On the stage, the sketch rehearsal is getting better.

Qin Luo hurriedly walked over and explained, "Oh, Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I thought about it...... That guy who plays ball with the leader and becomes a celebrity next to the leader? Isn't that right?"

Lu Yao raised her eyebrows, stood up and glanced at him: "No, Hao Jian, I will treat you as my own now! I'll let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today!"

As she spoke, she shook her hand and flipped through the laptop on the table.

Qin Luo stepped forward to take a look, and said in surprise: "The leader's preference map!"

Lu Yao smiled confidently, his fingers dangling in the air, "Let me tell you, I can clearly say each leader's preferences, constellations, blood type, and birthday!"

She pointed to the screen, "This, I like fishing, so I'll dive into the water and hang fish on his hook one by one!"

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Hanging fish? ”

"It's ironic, it's very strong. ”

Liang Huiyin sat in the audience, also smiling, "Qin Luo's sketches are really good-looking." ”

"Indeed, even Lao Shen told me in private that even he may not be as talented as Qin Luo in sketches. Du Jie accosted on the side.

He still didn't say the second half of the sentence in his heart, "In terms of music creation talent, I can't compare to him." ”

Lu Yao pointed to another place, "This, I like to play mahjong, I'll give him a cannon to dismantle!"

"This, I like to play, so I'll take my grandfather's relics to him to wear strings. ”

"This, like me......" Speaking of this, he was suddenly stunned, and when he came back to his senses, Lu Yao immediately covered the laptop and changed the topic, "So, Hao Jianna......"

"Poof~~"

"Hahahaha!"

"Like you?"

"Hey, hey, this burden is a bit unprepared!"

Many celebrities and performers at the scene all laughed, full of laughter.

Qin Luo also looked happy, and urged with interest, "Eh, you will wait for a while, how can this be covered in the key place, this is what I want to hear the most!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Good!"

"Well, we want to hear that, too!"

Celebrities are also people, and acting as an audience on stage at this moment is very immersive.

Ke Huairen frowned, and commented for the first time, "This ...... It's a bit vulgar. ”

Luo Dagang wiped his sweat and explained, "It's okay, this is just a slight reminder, and I didn't say it directly." ”

Ke Huairen glanced at him and didn't say anything more.

Luo Dagang was secretly worried in his heart, nothing would go wrong in the end, right?

On stage, the rehearsal continued.

Lu Yao left the desk with his hands behind his back, didn't take Qin Luo's words, and changed the topic: "So, you know how I got into this position now, right?"

Qin Luo nodded vigorously and said solemnly: "I know, otherwise you are amazing, section chief, your sycophant kung fu, it is all in the blood!"

"Hahaha!"

"Did he write all these lines? ”

"It's really a burden, I can't help it if I want to hold back my laughter. ”

"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?" Lu Yao sat on the sofa with her butt crossed, and was unhappy with Erlang's legs, and stretched out her hand to point at him complainingly: "I said you have this mouth!"

Qin Luo also sat down and hurriedly explained, "Bah, bah...... Why do you think I can't talk like that? I get angry when I speak. I also wondered, I found that every time I had a meeting, this leader just nodded and smiled at you, is it because you are more beautiful?"

Lu Yao sat as steady as Mount Tai and smiled proudly, "It's not just that!"

Turning his head to look at him, he pointed, "I'm telling you, meetings are skillful. As soon as the leader spoke, as soon as he spoke and threw out his point of view, I immediately gave a 'hmm'?" When she spoke, she exaggerated a skeptical expression, "The leader thought, what's the matter? Are you questioning me? When he finished speaking, I didn't even know what he was talking about, and immediately followed a ...... 'oh'!" She showed a look of sudden realization, and her mouth opened wide, "I want the leader to feel that I was baptized by his words, and I was completely enlightened! Finally, I stood in the same team with the leader." ”

After listening to this, Qin Luo also learned Lu Yao's expression and made one, and he suddenly realized that it was extremely ugly, "Oh~~"

"Poof!"

"It's ugly, hey!"

"Please, be a man!"

"It's the same expression, why is one enlightened, and the other is that I want to hit him!"

Qin Luo's expression was too cheap. Hahaha, it's Hao Jian. ”

Qin Luo said with admiration: "Listen to your words and subvert your outlook on life!"

Lu Yao patted the armrest of the sofa and stood up, reached out and patted him on the shoulder and said: "So Hao Jian, not only do you have to accompany the leader to play a good game, but you also have to make the leader only willing to play with you, so that when he thinks of the ball, he thinks of you, and his hands itch when he thinks of you!"

Qin Luo immediately nodded and said, "I understand, just let me establish an image of being unbeaten." Then will I be able to turn it right if I am beaten up?"

"It's not just about turning positive. Lu Yao turned around and pointed to the entire office with his finger, "See, my office will be yours from now on, Section Chief Hao." ”

Qin Luo hurriedly waved his hand, but there was an irrepressible smile on his face, "Oh, don't, don't, don't!"

Lu Yao shouted with a smile again: "Section Chief Hao!"

Qin Luo trembled all over and covered his face with his hands, "Oh, don't don't, don't don't, don't don't!"

Lu Yao pulled him to the leather chair, "Section Chief Hao, Section Chief Hao is here, come and sit down, sit here!"

Qin Luo excused himself in every possible way: "No, no, no, no!"

"Feel it! Sit down, feel it. Lu Yao forcibly pressed him down.

"No, no, no!" Qin Luo was still refusing.

"Sit down. Lu Yao is also insisting.

"No, no...... Whew~~" Qin Luo's ass was already sitting on the leather chair, and his face suddenly showed an expression of enjoyment, just like the sage time after orgasm, his mouth was opened to the maximum, and a series of "Oh oh!!"

The mouth says no, but the body is very honest!

The mouth is upright!

"Hahahahaha. ”

Qin Luo's expression was too funny. ”

A group of stars in the audience couldn't stop laughing at this performance, and many people in the review team were amused.

It's all about entertaining people with their performances.

Qin Luo leaned on the chair and was a little incoherent, "Hey, let's also taste what it's like to be a leader." Eh, this chair is so comfortable, no wonder you always sleep when you go to work. If I become this son from now on, then I won't have to sleep forever?"

"Hahahahaha. Lu Yao let out a barbell-like laugh, "You can sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao!"

Qin Luo waved his hand modestly, but the smile on his face couldn't be stopped.

Ringing ringing, just then the phone on the desk rang

Qin Luo took it and answered it, "Hey, ah, Director Han, I'm sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off." ”

Lu Yao was smiling, and when he heard this, he hurriedly ran over and dragged Qin Luo away from the chair, "Get up." Then he took the phone and said with a sneer, "Hey, Director Han, I'm here." Oh, you're coming over now, okay, yes, that's great, just right, I've got good news for you, too!"

hung up the phone, laughed and clapped his hands, "The director will be here soon!"

"Great. Qin Luo also smiled, "Eh, where are we going to play when he comes?"

Lu Yao snapped his fingers, and then walked to the side, "I have already prepared it for you!"

Took him to the side, where there was a simple table tennis table, which was put together by two mahjong tables, "This old director has entered, and I have also dealt with his mahjong table." Ha, in the future, you will play with me, and I will be the referee for you. ”

Saying that, he also set up a table tennis net, and it really became a table tennis table, "Haha, Hao Jianna, this is not an ordinary table tennis table for you, this is the ladder of your life!"

"Hahahaha!"

"The ladder of life. ”

"The TNT of life!"

The stars all laughed, but Liu Liangguo's face was even more ugly, because to his ears, this was another boycott of table tennis.

What's the matter, the ping-pong table has become the ladder of life? What do you mean by that?

Liu Liangguo wanted to get angry, but seeing that Ke Huairen was still silent, he could only suppress the anger in his heart again.

Qin Luo had a look of surprise and excitement on his face, "Your noble." Before I met you, half of my life was in vain. I've made a detour. ”

As he spoke, he bowed deeply to Lu Yao, "Thank you, Chief Ma." ”

Lu Yao waved his hand, "Hey~~"

Qin Luo reacted and changed his words: "No, Director Ma !!"

Lu Yao was startled, and hurriedly covered her face with her hands: "Oh, don't dare to be, don't dare to be!"

But the smile and smugness on his face couldn't be hidden.

Gifts were exchanged, and Lu Yao also shouted back, "Section Chief Hao!"

Qin Luo was also jumping up and down excitedly, "Sooner or later, Director Ma!"

Lu Yao was also overjoyed, "Oh, I can't help it, Section Chief Hao!"

The two laughed wildly a few times, then shook hands and said, "Win-win! Win-win!"

"Well acted!"

"These two are so capable!hahahaha!"

"The sycophant face is vividly expressed. ”

At this time, the music started.

Lu Yao was busy putting on makeup in front of the mirror, while Qin Luo picked up a table tennis racket and practiced it himself!

Just after a few hits, a voice suddenly came out, shouting: "Whoever plays table tennis again in the future, I will punish him!!"

Lu Yao froze.

Qin Luo was also stunned.

The atmosphere of the stage changed all at once!

"Hahahaha!"

"Now it's something to see!"

"Let you two make trouble!"

"The director is here!"

"The horse's ass slapped on the horse's buttocks. ”

At this time, Han Chen, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, came out, his hair was also combed and shiny, and he looked like a leader.

"Hey, Director Han, what's wrong?" Lu Yao hurriedly went up to greet him, avoiding the director's gaze, and desperately gesturing to Qin Luo over there!

Qin Luo held the racket, didn't dare to make much movement, and carefully went to hide the racket.

Han Chen reprimanded righteously, "You don't know who it is, I heard that I love to play table tennis." Now some comrades have practiced in the office during their working hours! What kind of behavior do you think this is?"

Qin Luo was in the corner behind him, moving step by step, quickly and nervously tidying up the table tennis table, and reached out to take off the net in the middle of the table.

Lu Yao was still covering Qin Luo, "Eh, Director Han, it's not a big deal to play table tennis." ”

Han Chen said: "Playing table tennis itself is an active and healthy sport. But if you use it to your liking, it will be a crooked trend!"

Speaking of this, as soon as he turned around, he happened to see Qin Luo taking a table tennis net.

Both were stunned.

"Hahahaha!"

Quite a few people were amused.

As a result, Qin Luo's next action made the audience laugh even more!

Qin Luo was stunned, stretched out his hand, hung the table tennis net around his neck, pinched it, and threw it back like a scarf!

"Hahahaha!"

"Oops, hey!"

"Your ability to adapt ......"

It seems to be as stable as an old dog, but in fact, he is panicked. ”

Many people applauded and applauded.

Han Chen walked over with his hands behind his back and squinted at him, "Scarf?" tugged at the thing around his neck, "Still with counterweights?"

Qin Luo quibbled: "The wind is strong, my mother is afraid that it will be lost." ”

Lu Yao hurriedly came over to relieve the siege, "Hey, this is a new comrade from our unit." Come, Director, sit down and say, sit down and say. ”

Han Chen sat on the sofa, looked at Lu Yao, and said, "Section Chief Ma, you are an old comrade, there is such a work style problem in our unit, should you take the lead?"

Lu Yao immediately sat up straight, and said righteously: "I said them! I said that even if you practice again, you can't reach the level of Director Han, Director Han is in the original unit, and he is the champion every year!"

"Hey, hey, don't compliment me!" Han Chen's tone paused, and he waved his hand to interrupt, "One year I was the runner-up. ”

After that, Han Chen sighed and said, "Actually, this table tennis, I don't play very well! Tell me, how did I get the championship every year?"

With a wave of his hand, "It's all water!"

Lu Yao hurriedly patted his ass and said: "It can't be all water, didn't you just say that you have to be the runner-up for a year." ”

Han Chen looked at her and nodded, "That's right." ”

Then he added, "I was the deputy chief that year!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"That's funny!"

"Leng Buding is a burden!hahaha!"

"When I was the deputy director, I was the runner-up, and when I was promoted, I won the championship every year. That's a good irony. ”

There are various themes in the sketches, and satire is one of the most representative themes.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, there have also been many excellent satirical sketches over the years.

Today, I saw with my own eyes such a very good satirical sketch, which will definitely become a classic.

"This sketch junior is really good. Teacher Cai Ming has participated in more than a dozen CCTV Spring Festival Galas, and now he has been active on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Yes, there are talented people in the country, and there are successors to the sketches. Her old partner Pan Hongjiang was also amazed.

On stage, the rehearsal continued.

"Okay, okay, let's get away from it. Han Chen shook his hand, changed the subject, and said, "Eh, Chief Ma, didn't you just tell me on the phone that there is good news waiting for me?"

Lu Yao was stunned for a moment, and said vaguely: "Ah, ha, yes, what, that ......"

She couldn't sit still on the sofa, she suddenly turned her head to look at Qin Luo, gritted her teeth and smiled: "What kind of good news did the director ask you?"

Qin Luo was dumbfounded, "Huh, do you want to ask me?"

Then he looked at Director Han, his lips moved a few times and then stopped, and finally he held back for a long time and said, "...... My surname is Hao, and my name is Hao Xinxin. ”

"Hahaha!"

"Aren't you called Hao Jian, and you changed your name again?"

"Your parents got up early and greedily gave you the name, and you just changed it?"

Han Chen also smiled, shook his head vigorously, and asked, "Your name is Hao Xinwen?"

"it was for him. Lu Yao laughed dryly: "Haha, what are you talking about!"

Han Chen looked at him and asked, "Then what are you looking for me?"

"Huh?" Qin Luo was stunned for a moment, and then said, "What do you say I'm looking for you? ”

After saying that, turn around and put oil on the soles of your feet.

Lu Yao got up and grabbed him, "You come back for me, you are too rude." The Director asks you something.

Qin Luo looked like he wanted to cry without tears, "It's too difficult to make up nonsense, my brain is about to explode." ”

Lu Yao was also helpless, "Anyway, you have to think of one, and then you can leave." ”

Qin Luo had no choice but to continue to make up, "Yes, I, what am I looking for you?" Ah, by the way...... he pointed out the door, "When those people go to work, they always play table tennis." ”

Lu Yao breathed a sigh of relief and walked back with a smile.

Qin Luo continued: "They crackle and squeak all day long, affecting Section Chief Ma's sleep!"

Poof!

Lu Yao, who was just about to sit down, was so frightened that she sat on the ground!

Qin Luo hurriedly changed his words, "Write!"

"Poof~~"

"Hahahaha!"

"I told the truth directly. ”

Lu Yao got up with a dry smile, "Ha, hehe." ”

Han Chen smiled and knocked on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, just give me a small report?" This little comrade reported the problem in a timely manner, just after I had already fully and comprehensively understood the situation. ”

Lu Yao glanced at Qin Luo, "Did you say you were redundant?"

Han Chen suddenly asked, "Section Chief Ma, there is a man named Hao Jian in your department?"

"Ahh Lu Yao looked at Han Chen, a little distracted.

When Qin Luo heard this, he hurriedly blocked half of his face with one hand, and his footsteps were also moving back.

Han Chen said: "As far as I know, this young man has strong business ability and is a good seedling, and the organization has decided to turn him into a regular seedling!"

Hearing this, Qin Luo exclaimed excitedly, "Oh also!"

Lu Yao was startled by the voice.

Han Chen also looked at Qin Luo strangely.

Qin Luo hurriedly explained, "I'm ...... I'm so happy for him!"

Han Chen smiled knowingly, stood up on the sofa, and walked towards Qin Luo step by step, saying as he walked: "Hao news, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." ”

As he spoke, he had already stood in front of him, stretched out his hand and took off the "scarf" that had been hanging around his neck, and said: "If you want to make achievements in your work, there is no shortcut, you can only be conscientious and down-to-earth." ”

Qin Luo was stunned.

Lu Yao also wiped his sweat vigorously.

Han Chen walked to the table tennis case and inserted the "scarf" on the end, "Besides, don't keep giving yourself some stage names when you have nothing to do." ”

walked to the other end, put the other side on the other side, and stretched out his finger to point at him, "Otherwise, there is really good news, you say that you dare not accept it, how sad!"

Qin Luo lowered his head and finally told the truth, "Director, I'm Hao Jian, I'm sorry, I was wrong!"

"That's enough!" Lu Yao stood up and pulled him behind him, "Is this your fault?" Director Han, it's my fault, if you want to say it, just say me! It's me, I've been lax and negligent in my thinking, and I let him take a stage name if I wasn't careful!"

After speaking, she looked at the table tennis table with a surprised face, bent over and reached out to touch it, and said in surprise: "Oh my mother, this is a table tennis table? I don't even know it!"

"Hahahaha!"

"It's so good!"

"I've never seen anyone so brazen. ”

Director Han's face suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Enough, Ma Jingjing! Sycophant! Black sheep! Your problem has long been mastered by the relevant departments, and today I just want to come to learn and understand." ”

He sneered, pointed his finger at Lu Yao and scolded: "It's really an eye-opener for me! Take the state money and don't do business, and take shortcuts." Let's wait for that!"

After saying that, he turned around and left!

Lu Yao panicked, and hurriedly chased after him and shouted: "Director Han! Director Han, I was wrong! Director Han, give me another chance!"

She also left the stage.

On the stage, only Qin Luo was left.

"It's a good buckle!"

"Yes, the work is complete at once!"

"Satirizing the beard and slapping the horse, the idea is very good! It is the hottest subject at the moment!"

"It's wonderful!"

"What will happen in the end?"

"It's over soon, let's see how Qin Luo finishes in the end!"

"Yes, the final bottom is the most critical!"

The audience is full of industry insiders, even if they don't understand the sketch, they know a little bit if they have seen a lot, and it is very important to know the end of the sketch.

Luo Dagang also looked forward to it.

Ke Huairen and Liu Liangguo looked solemn, as if they were pressing something.

Qin Luo's gaze was retracted from the door, and he said with a sigh: "Something is wrong, and the section chief of the unit, Ma, has also been photographed." I now understand that if you want to be a competent cadre, you must be ......"

took a breath and said righteously, "Refuse to be yellow, refuse to gamble, refuse to play table tennis." ”

"Don't always think about what the leaders think, think more about what the people need!"

"Good!"

"It's a positive ending. ”

"Yes. The whole work is complete. ”

The audience applauded enthusiastically, and many celebrities laughed and applauded.

Cai Ming, Pan Hongjiang and other veterans of the Spring Festival Gala also smiled and gave appreciation and recognition.

But at this moment, an untimely angry voice sounded: "There is a big problem with this sketch, and the review will not pass, PASS!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked. Take a look at the latest chapters of the "Star Chat Group Claw Book House" to read for free for the first time.