Wan Feng is really embarrassed to do this dayshit, so he has to find a way to get out.

"By the way, I remembered something, and I'll take you to see something strange. ”

Wan Feng said matter-of-factly, and then without giving Luan Feng time to react, he picked up Luan Feng and ran out.

Ran out on the dirt road in one go, and then stopped running.

"What are you taking me to see?"

"Look at the blue sky, green grass, and little ants dancing happily, isn't this unusual?"

Luan Feng's face turned green: "You dragged me out to see this?"

"The air outside is fresh, breathing more is good for your health, come and follow my neck and butt twist, get up in the morning, let's do exercise, shake your hands, shake your feet, please sit and breathe deeply..."

"Hey, this song is very good, why have I never heard you sing it?"

You see that the thinking of single-celled animals is so simple, so it diverts attention.

"It's not good for our health to hold back at home, let's go to the mountains to pick wildflowers, watch the stream flow, and go to the woods..."

"Take your temperature!"

Wan Feng stumbled at his feet, as if he had broken his feet.

Go to the woods and take your temperature? Is this going to fight a field battle? This woman has a strange brain, and she has thought of it? Are you not afraid of being seen?

"You are a woman, don't think about that all the time, okay?"

"I still think it's fun to take my temperature. Luan Feng did not hide his opinion at all.

Wan Feng was furious: "If Lao Tzu is paralyzed in winter, if you are addicted, do you plan to find someone else to measure?"

Luan Feng blinked: "I don't have this plan! If you're not here, I won't measure, and I won't die." ”

If you say you don't measure it, I'll believe it, but I don't know if that thing secretly asks someone else to measure it.

It seems that tonight I have to take this girl's temperature and feed her all at once, which is better than her thinking all day long.

The two really went to the mountains to pick wildflowers, and Luan Feng picked a lot of wildflowers, making himself look like wildflowers.

At noon, Luan Feng went to the stove to cook, steamed a pot of steamed buns, fried shredded potatoes, and fried a plate of eggs.

She knew that Wan Feng loved to eat shredded potatoes.

The steamed buns are steamed well from his mother's true inheritance, but Wan Feng has no confidence in this dish, and he didn't dare to put down the chopsticks for a long time with chopsticks, for fear that this good-looking thing will be hated for life with chopsticks.

He ate the dishes made by Luan Feng once, and after eating it with a horror movie effect, he felt that the whole world was ghostly.

"Why don't you eat the vegetables, it's delicious. "Luan Feng's old wife sells melons.

Taking out the spirit of seeing death as home, Wan Feng picked up a pair of chopsticks and shredded potatoes, and stuffed them into his mouth against all odds.

Oh! That doesn't taste right!

Luan Feng was able to fry such shredded potatoes?

What this girl does is thick lines, why is this shredded potato fried so delicate and smooth today? And this taste is still a little familiar.

Wan Feng sandwiched another piece of scrambled eggs, which was moderately soft and hard, salty and light.

"Hmph, you dare to look at me with old eyes, and tell you that when I was at your house, I learned to cook with your mother, is it your mother's style? ”

No wonder the taste of this dish has changed so much, it turned out to be the old lady's apprentice.

"It's been almost a year since I came to my house, why haven't I heard of you cooking?"

"I've done it a few times at home, and then I didn't do it, and those gluttonous cats ate it when they saw me cooking, and I didn't want to do it anymore if I thought about it!"

It turns out that there is such a secret in this.

It's better for his own mother, worried that his son won't be able to eat enough in the future, and carefully teaches his future daughter-in-law to cook.

There is an advertisement that says well: good teeth and appetite are good, and eating is delicious.

Wan Feng's teeth are fine, his appetite is no problem, and now the dishes are no problem, so he accidentally ate too much, and after eating, he fell on the kang and raised his corpse.

Luan Feng made herself look like a little woman while someone massaged her stomach, saying that it would help digestion.

This egg, Lao Tzu has eaten too much in the stomach and needs to digest it, not somewhere else.

"Did I say your stomach grows to the place where the fork is bara, shall we have a face?"

"You're my man, why do I want so much face in front of you? ”

Wan Feng couldn't refute this.

In the afternoon, Luan Feng took Wan Feng's changed clothes to the creek to wash clothes, Wan Feng took a nap at home, slept until more than two o'clock in the afternoon, and found that Luan Feng had not come back and walked out of the house.

Not far from the stream, a few women borrowed the clothes of the east and the west.

These women are not good like this, they talk nonsense when they have nothing to do, and they pull out contradictions when they are pulling three or two times.

Wan Feng went back to the house to rip the tape, and Luan Feng didn't come back until it was almost dark.

The woman was busy in the kitchen like a gust of wind, and in half an hour she brought four dishes.

This speed made Wan Feng's eyeballs almost fly out.

As the saying goes, after eating, you don't grow half a catty, but you also grow four taels.

Therefore, after Wan Feng finished eating, he lay down on the kang and planned to grow four taels not by half a catty.

Recently, he found that he had grown a lot of weight, and now he has reached 1.6 meters, but this weight has not changed significantly.

This is not normal, Wan Feng doesn't want to develop towards the size of bean sprouts.

As soon as Wan Feng was ready to grow four taels, Luan Feng got tired of coming over.

"Stay away from me, I'm allergic to sluts. ”

"Do you dare to call me a slut? Don't you want to be mixed? Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is said that it is not okay for a man not to fight. After speaking, the two Nine Yin White Bone Claws specifically greeted someone's vital parts.

Who taught this?

Wan Feng quickly shrank into the kang, and when he saw that Luan Feng was going to climb up the kang to continue the pursuit, he took off his vest like a mosquito to form an iron wall in front of him to prevent Luan Feng from going to the kang.

"I noticed that you men are fast at undressing. Luan Feng couldn't break through Wan Feng's blockade, and said angrily.

"Pure nonsense. ”

"Who is talking nonsense, I also found that you men like to take off their clothes when they fight, and I don't know what's going on. ”

"This is normal, if you don't take off your clothes and pants when you fight, don't you think the atmosphere is a little weird. ”

Luan Feng was choked, who said that he took off his pants during the fight?

People change, especially women.

Put the quilt tonight, Luan Feng also thought that it was a waste to put two quilts, so he put a quilt, and at more than nine o'clock, he kept harassing Wan Feng, who was watching TV seriously, in the quilt.

"Don't mess around, I'll watch TV!"

"What's the point of TV, shut down, let's talk. ”

Talk? Do you want to talk?

If Wan Feng didn't turn off the TV, Luan Feng kept harassing him.

Someone who was angry in his heart stopped watching the TV and was determined to punish the disobedient woman.

So, in the darkness, a woman was punished and let out a painful sound...

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