[Headline: The Nobel Prize in Economics was awarded to China.] 】

[Blockbuster: Mo Bai won the Nobel Prize. 】

[Mo Bai: The first person to win the Nobel Prize in China. 】

A group of media officially confirmed that the entire Chinese media exploded.

"Am I dreaming, am I dreaming?"

"Our country has won the Nobel Prize. ”

"God, how many years have I waited, and finally I have waited for the Nobel Prize. ”

At first, everyone thought it was wrong, but when they really found that the major news media reported it, countless people were simply enthusiastic.

"Well done, my country. ”

"I knew that someone in our country would be able to win the Nobel Prize, but I didn't expect that wish to come true today. ”

"This is the best news I've seen this year. ”

"Yes, me too. ”

All kinds of comments, all kinds of swipes, one after another.

It's just that when they saw that the winner was Mo Bai, the audience also had questions.

"I didn't expect the Nobel Prize winner to be Mo Bai. ”

"I'm just finding out now, but when did Mo Bai become so awesome?"

"Yes, yes, yes, how did this economics prize come about, it looks like a fool. ”

Of course, for the questions of these ordinary viewers, some die-hard fans have stood up.

"Hehe, I don't know, have you forgotten that Dabai once led countless shareholders to speculate in stocks?"

"Have you forgotten that Dabai led countless retail investors to hunt down the dealers?"

"Have you forgotten that Dabai made 60 billion yuan in the stock market?"

Ordinary people don't know, but for those who have been making money with Mo Bai before, they will never forget it for the rest of their lives.

"Oh, I seem to understand a little. But what you're saying just seems to be saying that Mo Bai is very good at stock trading, and he can win the Nobel Prize if he is very good at stock trading?"

"Isn't that possible?"

"If he could, then Warren Buffett could also win the Nobel Prize. ”

", Buffett is so powerful. ”

"Okay, okay, even if Buffett is not as good as Mo Bai, but it hurts too much to win the Nobel Prize for stock trading. ”

"Dude, it looks like I'm really going to have to give you a score. Let's take a look at the reason given by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for Mo Bai's award: Mo Bai successfully opened people's understanding of economics with a series of extremely simple but very practical economic theories, and at the same time, his subprime mortgage crisis theory has been most perfectly verified...... See?"

"Damn, I seem to remember, the subprime mortgage crisis is not. ”

"That's right. ”

"I didn't expect it, it turned out to be this. ”

After receiving an iron-clad answer, some spectators who did not know the truth nodded from time to time: "At that time, the subprime mortgage crisis swept the world, if it wasn't for Mo Bai to remind countries around the world to get ready, I'm afraid the global economy has not recovered yet." Not to mention anything else, this alone makes Mo Bai eligible for the Nobel Prize in Economics. ”

"That's, and that's more than that. ”

"Is there anything else?"

"Didn't you see that they still talk about Mo Bai's economic theories?"

"Well, can you tell me about the specific economic theories, and we can make up for the lessons. ”

"Of course, come on, come on, take a small notebook and remember it. The first theory, the miniskirt theory. ”

"Okay, don't say it, we remember, Mo Bai still has lipstick theory, movie box office theory, ball shooting theory, frog prince theory, beauty and the beast theory......"

If you say something more professional, I'm sorry, everyone doesn't know.

After all, how can ordinary people know about something as profound and serious as economics.

However, when it comes to the miniskirt theory, the frog prince theory, and the beauty and the beast theory, countless viewers instantly understand.

This is not a theory that Mo Bai made up blindly on the TV station back then.

However, no one could have imagined that what they thought was a nonsense theory at the time would win the Nobel Prize in Economics today.

It still seems a little unbelievable.

But when this unthinkability rose to the top, people suddenly became awe-struck.

Is this still a tease in the eyes of others?

Is this still a big deception in the eyes of others?

"From now on, I am Mo Bai's brainless fan. ”

"Me too. ”

"In the future, who thinks Dabai is funny, first think about it, are you teasing yourself. ”

"That's right, even if everyone in China is teased, Dabai can't be teased. ”

Accidentally, Mo Bai gained a large number of fans.

Of course, at this time, in addition to the crazy reports about Mo Bai, Mo Bai's winning of the Nobel Prize in Economics, and various economic theories about Mo Bai, more time was that all the media besieged Japan.

"Hey, how do I seem to remember, before the Nobel Prize list was announced, which country's brain-dead said that the winner must be Nakata Mori?"

"Cut, do you want to say it, it's the Japanese media. Friends of the Japanese media, didn't you say that your country has the best chance of winning the Nobel Prize in Economics, why, who has won it now?"

"Come, come, come, I would like to invite my friends from Japan, and I would like to invite Mr. Nakata Mori to share your thoughts on the present. ”

A slap in the face, this is definitely a real slap in the face.

In the words of a quote from the Internet, this is the perfect time to slap your face.

"Hahaha, I can't think of it, let me tell you, we can't think of it, who the hell knows that Mo Bai can win the Nobel Prize. Laughing wildly...... It's just that although we can't think of it, we are not as arrogant as yours. ”

"By the way, how do I remember that after the Nobel Prize was announced, you seemed to have sent out the news headline that Nakata Mori won the Nobel Prize in Economics...... Tsk, I really don't understand, you Japanese want to win the Nobel Prize, you want to go crazy, obviously we Chinese people won it, you rushed to write it on Japan, is it really good for you to do this?"

Before, many domestic media were panicked, and at this time, they scolded angrily, which was cool from the head to the soles of the feet.

……

"Guys, what should I do?"

"What to do?"

"The Chinese media scolded us for a day and a night. ”

"Whatever scolding for a day and a night, it means scolding for ten days and ten nights, and we can't make a noise. ”

"Oh my God, this is too unambitious. ”

Which media said that Nakata Sen must have won the Nobel Prize in Economics, get out, Lao Tzu can't beat you. ”

"It's us, and we weren't here to boost the morale of the country. ”

"Okay, good ascension. Then which media wrote that Nakata Mori won the Nobel Prize in Economics?"

"Well, it's us, too. ”

"Damn, why are you again. ”

"No way, we're so excited, the news content and headlines have already been written. We thought that Nakata Mori would definitely win the Nobel Prize in Economics, but we were afraid that other media would take the lead, so we didn't hear it clearly, so we uploaded it first. ”

"Yes, you do. He meowed, there are pig teammates like you in our country, and it is self-inflicted to be scolded to death by their Huaguo. ”

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