Chapter 283: Human Origin (Thank you, Buyi Jun Sword Laughing Alliance Leader!)
It was late at night.
After supper, arrange for the Beijing officials to sleep in the guest bedroom.
Originally, Chen Siqing and others wanted to go back to Tongzhou City to sleep, but during the trial, Wang Chen recruited the ghosts of Hua Sanmei and others.
Wang Chen couldn't drive people, it was so impolite, so he had to arrange more than a dozen bedrooms.
Office, lights on.
Wang Chen, who was sitting behind the desk, looked at He Lian in front of him with a headache.
Xiao Jianhua on the side was still praising He Shusheng's talent, "Dongjia, Mr. He is full of wealth, unfathomable knowledge and insights, and proficient in criminal law, if he can be your criminal law staff, it will definitely be a happy event." "He will only call Wang Chen the lord in private, and he is basically called the owner in front of outsiders.
He Lian, who has not been ill for the time being, shows the humility unique to a scholar, "Compared to Mr. Xiao, I am far behind. ”
Wang Chen took a look at this thin scholar who was about 1.75 meters tall, and said in his heart that if you didn't have intermittent mental illness, maybe your buddy would really reuse it, he was really afraid that He Shusheng would get sick again that day and slaughter himself, after thinking about it, he blinked and said: "Mr. He, I will test you, if you answer well, I will keep you by your side as a criminal law staff, otherwise, I will arrange a job for you as an official?"
He hurriedly got up and said respectfully: "Zhizhou, you can take the test." ”
Since the other party wants to be his criminal law staff, he must rely on the criminal law aspect, Wang Chen picked up "Song Criminal Law" without a trace, flipped a few pages casually, and said: "What does Mr. remember to write on the third page?"
Yes, he is just embarrassing He Lian, and he wants to arrange the other party far away, and he is not at ease if anyone puts a time bomb by his side.
Hey, if you want to say that everyone can talk about the content, but what is the content on the first few pages, who is so awesome to remember? If someone can answer, Wang Chen ate Chang'e No. 4, well, forget it, the country won't let you eat that thing.
"Yes. He Lian said without saying a word: "Five sentences in prison." ”
Wang Chen fainted, do you really remember? He embarrassed the other party again, "What is written in the fourth line?"
You can't answer this time, can you?
But surprisingly, He Lian smiled and said, "It couldn't be simpler." He paused for a moment and recited the original text directly, "The apprentice slave is also, and Zhou Liyun is humiliated by the slave, and his slave man is under the commission of the crime, and he is allowed to do it...... Three years for the first sin, two years for the middle sin, and one year for the next sin, and this combined sentence also began in Zhou. ”
Wang Chen: "...... Page 4, line 10. ”
He Lian said lightly again: "Three years to break the spine and twenty canes." ”
Wang Chen's eyes darkened, "Page 10, line 7." ”
He Lian smiled and said, "This is the fourth of the ten evils. After he explained, he recited it, "The four evils refer to those who beat and murder grandparents, parents, and uncles, parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, and husbands. ”
Wang Chen stared at He Lian for a long time and couldn't speak, forget it, buddy still went back to modern society and ate Chang'e 4.
Nima, were all the ancient scholars so perverted?
How many pages and lines have been memorized?Why do I want to embarrass a person, is it easy for me?
Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, He Lian cautiously asked, "Zhizhou, can I recite it correctly?"
Wang Chen said helplessly: "It's word for word." ”
Xiao Jianhua smiled: "Owner, Mr. He's good ability, right?"
"Good. Wang Chen was a little reluctant in his heart, but there was indeed a lack of a staff member who understood the criminal law, although Xiao Jianhua was omnipotent, but his body was weak, and he could only be used as a "commander", and he couldn't let Xiao Jianhua mess with any cumbersome chores, there was a He scholar who was actually not bad, Wang Chen thought about it and said: "Mr. He, in the future, the state government will bother you in terms of criminal law." ”
Hearing this, He Lian's face turned red with joy, and he said excitedly: "Thank you, Dong Weng, thank you." ”
Wang Chen saw his excited face, and hurriedly relieved a few words, he was really afraid that He Lian would be emotionally stimulated to "transform".
We chatted a few more words.
"That's right, Mr. He, according to the rules of our Great Song Dynasty, the state government criminal law staff has about 12 yuan per month, and I'll give you 15 yuan per month, and you can help me deal with all the lawsuits that are not too important to the people, and then hand them over to the manager to join the army, is it feasible?" Wang Chen looked over and said.
He Lian bowed and said, "Only." ”
"Okay, it's not early, you two should go to rest early after a long journey. Wang Chen got up and put his hands behind his back, "I still have to go to see Miss Leng, she has been in prison recently, and she must have suffered a lot." ”
"Proprietor, please. ”
"Dong Weng, you're busy. ”
Even if He Lian has intermittent mental illness, but the other party is familiar with the criminal law, Wang Chen is still more satisfied, and he will not have to do it himself like some civil lawsuits in the future.
Song people are good at lawsuits, this is not for fun, there are lawsuits at every turn, many times, some county offices can open several times a day, Jinghai does not have a county now, if there are civil lawsuits, the state government will come, if Wang Chen is busy working as a "judge" every day, how can he have time to do other things?
As soon as he walked to the door, Wang Chen suddenly thought of something, turned his head and said, "Mr. He, do you have the ability to forget?"
He Lian was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Don't forget to say it, generally speaking, any book can be remembered by students after reading it once or twice." ”
Get.
You're awesome.
Wang Chen suddenly thought of one thing, according to modern research, people with high IQ are more likely to get psychosis, especially schizophrenia.
It seems possible.
He Lian showed a look of surprise at the first sight when he saw him, obviously recognizing Wang Chen as the "Shushan Sword Immortal", but he didn't mention a word, and his emotional intelligence seemed to be good.
Wang Chen felt that if the other party didn't get sick, maybe he would really be a right-hand man.
……
Walk through the hallway.
Come to the room next to your bedroom.
Knock knock, knock on the door.
Leng Yan's usual cold voice came from inside, "Who?"
Wang Chen cleared his throat, "It's me, Wang Chen." ”
Footsteps sounded, and immediately after, the door was opened, and Leng Yan, dressed in white obscenity, appeared in front of him.
Wang Chen was stunned when he saw her seeing herself so "disheveled", now there is no Zhu Cheng Lixue, women are relatively open, but even in modern society, there are not a few women wearing underwear to see other men.
"Owner, please come in. Leng Yan didn't seem to realize anything wrong, and turned around and walked inside very calmly.
Staring at her well-proportioned back, Wang Chen walked in, took the door with his hand, and looked at the air conditioner in the room, it was not turned on, and it was estimated that Leng Yan would not use it, he smiled: "You are still used to living, right?"
"Very good. Leng Yan was as simple as ever, and after she finished speaking, she took off her shoes, kicked her legs lightly, and jumped over to the edge of the dustpan next to the table.
Wang Chen was blindsided at that time, Wori, what are you doing?
The next moment he understood.
I saw Leng Yan stepping on the edge of the dustpan with her smooth white and tender feet, walking back and forth rapidly.
Wang Chen's eyes were straight, and he was attracted by the cold and glamorous foot shape from time to time, but this step on the edge of the dustpan, this is what a person can do? He blinked, "What are you doing?"
"Practice. Leng Yan's feet quickly stepped on the edge of the dustpan, and she looked at it as a matter of course, looking very calm, "I haven't practiced in prison for a few days, and I'm a little rusty." ”
Wang Chen Khan said: "It's still unfamiliar to be so neat?"
"You don't slip down with your shoes on weekdays, but you slip them down once today. Leng Yan said seriously.
Hearing this, Wang Chen was silent.
He finally understood why Leng Yan's martial arts were so superb.
As the saying goes, one minute on the stage and ten years of work off the stage, after staying in prison for a few days, I feel that martial arts are unfamiliar, and the first thing Leng Yan did after coming back was not to sleep well, but to practice, to tell the truth, Wang Chen really didn't see a few people with such perseverance.
He simply didn't speak, pulled a chair and sat down, and quietly waited for Leng Yan to finish practicing kung fu.
After Leng Yan stepped on the dustpan, she picked up two big stone locks and raised her arms flat, and then looked straight up, "Thank you." ”
"It's a small thing. Wang Chen bragged: "Don't talk about helping you overturn the case, even if the second emperor dares to touch my people, I dare to snatch it back." ”
If other people in this era heard this, they would never be shocked or shocked, and they would definitely think that Wang Chen was talking big, but Leng Yan didn't, she said with a serious face: "I believe it." ”
Just two words.
Wang Chen felt that he had received great trust.
He stood up and came to Leng Yan's side, "How many catties is this stone lock?"
"Sixty-five pounds. Leng Yan maintained a flat posture.
Wang Chen sighed, "So heavy?"
"It's not heavy, my senior brother's stone lock is one hundred and twenty pounds. Leng Yan said lightly.
Vozh.
Is your brother still not human?
A stone lock of one hundred and twenty pounds in one hand?
Especially the 120 catties of the Northern Song Dynasty are almost equivalent to 150 catties in modern society.
Wang Chen was taken aback, "Your senior brother is so powerful, I'm afraid his strength is greater than Xiao Feng, right?"
Leng Yan recalled slightly, "The strength is equal, the martial arts should be better than Xiao Feng, the senior brother has fought and killed the big insect with his bare hands, and it is a little bigger than the one Xiao Feng killed." ”
Depend on.
Kill a tiger with your bare hands?
This is much more difficult than Xiao Feng killing a tiger with a double halberd.
Just wanted to say something, Leng Yan said again: "If you use weapons, Xiao Feng will be bigger." ”
Wang Chen was puzzled: "Your senior brother's martial arts are better than Xiao Feng, why do you use weapons Xiao Feng to win the face?"
Leng Yan said: "My senior brother is practicing hand and foot kung fu, natural martial arts are strong, Xiao Feng is majestic, I have fought with him, he should practice kung fu in the army, every move is for the purpose of killing the enemy, it is normal to win a big face." ”
Wang Chen didn't know what martial arts were or not, so he asked casually, "Where is your senior brother now?"
"At home, farming. Leng Yan said shortly.
Wang Chen almost fainted, "He is so good at farming, it's too wasteful, right?"
"He's poor. Leng Yan blinked.
Wang Chen: "......"
One word exhausts the grievances of men, poverty is the original sin.
People who can kill tigers with bare hands, and whose martial arts are higher than Xiao Feng, isn't farming a waste.
Wang Chen had an idea, "Why don't you call him here and be a guard for me?"
Leng Yan nodded, "Okay." ”
Yes?
So easy to say yes?
Wang Chen thought he had heard it wrong, "Don't you have to ask him if he agrees?"
Leng Yan put down the stone lock in her hand and opened her clothes slightly.
Wang Chen thought that she was going to seduce herself, after all, she could see the white flowers inside through the gap in the middle of her dirty clothes.
Who knew that Leng Yan took out a thing similar to a copper key hanging around her neck, "The head of the house, he doesn't dare to disobey." ”
Wang Chen was stunned, "Are you the head?"
Leng Yan: "Hmm. ”
"Do you have any other brothers?"
"Yes, the third junior brother is proficient in organs, the fourth junior sister is good at disguise, the fifth junior sister is good at collecting intelligence, the sixth junior sister is good at making secret weapons, and the seventh junior brother is ...... Don't mention it. ”
When Wang Chen heard this, it seemed that they were all talents, and he immediately said, "Why don't you call your senior brothers, sisters, and junior brothers over and work for me?"
"Yes. Leng Yan agreed again, "I'll fly pigeons later, and they will be able to come in three or five days." ”
Wang Chen never thought that Leng Yan actually had so many brothers and sisters, but thinking about it, she practiced assassination kung fu, and to assassinate a person, there must be many aspects involved, Wang Chen guessed, I'm afraid Leng Yan's division is specialized in training killers.
He stood again and talked to Leng Yan for a while.
Leng Yan stopped practicing anymore and chatted quietly.
After half a ring, Wang Chen sighed, "By the way, why haven't I heard you talk about it before?"
"I don't want to say it. "Leng Yan is very direct.
Wang Chen said tentatively: "Could it be that because I saved you, you are willing to introduce your brothers and sisters to me?"
"It's not. Leng Yan shook her head, "Because you avenged Third Sister Hua." ”
All right.
I didn't expect to break a case and harvest a group of talents.
It can be heard from Leng Yan's words that she didn't think about "working" for herself for too long at first, after all, Wang Chen and Leng Yan said that they would only serve as their personal security adviser for a certain amount of time, and the reason why they are willing to hand over their family funds now is probably that they are really willing to work for themselves.
Thinking of this, Wang Chen joked: "Is this my reward for helping you?"
Leng Yan said calmly: "Not satisfied?"
Wang Chen deliberately teased her, "You may not know, for the Hua family's extermination case, I offended the emperor, and I won't have a good life in the future, do you say that I am not satisfied with your remuneration?"
Leng Yan said expressionlessly: "I have nothing else." ”
Yes, her personality is too real.
Jokes are taken seriously.
Wang Chen decided not to tease her anymore, and was ready to change the topic, "I have ......"
"One more thing. Leng Yan suddenly opened her voice.
What else is there to treasure? Wang Chen asked curiously: "What?"
Leng Yan was only a little shorter than Wang Chen, her eyes were serious, almost at eye level with Wang Chen, and she looked at her with pure eyes that could not be more pure, "Make a promise with your body." ”
Pledge in person?
Wang Chen almost fell headlong.
Khan, thinking that the other party was a bronze player who was joking, did not expect to be the king.
He hurriedly laughed dryly: "Don't laugh, don't laugh." ”
Leng Yan said solemnly: "No joke, you offended the emperor for me, and only recruited a few brothers and sisters to come over, the reward is too light, but I have no long things, and the rest is only myself, so I can only promise by myself." ”
If someone else said this, Wang Chen might feel that the other party was greedy for his power and money, but when this sentence came out of Leng Yan's mouth, he knew that the other party really wanted to repay the favor.
Why?
On the way to the capital and during that time in the capital, Wang Chen got along with her for about a month, and found that she was not interested in money at all, and lived an ascetic-like life every day, except for eating and sleeping, she only had to practice, a typical martial arts idiot.
A real martial idiot, the temptation of power and money will almost drop to zero, which can be seen from when Wang Chen recruited her to be his personal security consultant.
With her superb skills, is it possible to earn a monthly salary?
It's a lot of rich people rushing to get it.
This super talent who can save his life at a critical time, who will not be able to live with his life?
I don't know if I saw that Wang Chen didn't speak, Leng Yan added, "I will kill whoever you ask me to kill, even if the emperor is old, I am willing to find ways to sneak into the palace and assassinate him." ”
"Huh?" Wang Chen wondered: "What does it have to do with the assassination of the emperor?"
Leng Yan asked rhetorically: "Isn't it true that my life is handed over to you and you are at your disposal?"
Wang Chen, who originally wanted to get into trouble, was almost choked to death, and he said with a confused face: "Who told you that you are allowed to be sent by your body?"
Leng Yan said: "My father." ”
Wang Chen said with black lines on his head: "Promising with your body is not to be sent, but to ...... But...... Well, just like me and my concubine Qihong, we have to sleep together. ”
"Do you want to sleep together?" Leng Yan was stunned: "Why do you want to sleep together?"
Wang Chen was speechless.
Well, it seems that I did misunderstand what the other person meant.
After glancing at the other party's well-proportioned figure, Wang Chenxin said that if you don't understand what it means, don't use idioms indiscriminately, which makes the buddies think wildly.
Tell me about you, you look very beautiful, melon seed face, big eyes, and a heroic face that other women rarely have, the most important thing, just a glimpse of the sky, the part below the neck is also very huge, at the beginning of a sentence to promise each other, and then to the end tell me that I just let it be sent, not that at all, isn't it uncomfortable.
Originally, Wang Chen had never had any excessive thoughts about Leng Yan, really not at all, mainly because her martial arts were too strong, and she was like an iceberg on weekdays, who would have crooked thoughts about a "lifeless" wood for no reason, besides, her martial arts are so high, if she has any bad ideas, she is not allowed to turn around and become a eunuch with a cold crotch, so Wang Chen has never had an idea about her.
But just now when he heard her words "promise to each other", and then thought of the picture that Leng Yan had just taken the key and his chest exposed, he was really a little excited, how many men could refuse to get a beautiful woman to give him a hug, especially in ancient times when three wives and four concubines were allowed, and he was not Liu Xia Hui, and he couldn't do the supreme realm of sitting still.
Previously, Wang Chen was thinking about whether to spend the night here in Leng Yan tonight, or go back to his bedroom to find Liu Qihong to continue to keep warm, but he found that he was thinking too much.
At this time, Leng Yan asked again, "What does it mean to make a personal promise?"
Wang Chen rolled his eyes and said, "What do you mean, where are you from?"
"My mother gave birth to it. Leng Yan said.
"Then didn't you ask your mother how to give birth to you?" Wang Chen said again.
"I asked when I was a child. Leng Yan said.
Wang Chen was quite curious and said, "What did she say?"
Leng Yan pointed in the direction of Tongzhou City in the southwest, "I asked for it from the temple." ”
Wang Chen was puzzled: "Don't you don't believe in God?"
Leng Yan responded: "I don't believe it, so I think my mother lied to me." ”
It was originally a lie.
Just like in modern society, some adults will deceive children into sending phone bills.
Even if you are not stupid, Wang Chen nodded with satisfaction.
But Leng Yan's next sentence almost made him explode on the spot.
I saw Leng Yan said with a solemn face: "I should have been brought by my mother from the temple." ”
You win.
Wang Chen felt that it was a sin for him to talk about this topic with a pure and flawless girl like Leng Yan, and he was so guilty that he wanted to buy a piece of tofu and died of it, your sister, even if you were brought from the temple, then don't you want to think about how the child got it? Okay, this is a sad story, Wang Chen feels the need to talk to her about the origin of human beings......
。 Sogou