Chapter 149: Slap Stir-fried Meat
After some washing and visualizing the cow ghosts, snakes, and gods, Xiao Su Yang finally basically calmed down.
When she came to the living room, she found that her sister was still peeling her lychees, but her gaze was carefully looking at the position of Su Yang's pants.
This made Su Yang subconsciously tense his pace and glance at her fiercely.
"Look at you, it's so ugly!" Su Weiwei didn't see what she wanted to see, and was a little displeased, so she began to bury her mouth.
For her, the happiest thing every day, in addition to sleeping and eating, is to bully her younger brother.
Although since Su Yang became smart some time ago, she has not been able to gain the upper hand many times, as long as she can win once in ten struggles, Su Weiwei does not feel that she is a loss.
Therefore, whenever she has the opportunity, she will be happy to scold Su Yang twice, and she will not lose money if she is rebuffed, if she can choke her brother speechless, then she will make a lot of money.
"Am I ugly?"
Hearing his sister's words, Su Yang paused, and looked at her expressionlessly for two seconds.
This Su Weiwei, a typical three days without a roof tile, her parents just walked on the front foot, and she began to float on the back foot.
"Look at what I'm doing, you're like this, you're obviously ugly. ”
Su Weiwei pursed her lips, her good-looking eyebrows raised, and she looked like I was right.
Su Yang blinked and said with a smile: "Great, finally someone said that I was ugly, you must know that being a handsome guy is very stressful." ”
Su Weiwei: ......
"What's wrong with me being ugly? It's you who are disgusting, and I can't see it. ”
Su Weiwei: ???
"Don't think that if you speak differently, I will notice you, yes, I'm ugly, no wonder you look at me like looking in the mirror, I'm ugly and you're not ugly. ”
Su Weiwei: "You're enough!"
Su Yang didn't seem to hear it, and sighed to himself: "Alas, if you have nothing to do, you will be blind when you are young." ”
"Ah, dead Ah Yang, stinky brother, you shut up for me!" Su Weiwei couldn't stand the bird, and like a frenzied tigress, she smashed the freshly peeled lychee at Su Yang.
Su Yang's eyes were quick, he easily grabbed the lychee in his hand, threw it into his mouth, and continued: "I'm not ugly for a day or two, but you, even if you're ugly, you're stupid, you want to have no appearance, you want content without content, you only know laziness and eating all day long." ”
"I'm just ugly, not like you, ugly so seriously......"
Speaking of this, Su Yang stopped talking, spit out the lychee core in his mouth, and threw it into the trash can.
At this time, Su Weiwei, who was sitting on the sofa not far away, jumped up from the sofa like a rabbit in a hurry, didn't even have time to put on her shoes, rushed to Su Yang angrily, lifted her very tight soft wattle, and smashed it his chest.
Her three-legged cat movements, in Su Yang's eyes, were like children playing at home, she reached out her left hand and easily squeezed her fist into her hand.
"Ah, I'll you!" The first wave of attack was easily defused by Su Yang, and Su Weiwei was not discouraged, raised her other fist, and continued the second wave of attacks.
However, without any suspense, her other fist was caught by Su Yang again.
Because Su Yang's strength far surpassed her, no matter how much she struggled, she couldn't pull her hand out.
"You let go of me, stinky brother, let go!" Su Weiwei's pretty face was slightly distorted, and a pair of big bright eyes flashed with anger.
"Do you know it's wrong?" Su Yang clenched her fists tightly, but she didn't let go.
"Wrong for your size, let me go quickly, or I will bite you to death!" Su Weiwei said as she opened her small mouth, revealing a row of neat white teeth, and her eyes wandered over Su Yang's chest and arms as she bared her teeth.
"You bite one and try it?"
"You think I wouldn't dare?"
"Don't dare. ”
"Ah......h
But what made her desperate was that when she was about to bite Su Yang by one centimeter, the latter's arm was deflected, causing her to bite into the air.
Then another hand suddenly swept over and squeezed her mouth firmly into her hand.
"You want to bite me, my dear sister, you're slow, are you still biting now?" Su Yang looked at her with a smile.
"Su Yang, let go of me quickly, otherwise I'll be over with you!" Although Su Weiwei was pinched by Su Yang, she could still speak with her mouth crooked.
"Weiwei, you're floating!" Su Yang said: "It seems that you have eaten less slap fried meat, and you need to eat more to gain weight." ”
After speaking, a wicked smile appeared on Su Yang's face.
"Is there such a dish for slap stir-fried meat?" As soon as she heard about eating, Su Weiwei stopped struggling, tilted her head and thought for a moment, but she didn't remember that there was this dish.
Then, when she saw the evil smile on Su Yang's face, her eyes rolled and she understood in an instant.
It turned out to be that slap fried meat.
"Ah Yang, don't mess around!" Su Weiwei's eyes widened and she panicked.
"Do you know it's wrong?" Su Yang asked her with a smile, squeezing her hand, and flicking a free finger at the corner of her mouth.
"I know it's wrong, I know it's wrong. Su Weiwei didn't dare to hesitate, nodded like a pigeon, and looked a little cute.
"Hehe, it's good to know it's wrong, but it's too late. Su Yang smiled, and the evil intent in his eyes became stronger and stronger.
"You, I know it's wrong, what do you want!" Su Weiwei heard this, and secretly said that she was going to suffer, and hurriedly said angrily.
"How's it going? Didn't you say, slap fried meat, you've been too floating lately, it's good for you to eat more. Su Yang said as he dragged his sister to the sofa and sat down.
Then, put her delicate body, which seemed to be very heavy, but was actually very light, to her knees.
glanced at the place that was perfectly wrapped in white hot pants, and without hesitation, the five fingers moved, and slapped down, and slapped down, slapping Su Weiwei's body without hesitation.
Syllable!
Stir-fried meat with a palm, a freshly fried and sold skill, everyone can learn the craft.
"Ah...... Dead Ah Yang, you're really here, stop!"
"You are a typical two days without pumping skin and flesh to get rancid, not to loosen your muscles and bones, you don't know what to do, day by day you know that I am naughty. ”
Su Yang snorted, completely ignoring her sister's struggle, the movement and strength of her hand did not decrease at all, and continued to wave her slap, falling towards her pretty buttocks.
Two, three, four......
After ten strokes, Su Yang felt that it was almost over, so he stopped and did not continue to fight.
Pushed Su Weiwei's shoulder, pulled her face again, and said with a smile: "How is it, is this slap fried meat delicious, are you full?"
"You bastard!" Su Weiwei twisted her head and glared at Su Yang viciously.
"Alright, this is the punishment for being naughty, get up. Su Yang said.
As for spanking Su Weiwei's buttocks, Su Yang knew that she was a little shaky, so she didn't hit her too deeply like the first time.
Only give her a dozen or so strokes, which not only makes her feel pain, but also can't arouse her desire, this kind of punishment is the safest.
"Stinky Ayan, I hate you to death, and I don't want to talk to you anymore. Su Weiwei pursed her lips and twisted her delicate body restlessly.
Then he reluctantly got up from Su Yang's thigh, then covered the place where he was beaten just now, and complained to Su Yang for a while.
This guy is really, if you want to fight, you have to be thorough, why don't you fight halfway through and then don't fight, it's really hateful!
"Talking to me like this, isn't it that you haven't eaten enough to slap the fried meat?" Su Yang looked at her with a smile.
"Come on, you fight, you have the ability to fight!" Su Weiwei heard this, and her eyes flashed.
The delicate body that had already left Su Yang's lap fell straight back on.