Chapter 192: Not Good, This Song Is Poisonous (Fourth More Subscription Requested)

The commercial matter came to an end for the time being, and the audience's attention was reinvested in the semi-finals of the sketch competition.

Seeing the votes of the seven groups of players in front of him, many viewers sweated hard for Qin Luo, with so many votes missing, can he catch up?

Finally, in the midst of the long wait, Qin Luo appeared on the stage.

At this moment, the audience watching the TV broadcast across the country was shocked and ready to receive a feast of laughter.

Some beauties who are applying the mask take off the mask early, otherwise they will laugh all the time, which will affect the effect of the mask;

There are thirsty viewers who are drinking water, take the water cup away from it, they all deeply remember a truth, when watching Qin Luo's sketches, they must not drink water, and they will not spray absolutely;

Some viewers with a very low laughing point have already massaged their facial muscles with their hands and relaxed the corners of their mouths an hour in advance, so that they will not laugh until their faces cramp later;

There are spectators who are eating Yanjing roast duck, and they can't get enough of putting down the roast duck in their hands and don't dare to eat it, worried that they will choke later......

In anticipation, "Falling Leaves Return to the Roots" was officially staged.

"The one who sells the grave, my second uncle liked luxury and hustle and bustle when he was alive, and I covered the entire tomb. Each tree is filled with small speakers that play the sound of traffic 24 hours a day. I picked up all the small graves here, set up a simple shed, and gave me ramen, barbecue, pancakes and fruits, gaba dishes, and Jiangmi fried cakes. Arrange a row of security guards for me over there, and if there is nothing to do, I will chase them, and I will run around the grave circle of my second uncle, and it will be lively. ”

An Internet café in Yanjing.

The five friends who paused the black and chose to watch the live TV broadcast have been laughing since the sketch, and when they saw this, they laughed even louder, and many people around them were affected and frowned.

"Laugh at me, don't you know I'm doing my homework online?" a skinny boy with glasses scolded.

"That is, the Internet café is a public place, so you should be your own home? Laughing so loudly that you don't care about other people's feelings?"

"Is there something wrong with the five of you? You've been laughing and arguing for me to play games since just now. ”

However, the five friends were all wearing headphones and watching the sketch, and they didn't hear the complaints and complaints of the people around them.

"Damn. The young man with glasses who was writing homework on the Internet immediately got up and walked over, pulled off a little friend's headphones, and was about to accuse him, but heard a voice from the stereo, "Mr. Lusi, how much inheritance did my second uncle leave me?"

"Let me tell you this, your second uncle is abroad and is starving to death!"

"Huh?"

Hearing this voice, many people around couldn't help but laugh, this reversal was too funny.

The young man with glasses immediately forgot that he had come to "find faults", and stood there and watched.

"What are you looking at? It's funny. Many people around him stopped their actions and got up and walked over.

Only then did the friends notice the situation around them, and when they saw that many people were coming around, the other four friends immediately pulled out their headphones, letting Qin Luo's voice echo throughout the Internet café.

Then, the people in the Internet café gradually gathered here, and there were more and more people, and the laughter became louder and louder......

The owners of the Internet cafes were shocked, this was to gather a crowd to make trouble, and they almost called the police.

……

A nursing home in Shanghai.

"Let me tell you Mr. Lusi, this is not my second uncle at all. Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?"

"You can't be wrong. You just stinky and shameless, the same as your second uncle when he was alive. ”

Watching the performance on TV, more than a dozen old men and women in the hall were so happy that they couldn't close their mouths.

"Hmph, I'll just say that Hao Jian is not a good person, look at what kind of people his family is, Hao Sao, Hao Lang, Hao Jian, tsk. "An uncle just looks down on Hao Jian.

"Old Li Tou, you are prejudiced. I like Hao Jian, he can laugh, for more than a month, I just need to look at Hao Jian when I'm bored and bored, and then I can have fun for a day. ”

"This Hao Jian has brought a lot of laughter to our nursing home. ”

"Uh-huh...... My dentures fell off laughing. ”

Nurse Tingting was also watching, but when she heard Grandma Liu's exclamation, she quickly got up and walked over and picked up her dentures that had fallen on the ground.

"I'll clean it up for you. Nurse Tingting said.

"Hmm...... No hurry...... Not...... Read it first...... You also see...... It's funny...... "Without dentures, Grandma Liu is a little inconvenient to speak, but she holds the hand of the nurse Tingting and doesn't let her go."

Nurse Tingting thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay." ”

She is actually a fan of Qin Luo, and she has followed Qin Luo on Weibo, and she really doesn't want to miss his sketches.

Grandma Liu is so nice, I will take better care of her in the future.

……

Qing'an City home.

"Your father's name is Hao Shao, your second uncle's name is Hao Lang, and your own name is Hao Jian, your whole family is a good person. ”

Mom and Xiaoyun both laughed from ear to ear, especially Mom, who was funny and proud at the same time, this is my son, watching the audience laugh, laughter and applause never stopped.

Although my father didn't laugh out loud, his face was also implied with joy, and the corners of his mouth were upturned, feeling a little relieved.

But when he heard this line, the expression on his father's face suddenly froze, and he made a straight face, "My name is Hao Sao??!!"

For others, this is just a joke and a burden, but to "Hao Jian"'s father, this sentence sounds particularly panicked.

The mother laughed even more, pointing at the father-in-cheek and laughing, "Haha, you see that my son has arranged you, so that you are usually sullen, and you can't beat a fart with a stick." ”

Xiaoyun couldn't help but laugh on the side, but looking at his father, who seemed to be really sulking with a straight face, he said soothingly, "Uncle Qin, this is just a joke in a sketch, Xiao Luo definitely didn't mean it." ”

Dad didn't feel anything, but when he was comforted by what the two of them said, he really put himself in it, and immediately became angry with Qin Luo, "This stinky boy, see how I clean him up next time he comes back." How dare you arrange him!"

The skit continued, and soon it moved on to the singing and dancing stage.

"What a cold midwinter

How cold it is in the middle of winter

How cold it is in the middle of winter

Dandanda

How cold it is

I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast

Although the Northeast is not large

I don't have a home in Darien."

As soon as this song sounded, everyone could hear it, it was Qin Luo's voice, and it turned out to be his own singing.

Later, seeing the three of them dancing on the stage with this magical divine comedy, many of the audience burst into laughter.

But smiling and laughing, many audience members' bodies subconsciously and involuntarily swayed and danced gently with the music, and they couldn't control themselves.

"Oh no, this song is poisonous! I'm going to be brainwashed!"