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Chen Song had to spend a few minutes telling Goble that he liked women.

Goble asked, "You like women, and how long has it been since you've a woman?"

Chen Song smiled dryly: "Do you want to ask me how old I am?"

Goble scratched the back of his head: "You also said that you like women, look, you will change the subject when you mention this." ”

Chen Song had to go to Bruce again, pointed to his head and asked in a low voice, "Is this old brother almost in trouble here?"

Bruce smiled: "No, he's normal, it's just that his thinking is simpler and his logic is simpler." To put it simply, he was a simple man. ”

Chen Song had no choice but to stop beating around the bush and said bluntly: "I'm still a virgin, I haven't talked about a girlfriend, and I haven't made an appointment." Have you forgotten, I said all this at the bar. ”

Gobble looked up to the sky and laughed, "Haha, this joke is kind of funny. ”

"No kidding, swear to God, everything is true!"

Goble looked at him stunned, and then looked up to the sky and laughed: "Haha, laugh at me, you are so old that you are still a boy chicken?"

"Don't laugh, Goble, save some face for Mr. Chen. Bruce frowned, "You can think about it in other ways, don't think that all men are like you." ”

Goble patted his head and said, "Understood, he's impotent?"

Bruce was amused: "Don't talk nonsense, I mean Mr. Chen is not a desire freak like you, he is good at managing his desires, and he leaves his clean body to his future wife." ”

But his future wife may not leave him with a clean body. ”

Chen Song trembled in his heart: "Don't curse me." ”

"A good boy and a good girl, God has left a perfect girl for Mr. Chen to meet. Bruce said solemnly.

The townspeople are devout believers, and since God is involved, Goble stops talking nonsense.

Chen Song couldn't help but think about it, he asked Bruce, "Where is the girl that God prepared for me? I've been looking for her for a long time!"

Bruce: "I'll go to work, you talk." ”

Chen Song was also about to go to work, but Goble grabbed him: "Come here, man, obviously I misunderstood you a little bit before, so since your orientation is the same as mine, I will cover you in the future, you are ready to face the ravages of a lot of girls!"

"I've been preparing for more than twenty years!"

Goble grinned, and he said to Chen Song: "It seems that we are all the way, what experience do you have with pickling girls?"

Chen Song stretched out his hands: "This stumps me." ”

"It's okay, I'll teach you experience," Goble scratched his crotch, "I have a lot of experience in picking up girls, it's been twenty years, according to my experience, if you want to pick up girls, you can't be superficial, don't be fooled by some superficial things!"

Chen Song humbly asked, "This is a bit difficult to understand, can you introduce it more thoroughly?"

Goble smiled: "Let's put it bluntly, girls are ugly and beautiful, everyone likes beautiful girls, but I found that it happens to be ugly girls who can let go and play well." ”

Chen Song nodded: "Yes, we have a Chinese proverb called 'crooked melon and cracked jujube are delicious'." But I'm a conservative person, I don't like to let go of the girls, those beautiful and reserved, how do you usually bubble?"

Goble persuaded, "What's so good about a pretty girl?"

"But I just like it. ”

Goble frowned and said, "Pretty ones need to spend money to invest in order to make an appointment, do you think I look like I'm rich?"

"Hey, aren't you inexperienced?"

Goble blushed: "Ha, you can eat bread and steak to your heart's content, why be so picky?"

Chen Song said: "Forget it, man, let's work first, I'll provide the funds later, let's go to the bar together to study how to make beautiful girls." You always can't get some crooked melons and cracked dates, there is a proverb in our hometown, I would rather eat a bite of fresh peaches than a basket of rotten apricots!"

Goble has a good face and is still arguing: "This is different, ugly girls are not only fun, but also generous, sometimes they will invite you to eat and drink, and even give you money!"

Chen Song was stunned: Are you being prostituted?

The Gobble people are tall and big, with long hands and long feet, and their muscles are like wearing armor, and they are the top brand of material in the duck shop, which is simply a powerful duck in the duck flock.

In addition to this, he also has a lot of stamina, which can be seen from the subsequent work, he is simply a humanoid tractor, Chen Song thinks that it is better to take him home to the farmland to plow the land, than oxen.

After three strokes and five divisions, he cleaned the turf room, and when he wiped the two-and-a-half-meter-high floor-to-ceiling windows, he didn't need to step on a stool at all, and he could reach the top with a light jump.

The turf room was empty, and Bruce found some simple furniture such as recliners and tables, and Goble carried them all in.

"Why did you bring in the washing machine? I'm talking about the freezer, and I'm going to bring in a freezer. ”

Bruce snorted and moved the washing machine away, and went back to move in a freezer on his own.

Chen Song nodded again and again, this old brother is a good worker.

In the end, there was a little work left, and Bruce said that he instructed Goble to complete it, and let Chen Song go to rest.

Chen Song was not too embarrassed, he thought about it and went to prepare dinner, which must be left for others to eat.

At noon, when he was buying dog food at the supermarket, he saw some good red shrimp, so he chose the most expensive ones and bought a bunch of them, and in the evening he was going to have a few Chinese dishes to show Tofer and Goble his cooking skills.

There is an introduction to how to eat red shrimp at the sales counter, but unfortunately it is Icelandic, and he can't understand it.

But there must be nothing wrong with steaming red shrimp, so he steamed some.

Brother Dao saw that he was washing shrimp and became obsessed, and he tried hard to stand up with his front legs pulling the cabinet door, and tried his best to look into the pot with his neck and hanging eyes.

Chen Song squinted at it: "I can't find you when I'm working, and you can't wait to get into the pot when you're eating, what's the matter, you're the legendary meat dog?"

Brother Dao grinned at him, and concentrated on finding the figure of the shrimp.

The red shrimp is easy to cook, and Chen Song steamed it for a while and took one out to taste it.

It is said that Icelandic seafood is rich and delicious, this red shrimp is not very good, the shrimp meat is not delicious, he chewed and spit on the ground, Brother Dao a vicious dog pounced on the feces and swallowed it.

This red shrimp is not delicious when steamed, it is a pity to give it to the dog, Chen Song didn't want to waste it, so he simply made a braised shrimp in oil.

As a result, the stew was salty again, the taste was even worse, and the salt content was too high to feed the dogs, so he had to throw it away.

Emma slowly leaned against the wall to the kitchen, and Chen Song hurriedly supported her when he saw it: "Mrs. Tofford, go and rest, I'll prepare dinner." ”

"I guess it's better for me to prepare," Emma smiled, "maybe you're not very good at cooking seafood." ”

Chen Song puffed up his chest and said, "I'm a little cooking expert!"

"Then why did you put the Arctic shrimp in the pan and fry it? This is ready-to-eat seafood. ”

Chen Song wondered: "Eat it raw?"

The old lady smiled: "The arctic shrimp are directly cooked in the ship's production line when they come out of the water, so when you re-cook or fry them, it will destroy the meat quality and not taste good." ”

Chen Song peeled a shrimp, the peeled shrimp meat was white and tender, and it tasted delicious and slightly sweet when stuffed into his mouth.

Brother Dao stared at his mouth expectantly, but in the end, he failed to usher in the shrimp meat......

When it was getting dark, the turf room was finally completely cleaned up, Goble went to take a hot shower, and then when he went downstairs, he saw a large glass of dark beer, and immediately rejoiced: "Ha, beer, good friend of men!"

It was winter, but the beer was chilled, and when Goble got it, he poured down most of the glass: "Tons and tons and tons of beer!"

Drinking beer, he lay down on the sofa, then picked up the remote control and looked for a football game, and then continued: "Tons tons tons tons of tons!"

Chen Song took a bottle of room temperature beer and sat opposite him and said, "You can enjoy life quite well." ”

Goble shrugged, "Sure, you know, man, I'm not a lazy person, but I think it's human nature to yearn for a good life, right?"

"Absolutely. ”

"So I really wish that my job was to lie comfortably in one place, and then every day money would fall from the sky so that I could eat, drink, and have fun. Of course, you know I'm a devout Christian, so it would be nice if I could still serve God, do you know where that kind of work is?"

"Coincidentally, I really know, do you know about the eight kings in the wishing pond of our Chinese temple?"

Neither freshwater turtles nor turtles have any unique meaning to Icelanders, but when Goble heard about such a job, he actually turned over and took a closer look.

After learning that he was going to be a water turtle, he shook his head: "I'm talking about keeping a human body, if it's an animal, then I still like to be a male lion, woo!"

Brother Dao, who was sleeping soundly under the sofa, got up and ran with his eyes closed.

This made Goble laugh, and then he asked Chen Song with interest: "If you want to become an animal, what are you willing to become?"

Chen Song waved his hand again and again and said that he hadn't thought about it, in fact, he had thought about it, and the answer was wild dogs: the vast world, roaming at will, death is like the wind, always accompanying me, and then you can rummage through the trash can when you are hungry, and you can go to the female dog casually when you are hungry and thirsty......

At half-past five, a layer of green light suddenly appeared on the window.

Chen Song asked, "What's going on?"

Goble and Bruce, who were watching the game, looked over when they heard the sound, and then said disapprerovingly, "Oh, Aurora." ”

Hearing the aurora in the night sky, Chen Song was so excited that he hurriedly ran out to take a look.

In the vast dark night, red and green neon danced all over the sky.

The Northern Lights can be seen all over Iceland, which Chen Song has known for a long time, but it takes luck to encounter the Northern Lights, and many people come to Iceland for more than ten days in winter to travel and never encounter the Northern Lights.

He was lucky enough to see the aurora the day after he arrived on the island.

The writhing ribbon of light swayed in the night sky, just like the tulle of the Nine Heavens Xuannu dancing, the staggered bands of light drifted slowly, and the clear night sky seemed to be divided into layers, giving people a super visual impact.

The starlight was dim, the aurora was shining, Chen Song stood in the courtyard and looked up at the beautiful green light curtain, intoxicated.

Looking south, the light from the lighthouse was so incandescent that it pierced the sky like the Excalibur in Odin's hand, and when the aurora drifted past, it seemed as if the sword of light had been wrapped in handguards.

He didn't know how long he had been standing, time had come to a vague halt in front of the quiet night sky, only space was the only one.

Time is eternal, and a moment goes by forever.