Chapter 38: Life is Better Than Death 1
Since the incident of tearing up Tang Fengling's photo, Li Shaohui's life has begun to become unsatisfactory, and the promised aunt has also arrived as scheduled in the past few days, but mortals will always find someone to vent when they are in pain and boredom, and Li Shaohui will not escape the doom and become the promised bag.
One day, after Li Shaohui got up and washed, he was about to go to work, but the promise of wearing pajamas pestered him and refused to let go.
"Baby, good, my husband is going to work, will I accompany you when I come back?" Li Shaohui looked at the sleepy-eyed promise and made a gesture, and persuaded with a dry mouth.
"Nope. ”
"Why?"
"You said yesterday that you were going to tell people stories, but as soon as you lay in bed, you fell asleep. Promise wrapped his hands around Li Shaohui's neck and began to be coquettish.
"Isn't that too tiring?"
"But that's a broken promise!"
"Okay, then what do you want to do?" Li Shaohui looked at the girl in front of him, he was really speechless, she was such a big woman, she had to force herself to tell her what "One Thousand and One Nights" and "Grimm's Fairy Tales", and she had to coax her to sleep while talking, so after so many days of exercise, Li Shaohui felt that he was about to become a father, what kind of love is this, it is obviously raising a daughter!
Xu Yu looked at Li Shaohui's helpless appearance, and also thought of what she had done these days, and couldn't help but laugh.
Li Shaohui also took the opportunity to smile and said: "Duo'er, my good baby, I'm really leaving, don't worry, yesterday's story, I'll make it up to you tonight, okay?"
Xu Promise shook his head and said, "I don't want to listen to those children's stories, what you tell is not good at all." ”
Li Shaohui rolled his eyes helplessly and said, "Then what do you want to hear?"
Xu Yu didn't answer, first smacked Li Shaohui's face, and then smiled: "I want to listen to your story." ”
"No problem, my story can tell you for three days and three nights. Li Shaohui was still suspicious of the promise of deliberate affection, and he couldn't help but feel relieved when he heard the words, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the promise said: "I want to listen to you and your first love." ”
"Huh?" Li Shaohui exclaimed, knowing that this madman was not so easy to deal with.
"Do you agree?" Xu Yu looked at Li Shaohui dissatisfiedly, and the arms wrapped around his neck tightened a little more, and there was a posture that Li Shaohui would not let him go to work if he did not agree.
Li Shaohui saw that there was not much time left, so he had to smile bitterly and agree for the time being.
After having dinner after work, Li Shaohui looked at the promise of smiling and groaning, wearing sexy pajamas, looking forward to it in bed, for the first time he had no intention of going to bed, he grinded and chirped, one time he was cleaning the house, and the other was busy with work, and when it was 11 o'clock in the middle of the night, he looked at the puffing promise covered with a quilt and snoring to sleep, and then went to bed lightly, undressed and slept.
But as soon as he turned off the lights, Promise's hot and soft body turned over and entangled tightly with him, and her bright eyes became more and more enlightened in the darkness, with an inscrutable smile.
Li Shaohui lamented in his heart, why did this madman want to torture himself, but the unwilling Li Shaohui took the opportunity to touch the promise while threatening: "Baby, if you want to listen to the story, you have to pay a price first." ”
Xu Xu naturally understood the meaning of what Li Shaohui said, this time, she did not refuse, but just said with a smile: "Then we say yes, a word is a decision, and we must not go back." ”
Li Shaohui looked at the promise and was rare and generous, so the two of them were under the quilt, and it was inevitable that it would be another charming journey of fish swimming in the water and letting the fish roll in the water.
Afterwards, the exhausted Li Shaohui looked at the hazy night in the extreme pleasure, and couldn't help but close his eyes and fall asleep, and this made the promise angry, and she would have to smear the soles of her feet and slip away if she took advantage of it? Angry, she pinched and bit Li Shaohui, and it took a long time to drive away Li Shaohui's dream of Zhou Gong.
Li Shaohui looked at the angry promise, and knew that he couldn't hide from it, so he had to talk honestly, but he still kept an eye on it, and only picked up those irrelevant words, such as the two of them shopping together for self-study, etc., as for confessing and living together, they didn't talk about these things, Rao was like this, and the promise's face also changed and changed, and he looked like he was surprised.
After about half an hour, Li Shaohui finally finished speaking and stopped talking.
And Xu Yu looked at Li Shaohui in surprise, and said angrily: "Li Shaohui, what are you talking about? It's all nonsense without nutrition, who makes a target not eat? Don't go shopping? I want to listen to something else." ”
Li Shaohui thought about Tang Fengling silently, but said in his mouth: "Duo'er, let me tell you, although I and her are each other's first love, but we really have no affection between us, I am very general about her, I have been haunted by it until now, how can I give her such a beautiful first love?"
"Cut, I don't believe it. Xu Xu rewarded Li Shaohui with a big roll of his eyes and snorted coldly.
Li Shaohui said with a smile: "Duo'er, don't worry about these anymore, it's all the old yellow calendar in the past, the most important thing now is to manage our relationship well, and make you the most important woman in my mind, well, of course, I should also be the most important man in your life." ”
Xu Yue looked at Li Shaohui's sincere face, and was also a little moved, when she was about to nod and say something emotional, she suddenly thought that this man was really annoying, and almost led herself astray, so she didn't let go of it: "Li Shaohui, you come less, let me ask you, do you have that with her?"
"Which one?" Li Shaohui was puzzled for a while.
Xu Yu blushed slightly and said with a smile: "It's the one we just had!"
"Oh..."Li Shaohui stretched his tone, looked at the eagerness of the promise, laughed in his heart, and asked, "You want to know?"
"Nonsense. ”
"Then I'm going to ask you too, you and that--that-Qi Tian..."
"Get out of the way, I asked you first. Xu Promise said in a deep voice, and began to get angry, so scared that Li Shaohui didn't dare to ask more, but he refused to say, so the two of you went back and forth, playing Tai Chi, and no one would answer the truth.
After playing for a long time, Xu Yu looked at Li Shaohui's soft and hard appearance, and became more and more angry, he was pressed and tossed by him for so long just now, and he only got him a table of unnutritious nonsense. So she was unwilling to resort to force, grabbing and pinching Li Shaohui, and doing everything she could.
Li Shaohui endured the torture of the promise, hugged her tightly in his arms, and said: "Baby, Duo'er, if you want to hear the story, let me tell you about my childhood, that is the most unforgettable thing in my life." ”
promised that she knew that her wish would not be fulfilled tonight, so she had to retreat to the second, so she snuggled in Li Shaohui's arms, pillowed on his arm and listened to him tell his thoughts.
And this time, Li Shaohui no longer had reservations, and confessed and promised everything about his childhood pleasures and preferences, and in the end, Li Shaohui was tired, yawned, bowed slightly, and looked at the promise that had not moved for a long time and fell asleep.
"Mad woman. Li Shaohui sighed slightly in his heart, and also turned over to prepare for sleep, Xu is slight movement alarmed Xu Promise, Xu Promise turned around in his sleep and said, "Finished talking?"
"Hmm. Li Shaohui replied softly.
Xu said again: "Then go to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow!" she said and entangled Li Shaohui again, Li Shaohui smelled the fragrance on her body, and fell asleep with a smile.
Li Shaohui thought that the events of that night had come to an end, but who would have thought that everything has a cause and an effect, and his road of bad luck was officially opened after the heart-to-heart exchange that day.
That night, after Li Shaohui told Xu Xu about his coward, Xu Yu once again exerted his vexatious ability and thought of an excellent way to torture Li Shaohui.
In the past few days, every time after dinner, Xu promised to close the curtains and not turn on the lights, and in the dark room where he couldn't see his fingers, he pulled Li Shaohui to accompany her to watch all kinds of thriller and suspense films, the terrifying scenes, the weird music... Li Shaohui only glanced at it, his head was numb, and his heart was beating non-stop, but that's it, he promised not to feel sorry for him at all, so he had to force him to continue watching.
Li Shaohui, who was ineffective in the struggle, had to close his eyes, but he couldn't see it, but the ghostly voice rushed into his ears and formed a picture in his mind, which was even more frightening, so he had no choice but to cover his ears with both hands to relieve the pain, but it didn't take long for him to be discovered by Promise, and Li Shaohui had to give up in Promise's angry gaze.
When a bloody hand suddenly appeared in the picture without warning in the movie, Li Shaohui's little heart could no longer stand such stimulation, so he roared in horror, and buried his head in Xu Promise's arms regardless of shame, and his body began to tremble, and Xu Promise looked at the frightened Li Shaohui with a normal face, and gently stroked his head, while laughing and teasing: "Don't be afraid, baby, my sister is here! With my sister here, no one can hurt you." ”
Li Shaohui listened to the mockery of the promise, and knew that his dignity as a man had been lost, but at this time, he was afraid that he couldn't care about it, he buried his head in the promise and didn't want to get up anymore.
Finally, after watching the movie, Li Shaohui was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief, but before he could recover from it, Xu Promise actually brought a bag of snacks and sat in front of the sofa, ready to watch another bloody and disgusting film similar to "Resident Evil".
Li Shaohui was frightened, and pleaded softly, but he ignored the promise, and insisted on forcing him to look at it again, and said that it was to train Li Shaohui's courage, Li Shaohui was dissatisfied: "Horror and bloodshed are two concepts, okay?"
Although Li Shaohui has been fighting, he promised not to be moved, so the discouraged Li Shaohui had to have the courage to watch with him, but Li Shaohui was not willing to be bullied like this, after pondering for a long time, he held her in his arms in the surprise of the promise, which seemed to reduce a little fear, and in order to divert attention, he became unruly again, and when the promise was ineffective for several beatings, he was attracted by the plot of the movie, so he was too lazy to care about Li Shaohui, everything was left to him.