But what Wang Erpang said couldn't completely arouse Dabao's interest, this was a mental tactic, just a simple "oh!", and then pretended that nothing had happened. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What's wrong with him, isn't he a kung fu master?" Er Fat refocused his attention on Yang Wei, who was lying on the ground and was about to die.

Dabao glanced at the man in front of him who had deep kung fu, but was depressed after being frustrated by love, and then said with disdain: "Oh, it's okay, he's recovering blood!"

"Reincarnation!?"

"No, you don't even know how to regain blood, you still taught me. It's a kind of game," Dabao continued the topic just now, "Oh, what did you just say about Tang Rulong's Golden Martial Arts?"

Hearing the words "Jin Wumen", Yang Wei, who was lying on the ground and dying, bounced up from the ground like a spring on his buttocks, and said with a very blank look: "I know, Jin Wumen." ”

"You see, I said he was going to be resurrected with full blood!" Dabao shuddered.

Erfat had to give a thumbs up.

As long as he gets up and can talk, he is afraid that he really can't stand up, then his theory of women and mobile phones is completely meaningless, this is not the result he wants, and he has to learn kung fu with him, so it doesn't make much sense to die.

Although Dabao and Yang Wei have both been hurt by women, they are not the same to each other.

Dabao was deceived at the train station. Yang Wei has been a crush on someone for two years and wants to have a twilight relationship with someone, but it doesn't work. But there are still differences in each other's concepts, and now Dabao wants to make himself a little stronger, and then he can protect the person he likes.

So he has to keep trying.

But what he understands now is that of physical strength.

Before winning the student council president, he must exercise his body well, otherwise he will not be able to compare with others.

There are two ways to strengthen the body, one is Erfat, and the other is Yang Wei, but Erfat's kung fu is all boasting, and he won't be able to fight if he takes off his shoes, and it's useless to learn.

So the biggest hope is still on Yang Wei.

"Brother wilt, oh bah, Viagra," Dabao sat beside Yang Wei, looking very cheap, "Do you say that the three of us are friends?"

Yang Wei gasped enough, became a little calmer, and replied to Dabao's question very casually: "Then it goes without saying, we are all sworn worshippers." ”

"Since you are not friends," Dabao said step by step, "then you have to be brothers." Little brother, I need help, will you help?"

Yang Wei replied in one breath: "It must be!"

Since this is the case, Dabao knew that he had been fooled, and quickly confided in his heart and said, "I want to learn kung fu from you." ”

"Then ......" Yang Wei reacted and paused, "No!" and then turned his head coldly.

"Poof......" The second fat stood next to him and almost squirted out.

"No, that's a good point. "Dabao is brazen and pretends to be pitiful.

But Yang Wei didn't eat that, and said solemnly: "I saw a trace of murder flashing in your eyes just now, and you must have bad intentions." Your eyebrows reveal heroism, you are not suitable for learning martial arts, and you are destined to be bad at martial arts. ”

"This is not scientific and illogical, since the eyebrows reveal heroism, then I am destined to save the world," Dabao continued to pretend to be pitiful, "The sky will descend on the people, you must let me practice kung fu first." ”

"Okay, what do you say is the purpose of learning martial arts?" Yang Wei was a little impatient.

Dabao was embarrassed to say that it was to protect the goddess and win the false name of the president of the student union, so he deliberately covered it up and said: "Didn't I say it just now, I want to protect the earth and save the world." ”

This kind of pediatrics, Yang Wei is really an idiot.

Women can still deceive him, but men can't, they really want to trample him to death.

Yang Wei has kung fu in his body, what else can he be afraid of, but he is afraid of people like Dabao who are not good at martial arts. Whether Wude is good or not is just his subjective conjecture, and there is no one to verify at all.

"Second fat, let's go, ignore him. Yang Wei put his hand on Erfat's shoulder and left the playground side by side.

Dabao followed behind him for some reason, and if he wanted to follow, he was immediately stopped by Yang Wei: "Hey you, it's better not to get closer, go farther." ”

This is too rampant, but seeing that he was hit just now, and there are still things to ask him for, he will endure it when he thinks about it, and silently maintain the two-meter principle with them.

I put one ear on my side to hear a little more clearly, but I didn't understand a word.

Yang Wei asked Erfat, and when he asked clearly, he suddenly stopped, with a smile on his face, turned back to Dabao, smiled and put a hand on his shoulder and said: "You said it earlier, it turned out that I wanted to learn kung fu from me just for this matter." ”

Dabao felt that hope was coming, it seemed that the two fat friends cooperated well, otherwise Yang Wei would have such an awareness.

Just when Dabao felt that hope was coming, Yang Wei's face changed, his eyebrows revealed a heroic spirit, and a few words popped out of the corners of his mouth: "I still can't teach you kung fu." ”

Dabao was petrified in an instant, and the smile that was smiling just now suddenly stiffened, and he looked at Yang Wei and left proudly.

"Come here!" Dabao calmly gestured to the second fat figure.

The second fat didn't see the clue behind this calmness, and walked over with a smile. Dabao lined up on his shoulder very intimately and asked, "What did you tell him?"

"I didn't say anything," Witty as Fat denied.

"Then what does he ask you?" Dabao asked in a different way, and sometimes changing one way would have unexpected effects.

The second fat was slow to react and couldn't stand scrutiny, so he said in one breath: "He asked me why you want to learn martial arts?"

"Then how did you answer?" Dabao didn't break off halfway.

"I said that you studied martial arts to run for the president of the student union, and you ran for the president of the student union because you promised a girl that you would protect that girl. Er Fat was also very calm after speaking, as if he had done a good deed.

Dabao didn't act for the time being, and Er Fat continued: "He said, if I said that he invited us to Red Bull at noon, Red Bull, six yuan ......"

"You betrayed me with a bottle of Red Bull?" Dabao squinted at him, and at the same time, the fist was already forming behind his back, and the small universe could explode at any time.

Er Fat shook his head: "No, he said that he didn't drink the bottle, so it was two bottles." After speaking, he felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and added: "Brother is an assistant, there is an idiom as proof: two ribs stick a knife, friends are used to betray!"

Such a profound understanding, Dabao was speechless, so he had to use his fists.

Erfat felt a murderous aura floating over his face, and hurriedly ran away, but because his body size was not standard, he turned around before he stabilized his center of gravity, and then started running before he finished turning, and his front feet and back feet did not match.

I really threw a dog on the spot and ate.

Before being beaten, Dabao's last request was, don't slap your face. But he knew that such a request was useless, so he had to use the two books to protect his face temporarily.

finally pulled out and left, Dabao was angry with him, of course he refused to let him go easily, and chased and beat him all the way.

This is not gambling with life, but it is a joke with his face, the second fat ran faster than a rabbit, ready to catch up with Yang Wei, and then told him to protect himself, the big deal is not to have two bottles of Red Bull.

Yang Wei was a good talker, and he consumed too much physical strength by running laps just now, so he went to the canteen commissary.

Dabao ran two laps with Yang Wei just now, and now he seems to be a little physically exhausted, and he can't catch up with the two fats, so he is a little anxious, so he simply doesn't want to do it, and he still has two "trophies" at hand, aiming at Dabao's vest and hitting it.

The second fat was extremely cunning and ran behind Yang Wei to dodge.

But the book thrown out was aimed at the second fat, the second fat did not hit, but it was planted on the back of Yang Wei's head, Yang Wei looked at it or "Thirty-six Strategies for Girl Huaichun", and now when he sees a woman, he is annoyed, and he is also annoyed when he sees a "female" word.

Grabbed the book from the ground and turned around and shouted, "Which shit hit me?"

As soon as he finished saying the last word, another book flew over and smashed directly on his head, as if, also, messed up his hairstyle.

Thus, the "woman" war between the three men began, and the two books flew around in the middle, like two bombs that would never explode, until one of them vomited blood and died.

In theory, wars between men should not involve women, but in practice most wars between men are for women.

The same is true now, with three immature boys playing "book wars".

Tang Ru and Yuanyuan just came down from the teaching building and were going to buy some food, because they consumed a lot of physical strength to practice dancing, so they had to replenish their energy in time, otherwise they wouldn't be able to dance.

As soon as I got off the building, I bumped into this "book war".

"Ah......" A book fell from the sky and landed right in front of Yuanyuan.

But it was Tang Ru who screamed the loudest, because she still had a shadow recently, so she was on guard at all times, and when she was frightened, she would scream louder than the person next to her, which was also easy to understand.

But what I don't understand is Dabao, it's okay now, how to face it?

Because the book "Golden Vase Plum" was thrown by him.

"Which nasty ruffian is this?" Yuan Yuan picked up and shouted loudly.

Because Erpang and Yang Wei had their backs to them, they just didn't have their faces found as soon as possible after the incident, but Dabao was different, he just faced them, so he had to walk over hard.

"I, I'm ......," Dabao staggered over and stumbled.

Er Fat is still snickering in his heart, now see how he ends? But it seems to listen to what he says: "This is Er Fat, I'll help him!"

"Hey," then waved his hand and smiled awkwardly at Tang Ru, "Okay, long time no see, this, so coincidentally met here?"

Syllable......

Tang Ru was disgusted at the thought of his appearance, let alone the people who saw him, and he slapped him as soon as he opened his mouth.

He tried his best to comfort himself not to be angry, he had no reason to be angry, covered his face and suffered silently, and said: "It doesn't matter if you see my efforts, the important thing is that I am really trying." ”

didn't say what he was working on, anyway, he was working hard, but Tang Ru didn't have the heart to listen to the effort or anything, so he turned around and left after the fight.

Yuanyuan followed closely.

"One day I'll make you admit that I'm your boyfriend!" Dabao mustered up the courage to roar, that old face was not very painful, but the pain was the wounded heart.

Yang Wei and Er Fat walked over slowly at this time, and it was pitiful to see him sad.

"Well, I admit that women are also extremely dangerous animals, I will teach you kung fu!" Yang Wei put a hand on his shoulder, and said with certainty.

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