"No wonder Mandarin is weird, Kou Shi, you guys have a Japanese sister? Are you an international student? Or are you a mixed-race child?"

Ye Zhi: "Of course not, I am an authentic pure-blood China, this is a sister I recognize, you know, I am a relatively good person, there are too many girls who like me, there is no way, I can only issue them good person cards." ”

Lemon Candy was momentarily stunned, and there is still this kind of operation, saying this kind of thing in front of others, "Do you know how to speak human words?"

"Can you still understand the words of a human being?

“……”

But Yabuki Nise hasn't denied it, "yes, yes, Ernie sauce is really good, Nana-chan likes it very much." ”

"Look, this is my crush girl. ”

The young lady of Lemon Candy seems to be really a little bit of a news-locker, it is estimated that she has been playing games until now, and she really never knew that the person who played the game with her was Ye Zhi himself, "Who do you think you are, you are still up, do you think Ye Zi? You impostor, don't be too inflated." ”

"It is in my nature to swell. ”

"Wow, can you still have a girlfriend like you? Or have you never had a crush on a girl at all?"

Ye Zhi gave Han Xia a look, thought about it, and made up a story for her on the spot, "Heh~~~ Who said that, I confessed to a girl in the class before, ah, it's called a small arm and a small leg, hehe." ”

"Confessed and then?"

"She said she liked to play in the Alliance, and I set out on my way to Summoner's Rift. ”

"So she's your girlfriend?"

Ye Zhi responded quite angrily, "Are you kidding? I'm the king in all districts, who cares about her, a broken black iron, and she can't even go up to that." Eh, get me a first aid kit. ”

"Buddha, you are indeed a toxic youth. ”

"What do you mean by a toxic youth? When I call my girlfriend, you'll know what it means to be domineering. ”

Han Xia was taken aback when he heard this, and hurriedly stopped Ye Zhi, "Don't don't, Ye Zi, if you have something to say, if you have something to say, don't call for foreign aid at every turn, let her play by herself or something, if you call her, I won't come." ”

"For Mao?"

"I've played a few games with her, and the KDA has dropped from 3.0 to 2.5. ”

“……”

Ye Zhi silently glanced at his small KDA, "My KDA is 15, you scumbag." ”

The game begins.

Ye Zhi's group of people perfectly showed what it means to be mentally retarded children, but fortunately, mentally retarded are mentally retarded, and the game level is still something, this group of people has eaten several handfuls of chickens, among which the highest kill rate is naturally Ye Zhi.

A man who is almost open and hangs with everyone is a comfortable lie down to win chicken.

Huang Bo looked at his record of zero kills and chickens, and moved his head expressionlessly to look at the pervert who slaughtered nearly 40 people, "You have no game experience, you scumbag, crazy to grab people's heads, can't you leave one for your father?"

"Do you blame me for your own cooking? You gave you the M24 before, and you still can't hold down the gun, so you wasted a good gun on me. ”

"Woo woo woo, MDZZ, I just TM just got the gun, you killed everyone, I TM ......"

"Vegetables are vegetables, don't make excuses, look at Nana, and then look at Little Lemon, don't you kill several?

"Don't call me, I'm watching the footage. ”

"Why are you watching the video?"

"Let's see if you're hanging. ”

The game PUBG Battle Royale was originally in charge of him.,I don't know it's okay.,Now I know.,Only to find out that players like Ye Zhi are really too disruptive to the balance.,If there's a hanging, it's okay to say.,If it's not open......

That's a bit of a despair.

Sure enough, after going through the entire video, he still couldn't find any traces of Ye Zhikai's hanging.

"Have you finished reading?"

"I'm done. ”

"Are you hanging?"

"I didn't ...... Are you really playing on your own?"

"What do you say?"

The corners of Wang Xinze's mouth twitched slightly, although some of the algorithms of eating chicken are not secrets to Ye Zhi, but it is not too difficult to apply the calculation of data in such a real battle!

But Ye Zhi did it.

"Honestly, did you write a secondary script?"

"Not really. ”

"How can it be so accurate, it's still so far away, you melon skin. ”

"Maybe it feels good. ”

“……”

At this moment, there was the sound of something falling to the ground from Lemon Candy, and then, suddenly, it was quiet for a long, long time, until Han Xia was shouting, "Miss Lemon, we're going to open, what are you doing?"

"Mouth ten, a fan sent me a message and said, he said, you ...... You...... You guys ......."

"How many of us are up?"

"Are you a leaf?"

Han Xia pretended to be nervous and said into the microphone, "Uh...... What to do, leaves, we seem to be exposed. ”

Ye Zhi was speechless, this young lady actually waited until now to receive the wind, and this efficiency is really slow enough, "You haven't hidden it from the beginning, you spicy chicken, why did you tell me that it was exposed?!"

The more Lemon Candy listened, the more frightened she became, "So...... Are you really a leaf?"

"No, I'm pretending, and people say that my voice is like a leaf. ”

"No, it's not, he also sent me a video, which is the video of the live broadcast of Ye Zi eating chicken. ”

"PS, that's definitely PS, someone as handsome as Ye Zi is so likely to be here to play games with you, it must be an illusion. ”

"But you said that your girlfriend eats chicken and is the best dish in the whole PUBG, I can't think of a second person. ”

“……”

It's awkward.

Ye Zhi tapped his fingers on the table, and then suddenly said, "Little Lemon, use your papaya brain, do you think it is possible for a handsome and talented guy like Ye Zi to play chicken at this time? Isn't it good to have this time to make more money for the benefit of society?"

"It seems to make sense, is that they mistaken?"

"Obviously, yes. ”

"But...... But ......"

"It's nothing, eh, wait, don't open yet, I'll answer the phone. ”

Although there are still a lot of doubts, Miss Lemon Candy is really stupid and fufu, just Ye Zhi flickered like this.

If it weren't for Yabuki Nise's sudden panic and said such a sentence, "Ernie sauce, Ernie sauce, it's over, it's over, Sister Lulu is online, she invited me, what should I do?"

At this moment, the lemon candy seems to have smelled a hint of an unusual taste.

"Sister Lulu?"

Ye Zhi subconsciously covered the microphone of his mobile phone, and then replied in a low voice, "It's okay, don't accept her invitation for the time being, and I'll talk to her after I finish calling......"

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