The public opinion caused by Hu Shaopeng outside is getting more and more powerful, and many people have doubts about Lin Ruofeng, a layman actually goes to do a sketch, or a sketch of the Spring Festival Gala, isn't this nonsense?

However, Jiangnan Satellite TV is trying to protect Lin Ruofeng. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The turmoil grew bigger and bigger until the late 30th of the Chinese New Year's Eve.

"This year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala is doing well!

"Indeed, I heard that Jiangnan Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala is also good!"

"That's right, Jiangnan Satellite TV asked a layman to do a sketch, I really doubt how to censor it!"

"Isn't it?"

"Don't believe me, go see for yourself!"

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Conversations like these are played out in every house.

Jiangnan TV.

"How's the ratings?"

"How can this time be compared to CCTV!"

"Alas, it's too low, why do you want us to keep Lin Ruofeng? Although his sketch is very good, but now the public opinion is too loud, causing our ratings to be lower than before!"

"That's right, if it weren't for him, we would at least be able to maintain last year's level!"

The backstage staff shook their heads.

Of course, there are also loyal fans of Jiangnan Satellite TV, who have been guarding Jiangnan Satellite TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala.

"Come on, the show is on! It's Lin Ruofeng's sketch!"

"Really, then I want to see what has been said to be an unbearable sketch outside, where is it!"

"Hurry up, here, Zhao Benhe!"

"Hahaha, Zhao Benhe is on the field, absolute applause!"

The audience applauded, and the sketch began.

After an opening, Lin Ruofeng appeared in a skirt, with an orchid finger in his hand, and finally lifted his cropped pants, and immediately laughed directly at the entire venue.

"Hahaha, I'll go, Lin Ruofeng's dress is amazing!"

"Why didn't I find out that he still has the potential to be a pseudo-mother before!"

"The opening scene is so funny, who said this sketch is unbearable?"

"That's it, it's coming!"

Bi Jianfu appeared on the stage, and after some funny, he went directly to the climax.

Zhao Benhe said arrogantly: Our family is rich, and the life of the peasants is different, you just eat hard, how much can you eat, I'll order!

Bi Jianfu nodded: Come casually.

Zhao Benhe gave Lin Ruofeng a hinted look: Four Australian abalones!

Lin Ruofeng said directly: I'm sorry, no.

Zhao Benhe stretched out four fingers: a four-pound lobster!

Lin Ruofeng immediately said: I'm sorry, it's not that big.

Zhao Benhe was extremely surprised, and muttered: How big?

Lin Ruofeng didn't react, and said tentatively: Yes...... More than a pound.

Zhao Benhe said embarrassedly: There are more than a catty...... Yes...... Have it?

Lin Ruofeng said with a puzzled face: Yes...... Or not?

"Hahahaha!"

"It's so funny!"

"Wife, look!"

"Hey buddy, what are you watching? CCTV Spring Festival Gala? Hurry up, watch Jiangnan Satellite TV's sketches, it's so funny!"

"Yes, just Lin Ruofeng's one, alas, it's different from the rumors!

Zhao Benhe immediately covered up: This is the store you opened, you still don't understand, this is not bad money.

Lin Ruofeng suddenly realized: Ah, that's not it.

Bi Jianfu: Let me take a look at it, let alone order shark fin.

Zhao Benhe hurriedly said: Don't eat the fish "thorn", I ate the fish "thorn" once stuck, and finally choked with steamed buns, and it was not good to soak it in vinegar, so I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. Don't eat that thing.

Bi Jianfu was helpless: neither did he.

Zhao Benhe: What do you want in this hotel, what are you doing, is this person easy to come once, you bring your boss.

Lin Ruofeng subconsciously replied: No.

The audience bent over with laughter.

The viewers who turned to Jiangnan Satellite TV one by one saw this, and they were already covering their stomachs with laughter. Oh my god, it's so funny!

Zhao Benhe immediately shouted: Boss?

Lin Ruofeng came to his senses: Ah, boss, the boss is out.

Zhao Benhe: Where's it?

Lin Ruofeng: I don't know!

Zhao Benhe: What are you eating?

Bi Jianfu: Come to a little commonplace, come to the people.

Zhao Benhe had an idea in his heart: Come to the people, child, come to a little pheasant stewed mushrooms.

Lin Ruofeng said directly: No.

Zhao Benhe was embarrassed and hinted in a low voice: This can be had!

Lin Ruofeng said helplessly: This is really not!

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

"It's really none~~"

"Oh my mother, I'm laughing to death! This Lin Ruofeng is so funny!"

"No, my stomach hurts! Who the hell said that Lin Ruofeng was a layman?"

Zhao Benhe hurriedly replied: I brought it, girl, bring it, I brought it to BJ for you, you can't take it, let's put it aside and eat it today.

Bi Jianfu was puzzled: Brother...... You can't eat pheasants.

Zhao Benhe explained: This is domestic, Dongying mushrooms, stew this in a pressure cooker, for a longer time, come, okay...... There's a dish here, come on, stupid!

Lin Ruofeng quit: Who is stupid?

Zhao Benhe: No, I said, order another stupid egg.

Lin Ruofeng: No!

Zhao Benhe: Come, I have, come, you are like this, this is a fried egg and green onion.

Bi Jianfu was even more puzzled: Brother, why do you prepare all the materials for your next trip to the hotel?

Zhao Benhe: No, he doesn't have it, the problem is that he can't find these things anymore to give him money. These dishes, two of them, you are like this, give you a chance, this teacher Bi is here, your hotel says no?

Lin Ruofeng glanced at it: Give one away, oh my mother, uncle, why are you so picky, you don't order one, let's take one more, right?

Zhao Benhe was anxious: Come on, young man, you are like this, we are not one of us, after I order, you don't have abalone or lobster.

Lin Ruofeng snorted: Is there any, haven't you counted it in your heart?

Zhao Benhe was even more anxious: What do I have, didn't you say no?

Lin Ruofeng immediately said: Stop talking, what if you want to do it later?

Bang Bang Bang ~~!

The audience applauded thunderously, and the controversy that had been subjected to it before disappeared at this time under Lin Ruofeng's wonderful performance. If such a hilarious sketch that the audience likes to see, is the so-called unbearable, I really don't know what a good work is.

Zhao Benhe hurriedly covered up: I said, do you have it, is it bad money?

Lin Ruofeng concluded: I know that Uncle is not bad for money, I mean Teacher Bi is so easy to come back, we can't care about money, uncle, you see that I am young, but I concluded, this life is actually short, sometimes I want to be the same as sleeping, my eyes are closed, I am open, a day has passed, howl~~ As soon as my eyes are closed, if I don't open them, this life will pass, howl~~!

Bi Jianfu praised: Young man, incisive.

Zhao Benhe quit: What is the incisive, he is a fart!

Lin Ruofeng: Uncle, I don't mean anything else.

Zhao Benhe: What do you mean?

Lin Ruofeng: What I mean is that people can't take money too seriously, money is something outside the body, do you know what the most painful thing for people is? When people die, money is not spent.

Zhao Benhe: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? It is that people live and the money is gone. It's not bad for money, don't worry, do it well.

"Hahaha...... Not at all!"

"I'm laughing to death, no, my stomach!"

"Lin Ruofeng's summary is too incisive!"

"Now I finally know what is the most painful thing in my life!"

"Haha, then I can only tell you, it's not bad money!"

The audience burst into laughter, this part, almost every two seconds, burst into laughter, four or five lines down, the audience thundered once, and applause continued. The audience in front of the TV outside the venue had already laughed with their chests against their backs, and they had never seen such a funny sketch. One by one, they called friends and began to turn the stage, and one by one they were attracted and couldn't stop at all.

Backstage staff of Jiangnan Satellite TV.

"Oh my God!"

"What's wrong?"

"Look at the ratings, how did they suddenly get so high?"

"Oh my God, the ratings ...... Am I dazzled? I actually surpassed the CCTV Spring Festival Gala at the same time!"

"What's going on? Is there any big accident?"

The staff is going crazy, the ratings of this period have skyrocketed, and everyone wonders whether it is the data that is wrong, or whether there is some major accident! However, the results of the inspection show that the data is not wrong at all, and it is only the latter, but they have not been notified of the accident.

"Do you know what's going on?"

Other staff look at me, I'll look at you, and in the end, only a twenty-one or two-year-old girl said weakly: "At this time, it seems that it is the time for Lin Ruofeng to perform a sketch on stage!"

PS: The author is also very entangled, if you don't write the lines, you don't have a sense of reading!