The audience below all coaxed, and Lin Ruofeng also laughed: "Sing or not?"

"Sing!"

The audience collectively replied.

Lin Ruofeng looked at Gu Jianlin and said, "What if he doesn't give it?"

"It's fine!"

"Just sing!"

"That's it, let's help you carry it!"

"Hurry up, it's time for the fourth watch!"

The audience all burst into laughter, and the audience in the front row shouted wildly.

Lin Ruofeng smiled, looked at Gu Jianlin proudly, and said, "Listen to the voices of the masses! I have so many comrades-in-arms, what should I do?"

Gu Jianlin said helplessly: "Okay, you sing, you sing!"

"Sing!"

got Gu Jianlin's reply, and the audience began to heckle again.

Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng cleared his throat and continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing." Okay, this is called "Zhang Sheng's Five Watches"!"

Gu Jianlin reacted and immediately shouted, "It's not right!"

"Hahahaha......"

The audience laughed, laughing one by one, leaning forward and back, Lin Ruofeng, do you want to be so funny?

Five watches?

You're obviously only four better, isn't it!

Gu Jianlin stretched out four fingers and shook them in front of Lin Ruofeng: "Fourth watch, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth watch!

The audience shouted: "Yes!"

Lin Ruofeng touched the back of his head, looking very dazed: "It's only the fourth watch, but your partner Teacher Yan Jie only taught me these few words, and I can't sing in the back, if you want to hear it, go to him!"

The spearhead was instantly transferred to Yan Jie, and at this moment Lin Ruofeng laughed, this move has changed and changed stars, and it has been used many times!

?“ Hahahaha!"

The audience was crazy and cheered and gave the warmest applause of the day!

The show on stage has not finished yet, and a "Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying, and Five Watches" is just a small episode, and it is a small personal talent performance of Lin Ruofeng and Gu Jianlin

After singing the fourth watch, Lin Ruofeng laughed boastfully: "Oh, yes, yes, I was very relaxed just now, and it was ......very natural."

"Hahaha!"

"Poof!"

"Do you boast about yourself like that?"

"Shameless!"

"Phew!"

The audience booed.

Lin Ruofeng said: "Am I not singing well?"

The audience interrupted in unison and shouted: "Make a five-watch!"

"Sing the fifth watch!"

The room was full of laughter, and all of them were heckling.

???? Lin Ruofeng will not be afraid of this situation, he looked at the audience, looked at the sky, pinched his fingers again, and said impatiently: "It's not the fifth watch yet, what are you making trouble......?"

"Phew. ”

The audience doesn't buy it, this trouble is a fresh burden, and there are some old cross talk fans present who have never heard of it, of course they are anxious at this time, and they just want to hear what is behind.

To paraphrase a sentence, I took off my pants on the fourth watch, how can you say that I stopped?

Lin Ruofeng was interrupted for the second time and looked at the audience: "Do you really want to hear it?"

"Yes!"

The three audiences, men and women, all followed the coaxing, people bought tickets to enter the venue, and the one who paid the money was the uncle and aunt, and they had the right to listen to this!

Lin Ruofeng stood on tiptoe, looked left and right, and asked, "Are there any public pick-up audiences here? Are there any audiences from the Cultural Affairs Bureau? Are there any staff members from the Anti-Pornography and Filipino Office? Raise your hand and let me see...... Yo, there really is one? This is a traitor who has invaded us, so we can't make trouble, and if we do, we should close the door!"

The audience laughed miserably, Lin Ruofeng, who is not serious, knows that the gag changes the topic, but according to the consistent urine nature of cross talk, the burden of making five watches must not have been shaken out yet, don't worry, just wait patiently.

Even if Lin Ruofeng just refuses to say, isn't it a special show? The audience can continue to coax, and today they have to hear what the fifth watch is making trouble, and everyone is willing to stop!

"Sing the fifth watch!"

"Sing the fifth watch!"

"Sing the fifth watch!"

Even the audience in front of the live broadcast stared at the screen, then clenched their hands into fists and shouted "Sing the fifth watch"!

Scene.

Seeing this, Lin Ruofeng looked at Gu Jianlin and said, "Can I sing?"

"Sing!"

Before Gu Jianlin could speak, the audience hurriedly shouted.

Lin Ruofeng said: "Then I really sang?"

"Sing!"

"Ahem!"

Lin Ruofeng coughed twice and continued to sing: "On the fifth watch, you Zhang Xiucai bought the fritters back, Yingying Ke said, the little slave family wanted to eat that fritters and soy milk, so they bought the fritters back, bought them back, and bought them back for nothing!"

After listening to the fifth watch, all the audience was stunned!

Lin Ruofeng smiled: "How is it?"

"Huh~!"

Once again, the audience booed.

Is this the fifth watch?

Lao Tzu's pants are all off, you just tell me this?

The audience found that they were fooled by Lin Ruofeng, and it was not as imagined at all, but Zhang Xiucai in it really didn't understand women!

However, when Lin Ruofeng looked at them with a wicked smile, he realized that the content inside was really dirty!

"Huh~!"

The boos resumed, but mostly the female audience members, and the men laughed.

"Director Lin is really!"

Chen Xinyue, who was sitting in the front row, blushed!

"That's it, what are you singing about, this big dirty master!" Liu Amin laughed.

The female celebrities blushed one by one, obviously, they also heard the meaning of Lin Ruofeng's fritters and soy milk in the five watches.

Stage.

Lin Ruofeng smiled: "Why are you booing me? You all asked me to sing!

"Huh~!"

The boos are even louder!

A filthy opening that made the audience laugh. Although it is dirty, the audience likes it, it sounds cool!

In the past, the cross talk sang praises of merit one by one, how could it be like Lin Ruofeng now, talking nonsense without concealment?

This is the essence and essence of cross talk!

Cross talk is not produced to praise merits!

Now, how long has it been since Lin Ruofeng restored its essence? Hearing such cross talk again, the audience felt like they had been beaten with chicken blood, and their whole bodies felt sour.

This cross talk special is not a hundred!

And the audience before the live broadcast couldn't help but sigh in their hearts, why didn't they grab the tickets in the first place?

If you are on the spot, it is definitely more enjoyable than watching a live broadcast!

......

At this moment.

The number of people on the live broadcast platform has exceeded 50 million! And this trend is still increasing, which makes the technicians tremble.

Nima!

Even if it is a concert of kings and queens, it is impossible to reach such a terrifying number, right? If it weren't for their constant staring, they would definitely wonder if the live broadcast platform was hacked.