Text Chapter 72 Couplet: Three Taels of Pork Belly

Jin Cheng saw that this guy was really not good, and said coldly: "You also know, I am from the small county town of Jingkou County, unlike your big city, there are many cultural people, and I can't buy it if I want to, so I can make a random song."

Tang Guangze laughed and said: "Brother Jin, don't blame, I just said that you made this poem, those fox friends and dog friends around me don't believe it, they say that you don't do your job, you don't know a few big characters, it is impossible to make such a good poem, and you spent a lot of money to buy it, this time I go back, I will definitely scold them."

Jin Cheng said in his heart that the combat power and disgusting value of this guy in front of him are not at the same level as that Chen Xia, MMP, and he scolded people so roundaboutly.

Ruolan said leisurely: "Tang Gongzi, poetry and songs have also become popular in your barracks, the poems written by Brother Jin have been passed to you, many close friends in the boudoir say that the people in the barracks are basically old and coarse, uneducated, today I saw you and Brother Jin discussing poetry and songs, I should be impressed, and I have to criticize these close friends of mine when I go back today."

This counterattack was beautiful, seeing that she actually called herself Brother Jin in her mouth, Jin Cheng praised her directly in his heart, looked at her gratefully, and found that she was more beautiful than just now.

Tang Guangze said embarrassedly: "I just heard about one or two, and I want to come to ask Brother Cheng today." After speaking, he took a sip of tea to hide his embarrassment, just now I saw my future daughter-in-law and Jin Cheng sitting at a table, I wanted to give Jin Cheng a dismount, I don't want to contradict this ugly monster in front of me, although she is not good-looking, but her father is the uncle of the dynasty, and her father has to give three points when he meets her father, in addition, she not only has a lot of research on medicine, but also dabbles in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can be regarded as a talent, and she must not be able to bargain with him.

Yiren came over and saw that Tang Guangze was also on the table, first of all, he was stunned, and then said enthusiastically: "Brother Tang is here."

Tang Guangze got up and said, "Sister Yiren, please sit" immediately got up and moved a stool for her, and after Yiren sat down, he went to his seat and sat down, and he was a gentleman.

Jin Cheng saw that they were so close, his heart was dripping blood, Brother Tang and Sister Yiren all shouted, obviously they were more familiar with each other, and their faces were not good-looking in an instant.

At this time, the wedding ceremony was being held, and Jin Cheng didn't have the heart to pay attention.

As the wedding progressed, the dishes came up slowly, everyone started eating, Jin Cheng saw that Tang Guangze was picking up vegetables for the Yiren from time to time, like chewing wax, and the other two people on the table were also eating with their own thoughts.

Tang Guangze picked up a glass of wine and said: "Brother Jin, there are only two of us on this table, this wine is still drunk, and if you don't drink, you will eat more dullly, acquaintance is fate, let's toast to fate" After speaking, he put the cup to his mouth, and drank it all with his hand.

Jin Cheng had no choice but to pick up the wine glass, the wine glass was about two taels, Jin Cheng thought that he only needed to take a sip, so he took a sip first.

What kind of person is Tang Guangze, not only has he been on the battlefield for a long time, but also on the battlefield of alcohol, drinking wine is like drinking water, and his heart is not going to drink you Jin Cheng today, Lao Tzu is not surnamed Tang, after the first cup and Jin Cheng had a drink, he drank it all, and after drinking, he turned the cup over to Jin Cheng, and the implication is that I have done it, look at you.

Jin Cheng could only dry up a glass of wine.

Tang Guangze enthusiastically poured a second glass of wine for Jin Cheng and continued: "The first glass of wine is throat wine, and the second glass is the beginning of feelings, come, I wish our friendship will last forever."

Jin Cheng's sweat said in his heart, you are from the military camp, I am an ordinary person, how can I drink to win you, and said in his mouth: "Brother Guangze, drink slowly, I can't drink enough."

"Hey, the man can't say no, come to prove that we can do it, go one" He drank it all again.

Jin Cheng's pain! Drinking by himself is indeed not his strong point, but he drank it hard, and he felt that his stomach was already turning over the river and the sea, and his face was full of heat, and he was dripping wine on his face, and now he just took two mouthfuls of food and drank four taels of wine.

Yifang saw that Jin Cheng's face was flushed, and she couldn't bear to say: "Senior brother, I've been pricking you with needles these days, and the effect of drinking is not good, don't drink it."

Yiren said coldly: "Sister Yifang, don't worry, what kind of person is Senior Brother, I am used to eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, besides, drinking alcohol has little effect on acupuncture, it is rare that Senior Brother and Brother Tang hit it off at first sight, it is okay to drink a few more glasses, I really drank too much, Senior Brother is resting in Lingcheng Mansion, just now Uncle and Uncle have already discussed, tonight their Senior Brother will have dinner, so Senior Brother, you don't have to think about going back, let go of your belly to eat and drink, "Senior Brother Xindao, Senior Brother, it is fake not to drink you down today."

A breeze struck, a chrysanthemum fell down, Ruolan picked up the flower, and said leisurely: "Sister Yiren, looking at this petal, I suddenly thought of a poem: Falling flowers intentionally follow the flowing water, and the flowing water is ruthless in love with falling flowers."

Yiren was a little embarrassed and said: "Sister Ruolan is worthy of being a talented girl, and she always has poetry and songs in her head."

The two big men were already cooking up the third glass of wine.

There are three stages of drinking, the first is the virgin stage, which is strictly guarded, the second is the young woman stage, which is half-pushed and half-done, and the last is the widow stage.

Jin Cheng had just entered the stage of a young woman at this time, and when he saw Yiren speaking coldly to him just now, he was unhappy, so he actually took the initiative to toast the third glass of wine.

As soon as I drank too much wine, I talked more, and the two of them talked nonsense.

After drinking the fourth cup, Yifang saw that Jin Cheng was a little speechless, but Tang Guangze's face was not red and his heart was not beating at this time, and he was a little anxious, and said to Jin Cheng: "Senior brother, don't drink it."

Jin Cheng was a little irritable, his face was red, but he really couldn't be reckless when he drank, if he was drunk, it would be ugly: "Drink, do what you can, I'm in place today, and I will drink with you next time."

Tang Guangze said leisurely: "I didn't expect Brother Jin to listen to Miss Yifang, she asked you not to drink, you immediately said it in place, Brother Jin is really a blessing."

Jin Cheng was red all year old, and his eyes were bloodshot, so it was difficult to express his position.

Tang Guangze saw that he was basically drunk, and said with a smile: "Brother Cheng, let's not drink the wine today, if you are really poured down today, Miss Yifang still doesn't hate me to death, a few of my friends have gotten an absolute in the past few days, and no one has put the next couplet out, you are talented, there must be an answer" Thinking about drinking flower wine in Yichun Building a few days ago, when the beautiful woman Xia Yuyan gave the audience an absolute, no one answered at that time, and the most ruthless thing was that I asked a lot of these fox friends around me, and no one could get it.

Ruolan picked up the vegetables and said slowly: "Hey, Tang Gongzi has also started to write crepe."

Tang Guangze said embarrassedly: "Where, let Miss Ruolan smile, a few days ago a friend went to Yichun Building to drink flower wine, our first beauty in the capital Xia Yuyan gave him an absolute one, and they were all stumped.

After listening to it, Yifang became interested, and said with the mentality of watching the excitement: "Hurry up and listen to it."

Tang Guangze said: "This couplet is: Huangshan larch leaves fall mountain yellow, of course, Ruolan girl, I have heard for a long time that you are a talented woman, and I also ask you to guide one or two" Everyone in the heart says that you are a talented woman, see how many catties and taels you have.

After speaking, he took a sip of tea and looked at everyone.

Ruolan listened, this guy obviously came to see his jokes, this couplet is indeed more difficult, this pair of couplets, from left to right, left and right to left are the same, after listening to his head turned quickly, but for a while and a half will not be able to think of a good pair.

Yiren and Yifang can only be in a hurry, this is not their strong point, where can they think of it. 、

Jin Cheng looked at Tang Guangze and said with a smile: "Brother Guangze is going to eat flower wine."

Tang Guangze looked at Yiren a little embarrassed and said, "No, no, no, I just said it, a friend of mine went, I listened to him."

Jin Cheng slapped the table, and the rest of the people were startled.

He burped and said: "It's good that you didn't go, I can only say that the group of people your friends went to eat flower wine are all SB, too, how can anyone who goes to this kind of place have any good goods, if it weren't for his father's money, if it wasn't for his father's power, it would be strange to be able to get this kind of pair, it's all garbage, and it won't be recycled if you throw it in the trash can, hehe, Brother Guangze, it's good that you didn't go, otherwise I will scold you, and this conscience will be disturbed."

Ruolan said: "Good scolding."

Tang Guangze saw that he scolded these rich second-generation officials and second-generation officials, and the most ruthless thing was to scold himself, and he didn't dare to make a sound, because as soon as he made a sound, he still seemed to have drunk flower wine that day, and said expressionlessly: "Then please come out to one brother, let's open our eyes."

"Okay, then it's ugly, the yellow mountain larch leaves fall yellow, the Xiangshan Biyun Temple is fragrant, the peanut flowers fall in the north of the mountain, and the West Lake Hanging Temple is hanging in the west of the lake, think of these for the time being" Jin Cheng shook his head and said.

Tang Guangze's cup almost fell to the ground, none of us came out, he was ashamed to say that three came out, and temporarily thought of these few, his face was flushed, and he looked at him in a daze, sighing that this guy's performance was inconsistent with the news he got.

Several girls were also frightened, and Ruolan looked at Jin Cheng in surprise.

Yiren and Yifang also looked at him stupidly, and said in their hearts that this guy is simply wonderful.

Jin Cheng was drinking high at this time, put a piece of pork belly into his mouth, and bit it and said: "Oh, the pork belly of the Yiren sister is very delicious, I have inspiration again, the yellow mountain larch leaves fall yellow, three two pork belly flowers five two three, sorry, as soon as the wine is drunk, the inspiration is easy to come up."

Tang Guangze was shocked, and he was embarrassed and threw everyone to his grandmother's house.

Yiren's face was a little unsightly, and he said in a low voice: "Three, two, five, pork will not be so expensive."

Yifang smiled and said happily: "Our family's pork belly is a special grade pork belly, and the pork belly is just five or two, senior brother, you are really amazing."

Tang Guangguang regretted that he was reckless just now, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting were not his strong points, I heard that he was also a swinger, how could he have thought that he had this kind of divine operation, thinking that no matter how good you are, you are also my subordinate, this Yiren dissolved the marriage contract is always a fact, and said with a smile, "Brother Cheng's talent, I admire my brother tightly, Yiren's sister came to dissolve the marriage contract some time ago, you won't hold a grudge, if she has something that she doesn't do well, I will punish myself as a future husband with a glass of wine."

Jin Cheng's previous happiness was gone, and he was angry, and he drank the wine in the cup.