Li Shaohui sighed slightly in his heart, he didn't want to promise to be so sad, so he joked again: "Duo'er, I remember that time you called the names of many people, and I almost jumped off the cliff in depression, I still remember that one of them was named Qi Tian, you said that it was your --- ago... , but I've always wondered how the descendants of the Monkey King could appear in our mortal realm? Why didn't he save his monkey ancestor who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain? You said that you, the former man, the former man, --- ah--- yo yo --- hurt--- it hurts..." Li Shaohui couldn't go on, he could only grin and shout, because there was a sharp pain in his waist again, only to hear Xu Yu angrily scold: "You are the broken monkey, bad and shameless." ”

"Since you say I'm shameless, then I won't be shameless to show you. Li Shaohui's ten fingers of his hands were slightly bent, and he made a shape of grabbing steamed buns, and his eyes squinted like a promise to his chest.

Xu Promise was startled, and the strength on Li Shaohui's waist instantly became much greater, and before Li Shaohui's hands reached Xu Promise's body, he crooked his mouth, gasped, and shouted with his teeth: "It hurts, it hurts, it really hurts." ”

Xu Yu didn't look like Li Shaohui was pretending, so she hurriedly let go of her hand, and when she looked down at Li Shaohui's waist again, she found that there was already a bruise, and smiled apologetically and helped Li Shaohui rub it gently.

Li Shaohui had a bitter face and said: "Duo'er, our Li family has a family law, and when you become my daughter-in-law in the future, I must tell you about our family law, so that you can know what is called a husband and what is called 'husband as heaven'." ”

"Then you go to see your family law, I don't care about you. Xu promised to say that he was angry and didn't give Li Shaohui a knead.

Li Shaohui hurriedly pressed the hand of the promise, and said with a smile: "Don't, our Li family's family law has long been tampered with by her old man in my mother's generation to 'take the wife as the sky'." ”

Li Shaohui and Xu Yu frolicked for a long time, and Xu Yu sighed again: "Husband, I've been so depressed in the hospital recently, tell me something happy!"

Li Shaohui sighed lightly, he thought that the recent disaster was not a one-way street, Shi Lei was gone, Liu Datou was also gone, Yu Qiangzhai didn't know the news, and even his favorite woman had no choice but to go away, how could there be any joy to talk about, it would be good not to complain, so when he wanted to smile bitterly at Promise with a sullen face, he saw that Promise's face sank, and he was about to get angry, so he had to laugh and say:" Duo'er, don't worry, you wait, I have to think about what kind of funny thing to make this beautiful woman in front of me laugh happily. ”

After that, Li Shaohui pondered for a moment, looked at the promising eyes and smiled: "Duo'er, when your condition is better, I will take you back to our hometown, and then let my parents officiate the wedding for us, welcome you into the door of our Li family in a beautiful manner, and let you be the young grandmother that our Li family is marrying, and when the time comes, I will definitely bring all my relatives and friends to hold a grand Chinese wedding and a Western-style wedding for you, so that you can become the happiest woman in the world." When he said this, Xu Promise looked at Li Shaohui in a daze, and instantly shed tears of happiness, and Li Shaohui also began to get carried away, and said: "But Duo'er, you also know that I, Li Shaohui, am indifferent to fame and fortune, and don't care about these red tape, what do you say I care about the most?" ”

"Why isn't it a good thing?" Li Shaohui glanced at the promise dissatisfied, the evil smile on his face became brighter and brighter, and he only heard him say: "As a groom, of course, what I care about the most is the night of candles in the cave room, and I want to be on that night..."

At this moment, Xu Yu naturally understood that Li Shaohui was going to be open-mouthed again, so she covered her ears and interrupted in a hurry: "Okay, okay, don't be poor with me, I don't want to listen to you." ”

Li Shaohui smiled evilly, he saw that there was no one left and right in the ward, so he pulled away the plain hand that promised to cover his ears, brewed his feelings, and said with a smile: "Then how can you do it?

I tell you, Duo'er, on that amorous and ambiguous night, I will take off your red hijab and your beautiful red Chinese wedding dress, and then I will be honest with me and admire the perfect work of art of God, your beautiful carcass. Li Shaohui said this, but he saw the promise and looked at him again and again, but he didn't care, because he had already inspected the ward just now, and there was no one else except him, so he simply thought that the promise was just shy, so he began to be more and more unscrupulous, and only heard him say:" When I appreciate this masterpiece of God, I naturally have to take what I want, explore the mystery of the body structure of men and women, in order to make up for the regret that my high school biology teacher did not tell us this section, and then I will also be in line with the worship of the two doctrines of Taoism and Buddhism, personally come to a spiritual or double cultivation that people respect, in order to achieve the supreme state of you and me husband and wife with one heart and one heart, of course, this is just the process, the most important thing is that we must explore the mystery of human creation together, and strive to give birth to the crystallization of love and the fruit of marriage as soon as possible... ”

The more Li Shaohui spoke, the happier he became, the louder he talked, he didn't notice the strangeness of the atmosphere at all, and at the end, he also promised to his arms with a proud face and asked loudly: "How about it? Duo'er, are you interested in experiencing the joy and wonder of the world? Why don't you get out of the hospital early, let's go experience it now?"

Xu Yu listened to Li Shaohui's bold and shameless words, looked behind him, his face was already red, and he covered his mouth to eat and laugh...

After Li Shaohui finished speaking, looking at Xu Promise's schadenfreude, suddenly a clever, he clearly felt two cold eyes behind him looking directly at him, as if they were going to shoot him into a sieve.

Li Shaohui glared at Xu Yu angrily, and in the coquettish smile that Xu stuck out his tongue, he turned his head with difficulty, and then he saw the two familiar coquettish faces as he wished, staring at him fiercely, looking straight ahead.

Although one of them was smiling amorous and amorous, there was a raging anger in his smile, and although the other was looking at it tenderly, there was a piercing coldness in his expression.

Then, in a panic, Li Shaohui slipped off the hospital bed, and fell to the ground with a "plop" sound...

And Xia Xue Sannu looked at Li Shaohui's embarrassment, endured it for a while, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, laughed, and laughed back and forth. I saw Xu Xu on the hospital bed playfully looking at Li Shaohui covering her mouth and chuckling, although Tang Fengling turned her back, she bent down to show that she was smiling happily, and Xia Xue was the most disproportionate, while looking at Li Shaohui with disdain, while holding the hospital bed and laughing, the white rabbit in front of her was even more trembling, as if she could jump out at any time, Li Shaohui really wanted to hold her, so as not to lose spring.

Finally, the third girl stopped laughing, and Li Shaohui saw that there was no kind-hearted person to help him, so he only stood up stupidly and muttered: "Are you two ghosts, you walk without sound?"

Xia Xue glanced at Li Shaohui with a smile, and said mockingly: "Hui Wazi, I have already recorded your classic quotations for you just now, do you want to enjoy them again?"

At this threat, Li Shaohui's old face turned red, and he didn't dare to talk back anymore, and then he promised to say: "Shaohui, you go out, I'll talk to Sister Xue and Ling'er." ”

Li Shaohui glanced at the promise dissatisfiedly, and just finished using himself, he put himself aside? Dissatisfied, he smiled at Tang Fengling and asked for comfort, but Tang Fengling also snorted coldly and ignored it.

"Alas, I went out first in a hurry, you guys have a good talk. Li Shaohui looked at the third girl as if he was treating him as air, so he could only find an excuse to laugh at himself and run out in dismay.

…

Xia Xue has been doing good things recently, and she is in a happy mood, because Li Shaohui has doubled her salary in recognition of her outstanding contribution to the "Yuanhui" company, which is so much higher than Li Shaohui's salary, so she has been looking at Li Shaohui a lot more pleasing to the eye with her wallet bulging recently, and she no longer frowns at him.

And according to He Yonghui, although Xia Xue has not completely forgiven him, her attitude is much better than before, and now Xia Xue will not only smile gently at He Yonghui when she is in a good mood, but also whenever she has free time, she will also go to the place where He Yonghui performs to be a loyal audience, quietly listening to those uninhibited folk songs, and recalling the unforgettable years of the two.

What made He Yonghui even more overjoyed was that one day after his performance, when he accompanied Xia Xue for a walk on an unknown path, he had the courage to take Xia Xue's little hand, although Xia Xue got rid of it a few times, but He Yonghui saw that Xia Xue was not really angry, so he cheekily played with other people's little hands.

Subsequently, He Yonghui repented of the past to Xia Xue while the iron was hot, confided in his longing, expressed his admiration, and looked forward to the future of holding the hand of his son and growing old with his son.

So that afternoon, Xia Xue hugged He Yonghui and cried on the street, full of sadness, causing the pedestrians on the road to cast countless contemptuous glances at He Yonghui, they were all thinking: "You have such a beautiful and plump woman, and you are embarrassed to bully others?"

Just when He Yonghui thought that the bitterness was over, Xia Xue, who had calmed down, immediately put on a cold face, and mercilessly threw out a cold remark to him: "When we got along back then, it was I who chased you, and I served you wholeheartedly, so all along, you didn't take me seriously, and dared to ignore me and be lukewarm."

Now if you want to reconcile with me, it's not impossible, but the premise is that you have to chase me for five years, and within these five years, you must handle the relationship between your mother and me, you must handle the relationship between your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, you must think of me all the time, you must listen to me in everything, and you must accompany me to wander the world... In short, to pursue me as you do now, you can't slack off a little. If you let me find out that you are slacking off in the slightest, I will kick you. And if during this period, a man who is more satisfying and attractive to me appears in front of me, you must withdraw from the competition and leave my life without complaint.

The most important thing is that I won't have anything to do with you in these five years, I just want to see what you like about me?"