Burst!

Ying Xiaochuan almost couldn't hold back the expression on his face, and wanted to laugh wildly.

Calling for wind and rain, I don't know where this big face dares to say that he can call for wind and rain.

You must know that the reason why the three worlds of heaven, earth and man can maintain balance is that all the immortals perform their own duties. In this heaven and earth, there are a few people who can really call the wind and rain, and they can count them clearly with their fingers, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Feng Granny and the Dragon King of the Four Seas.

It seems that this so-called Taoist is just a charlatan.

The corners of Lei Dao's long lips curled slightly, showing a smug look.

Ying Xiaochuan raised his eyebrows and said: "You say that you can call the wind and rain, I don't believe it, unless you can demonstrate it in front of me and let me see it with my own eyes, I will believe you." ”

The man in Tang costume immediately said: "Calling the wind and rain is a serious spell, and it is not a performance, how can you say that you want to see it." Boy, don't you understand? It doesn't matter if you believe it or not, can you be alone and stop us all?"

Ying Xiaochuan didn't hear it at all, and continued to look at Lei Daochang and said, "Lei Daochang, you don't want to show me a demonstration, won't it be because you don't have this ability at all, so your heart is weak, right?"

After a pause, he smiled, "Actually, this is also normal, after all, the people who can call the wind and rain are the kind of real people, who will not come out to show their faces at all, how can I be so lucky to meet them?"

Lei Daochang narrowed his eyes: "Boy, don't think that if you use the agitation method on me, I will be fooled." ”

Ying Xiaochuan smiled slightly, noncommittal.

The reason why the method of agitation later became a means of middle and lower road is because this trick is ineffective for most people, but once it is used against those who think very highly of themselves, it can work wonders.

"Boy, do you want to see what I'm really capable of?"

"Can you?" asked Ying Xiaochuan rhetorically.

Lei Dao said: "What can't I do? Although I haven't shown this trick in front of people for a long time, to me, this is not a big spell at all, and it is not impossible to show you kid." ”

He suddenly changed his words, "But why should I show you?"

Ying Xiaochuan lowered his head, as if he was about to laugh and endured, and after a while, he clenched his fists and rubbed his nose and cleared his throat.

"I understand, you can't use this trick at all, in fact, I didn't have any hope for you, it's too funny, you're too good at big words, I don't dare to brag like this, if you can call the wind and rain, I can cultivate into an immortal." ”

Lei Dao laughed, "What a boy who dares to speak, okay, I'll let you see my true skills!"

The man in Tang costume said nervously: "Daoist Lei, this kid is obviously trying to provoke you, what do you care about him, it's not good to delay the hour." ”

"Wouldn't I know that he was using the law to provoke me?" Lei Dao Chang turned around and said coldly: "Even if he is using the law to provoke me, I also plan to let him see my ability, and in the future, others will misunderstand that I have no capable person in the Four Elephant Taoist Temple, and I will be ridiculed by a kid." ”

Ying Xiaochuan made a gesture, "Dao Chief, please." ”

"Wait a minute, I need to prepare a little more thing. Lei Dao Chang shook his sleeves and strode forward.

Ying Xiaochuan bowed his head and retreated to the crowd on the side, Ao Ling walked behind him, and Ying Xiaochuan said in a low voice: "How is this Taoist priest?"

Ao Ling said: "I just observed him for a long time, he should have some ability, have you seen the bag hanging on his shoulder?"

Ying Xiaochuan's gaze fell on the Taoist priest's left shoulder, which was sewn together with the clothes on the shoulder, but it was flat, and it looked like it didn't contain anything.

Ao Ling said, "He put something in that bag." ”

"What's that?"

"He's blocking it with something, and he can't see clearly, but I'm sure he's going to have to use the thing on his shoulder if he can really do it. ”

Ying Xiaochuan frowned, his eyes fixed on the Taoist priest.

In the yard.

The two men brought the sacrificial table back, Lei Daochang stood in front of the table, re-lit the candle, took out a few sticks of incense, held them in his palms and chanted them, suddenly opened his eyes, and he didn't know what means he used, the incense in his hand was lit without any fire assistance.

"Wow!"

"Lei Dao has good skills!"

"That's amazing!"

Several exclamations rang out all around.

Ao Ling rolled her eyes and complained, "This kind of carving insect skill can only deceive ordinary mortals, and magic tricks are better than this method." ”

In the next second, Lei Dao Chang flipped his palm up, and several incense sticks were lined up, and they actually stood in the air, and at the same time, the incense quickly fell down the ashes at a very fast speed, as if someone pressed the fast forward button, so that time moved forward quickly.

There was a gasp of cold air all around, and everyone stared at this scene, and everyone's expressions had four words written on them, 'Breathtaking', even the man in Tang costume, who was dissatisfied with Lei Daochang's waste of time, was staring at it without blinking at the moment.

Only Ying Xiaochuan and the two of them had a trace of surprise on their faces, and they glanced at each other, and their eyes were self-evident.

Of all the people present, only the two of them could see the real picture in front of them, while the others were completely kept in the dark.

At the moment when Lei Dao Chang lit the incense, two hideous little ghosts crawled out of the blanket on his shoulders, one behind the other, one sitting on his left shoulder, and the other crawling over Lei Dao Chang's head and sitting on his right shoulder.

The little ghost on the left is like a preterm fetus, its face is not fully developed, its facial features are not formed, and the skin on its whole body is transparent, and you can see the immature internal organs in the body and the green tendons and blood vessels all over the body.

The one on the right shoulder was even more terrifying, perhaps not a man at all, it looked like a monkey, and like an imfully developed monkey, with an ape-shaped face, blood-red eyes, and thick black hair, and a strong foul smell. It has a short body, short feet and long hands, and nails as long as ten centimeters. It squatted on Lei Daochang's shoulder, his hands naturally hanging down, and his body was dripping with sewage.

Lei Dao let out a loud sigh and stretched out his arms to let the incense hang in the air, but in fact, the monkey held the incense with his two long hands, and the baby crawled over and opened his bloody mouth and gnawed on the fireworks on the incense, which is why the incense fell so quickly.

"I said how I couldn't see it, it turned out that he stuffed an eye-closing charm in the bag, just to block these two little ghosts to hide people's eyes. Ao Ling said.

The baby quickly nibbled into the incense, and licked its mouth contentedly, and its belly bulged round and full of balls.

Through the belly, you can clearly see that its internal organs are filled with clouds of smoke, which are the cigarettes it just eaten, and are now fermenting in its body.

Gradually, the white smoke turned gray, darker and darker, and finally brewed into a cloud of smoke that was mudder and deeper than ink.

The smoke churned in its belly, and the baby craned its neck and opened its mouth, only to see its throat bulge and burp heavily, while black mist continued to emerge from its mouth, and for a time the sky and the earth were all blackened.

It seems that the wind and rain are coming, and the rhythm of the sky is about to change.

Ying Xiaochuan smelled this gas, his face changed suddenly, and he reached out to cover Ao Ling's mouth and nose, "Hold your breath, don't inhale it." ”