Chapter 756: What a big bowl of dog food
The Fire Flame Sect has all jumped out, and the high battle spirit still hasn't appeared, which is really unsettling.
That crazy old man is a standard stealth bomb, I can't say that one day it will explode when Liu Fei is caught off guard......
Liu Fei chatted with the scorpion for a while, went to the location with him to check it, and asked the two villagers in detail, but still did not get any valuable clues.
Considering that although that thing was mysterious, it was obviously secretly helping them, and it was definitely not a threat to them for the time being, they decided to shift their focus and go all out to investigate the originators of the plague in Hengcheng, the Medicine King, the Fire Flame Sect, and Hengcheng.
Of course, there is one more thing that must be done before that.
That is to appease the emotions of the old folks in Liujia Village and prevent the haunted turmoil from continuing to ferment.
In fact, Haimingshan also had a haunted storm before, but it was quickly proven to be man-made, and after Liu Fei and Li Yunrou discussed it, they felt that it was appropriate to characterize it as artificial.
And taking advantage of the opportunity to appease the villagers, Liu Fei pulled Jinxuan to the side of the Xiliu River, and then asked solemnly: "Have you really never seen a thing that can laugh like a child and have a slimy whole body?"
Jinxuan frowned while curling the long show with her fingers, "No, really not." Husband, there are too many women around you, and I'm very unsure now, when are we going to get a marriage certificate?"
Liu Fei grabbed her fragrant shoulder, and said without tears: "You don't look at what the mess has become now, where do I still have the heart to get a marriage certificate?"
Jinxuan's eyes were clear, and without saying a word, she jumped into the fine willow river with Liu Fei in her arms, and then locked him like an octopus, and took him to swim into the dark river.
Liu Fei struggled to break free, and what shocked him was that she seemed to be completely glued to him, and she couldn't break free at all.
When he was fighting with people outside, he used a sticky and mad dog-style style of play, and after returning to Haiming Mountain, he was treated like this by the women around him.
This is the standard "retribution"......
In desperation, Liu Fei had to wrestle with her and try to make her change direction, but she was like a person in the water, not to mention her strength, and she was always able to dissolve his strength very skillfully.
Again, this attempt failed.
There was really no way, Liu Fei completely let go, bit her lips a few times that had been helping him with his breath, and then pointed to the cave not far away.
Jinxuan took him to the cave and came out of the water, but she just let go of his mouth, still holding him and saying: "If you don't go with me to get the certificate, I will let you stay in the ancient tomb forever, and you won't be able to go anywhere." ”
Liu Fei sighed and said, "Lead, can't we get it?" It's just that according to custom, you have to choose a good day anyway, and you have to be auspicious......
Since you can't hide, you can only delay.
Anyway, in any case, you have to find out her life experience and background first.
She swam so fast in the water without ventilation that it felt like she should have been living in the water thousands of years ago.
How is that possible?
But she looks no different from a normal woman, what the hell is going on?
"I see, you're talking about the auspicious day of the zodiac! Well, that's how it should be, husband, or you're thoughtful. ”
Jinxuan directly stretched out her snow-white lotus root arm, hooked Liu Fei's neck, and kissed him on the cheek.
Liu Fei picked her up, walked to the rocks by the water, sat down with her, and said, "You must have seen that I am in constant trouble and in danger now." So you must listen to me in the future, otherwise if I have three longs and two shorts, won't you be widowed?"
Jinxuan was stunned for a moment, and then nodded like a chicken and rice: "As long as you are willing to accept me, I will listen to you in everything in the future, and I will definitely help you." ”
Liu Fei looked at her impeccable face, and involuntarily reached out to help her touch a few strands of wet silk in front of her forehead, and said with a smile: "Wouldn't it be good in this way, let's understand each other and be considerate of each other." I'm still the same sentence, don't open your mouth and call my husband in front of people in the future. ”
"Then call you a husband, right?"
“……”
Liu Fei held his head in his hands, can he still communicate?
We've retreated to the next best, okay, knowing that it's impossible for you not to shout, I didn't say that you weren't allowed to shout in private, so you don't want to change your concept anymore!
And if you call your husband in front of people, people will only be very shocked, thinking that we have quietly married......
Can modern and ancient times be the same?
Seeing that Liu Fei suddenly fell silent, Jinxuan bit her lip and said, "Okay, I'll call you Brother Fei in front of people in the future." It's just that when it's just the two of us, I have to call your husband, this is not negotiable, don't call me unsteady. ”
Liu Fei spat out a rough breath and said: "Okay, I didn't say that you are not allowed to shout in private! Jinxuan, you can also see that it is a modern society, which is very different from the original, so I will find a way to give you an identity as soon as possible, and you must also adapt to modern life as soon as possible." ”
Jinxuan took his arm in his arms and said, "Don't worry, I can basically learn it as soon as I learn, and it won't take long for me to fully adapt to your life." ”
Feeling the softness and grandeur of the wrapped arm, Liu Fei swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "That's good." Since you're such a good swimmer, why don't you take me to find that mysterious thing in the dark river?"
Jinxuan said: "Of course there is no problem. It's just that in exchange, you're going to go shopping with me and buy me a lot of new clothes, cosmetics or something......"
I'll rub it, this must have been learned from Liu Yulian and Yu Qingcheng......
It's not ordinary!
It seems that in the future, I have to tell the two of them to teach in a good way, to teach in the direction of saving trouble, and don't teach her some people to accompany her to do hair, beauty, etc., otherwise we will have spare time in the future?
After agreeing to Jinxuan's request, Jinxuan immediately took Liu Fei to swim in the dark river at a very fast speed, and a large number of pythons and strange fish quickly gathered around.
Where are you looking for something, it's clearly patrolling!
It would be strange if you could find that elusive thing.
Liu Fei gestured to Jinxuan, Jinxuan didn't know how to do it, and those pythons and strange fish immediately dispersed.
The two searched in the dark river for a while but could not find it, so they ran into the ancient tomb and came out of the water to rest for a while.
Jinxuan originally wanted to take Liu Fei to rest in the transparent coffin, but Liu Fei refused.
I have nothing to do and drill into the coffin, I really can't stand it......
After a while, the two returned to the dark river to search, but still found nothing.
In desperation, they had to return to the Xiliu River and go ashore.
Seeing Liu Fei staring intently at the spectacular look in front of her, Jinxuan directly pressed in front of him, and said with her hands on her hips, "Is it good-looking?"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"
Liu Fei was a little dizzy, and hurriedly diverted his attention and said: "You misunderstood, I'm curious, what are your lungs like, why can you not only hold underwater for so long, but also give others breath." ”
Jinxuan said: "Well...... I don't know, I was born that way anyway. ”
"Born?"
"Yes, you don't want to use me for experiments, do you? I heard Yulian and Allure say that whoever makes you angry, you will experiment with whoever you are......, even those cats and dogs! It wouldn't be that kind of thing to me, would it?"
"Liu Yulian!
Liu Fei shook his head very messily, secretly thinking that the way the two of them scare people is really unique, but can you not be so black, is it easy?
After glancing at Jinxuan twice, Liu Fei said: "How can I be that kind of person? The two of them are teasing you! In this way, I should hurry up and give you the entire ID card, you said that you don't know what your surname is, and you have been lying under Haiming Mountain for so long, or you will have my surname, called Liu Jinxuan, what do you think?"
Jinxuan said with a smile: "Okay, it seems that we are destined for fate, let me have your surname sooner or later." ”
"Uh......"
Liu Fei floated several black lines in front of her eyes, took her home, and then described the recent events in detail, reported to the organization and attached her thoughts and suggestions.
Soon, the organization replied, asking him to take good care of Jinxuan, not to investigate and study her for the time being, let her adapt to the current life first, and then said that there would be special arrangements to let her have an official identity as soon as possible.
It didn't take long for Liu Fei to find Jinxuan's personal information in the police system, and he also got her new ID card.
Of course, this ID card is kept by him in person, just in case of emergency.
On this day, Liu Fei took Jinxuan to the city to go shopping, and he deliberately changed his appearance.
Because he is really worried that if he is not careful, Jinxuan will do something that makes people cry and laugh, and it may not be easy to deal with it as a public figure, but now that he is like this, he will definitely save some trouble.
The two came to the largest shopping mall in Phoenix City, Jinxuan immediately flashed into a women's clothing store, picked and picked, looked and looked, and finally did not choose any of them, but pulled Liu Fei to the hanger, and said softly: "Husband, you help others choose!"
Nima, how long has it been, even the "people" have learned......
Liu Fei shook her head, carefully selected two skirts, and asked her to try them, she was very happy to run to the fitting room, but she didn't come out for a long time.
Just when Liu Fei was worried about whether she was in trouble, she suddenly stuck her head out of the fitting room and beckoned to Liu Fei.
Liu Fei coughed dryly, walked up to her and whispered, "What's wrong?"
She didn't answer, but reached out and dragged him into the fitting room.
The owner of the clothing store is a middle-aged woman, and when she saw this picture, she just wanted to knock on the door to stop it, because she was also afraid of making news about the dressing door, but after gritting her teeth, she still gave up and muttered to herself: "These young men and women now, I really can't stand it, there is such a large space at home, why do you have to go to such a narrow area of the fitting room to seek stimulation......?
In the fitting room, Jinxuan turned her entire slippery and tender back to Liu Fei and urged: "If I hadn't taken a fancy to this dress, I wouldn't have wanted it." Why is the whole zipper behind me, it's too troublesome, you hurry up and help me pull it up. ”
"It's my fault, I shouldn't have chosen a dress like this for you!"
Liu Fei said with a smile, and helped her zipper very quickly, Jinxuan turned around, ran into his arms, leaned over and kissed him, and said: "Husband, you have a good eye, why don't you help me pick out a few more clothes to wear?" I am still wearing what Allure buys, it doesn't fit at all, it makes me feel a little uncomfortable, and I don't want to wear it." ”
Liu Fei snorted, secretly thinking that we have read countless women, and you can know a general person by looking at her figure, and helping to buy intimate clothes is not a quick trip?
He pulled her out of the fitting room, and then picked out seven or eight sets in one go, and didn't let her try them, and directly asked the boss to bag them.
The boss said meaningfully to Jinxuan: "Such a man is a good husband." ”
Jinxuan said coldly: "Boss, don't be in a hurry to dress, I haven't tried it yet, what if it doesn't fit?"
The boss smiled: "Girl, I'm a lot old, are you embarrassed to feed me dog food?"
Jinxuan frowned and said, "Dog food, you are obviously a ......"
As soon as she said this, Liu Fei covered her mouth, and then smiled at the boss: "How much is it? I'll pay you ...... cash."