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"They're pointing guns at me!" the bat looked at Xiao Xiaotian with a smile, as if this was a very novel thing. 【Text Release】

Xiao Xiaotian stared at the bat's face for a while, and finally couldn't help but bow respectfully and said, "Please, big brother!"

The bat was startled, and one of them dodged aside, and hurriedly said: "You are a master, and you can't afford to be an apprentice with this etiquette." Then he stood firmly, put his hands behind his back, made a posture of a grandmaster, looked at the sky with his eyes, and said, "Say, what do you need my help with?"

That posture, there is a big shot of the world for the change of color, everything comes easily, effortless posture.

"I said, please...... You are always a killer, don't pretend to be cute from time to time, look at your tone and particle pointing at me!" Xiao Xiaotian pinched his middle finger with his thumb, and his little finger naturally cocked up, making an orchid finger posture.

I really don't know what kind of material this bat is made of, pretending to be cute, sleeping in an old warehouse, and having bad speech......

Aside from not being like a killer, the bad guys probably have all the qualities they should have.

"Grass, am I that kind of person? I'm such a manly and cold-blooded killer, how can I pretend to be cute, do I need to pretend to be cute? I'm already very cute, okay?" said the bat proudly, "You know too late." ”

Xiao Xiaotian said with a straight face: "Hanging girls can pretend to be cute, and chasing girls requires masculinity." This must be remembered. Your master and I never pretend to be cute, we rely on masculinity, understand?"

"What is masculinity?" the bat is smart and studious, and asks if he doesn't understand.

Xiao Xiaotian stood in a horse step, raised his arms flat, took a deep breath and said, "Do it with me, tuck your abdomen, and lift your buttocks." Exhale the turbid breath in your body and take a deep breath. Luck dantian, the mind moved...... Now there is a cyclone in the body, guide it downwards, and then downwards ......"

The bat concocted it in the same way, and suddenly held back a big red face, and said, "I can't hold on!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a loud fart with a bang.

Xiao Xiaotian put his palms flat, pointed his five fingers to his heart, and slowly called it a day, laughing and said: "It's right to bow out of anger (the elegant name for fart)! What is masculinity? This is called raising anal energy." ”

"Then why didn't you fart?" asked the bat, confused.

"Me?" Xiao Xiaotian's body straightened, and he leaned into the bat's ear and laughed softly: "It is very unsightly to bow out when there are many people. So I held back. It seems that you are very talented in this area, ah, very talented. ”

The two of you are talking about Zhenghuan every word, and you don't pay attention to the two men with shotguns at all. It seems that the threat they bring is really dismissive.

That Pang Gongzi was originally holding his lower abdomen and rolling on the ground in pain, and a stinky fart of the bat just collapsed on his face, and suddenly a fishy smell that was not much worse than a skunk rushed towards him, and his stomach didn't hurt anymore, and the balls didn't feel any pain, and he fainted directly from the stench.

"It's not a good habit to faint at every turn. Xiao Xiaotian kicked Pang Gongzi and said with a smile: "People who look like Niu 13 often don't have any real materials, only a quiet and indifferent character like me is the real Niu 13." ”

"Just blow it!" the bat pouted, "I think you look pretty good.13 ”

"Actually, it's pretty good.13 Xiao Xiaotian said unhappily: "What do you mean by looking very good? No, we are idols, not powerful factions." ”

"I look like egg yolk pie. The bat didn't miss any opportunity to hit Xiao Xiaotian, and said bluntly.

"He's the yolk pie. Xiao Xiaotian pointed to Pang Gongzi who was blocking the ground and laughed.

"Bang!"

At this moment, a bang came, and the two turned around to look, only to see bursts of white smoke coming out of the muzzle of the man carrying a shotgun, and he looked at the sky and fired a shot.

The shotgun is launched by black powder, which is filled with steel balls the size of soybeans, although the range of this shot is limited, but the lethality brought by the steel balls scattered in all directions cannot be underestimated.

......A flock of tired birds returning to their nests were awakened by this sound and flew away. There was even a stupid bird that didn't have long eyes and loaded it with a steel ball bullet, and suddenly an upside-down onion fell to the ground with a click.

"Brother is a good means. It's really accurate. A man who stepped down from the jeep patted his ass and said, "Go, catch the birds that the second brother has beaten down, and stew soup at night." ”

Immediately, a man who looked like a little brother who followed him ran with small steps, scrambling to catch the stupid bird that could no longer die.

"Shhhhh......h ”

"Brother, you aim too far, it's so far, it's five meters, and the Olympic champion can't beat it. ”

A man patted his ass.

"The knife and gun have no eyes, and you don't want to die, get out!" the man with the shotgun shouted violently, and said mightily.

The villagers were still quite frightened by the deterrent effect of the existence of shotguns, and they dispersed in an instant.

The people who stayed in the field, except for Xiao Xiaotian and the bats, were the guys who were lying on the ground and pretending to be dead.

"Young man, have a backbone!" The shotgun man nodded approvingly with a pockmarked donkey face, and said: "Since you are looking for death yourself, don't blame me for being ruthless, come brothers, come over with a gun." "Don't you have one of your own?" said the other man with the gun flashed to the side, holding the shotgun in his arms like a birdgun baby, and the two mung bean eyes purred around, and said vigilantly. "I work my own, and my eldest brother personally rewarded me, don't be careful and rob me." ”

There were seven or eight brothers in the whole group, and only these two shotguns served as a façade, and each person held it for a fixed amount of time, whether it was damaged or accidentally lost, they were all responsible for recognizing.

"I'm not on a crosshair. The donkey-faced man pointed to the branch five meters away and said, "Isn't it impossible to fight?" ”

"If you can't shoot, it's because you have a problem with your marksmanship. Bat Education said: "Lao Tzu has played with guns for many years, and he has never tried to use a crosshair. ”

"I haven't done it either. Xiao Xiaotian pouted.

The bat tilted his head and looked at Xiao Xiaotian, and said in surprise: "Could it be that Master, you are not only good at picking up girls, but also good at making guns?"

You must know that the highest level of using a gun is to aim with your heart, not with a crosshair. After all, there are many temporary factors for the bullet to be discharged, whether it hits or not. For example, wind speed, visibility, target size, distance, etc. The bat also mastered this advanced skill after countless attempts and failures.

"That's nature. Xiao Xiaotian responded.

"No crosshairs? No scopes?"

"No, I don't. Xiao Xiaotian affirmed: "I am a law-abiding citizen and have never used any guns." ”

“……”

The Pang Gongzi on the ground only fainted for a short while, and the huge pain coming from Dan Dan made him not even have a chance to pretend to be dead.

It hurts, it hurts.

When he opened his eyes and understood everyone's conversation, Pang Gongzi hurt even more: "You guys...... Let's not discuss the issue of crosshairs, let's kill these two boys first, I'm going to the hospital! If I don't go to the hospital, I'll really become a eunuch! Pity my little cui who has just caught a little cui that hasn't broken his body yet!"

"It's okay, you don't have to worry about Xiaocui, go with confidence. You didn't fulfill your last wish, and your brothers fulfilled it for you. A man said.

"I ...... Pounce!" Pang Gongzi spurted out a mouthful of dirty blood, furious.

What kind of dude are these?

"Let's kill these two bastards first and avenge Pang Shao!"

"Kill them!"

"Cut their balls and put them on Pang Shao!"

"This won't work. Pang Gongzi covered his crotch with both hands and said weakly: "Am I happy or are they happy when I do things?" This is a serious problem, and it is absolutely impossible to change the eggs. ”

The man with green bean eyes raised his shotgun and aimed it at the bat's leg.

It's okay to scare people, but if you really want people's lives, you don't dare to mung bean eyes. When the gangsters haven't gotten to that far.

"Help Pang Gongzi over and send him to the hospital first! You two be honest! If you are not honest, you will be shot in the head! I have won the one hundred and eighth place in the whole region on the line of crossfire!" Mung Bean Eye said his record, wanting to deter Xiao Xiaotian and the bat.

The bat pointed at the mung bean eye and said, "I tell you from my experience of killing two little chiefs that this is not how the gun is held. If you take it the other way around, you can't shoot a bullet if you hold the gun like this. ”

Mung Bean's limbs fluttered, and he said, "You lied to the fool, and you turned it upside down and took the gun, and you didn't shoot yourself to death?"

"So you're not stupid, but you don't see it. The bat laughed.

While laughing, his fingers trembled slightly, and he grabbed a knife in the center of his palm.

If he dared to shoot, the knife would have hit his finger before Mung Bean Eye pulled the trigger, and cut it off without reservation.

Make sure it doesn't hurt. I don't know it hurts for the time being. The bat still knows very well how fast he can use his knife. Although it is not as good as Xiao Li's flying knife, it is almost the same as pointing anywhere, and the example is not in vain.

Behind Mung Bean Eyes, there were four or five men standing, all wearing a big vest, with flip-flops underneath, and Adida's big pants, majestic and proud.

Xiao Xiaotian suddenly felt that among the men who had not spoken, there was a figure who was very familiar.

The man kept his face sideways, and Xiao Xiaotian couldn't see who he really was.

But when Pang Gongzi spoke, he obviously looked at the man's side, as if he was looking for his opinion.

And the mung bean eye with the gun, while boasting about his achievements, was also glancing at the unknown man with a sideways face from the corner of his eye.

Is this man the lesser leader of all of them?

Why doesn't this person dare to face us head-on? Xiao Xiaotian racked his brains, thinking that this was definitely a person he knew.

Who could it be? Who could it be?!

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