Chapter 191: Xiao Yixing's distress

Yixing Consulting Co., Ltd. is the largest headhunting company in Qingyang, the boss Xiao Yixing is a returnee, founded Yixing Consulting Company fifteen years ago, after the baptism of the explosion stage of headhunting companies ten years ago, absorbed several different headhunting companies, and became the current Yixing Consulting Co., Ltd.

Xiao Yixing himself boasted to others many times over the years after getting drunk: "They may not like me, but they don't dare to offend me." ”

The people he was talking about were the bosses of various large companies.

These people may not like him, because Xiao Yixing often poached people from them, but when they really needed the right talents, they still needed Xiao Yixing.

It seems that no matter what kind of talent they are, Xiao Yixing can poach them for them.

Xiao Yixing said chic, but maintaining a good relationship with the chairmen and CEOs of these large companies is not a simple matter, and a large part of the commissions he earned from these CEOs and chairmen are reinvested back in these bosses.

Not to mention, Xiao Yixing is actually a very ambitious person, he is no longer satisfied with just a headhunting "consulting company", but wants to turn the business to the direction of a real "consulting company".

But he believes that one day, his Yixing consulting company can become a guest of honor in major companies and even the government, participating in the reform, research and development of various large companies, and even various policies designated by the government.

The former goal is actually relatively easy to achieve, but the latter goal - exerting influence on the government - is not so simple, after all, the country is not the United States, and the system is different.

But he has other ways to do it. For example, if you influence subjective leadership, you can influence the corresponding department, which is also a potential power.

For this reason, he hovers around all day among various bosses and officials, and is busy with all kinds of entertainment, so he is a member of the entire Qingyang City and even the country's more famous large guild halls and clubs.

And the last two months. He found that the number of people in these clubs and clubs began to slowly decrease, whether it was some of the scenic spa clubs that were hot before, or some other clubs, customers were losing customers, and many people made appointments to come back next time, but in the blink of an eye, the people were gone.

It was a long time before he came out of someone's mouth. I heard the name "Lazy God Hall".

It is said that this is a very high-end and very special club, and its application conditions are almost harsh, and they are getting higher and higher.

At first, he thought it was just a hype trick, and laughed at those old business fritters who were fooled by such a small trick.

But even if it's a fire pit. He also had to jump in because everyone else was inside.

So. He also asked the secretary to fill out the application form, pay the application fee of up to 100,000 yuan, and then wait to become a member of the Lazy God Association.

The result surprised him, his application was rejected, and the application fee was not refunded!

How can this not be refunded! This is simply a fraud of money!

At that time, Xiao Yixing almost called the police directly.

And this time. The secretary put the faxed "Application Rejection" on his desk, and when he saw the signature on it, he was suddenly discouraged.

The application for the qualification of the Lazy God Association needs to be considered by the Lazy God Center and the Membership Committee together, and then signed for confirmation.

A "Letter of Rejection of the Application" needs to be signed by one of the main leaders of the Lazy God Association and three members of the membership committee.

For Xiao Yixing. The name "Xia Yiyao" has just been heard, but the other three people, the name is too big, too full of words to say, but these three people stomped their feet, and Qingyang City was about to tremble.

Not to mention anything else, the 100,000 yuan is worth it to buy the signatures of these three people.

For the first time, Xiao Yixing began to face up to such a strange-sounding guild hall, wanting to know why he didn't review it.

He carefully read the "Application Rejection Letter", which was written in between.

"The reason why you did not apply for the pass may be due to the following reasons, but not limited to: 1) your form is not clear and detailed, 2) you do not meet the minimum requirements for joining the Lazy God Association, 3) you do not have the approval of the Guò Lazy God Association, 4) you do not have the review of the Guò Membership Committee, 5......"

After reading what was written above, Xiao Yixing wanted to burst into foul language, but he didn't say anything at all, what is the reason, who knows?

Xiao Yixing called the Lazy God Club, and the customer service was very polite, but it was also very straightforward: "I'm sorry, the review work will not be announced to the public, I sympathize with your experience......"

Sympathize with you, you ghost!

Xiao Yixing made a few more calls to acquaintances, and only then did he find that he was not the only one who had this kind of experience.

More than half of his friends were rejected by the Lazy God Clan, and more than once.

His friend Lao Huang said to him mysteriously: "I know a few people who are very interested in this area, it is said that after their counseling, the chance of success will be much higher, tomorrow we will have a study meeting, ask him to pass on his experience, gather together to study, do you want to come?"

Xiao Yixing's heart galloped past with millions of grass and mud horses, but he still went.

Xiao Yixing always felt that the scene of the "study meeting" was funny, but Xiao Yixing couldn't laugh.

Can you imagine a group of business elites, like elementary school students with poor grades, studying the scope of the next exam after class?

And this study meeting gave Xiao Yixing the feeling that this is it. The member of the Lazy God Clan is said to be just an ordinary gold card member, and his face is full of reserve that he wants to hide, but he can't hide it, so rich that it almost overflows from his face.

And a large number of CEOs and bosses took small notebooks below, with a serious and pious face.

What application form is best to be filled in by the boss, the content is as detailed as possible, the attitude must be very sincere, what should not be falsely reported about their income and the company's development status, and should be as honest as possible, because they attach great importance to integrity......

Even so, it is necessary to prepare for multiple applications, and it is said that there is a weight coefficient inside the Lazy God Hall, and each application will increase a little weight, and this member himself applied four times before getting through.

Xiao Yixing didn't think it was funny, but he was still like everyone else, he wrote it down from a small notebook, and he did it.

Even Xiao Yixing felt pathetic.

Finally, after the fourth application, he finally got not a "rejection letter", but a membership card in the mail with his name printed on it.

At that time, Xiao Yixing almost couldn't believe that he spent 400,000 yuan just for this thin card, and he felt like a fool who was deceived by a liar in the news.

Along with the card, there was also a thick membership code and a thin appointment book, which made an appointment for Xiao Yixing to have a massage service at 3 a.m. three days later.

This is the "newcomer welfare" that the senior repeatedly emphasized in the "study meeting", and the welfare that must be cherished.

At that moment, Xiao Yixing felt that this thing was simply funny, how could anyone make an appointment to help someone massage at three o'clock in the morning?

But he spent 400,000 yuan, which is not so much, so he drove to a small county town called Wenji with a suspicious mood, and enjoyed a so-called massage in that cramped and cramped building.

Then Xiao Yixing felt that all the hard work, all the expenses, and all the waiting before were worth it.

It's cheating!

How can there be such a wonderful experience in this world?

Xiao Yixing even felt that the first half of his life was in vain.

What's even more wonderful is that many days after experiencing that massage, his body is obviously much better than before, his body has been almost hollowed out for socializing all day, all kinds of pain and suffering have been reduced, and even his work efficiency has been much higher. After leaving the Lazy God Hall, Xiao Yixing super-efficiently managed to get a high-end poaching with an annual salary of 10 million, and earned back nearly ten times the profit of the application fee. (To be continued......)