Chapter 14 The Happy Life of Old Demon Wu
Call them crazy, and you're no better off yourself......
Su Xiaoxiao looked out the window, looking at the sect members on the white jade platform with a crazy face and shouting feverishly, looking at Su Heng with a smile on his face, thinking about what his sect leader had done recently, compared to before, it was really incredible, a little crazy......
"Sect Master, Protector Wu asks to see you. Outside the door, a congregant shouted through the door.
Wu Protector is naturally one of the four great Dharma Kings of the Demon Sect, Wu Shuang, who makes a good knife technique, one of the best swordsmen in the world, known as the Heavenly Knife, because of his perverse behavior, he is also known as Wu Lao Mo.
The four great Dharma Kings of the Demon Sect are the white-clothed Divine Sword Master Jian An, the Burning Sun Divine Fire Dongfang Nian, the Kunlun Nudian Shang, and the Heavenly Sword Wu Lao Demon Wu Shuang.
The four Dharma kings have always been ranked according to their strength, and Wu Laomo is ranked last, but this one, his reputation in the rivers and lakes is far greater than that of the top three, especially the fact that he has taken more than a dozen concubines is well known to everyone in the rivers and lakes.
Three of the Dharma kings have already gone down the mountain, Shenlong can't see the end, Wu Lao Mo is busy marrying the eighteenth aunt wife, and he has been hiding in the marriage room recently, how can he have the leisure to find himself?
There are not many times to meet with the four Dharma Protectors, but Su Heng is still quite satisfied, compared with some old people of the Demon Sect, these four Dharma Protectors don't care at all, and they will not make trouble for Su Heng, which is like some old people of the Demon Sect who rely on the old and sell the old, who have high qualifications and often point fingers, if it weren't for Su Heng's elegant and easy-going taking a big handprint on Baiyutai, it is estimated that this brainwashing and promoting 'goodness' plan would not be implemented so quickly.
"Old Demon Wu is not shrinking in his eighteenth aunt's boudoir, why are you running to find the sect master?" Su Heng asked the sect members to summon Old Demon Wu, and Su Xiaoxiao said with a smile on the side.
Su Heng couldn't figure it out, and he didn't think much about it, Old Demon Wu arrived before he arrived.
"Haha, when I heard that the sect leader returned with a great victory today, Lao Wu and I were overjoyed, and it was hard to describe. ”
Wu Lao Mo's burly body was wearing a festive and wide red robe, which was the groom's official clothes, with a red rope around his neck, pulling the big red flower on his chest, and his forty-year-old face was full of smiles, with a pointed goatee, black and black combed neatly, and walked in with a figure of eight.
"The sect leader is wise and martial, unparalleled in the world, and the martial arts of the sect below are low, and they can't see through it, can't you Wu Lao Mo understand that the sect leader will win today's battle?" Su Xiaoxiao's beautiful eyes narrowed, and she looked at Wu Lao Mo carefully, and was a little surprised why this old man wore the groom's clothes today, although this old man is not in tune, but he took the eighteenth aunt's wife, some rules should be known, this marriage is still a few days, and it is too impatient.
Thinking in his heart, Su Xiaoxiao continued: "Old Demon Wu, it is fake that you came to congratulate the sect leader today, I'm afraid there is another reason. ”
Wu Lao Mo glanced at Su Xiaoxiao, knowing that this woman had always been shrewd, and she was not embarrassed by being punctured, and she smiled with an old face, and she was indescribably obscene: "Manager Su is really thoughtful, and he directly saw through Lao Wu's thoughts, that's right, I heard about the sect leader's victory today, and I thought to myself, now the whole sect is full of joy, why not add a joy? So I decided to do the marriage in a few days in advance, and I came to ask the sect leader to promise." ”
You've taken the seventeenth aunt's wife, and now you're still in such a hurry? Can't even wait for a few days?
Su Heng looked at Wu Lao Mo with a lewd face speechlessly, and suddenly felt a little congested, this old man looks so obscene that he married the wife of the eighteenth aunt, he is so handsome, Yushu is in the wind, and he is still a single dog? Could it be that he stays with Da Hei all day and has a single dog disease? Are you looking for a chance to slaughter Da Hei?
"Sect Master, Sect Master, ...... sect master?"
Su Heng was woken up by a few calls, he didn't continue to think nonsense, he glanced at Wu Lao Mo's smiling old face, and suddenly had something in his heart that he didn't know whether to say it or not......
"That's right. Although Su Heng's heart was a little sour, he couldn't refuse, anyway, Wu Lao Mo didn't think he had done strange things, what did he care about.
"Okay, then please ask the sect leader to come over and certify the marriage, hehe......" Wu Lao Mo has to inch in, if the previous martial arts idiot sect leader practiced martial arts all day long, he would definitely not open this mouth, but recently the sect leader has changed too much, and he has done a lot of things, he Lao Wu is a rough person, he can't understand it, but he also thinks it's very powerful, in short, the previous one-tendon martial idiot sect leader is no longer there, and his old Wu also has the guts.
Su Heng has never given anyone a marriage witness, but he has heard Su Xiao's novel before, so he only needs to sit in the main seat and drink tea with a serious face......
Su Heng felt quite compelled when he heard it, and he agreed naturally and refreshingly.
After Wu Lao Mo got the promise of the sect leader, he naturally went down to prepare proudly.
The whole church also began to get busy, cleaning and cleaning, cleaning and cleaning, and all kinds of festive lanterns were hung under the eaves of the church.
The wedding event was held in the meeting hall in front of the center of the White Okokdae.
Su Henggao sat on the main seat, looking at the old devil with an obscene face, looking at the bride with a red hijab and no face, but with a delicate figure, his heart was sour, this good cabbage made the pig arch.
Looking at the cheering Demon Sect people on both sides, and seeing that he was sitting alone on the main seat, looking like an elder, Su Heng suddenly felt that he seemed to be much older in an instant, and he was still a young ......
"Worship heaven and earth!" a white-haired old man shouted loudly, he is also an old man of the Demon Sect, and he is very familiar with Wu Lao Mo, because Wu Lao Mo shouted the seventeen happy events in front of him, and practice makes perfect. 、
"Second worship the high hall!" continued to shout. Su Heng's face was expressionless, thinking in his heart that Wu Laomo had married a whole eighteen aunts and his wife was busy coming over, and he didn't know if there was a person surnamed Wang living next door.
"Husband and wife bow to each other!" continued.
According to the normal routine, shouldn't a young and mighty, dignified and handsome boy come to snatch the marriage at this time? And the martial arts are strong, shocking the four seats, and hugging the beauty?
Su Heng's eyes were a little distracted, and he began to think crankily again, thinking in his heart, if such a person really came, would he slap him to death with one palm or deliberately let him go, disgusting and disgusting Wu Lao Mo?
"Wait!I'm against this marriage!" A very penetrating voice sounded outside, Su Heng's spirit was shocked, and he sat up straight, did he really guess correctly? But he hasn't figured it out yet, whether to shoot to death, or disgusting Wu Lao Mo, what should I do, it's very urgent, wait online......
"Heavenly King Lao Tzu, who would dare to destroy your Grandpa Wu's great joy?" Wu Lao Mo has always been smiling in front of outsiders, looking harmless to humans and animals, but at this time, he darkened his face, turned around, his eyes were sharp, and he stared coldly at the door.