Chapter 798: Are You the Devil?
"It's time, of course it's time, I've always been very n, since you don't want to, then go back, I'll find someone else." ”
"Really?" Zhou Binlong looked at Zhang Liang in disbelief, his face was full of joy, the sentence just now was just a casual remark, he actually accepted being dragged by Zhang Liang onto the thief ship, but he didn't expect Zhang Liang to really be willing to let him go?
It's just that the more he looks at Zhang Liang's harmless expression, how can Zhou Binlong's heart be more bottomless?
How can I say that Zhang Liang is his boss, and he finally made a comeback and starred in a movie, although it has not yet been released, but it is directed by Ge Datie, and it is the happy twist team, plus Zhang Liang's script, Zhou Binlong feels that it is impossible for him not to be popular, but now he has offended Zhang Liang so much, the consequences
As soon as he thought of this, Zhou Binlong instantly broke out in a cold sweat and hurriedly jumped up from the ground.
"No, no, no, boss, I just said it casually, boss, you are my reborn parents, whether it was before or now, it is a kind of training for me, I feel that I can learn a lot of things that I can't learn with my boss, I can't ask for this job, how can I refuse, boss, you must not go to your heart." ”
"Oh, not reluctantly?"
"Not reluctantly, not reluctantly, not reluctantly at all. ”
"Well, I originally wanted to ask you if you remember going back, after all, this rainforest itself is very dangerous, especially now that it's night, I'm really worried that you will die directly in this rainforest, think about it before I set off to let Sister Min buy you a huge amount of insurance is really too wise, and you will definitely lose a lot of money at that time." ”
"Ugh"
"Since you still want to continue, you should get a tent as soon as possible, so that you don't have a place to sleep at night, by the way, it's best to have a tent about two meters from the ground, after all, it's really hard to say whether there will be any beasts or something in this rainforest at night, especially all kinds of reptiles and poisonous snakes on the ground, you better be careful." ”
"Ugh"
After speaking, Zhang Liang waved his hand directly and left, looking at Zhang Liang's departing back, especially directly jumping over and lying directly on the small wooden bed he had set up before, and he was very leisurely crossing Erlang's legs, Zhou Binlong felt a liver ache.
What a humane! This is a rhythm where if you don't do it, you may die in this rhythm!
Even in broad daylight, even if he returned the same way, Zhou Binlong felt that he would not be able to return to the wreckage of the plane alive, let alone that he would not remember where he had come from at all! Moreover, even if he really returned there smoothly, how could he go back? When he came, he was sent by helicopter, but there was no helicopter there to pick him up, and investigators from other countries were not necessarily willing to give him a ride.
Not to mention, it's already night!
This dark rainforest, the ghost knows how much danger there is, Zhou Binlong feels that even if he has a hundred lives, he may not be able to get out of this rainforest smoothly, Zhang Liang is so calm because he knows this!
Since I got on this thief ship, I haven't quit this option halfway!
How ignorant I was yesterday, I agreed to Zhang Liang without asking anything, and now my intestines are really green with regret.
But so what? Life doesn't have to go on?
So, Zhou Binlong could only hurriedly learn Zhang Liang's previous live broadcast to make a small wooden bed for himself, compared to Zhang Liang's local materials, Zhou Binlong has more than 100 catties of luggage, isn't it, the rope or something is better than the long vine?
It's just that when he opened his backpack, he saw that there were not only all kinds of survival supplies inside, but even pots and pans inside!
Okay, this is barely for the sake of dining, and you can bring it with you, but why are there folding tables and chairs? Could it be that you have to pay attention to the sense of ritual when you have a meal in the field? Is it better to have a glass of red wine and light a candle, and it is better to put a bouquet of flowers?
Zhou Binlong just complained about it, and soon he was stunned to find that there was really a bottle of packaged red wine in this backpack! There were also several candles
For a moment, Zhou Binlong didn't know how to complain! Dare to feel that he was carrying these things on his shoulders and carrying them for so long a day?
"How's it going? Surprised, surprised?" I don't know when, Zhang Liang came to his side again, and said excitedly, "I'm afraid that you won't be used to eating in the wild, so I prepared all this, don't look at me like this, as the boss, this is what I should do, okay, okay, you go to set up a tent first, I'll help you cook instant noodles and eat them, I ate the snake meat, catfish and scorpions just now, you must have been hungry for a long time without eating anything, right?"
"Me"
"Okay, okay, don't be too impressed, I'm such an approachable boss, go ahead, it's not early, you won't have a place to sleep at night until you get it right." As he spoke, Zhang Liang patted Zhou Binlong on the shoulder, took out the pots and pans inside, and took out a bag of instant noodles and a bucket of water from it by the way
Yes, that's right, a bucket of water!
Although it was only 4 packs, the moment he saw the bucket of water, Zhou Binlong felt that his eyes were moist in an instant!
Whether it was pots and pans or red wine candles, he reluctantly accepted it, but what the hell is the water on his back? Don't you know that the water is very heavy? Is there still a shortage of water in this rainforest? There is a stream next to us now!
Are you the devil?
"Hey, why don't you go? Why are you still crying? I don't need to be so moved, I'm just helping you cook instant noodles, there's no need to do this, really. ”
"Boss this water"
"Isn't it a surprise? There are a lot of parasites in the wild water resources, I'm afraid that you can't get used to eating it, so I prepared this bucket of water early, I'm afraid that you can't get used to drinking it, don't you think I'm very thoughtful? Don't be too moved, after all, I brought you out, why do you have to take care of you?"
"Boss, you"
"Okay, okay, don't be moved, go get your wooden bed, or you'll have to lie on the tree for the night." ”
Seeing Zhang Liang smiling very gently, Zhou Binlong could only sniff, and finally could only turn around and toss his small wooden bed, he didn't dare to stay here anymore, he was afraid of seeing something that made his liver ache out of his backpack again
"I don't seem to have messed with him recently, do I? Why do you want to treat me like this?" Zhou Binlong wanted to cry without tears, and couldn't understand why Zhang Liang wanted to treat him like this, it was so cruel!
Zhang Liang's survival in the wild is for a show, but Zhou Binlong now feels that he is really surviving in the wild, and he is surviving in the wild under the torture of Zhang Liang, the big demon king, it is simply a hell mode of surviving in the wild!
"I won't do it again," 14