Chapter 105: Wear it back
Qin Luo sat on the sofa, Lu Yao also sat over, and continued to ask curiously, "Son, what are you doing now?"
"Huh?" Qin Luo was stunned by the question, and glanced at Han Chen without a trace, "Dad, I haven't discussed it before." ”
"Haha...... Oops......"
An audience member suddenly exclaimed, it turned out that he was smiling and laughing, leaning back and almost falling, but fortunately, the audience next to him helped him in time.
"Be careful. The audience next to him kindly reminded.
"I don't have the strength to laugh, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen. He explained, and then continued to look at the stage.
Han Chen pretended to whisper, "What to discuss, just say it casually, your mother doesn't know anyway." ”
"I'm rubbing ......" Qin Luo was about to answer truthfully, but was pushed by Han Chen, and immediately reacted and changed his words: "I am engaged in human epidermal research." ”
Lu Yao looked relieved, "Ouch, I'm engaged in medicine." ”
Han Chen boasted on the side, "My son is both civil and military, follow me." ”
"Haha. ”
Many viewers are still laughing, and at the same time, they are beginning to pay attention to this new face.
"Who is this? The previous Zhou Mi was out, and it was a new addition?"
"I heard the host say that it seems to be called Han Chen. ”
"Han Chen? I remember, isn't he Shen Yuetai's third apprentice? He also participated in the audition before, but unfortunately he didn't enter the top 32 in the end. ”
"It turned out to be him. However, how could he join Qin Luo's team? Is it Shen Yuetai's relationship? Could it be that there is any PY deal in this?"
"What do you want to do so much. No matter how Han Chen joined, it was better than being thorough. And looking at his performance just now, it's all in place, it's very good. ”
"Hey, I want to join Qin Luo's team, I have a hunch that this sketch will definitely be a hit after the show is broadcast. is even more popular than "Help or Not". ”
"It's more popular than "Help or Not"? ”
"Hmph, we'll see. ”
The joy continued on stage.
Lu Yao praised Han Chen, "Husband, you are awesome." ”
Qin Luo took over the conversation, "He's good mainly because he has a good buddy by his side." ”
Lu Yao nodded in agreement, "Good buddies are too important, your dad is not successful now, he is dragged down by good buddies, especially that Hao Jian." ”
Qin Luo was stunned, "Who?"
"Hao Jianna. ”
Qin Luo stood up with stunned eyes, "Hao Jian...... Isn't Uncle my dad's best buddy?"
Lu Yao wanted to say something, but Han Chen interrupted first, "Wife, I don't allow you to stir up feelings between me and my buddies." ”
Lu Yao looked at him with an aggrieved expression, "Didn't you say it yourself, you said that you wanted to vomit when you saw Hao Jian, and said that Hao Jian was like a person, but he never did personnel." Your dad also said......"
Qin Luo looked like he had been hit, and sat on the sofa weakly with his hands on his chest.
Han Chen hurriedly grabbed Lu Yao and stopped her from saying, "Wife, isn't there still half a cucumber left in the refrigerator?" ”
"Oh. Lu Yao nodded and left.
"Hahaha, this sentence really amuses me, half a cucumber and four dishes, you think you are the god of cooking. ”
"In this sketch, every sentence is a laugh. I have a hunch that many of this year's Internet buzzwords will be selected from here. ”
"Hehe, Hao Jian was slapped in the face by a good buddy, why do I want to laugh so much. ”
"You're not the only one who wants to laugh. ”
Qin Luo was still immersed in the sadness of being betrayed by his good buddies, and glared at Han Chen angrily, "Your family is quite extravagant to entertain individuals." ”
Han Chen ignored him, and quickly ran to move the plastic TV to the side and hide it, and replace it with a real TV.
"That's it. Han Chen looked at Qin Luo with a happy face, "You hurry up." ”
"Wait a minute. Qin Luo didn't hurry to leave, "What did you say about me just now? Say that I look like a person but never do personnel, let me ask you, why do I look like a person? No, why do you say that I look like a person...... It's not right, I'm so angry......"
Han Chen went over and dragged him and forcibly pushed him away, "If I coax my daughter-in-law, you can also go to your heart?" ”
Qin Luo pushed away the 100 yuan, "Which mentally ill person is optimistic about 100 yuan?"
"Hahaha. ”
The audience laughed like crazy, and the clapping hands were hurting.
This sentence makes so much sense that I am speechless. ”
"Haha, that's what I'll say next time I use it against someone else. ”
"I really love this sketch. ”
"No, you're not done with you. Han Chen pushed Qin Luo in a hurry, "You hurry up." ”
Qin Luo fell to the ground without noticing for a while, "Oops, you pushed me a big heel." Then he looked at the kitchen and shouted, "Mama." ”
"What's wrong?" Lu Yao heard the shout, and ran out with a bottle of wine in his hand, "Oh, son, why are you sitting on the ground?"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Han Chen hurriedly showed a concerned expression, "Son, what are you doing, what are you doing sitting on the ground, how cold is it on the ground, get up quickly." ”
Qin Luo was dragged up, hugged Han Chen, and cried out with a sad face, "Dad...... I'm here this time just to see you one more time. ”
Lu Yao asked nervously, "What's wrong with your father?"
Qin Luo took the hundred yuan in Han Chen's hand, and cried and said, "My future father, just because of this, he had a heart attack, that heart, a bridge, after filming the film, the doctor was shocked when he saw it, this is not the famous Xizhimen overpass." ”
"Haha, this metaphor is simple and crude, and you will have a picture in your mind when you hear it. ”
"Ouch, I really can't laugh anymore, my stomach will break if I laugh any more. ”
"My cheeks are so sour, and I've laughed all the laughs of this year in this moment. ”
Lu Yao looked awake, took Han Chen's hand and said, "Husband, I can't afford to enjoy the happiness you gave me in exchange for my health, I still like you now." ”
"Huh?" Han Chen was dumbfounded.
Qin Luo was also dumbfounded, and then instantly collected his tears, "This mistake is back to the two of you, that's okay, I'll go." ”
"Wait a minute. Han Chen hurriedly called out to Qin Luo, "Look at your mother, can you come empty-handed?"
Qin Luo looked confused, "You know, I'm in a hurry." ”
"You can't go there, so you're in a hurry. Han Chen pointed to Qin Luo's pants pocket with his finger, "You forgot, you said you brought it and put it in your pocket." ”
Qin Luo took out all the money from his pocket, "This is my mental damage fee and this month's salary." Besides, if I give it to my mother, my mother can't ask for it. ”
Lu Yao stepped forward directly and took the money, "My son is filial, my mother must take it." ”
Han Chen looked proud, "Okay, let's go back this time." ”
Lu Yao grabbed Qin Luo's arm, pulled him to the newly replaced real TV, patted the TV with his hand and signaled, "Come on, son, wear it back." ”
Qin Luo and Han Chen looked at the real TV, their faces confused.
Seeing such a reversal scene, an audience member couldn't help but shout loudly, "Wear it back!"
The rest of the audience also heckled, "Wear it back!"