Chapter 199: Pretending to be crazy and stupid
Seeing Song Jian's self-esteemed appearance, Lin Tian smiled slightly for a year, and said to him: "The contemptible person is Lin Tian, I don't know what this policeman uncle should call him?"
Listening to Lin Tian's words with a look of sarcasm, Song Jian snorted coldly and cursed secretly: "Stupid one." But he still said politely: "Song Jian, director of the Yanjing City Public Security Bureau." ”
Hearing Song Jian's self-introduction, Lin Tian smiled and said to Song Jian: "I didn't expect Director Song to come, why did these police uncles who protect the lives and property of the people appear here today?"
Seeing Lin Tian look down on himself more and more, this made Song Jian very unhappy, no matter in the underworld or the white way, Song Jian is a mixed character, no matter where he goes, he has received everyone's respectful eyes, but he didn't expect that this young man named Lin Tian has always been unfriendly to himself, which makes this self-confident Director Song very unhappy.
Seeing Song Jian standing in place with a cold face, Lin Tian hurriedly smiled, no matter what, he still coaxed this Director Song to delay time.
Lin Tian, who was smiling, stepped forward quickly, stretched out his right hand, and said politely: "Director Song, it's a pleasure to see you, disrespectful." ”
Looking at Lin Tian's respectful attitude in a low voice, Song Jian was even more proud, glanced at Lin Tian contemptuously, snorted coldly, and didn't move his fingers, obviously not thinking about shaking hands with Lin Tian.
Lin Tian smiled awkwardly, retracted his right hand in a sneer, and touched the back of his head helplessly, he didn't expect that Song Jian would be so directly dismissed in front of so many people, so he had to be cheeky and continued: "Director Song, don't say a word in advance when you come so late, let Lin set up a banquet in advance, and entertain Director Song well." ”
"No need, this Emgrand Hotel is about to be smashed by you, what can you talk about hospitality?" Song Jian had a feeling of "being on top", with a straight face, ignoring Lin Tian at all, and ordered to the two policemen standing aside: "Handcuff him to me." After speaking, he said lightly to Lin Tian: "It's better for you to go back to the bureau with me for a big dinner." ”
As soon as Song Jian's words came out, Dongnan Feng and Tian Xiaoming both looked gloating, as long as they followed Song Jian into the bureau, it was guaranteed that Lin Tian's kid would "enjoy", you must know that this group of policemen has no ability to catch thieves and handle cases, but their ability to torture people is first-class?
Lin Tian looked at the two policemen who were approaching him with handcuffs, smiled awkwardly, took two steps back, and said, "Director Song, what are you doing here? Why did you arrest Lin and go to the bureau for no reason? I am a good law-abiding citizen, and I have never done anything against the law?"
"Hmph, look at everything you did, and say you haven't done it?" Song Jian said more and more toughly, in his opinion, there is no need to be polite with Lin Tian, the other party is just a small leader, hurry up and finish the business, and go back to sleep with his little lover.
"Director Song, I'm confused about what you said. After Lin Tian finished complaining, his face changed in an instant, with a "flattering" look, and then he casually moved the chair on the side and said politely: "Director Song, sit, sit! I think there must be some misunderstanding between us?"
Song Jian enjoyed the feeling of "being on top" created by Lin Tian very much, although he clearly came to find trouble, but Lin Tian's kung fu made him feel comfortable for a while, since Lin Tian filmed himself so well, it is not impossible to tease him, and by the way, enjoy the feeling of being a master.
"Misunderstanding? Someone reported that you brought someone to the Emgrand Hotel to make trouble and a vicious brawl occurred, how do you explain this?"
Lin Tian then moved a chair and sat opposite Song Jian, smiled stupidly, and said aggrievedly: "Director Song, don't scare me, I can't afford such a big crime, obviously the other party blocked me here, and I don't know which turtle bastard framed me, Director Song, you have always been a good director who enforces the law impartially, I believe that Director Song will definitely see what is going on and give me justice." ”
Lin Tian pretended not to know that Song Jian and Dongnanfeng, Tian Xiaoming were in a group, and tried to justify it. This scene made Tian Xiaoming and Dongnan Feng, who were standing behind Song Fitness, couldn't help but smile, looking at Lin Tian as if they were playing monkeys.
Song Jian also smiled, thinking that this guy named Lin Tian had a problem with his brain, I believe that a clear-eyed person can see at a glance what the purpose of his coming is, but who knows that this guy is also polite to himself, so Song Jian wants to test whether this guy named Lin Tian is really stupid or fake.
"Director Song, come on, smoke, smoke. Lin Tian said politely, while taking out a pack of cigarettes from his arms, a pack of ordinary Yellow Crane Tower, Lin Tian didn't know if it was intentional, when he took out a cigarette, his fingers shook slightly, and the cigarette fell to the ground.
Without the slightest hesitation, Lin Tian picked it up from the ground and handed the cigarette that had fallen to the ground to Song Jian.
Song Jian was stunned by this scene, and his playful face instantly became gloomy, Lin Tian's purpose in doing this was clearly to look down on himself, and handed him a cigarette that had fallen on the ground, making Song Jian, who had always been invincible, feel a feeling of being insulted.
"No, I don't smoke. Song Jian had a gloomy face and said coldly, the two policemen standing beside him also saw this scene in their eyes, and they all looked stunned, this guy named Lin Tian is really bold.
Lin Tian stopped in mid-air with a cigarette in his hand, why did he stop smoking in a blink of an eye when he saw him smoking just now, it was rare because the grade of his cigarette was too low?
Lin Tian, who looked dazed, withdrew his hand, and then said embarrassedly: "Director Song, you see that I came out in a hurry, there are only ordinary Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes, if you dislike this cigarette grade is too low, will I send someone out to buy it?"
Lin Tian undoubtedly meant that this was another naked slap on Song Jian, which made Song Jian's heart more and more uncomfortable.
"Director Song smoking?" Tian Xiaoming very skillfully handed the Chinese cigarette to Song Jian's mouth, Song Jian did not hesitate, pursed his lips and held it, and then Tian Xiaoming took out the fire and lit it for Song Jian personally.
Looking at Tian Xiaoming, who looked like a watchdog, Lin Tian couldn't help but smile in his heart, put the cigarette that had just fallen on the ground in his mouth, lit it, and took a deep breath, what kind of cigarette is not smoking, do you have to smoke a Chinese cigarette to show that you are superior?
Song Jian took a deep breath, exhaled the white smoke, and said impatiently: "Brother Lin doesn't have to be polite, let's get down to business, right?"
"Uh, say..."Lin Tianleng paused for a moment, and hurriedly replied: "Director Song, I am really innocent, there must be some bastard who wants to frame me, you must believe me." Lin Tian looked "pitiful" and said aggrievedly, but when he said this, he deliberately accentuated the word "bastard", which made the face of Dongnan Feng, who was standing aside, change.
"If someone framed you, I will naturally send someone to investigate and give you justice, but before that, you still have to go back to the bureau with me to make a record. Song Jian deceived Lin Tian, as long as he was willing to put on handcuffs and go back to the game with himself, everything was up to him.
And now here, he can't be too tough, although his subordinates have brought guns out to carry out the mission, but the other party has so many younger brothers here, if he can't suppress it, an accident happens, and he won't be able to eat and walk around at that time.
"Director Song, since I am innocent, why did you take me to the bureau alone to make a record? Why didn't the two of them go?" Lin Tian pointed at Dongnanfeng and Tian Xiaoming with a blank face, and asked in surprise.
Song Jian's face changed, he really didn't want to talk nonsense with this guy, so he said directly at the moment: "The two of them are victims, so naturally they don't have to go with me." ”
"Victim?" Lin Tian smiled bitterly in his heart, this director named Song Jian was really a qualified director, but he still smirked on the surface: "Director Song is really good at joking, he is simply a reincarnation of Bao Zheng, he didn't even ask what happened, he directly concluded that the two of them were victims, Lin really admired and admired." ”
Seeing that Song Jian's face changed, Lin Tian hurriedly said: "Director Song, don't be angry, it's me who used the wrong words, I should say this, how can Bao Zheng compare with the honest and honest Director Song!"
Song Jian finally understood this time, the kid in front of him was pretending to be crazy and stupid, he was obviously playing with himself, when did he receive such treatment as the director of the Yanjing City Public Security Bureau, he simply played like a monkey, and the anger in his heart can be imagined.
Song Jian said mercilessly: "It's not up to you whether Bao Zheng is reincarnated, but now you have to go back to the police station with me, as for who is right and who is wrong, only when you go to the bureau can you find out, if you do it, accept the punishment you deserve, if you don't do it, I will definitely not wronged you." ”
Seeing Song Jian's "righteous and awe-inspiring" appearance, Lin Tian really had an urge to go back to the game with him, but how could Lin Tian, an old fritter who often fooled people, be the kind of person who was fooled in a few words?