"You don't have to be speechless with excitement, this is what a brother should do."

I'm excited! I'm fucking excited and speechless. At this time, Liu Xu has the heart to strangle the fat man!

"Fatty, you'd better give me an explanation, otherwise it's not over", Liu Xu said through gritted teeth. You don't know I'm going to do an internship, so I don't have time.

"That, that, I asked, it's all on weekends. ”

"Do you still think about me?" Liu Xu gritted his teeth and said.

"Tell me, what the hell is going on. "This thing is really too tricky.

"Actually, you know, my mother is worried that I won't be able to find a girlfriend when I go back, and I'm worried all day long. ”

"My family is three generations of single inheritance, my mother said that if I can't give birth to a son, she will be the sinner of our old Li family, saying a handful of noses and tears, and even crying comes out. ”

Liu Xu's head is black at this time, this guy is too good at acting, what the fuck is this!

"You can't give birth to a son, what's your mother's business?" Liu Xu asked speechlessly.

"My mother said that if she hadn't made me so "handsome", I wouldn't have been able to find a daughter-in-law because I was too "handsome", I couldn't find a daughter-in-law, so he couldn't hold his grandson, she couldn't hold his grandson, she was sorry for our old Wang family, she ......"

Stop!!!Liu Xu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this mother's theory is too weird.

"Focus! Focus!" At this time, Liu Xu was about to explode.

"The point is that this Senior Sister Wang Qi, with big breasts and round buttocks, according to my mother, at first glance, it is the material for giving birth to a son, which is very in line with my mother's requirements. ”

"What's even more rare is that they think I'm a bit fat and handsome! Our union is a perfect match......"

Liu Xu's head was about to explode when he heard it at this time, and he gritted his teeth and said, "How blind this senior sister must be fat!"

"Hey, Xiao Xu, brothers are brothers, don't bring such personal attacks."

"Also, I allow you to attack me, but you are not allowed to attack my goddess, you must know that she rarely "understands" my goddess.

"This is already the thirty-second goddess who understands you!" Liu Xu said helplessly.

"Look at Xiao Xu, this is your mistake! The people in front of me only saw my one-sided advantages, and they didn't understand too much. So in the end, they were reluctant to leave me, and at the same time, they fully realized that I was so good. ”

"So in front of this thirty-second, I fully showed all my good side, so this must be extremely obsessed with me. ”

Liu Xu said helplessly for a while: "You said so much, does it have anything to do with what I asked you?"

"If you don't say anything, I'll hang up. The "Idiom Conference" solves it by itself. ”

"Don't! Don't! You are my god! You are my eldest brother! You are my guiding light! You are my life mentor! You are my hope in life! You are my little ancestor! Big brother help. ”

Liu Xu felt that his outlook on life had been destroyed by this guy at this time, and now he only hoped that he could be quiet.

"Say it. Liu Xu asked with his head in his hands at this time.

"Oh, okay! ”

"Xiao Xu, you are good at everything, but you love to get to the bottom of things, and as a brother, you can't help but criticize you. ”

Liu Xu's eyes bulged at this time, this fucking blames me!

Liu Xu's literacy has always been very good, but it is a special case when he treats this fat man. It's not that I don't want to correct it, but I really can't help it.

"Alas, brother's last dignity! This time you are really going to lose face, Xiao Xu, you must keep what you say to you next a secret from your brother. ”

It's all like this, what else can Liu Xu say. "You guy knows that he is embarrassed, didn't he think that if my brother did not perform well, would he also be ashamed?"

"Xiao Xu, don't worry! There are 12 people in our school who have signed up, and at that time you were inconspicuous in it, and no one cared about it after brushing it down in the first game. As long as you can answer a few."

Yes, hearing this, Liu Xu also understands the fat man's heart. "You'd better tell me what's going on!" At this time, Liu Xu didn't believe that things were so simple.

"Hey, isn't that my sister's business? ”

"Hmm, what's this about Senior Sister? Didn't you tell us on the day I left that we were going to go on a date with Senior Sister?"

"Don't say it, it's all tears when you think about it now! The day before you left, my sister called me and asked me if I was free the next day, and when I heard it, my heart was happy, thinking that my sister was finally moved by my talent and wanted to have a sweet date with me?"

Hearing this, Liu Xu understood! To put it more funnily, it is impossible to be impressed by the handsomeness of a fat man, but it is impossible to be impressed by talent.

Outsiders may not know, but Liu Xu's brothers know that the donor of the school's new library is the fat man's father.

"Did you go through a lot of hardships and finally meet your goddess sister?"

"Xiao Xu, you are really a roundworm in your brother's stomach!"

When Liu Xu heard this, he almost threw up, knowing that he was eating tomatoes just now.

"Less disgusting, talk to people. ”

"I went with a sweet dream, who knew that after arriving at the location, the first thing I saw was not my sister, but "rotten wood", at that time...... At that time, my brother's heart was "pulling out the cold" and "pulling out the cold", can you understand this feeling?

"At this time, my sister called me, and I initially thought it was different from what I thought!

"I was actually asked to move this chair to the performance hall, you know I was so angry at the time, I hung up the phone at that time."

"Well, did you turn around and leave?"

"What's the matter, I was in a rage, I was wronged!"

"And then?"

Then, and then tsundere "pushed" the pile of seats over. ”

"Brother, are you here to be funny?"

"Xiao Xu, you laugh at me so much, I'm really angry!"

Yes, this is still tsundere.

"Fatty, you can't be cold, turn around and leave. ”

"Hey, I can't help it! Who made my love for her like this surging river, endless? I ...... it."

"Stop, stop, stop, and get to the point", he knows too well the fat man's ability to lead the way.

"Forget it, I understand my sister's heart for making me lose weight and become more handsome."

"I'll go, you can think about it from the perspective of weight loss, admire!

"Concession! Concession!"

"Don't be poor, go on!"

"I'll just say, Xiao Xu, you don't have any humor at all"!

"You know what, that's not the point. The fat man said indignantly.

Hearing this, Liu Xu thought to himself, Great God, I already knew that this was not the point, please hurry up and get to the point!

"Do you know who I met when I put the chair there?"

"Who did you meet?"

"When I met Zhang Quan, get out. ”

"Zhang Quan! Who is that Zhang Quan?"

"Zhang Quan is such a fucking guy, don't you know?"

"Enough, he, I'll listen to what you said today, I'll go there and know who he is. ”

"That, hey, hey. ”

"Zhang Quan is the deputy minister of the Ministry of Literature, a fair-looking guy, at first glance, he is a little white face who is not as healthy as me, with eyes like you, pretending to be a learned and sissy. ”

"Fatty!" At this time, Liu Xu's face turned purple.

"Ah, brother, don't get me wrong, I said he's a sissy, not you. ”

"I'll go! I need to explain it specifically? Hurry up and say, don't you pay for the phone bill?"

"Hey, he's the same as me, and now my sister has a slightly stronger impression of him than me, brother!"

"Alright! I know a little. ”

"So I didn't look at him very much, and the most annoying thing was that when the guy saw me, he started insulting me, oh no! ”

"Hey, let's say it, how insulted?" Liu Xu is really convinced now.

"It wasn't that day, it was just the selection of contestants for the "Idiom Conference". And where is the host of the senior sister, and when I sent it there, I happened to meet the group of people in the literature department"!

Who knows, Zhang Quan and the others were not grateful for the fruits of their brothers' labor, but said sarcastically: "Sure enough, the school sympathizes with their hard work, and even sent a coolie to support them." ”

Liu Xu was not happy when he heard it! It was a bit too much to say that the coolies were a bit excessive, and besides, it was okay for them to lose each other, when would they let others bully them.

"And then?" Liu Xu asked coldly.

"When I heard this, my master became angry! I said, when did this "Idiom Conference" belong to your literature department! This is not only looking down on me, isn't it even our school and people from other departments looking down on me?"

Hearing this, Zhang Quan's faces turned purple. ”

When Liu Xu heard this, he felt a little cool in his heart, this fat man was really damaged, and his voice eased. "And then that"?

Hearing this, the fat man's voice became significantly lower.

"And then it was Zhang Quan's bastard who used the agitation method to say that there is a kind of you who also sign up"!

"Xiao Xu, you also know that I am a short-tempered person, so I have been stimulated by this."

"At that time, I took the pen in my sister's hand very proudly, and then, and then ......"

When Liu Xu heard this, he bit his lip and said angrily: "Then you wrote my name?

"That!

Listening to Liu Xu's words, the fat man was embarrassed for a while. whispered: "Am I in a hurry"?

"Why don't you write your own name in a hurry"?

"You don't know what level I am yet"?

"That's okay to write Hongyang"!

"He is a civil engineer who goes up to build houses for other people"?

"Isn't there still Xiao Yi coming"?

"He's even worse, he's a computer player, what else can you count on him"?

"Yo! you're still picky!"

"That's, buddies never fight uncertain battles"!

"Then you kid sent me to the guillotine from the archaeology department"?

"Bah, bah, bah, what a guillotine, such a bad luck! Listen to me give you an analysis!"

"Do you think your archaeology department is studying history?"

Although Liu Xu was angry, he also wanted to hear his bullshit reasons.

"Yes. ”

So if you talk about these idioms, do they belong to the category of ancient history?

At this time, Liu Xu finally knew the bastard's theory, and now he didn't bother to pay attention to him.

"Look! I'll admit it when you're silent. ”

"Isn't that right, it's within your profession, do you think I'm right?"

Fuck this god theory, Liu Xu is convinced, he just wants to be quiet at this time.