Chapter 508: Thank you for a green hat from Wang Laotie
"Hmm, where did you hide him!?"
"Official, what do you say? Where are the adulterers?"
"Don't you think I'm a fool? How can there be no adulterer? Search for me!"
"Yes, Li Hou. ”
There were a few footsteps in the room, and the sound of turning over the cabinet came, Wang Chen still calmly grabbed Xiao Zhouhou's slender jade feet, he felt that the other party seemed to be struggling eagerly and then stopped, probably afraid that the movement would be too big to be discovered by Li Yu, this teahouse is very high-end, there are cabinets for clothes and shoes, naturally, the first target of Li Yu and others is the cabinet, but I didn't expect that under the table, it was indirectly cheaper Wang Chen continued to stroke Xiao Zhouhou's jade feet.
After half a ring.
The voice gradually slowed down.
Li Yu's strange voice came, "Huh, is there really no one?"
Xiao Zhouhou pretended to be angry and said angrily: "Li Yu! Who do you think of me Zhou Wei?
Well, women are used to it.
Even if you make a mistake, as long as you don't get the evidence, it is very likely that you will be unreasonable and angry with the man, on the one hand, by messing around the matter, on the other hand, being angry can appear to be reasonable, obviously, Xiao Zhouhou knows this well.
Maybe Li Yu has nothing now, and Xiao Zhouhou is his only sustenance, so he hurriedly apologized: "Why did Aiqing say this, I'm not worried that you will be deceived by traitors." "Aiqing of the Song Dynasty is not the emperor's name for the minister, it is generally a man's nickname for his beloved woman, if one day you travel to the Song Dynasty and become the emperor, don't call the minister Aiqing, otherwise...... Well, otherwise the minister thinks you're going to have a relationship with him.
Xiao Zhouhou reluctantly said: "What about the adulterer? You quickly find out the adulterer! The table has not been searched yet, so let people search the table too!"
Wang Chen, who was hiding under the table, couldn't help but give Xiao Zhouhou a thumbs up, smart, too smart, even if Li Yu originally wanted to search under the table, if he was said like this, he would definitely not search it, otherwise, if he couldn't find it, he couldn't tell what Xiao Zhouhou would be like.
Sure enough, Li Yu said righteously: "What are you talking about, do I look like someone who doesn't trust you so much? ”
Xiao Zhouhou seemed to be relieved, Wang Chen could feel that her feet were a lot softer, and she said, "Is there anything important about the officials hurriedly going out of the house to find a concubine?"
Li Yu seemed to be in a much better mood: "I wrote a new poem, I originally wanted to share it with you, but I didn't find you, so I learned that you came out of the house to drink tea, so I followed." ”
Xiao Zhou sighed, "There are new words again, the concubine really wants to savor it, but it doesn't seem to be good for officials to go out of the mansion, if it reaches the palace......" She paused, "Why don't you wait until I finish drinking tea and go back to listen to the officials?"
"Good, good. Li Yu also understood his situation, and it was a big taboo to go out of the house rashly, and he seemed to stand up, "Then Aiqing came back from drinking tea early." ”
"Good officer. Xiao Zhou later agreed.
Seeing that the crisis was lifted, Wang Chen became more casual, and reached out to scratch the palm of Xiao Zhouhou's foot gently.
It's okay to be indomitable, and after scratching Xiao Zhou, he "poofed" and laughed out loud very sensitively.
Li Yu, who had originally walked to the door, suddenly turned his head, "What are you laughing at?"
Xiao Zhouhou was very flustered in his heart, and said strongly and calmly: "I didn't laugh anything, I accidentally choked on tea." ”
"That's not right!" Li Yu stared at Xiao Zhou with a dead gaze, and said word by word: "Table! sub! bottom! down! there are people!"
This time, Xiao Zhouhou was completely panicked, stood up suddenly, broke free of Wang Chen's bad hand, glared at Xingmu and said, "What do you mean, official?"
"It's not interesting, search for me!" Li Yu, who has been the emperor in the end, is still very straightforward in this kind of thing, and with a wave of his hand, he directly asked the family to lift the table!
Xiao Zhouhou's frightened hands were trembling slightly, if Li Yu found Wang Chen, then not only would her relationship with Li Yu break down, but more importantly, she would become a real slut in the eyes of the world, other women are okay, at most what do the neighbors in the township know, she is different, who doesn't know that she was the queen of the Southern Tang Kingdom, how can she not be frightened?
On the contrary, Wang Chen under the table seemed calm and calm, and he was very naughty, and did not directly use teleportation to leave.
At this time, a housekeeper stepped forward and lifted the tablecloth, looked down, and saw Wang Chen sitting there cross-legged, blinking his eyes, and the housekeeper suddenly shouted: "Li Hou! There are people!"
"Ahh
Xiao Zhouhou looked desperate, it's over, it's really over this time!
Li Yu, who had already come to the table, squatted down without hesitation, reached out to grab it, and said loudly: "Come out for me!"
As a result, he grabbed this time, and directly caught a void!
"Huh?" Li Yu grabbed a handful of air and was a little confused, and with some disbelief, half of his body got under the table, and said to himself, "Huh, what about people?" He looked left and right, up and down...... Okay, it's not skinny, anyway, he can see the whole table clearly, not to mention people, not even a single air!
Li Yu was embarrassed at this moment, and he didn't know how to face Xiao Zhouhou, so he simply lay down there and didn't move.
Xiao Zhou, who was originally desperate, found that something was wrong, she didn't speak immediately, but carefully observed Li Yu, and said softly: "Official?
Li Yu stubbornly got up from under the table, looked at the guy who said that there was someone before, and frowned, "You just said that there is someone under the table?"
The bearded man in his thirties hummed affirmatively, "Yes, someone, I saw it with my own eyes." ”
Li Yu was speechless and said, "Where is the person?" ”
"It's right under the table. As he spoke, he lifted the tablecloth, and then looked at the empty scene, he was dumbfounded, "No, I really saw someone just now, and the man winked at me!"
Li Yu said with a dark face: "Still winking at you?
The family was anxious, "I didn't lie, I really didn't lie." ”
The remaining two family members burst into laughter.
"Brother Zhen, aren't you the hell?"
"That's it, the tablecloths are all lifted, who is anyone?"
There was really no one, and the family didn't think about it at all, but when they said this, they suddenly thought about it, don't you really see the hell, right? For a while, there was a chill behind it, and it was a little creepy illusion.
Li Yu didn't find anyone here, Xiao Zhouhou immediately went crazy, and scolded Li Yu a few times, if she would never have dared before, after all, the other party is the emperor, but now it's different, Xiao Zhouhou suffered a lot of anger on weekdays, and took advantage of this time to vent it all.
Li Yu was scolded and had to apologize again and again, and finally escaped from the box with his family in embarrassment.
……
in the hallway.
As soon as Li Yu came out, he reprimanded the family member fiercely, "What kind of eyes do you have? Where are the people? You tell me where they are?"
The family cringed when he was scolded, and kept apologizing: "Li Hou, I saw it wrong, maybe I was dazzled." ”
"Dazzled, are you provoking me and my insider?" Li Yu glared angrily.
Just as he was scolding, the door of the box next door opened, poked out a head, and said with a smile: "Why is Mr. Li so angry?"
Li Yu looked sideways and found that it was actually Wang Chen, and then looked at the red apricot room, and said vigilantly: "Why is the palace marshal here?"
Wang Chen pointed inside with a smile, "I made an appointment with Liu Sicheng for tea." ”
Just now, when he was hiding under the table, he observed the surroundings with a clear understanding, and was originally going to teleport to the street downstairs, but he was afraid that many people would see him appear out of thin air and cause a riot, but he didn't expect to see that the box next door was one of his cronies, Liu Han, so he teleported over directly.
Most of the officials in the court knew that Wang Chen was a true immortal with great magical powers, although Liu Han and the others were taken aback, they didn't think much about it, and happily drank tea together.
Li Yu looked through the crack in the door, and saw Liu Han of Honglu Temple and several officials of Honglu Temple talking about it, so he relaxed his vigilance against Wang Chen, and Wang Chen stepped over him during the day, and suddenly looked very happy and said: "I didn't expect to see the palace marshal in the teahouse, if it weren't for Li's inconvenience to stay outside for a long time, I must accompany the palace marshal and a cup, forgive me." ”
"It's okay, if someone asks, just say that Wang asked Mr. Li to come out for tea, come in and have a drink. Wang Chen invited.
Good!
Good guys!
Li Yu was very moved in his heart, he had already committed a big taboo when he went out of the house like this, and he was called as an ordinary official to see it, and he would definitely report to the emperor, and then he couldn't eat and walk around, but Wang Chen not only didn't do this, but also took the initiative to take the responsibility on his body, saying that he took the initiative to invite, with Wang Chen's current power to ask Li Yu to have a cup of tea, no one dared to say anything, naturally, he was moved by Wang Chen beyond words.
I used to see Wang Chen unpleasantly, but at this moment, Li Yu felt extremely guilty in his heart, look, this is a true friend, he was moved to clasp his hands into fists and said: "That is the case, Li will accompany the palace marshal to have a drink." ”
Only the guy who lifted the table before looked at Wang Chen's face and kept searching, of course he recognized that it was Wang Chen who was under the table just now, but now when he heard Li Yu call the other party "palace marshal", his heart was shocked, he was able to give the current people in the Hou Mansion more or less some insight, and naturally understood the meaning of the two words palace marshal, that is the most powerful boss in the palace front division, besides, he also knows who is the palace marshal now, and he also knows how monstrous Wang Chen's power is!
Depend on!
Fortunately, I didn't find it under the table just now, otherwise I would have been miserable!
This family Ding was drenched in cold sweat, and he dared to say with great certainty that if Wang Chen was really found under the table just now, Li Yu would never dare to let it go, and it was even possible to cooperate with Wang Chen to kill people and dispose of the three of them "eyewitness" family members, after all, this kind of big guy's face is too important, and his name is a fart compared to the big guy's face?
At this moment, the family was panicked and tormented in his heart, he was afraid that Wang Chen would kill him when he turned around!
Unexpectedly, when they followed Li Yu into the box, Wang Chen took the initiative to ask, "Mr. Li was training Jia Ding just now?"
Of course, Li Yu couldn't say that he failed to catch the rape, so he drank tea and said vaguely: "The subordinate made a mistake and scolded casually." ”
Wang Chen said with a smile: "It was not Wang's turn to reprimand the family, but it was not easy for them to get up early every day and be greedy for darkness. ”
Well, if he hadn't been naughty just now, he wouldn't have been reprimanded, Wang Chen is still very moral, so he naturally helped Jiading say a word.
The famous family was moved in his heart when he heard it, such a powerful guy helped him speak, how could he not be moved, and even at this moment, he decided to rot the scene he just saw in his stomach forever, and no one could say it.
It was impossible for Li Yu not to give Wang Chen face, and said: "Since the palace marshal said so, then Li should obey his fate." After speaking, he turned his head to look at the family, "Why don't you hurry up and thank the palace marshal?"
Ding Zuo, surnamed Zhen, said, "Thank you, Your Palace." ”
"It's okay, just be on an errand. Wang Chen said as he winked at the Zhen family again.
The family surnamed Zhen took a look, his heart jumped suddenly, he felt that his opportunity had come, Wang Chen blinked and probably didn't care about what happened just now, and it was possible to be promoted, he felt that he should express it, and regardless of Li Yu beside him, he gritted his teeth and said: "If the palace marshal comes to the Hou Mansion, the contemptible people will know it, and they will not stop at the door." ”
Li Yu didn't think much about it, and said with a smile: "That is, a few of you have remembered, don't stop you when you see the palace marshal coming, I am a gentleman's friend with him, just bring him to see me directly." ”
Wang Chen is different, he understands the meaning of the words of the family surnamed Zhen, which roughly means that in the future, he will not have to be so troublesome to have an affair with Xiao Zhouhou outside, it is easy to be discovered, he can go directly to Li Yu's house, this family can stage an infernal affair and let him in, not to mention, and help keep an eye on it, someone came to notify him as soon as possible, he was amazed in his heart, this family Ding really knows current affairs, he hummed, took out a piece of silver and threw it over, "I can speak, reward you." ”
The family surnamed Zhen took it and thanked him again.
At this time, Liu Han said with a smile: "I heard earlier that Li Hou likes emerald green, but today I saw that it was true. ”
Wang Chen took a look, Li Yu was still wearing the emerald green robe in the morning, but he didn't wear the green hat to go out, as soon as he thought of the green hat, he thought of the conversation during the day, and secretly felt funny in his heart, and deliberately teased: "It's very windy tonight, why didn't Mr. Li go out with your green hat?"
Li Yu heard that his wife was so angry that he hurriedly went out of the house, how could he wear a hat, and it was difficult to tell the truth, so he had to say vaguely: "I was accidentally blown away by the wind." After speaking, he pretended to be a little remorseful, "It's all because I didn't pay attention and lost my beloved hat." ”
Wang Chen was surprised: "It is not convenient for Li Hou to enter and leave the Hou Mansion now, how can it be good to lose his beloved hat." ”
One of the officials of Honglu Temple nodded and said, "Yes, Li Hou's hats are all sewn on the finest silk, and they can't be bought in ordinary shops." ”
"It's okay, just throw it away. Li Yu said.
"That's not good, in the future, Li Hou will encounter a strong wind or something when he goes out, and it's not good to mess up the green silk. Wang Chen smiled evilly and said, "That's it, in two days, I'll personally send Mr. Li a high-quality green green hat, okay?"
Now there is no allusion to the green hat, of course Li Yu doesn't know the meaning of Wang Chen's evil smile, and thinks that the other party treats each other sincerely, plus he does like emerald green, and he has heard that Wang Chen has a lot of strange things, so he immediately said happily: "Okay! Li is here to thank the palace marshal for giving me a green hat in advance!"