Chapter 119: The Beggar's Duel 3

Thinking about it, no one in this group of beggars wanted a second bowl, but they all smashed the porcelain bowl in unison, and then began to 'perform'.

"Oops...... You have a problem with this meal......"

"Isn't it rancid, my stomach hurts so much!"

"Oh, I'm afraid my child can't be saved!"

……

There was a fat woman among the beggars, with deep acting skills, rolling back and forth with her belly, Chen Ning looked at it from the other side, and said in her heart that this person was a talent, and she would have to add money later.

Shi Chunlai was stunned, and said in his heart, your sister, eldest sister, how can you have a child? Are you pure fat? Besides, how can a beggar be so fat as you, are you afraid that you are out to work part-time?

Looking at the others, he scolded again.

I'm Cao, can you fake them a little more? You TM just finished drinking porridge, I'm afraid it's still in your throat and eyes and not in your stomach, right? What about acting in a movie? You were poisoned just after eating?

Looking at the beggars rolling on the ground, Shi Chunlai's eyes widened, the most important thing was that this group of beggars seemed to be in a game, one could roll more than the other, and one could scream more than the other.

Some covered their stomachs, some covered their chests, and some ...... TM's even has a ...... with his ass covered

At this time, a neighbor who was watching the excitement came to give him an idea.

"Da Chun, I think it's better to call the police......

Another neighbor shook his head.

"You can't call the police, if you call the police, so many people are poisoned, the matter will be big, even if they are fake, but if you check carefully, your shop has no business license, two has no health permit, three has not registered, many beggars are at most educated, you will be unlucky, fines are the minimum, maybe you have to be arrested." ”

Shi Chunlai nodded hurriedly when he heard this, and then another person suggested again.

"Either send it to the hospital, most of them are pretending, send it to the hospital, and check it out?"

"That's right, send it to the hospital, this group of people can't spend a lot of money on the examination fee, it's better than them slandering people. ”

……

As a result, the gang of beggars was sent to the hospital......

Then they live a happy life with peace of mind, warmth, and warmth.

That's what the old beggar said when he called his son.

"Son, Dad is in Meadowzi Town, drank a bowl of white porridge, went to the hospital for examination, said it was prostatitis, and now someone is treating Dad, where are you? Still asking for food? Come to Meadowzi Town, come here to drink porridge......"

"Ahh......h

"Tut-tut, it's so miserable, then hurry up and drink porridge, and check it after drinking......"

……

The middle-aged beggar is even more excessive, secretly calling a beggar friend in another city.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, aren't you a bao skin and a stem? Hurry up and come to Meadowzi Town, drink a bowl of white porridge, you can see any disease for free, I just had surgery, oops, it still hurts, let's not talk about it." ”

……

That's how a pregnant woman called her husband.

"Husband, I'm sorry, husband, our child didn't survive, but it doesn't matter, I cut the hemorrhoids in the hospital by the way......"

……

Shi Chunlai thought that this was the end, and when he returned to the shop depressed, he ran away on the spot, and there were hundreds of beggars sitting at the door of the shop, all of whom were called by this group of beggars who saw a doctor for free.

This group of people drinking white porridge is fake, and it is true that they came for a free physical examination and medical treatment, but after the result came, no one was there, and they all squatted at the door and waited for the rabbit.

In this way, Shi Chunlai didn't dare to go to the store for three days, even Chen Ning didn't expect this situation, he was so frightened that he stammered, told Ma Tianyao to be careful, and ran away in the car.

At noon on the fourth day, Shi Chunlai wore a mask, walked around the door of the store with a thief's eyebrows, and found that all the beggars had dispersed, so he opened the door of the store with confidence.

This time, he learned from the pain, sat in the hotel and pondered for a long time, and finally had a final summary. Seeing that Ma Tianyao's shop across the street was doing so well, a series of emotions such as jealousy and anger surged up.

"Since you can't sell it at a high price, then I also make a small profit but have a quick turnover, don't you sell 2 yuan buffet white porridge? I'll sell it for 1 yuan!! I'm going to let you have no customers! I'm going to make you go out of business!!

Just do it, he called his mother to boil eight pots of white porridge, in order to prevent accidents, this time he also tasted it, and felt that the taste of this white porridge was similar to what he usually ate, so he nodded and finally agreed.

Then he hung a huge blackboard at the door of the store, and wrote a large line of letters on it.

"One dollar, free !!"

As soon as I finished writing, hula, a crowd poured in.

"Boss, can we say okay, eat for free for a dollar?"

"Don't lie, I'm not very good-tempered......"

"Boss, I'm not polite to give you the money here!"

……

Most of this group of people are local second-rate people, and there are some outsiders who are not very well-off, and they have been worried about food for the past few days.

。 The price of meadows is high now, and people can't afford not to eat, so this group of people can only eat once a day, or buy some instant noodles and mineral water to make do.

Even if you buy instant noodles and mineral water, you have to ride a battery bike for kilometers to go to a more remote village, because the local people in TM have already run out of supermarkets.

There are even some people who are really reluctant to spend money, and will spend an hour every day to go all the way to eat, and then spend another hour coming back after eating, just to save money.

Although Ma Tianyao's white porridge is 2 yuan, it is only sold for students, this group of adults can't eat it, today I saw that Shi Chunlai actually sold 1 yuan of white porridge, and it is unlimited to eat, and it does not limit the identity of people, and suddenly one by one it is like a fly seeing blood.

Shi Chunlai is MMP in his heart at the moment, he really wants to say that I haven't had time to write the words 'students only' yet.

But what he says now that others can't hear it at all, there are more and more people, and in the end, the blackboard hanging outside him is crowded, and the people who are squeezed behind don't know what they are doing here, anyway, they think it's right to line up first.

So......

Some of the people in the back queue had such awkward conversations.

"Hey, what's the queue for?"

"I don't know, it seems like it's a free meal......

"Who is stupid, eat for free?"

"It seems to be true, and I also listened to the person in front of me......"

"I'm Cao, still line up for free dinner? When you get there, there will be food? Squeeze it!"

"It makes sense, !! Duck"

……

Under the rhythm of the caring people, these people in the back no longer queued, and all began to squeeze in, Shi Chunlai stood at the outermost part of the line crying, squeezing the most painful.

He TM didn't know when he was squeezed out, and he really couldn't get in if he wanted to go in again, saying that it was 1 yuan, but it was a mess, and no one even gave 1 yuan.

"Robbers, bandits, don't rob them, this is my shop, give me food money......"

"Bah, your shop? Why aren't you in your shop? What proof do you have to prove that this is your shop?"

"I ......"

Shi Chunlai touched his body, except for a box of red plum cigarettes that were squeezed and deformed, he didn't even have an ID card, and immediately cried again.