oh, my name is Chen Xiaomei. Chen Xiaomei introduced herself, and then said with a sad face, "Mr. Yi was killed." ”

"What?!Who killed me? I haven't done it yet! This traitor who has lost his conscience has already been killed!

Oh my God! I'm going to kill the horse he gave me, no, avenge my classmates!" Zeng Xian'er immediately became excited when she heard this.

"By a neon man, if he hadn't been killed, I really wouldn't have a place to live, and I wouldn't have thought of looking for an organization. ”

"Oh, then you've worked hard......" Zeng Xian'er suddenly became more embarrassed when she heard this, "Then you came today, what's the matter?"

By the way, this is the devil's prison, Mr. Yi is dead, how did you get in?"

"I brought them a takeaway of salt soda and came in by the way. Chen Xiaomei said as a matter of course when she heard this.

Then, as if thinking of something, Chen Xiaomei suddenly lowered her tone and said, "I was ordered by the organization to assist you in escaping from prison!

"What! That's great! I'll just say the organization hasn't forgotten me! Did you bring the tools?

Where is it hidden?Is it the crotch of the four-dimensional pants?" Zeng Xian'er said with some excitement when she heard this.

"Don't worry, I've brought a screwdriver to open the soda. As she spoke, Chen Xiaomei took out a screw from her pocket and handed it to Zeng Xian'er.

Zeng Xian'er took the driver and was stunned for a while, then suddenly lost control of her emotions and threw the driver to the ground.

"Daddy, this is!"

"What's wrong? Isn't this tool good?" Chen Xiaomei asked as if she was a little strange, can't a soda driver escape from prison?

Zeng Xian'er became even more excited when she heard this, "Of course not, why don't you bring me a spoon!

"Ah?!Don't you have a shovel behind you?!Isn't that okay?" Chen Xiaomei pointed to a big shovel in Zeng Xian'er's cell and asked a little strangely.

Zeng Xian'er turned his head to see the shovel, and then nodded reluctantly, "Well, this is barely okay......"

"Okay, so I'm leaving. Chen Xiaomei nodded when she heard this, and prepared to leave.

"Wait a minute, you haven't asked me that this dungeon is so complicated, how do you dig a tunnel to leave?!"

Zeng Xian'er saw Chen Xiaomei, who was about to leave directly, and shouted anxiously, why do you say that you only say half of the lines?!

Chen Xiaomei asked a little strangely when she heard this, "But people told me that I only need to be responsible for delivering the tools, and I don't care about the rest?"

"What you said makes so much sense, but it's too late, if you don't start the plot, the audience will say that we are water again. With that, Zeng Xian'er took off her shirt!

Seeing this situation, Chen Xiaomei shouted, "Playing hooligan!"

Suddenly, several devils rushed into Zeng Xian'er's prison and beat him violently.

In the real world, Mr. Zeng suddenly felt that something was wrong, "What's going on?!How did the plot become like this?!Why did I become obscene again!"

"Teacher Zeng, why are you so obscene no matter where you are?"

When Qin Yumo heard this, he said helplessly, why did Mr. Zeng become so obscene in creating his own characters?

"No, I just want to imitate the prison break, saying that I designed this prison, but shouldn't I take off my clothes at this time?"

Teacher Zeng said helplessly when he heard this, I obviously followed the original plot! Why did it become like this?

"Teacher Zeng, please clearly understand the difference between appearance and figure, people are selling meat when they take off their clothes, and you are playing hooligan when you take off your clothes......"

Zhang Wei sighed when he heard this, why don't you even have this bit of self-knowledge?

"That's it, Mr. Zeng, you're too inferior, it's better to look at me!" Guan Gu nodded when he heard this, and then prepared to start his own plot.

"Wait a minute, wait until I'm done escaping from prison!"

"When your escape from prison is over, the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression will be over. Sekiya replied and went straight to his own story.

Seki Valley God Five......