Chapter 166: Some Things Can't Be Eaten
At 12:32 p.m., the sound of a rope could be heard in a bush three kilometers away from the school.
"Tianyao, there is movement!"
Shi Xiaoxiao was lying under a piece of grass, staring at the grass in front of him with a little excitement, Ma Tianyao nodded, picked up a stone casually, and then ran over quickly.
Ten minutes later, the two were drooling as they stared at the roast rabbit on the shelf.
"It's almost ripe......"
"Just baked and cooked, bear with ...... again"
"I can't bear it, I vomited and pulled last night, and I drank a bowl of cold porridge a day today, and I couldn't be hungry early, by the way, let's eat roast rabbit is not called Tianrou, isn't it a little unauthentic......"
"It's okay, she'll understand us, won't she?"
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More than half an hour passed, and the two of them were eating roast rabbit with a big mouthful, and Shi Xiaoxiao sneered indistinctly.
"Look at these students, stupid or not, this is a primeval forest, it's not easy to eat meat? What do you want pheasants and rabbits? You say a temple is a temple...... Hey, what's wrong with my lustful head?"
Shi Xiaoxiao felt that her tongue was a little numb, touched it with her hand, and then went to look at Ma Tianyao, and immediately couldn't help laughing.
"Wha...... Your mouth ......"
Ma Tianyao touched his mouth, and then looked at Shi Xiaoxiao.
"You're no better than me...... It's really sprinkled...... No way...... I feel a little ...... Hemp ......"
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At breakfast the next day, Shi Xiaoxiao and Ma Tianyao's mouths were swollen, like a sausage, and the two wanted to cover their mouths with masks, but they didn't find masks at all, and finally they had to wrap a towel around their mouths.
Zhao Yang was curious about what the situation was between the two, and the bearded Zhang Min came over mysteriously and asked.
"Hey, did you eat any animals or plants here yesterday?"
Both of them were surprised, and hurriedly asked him how he knew, and the bearded Zhang Min asked in confusion.
"Haven't you read the Regulations on the Management and Study of the Martial Arts Academy?"
Now the two of them were even more confused, Shi Xiaoxiao pointed to his mouth, he couldn't speak anymore, he just ate rabbit meat last night, his mouth was numb, and he couldn't even speak in the morning.
The bearded man explained in a whisper.
"It is written in the "Regulations on the Management and Study of the Martial Arts Academy" that because of the special environment here, many animals and plants have been alienated, and those who can't eat indiscriminately will be eaten to death. ”
Ma Tianyao cried, and said in her heart that she wanted to pit the bearded man yesterday, but she didn't expect to pit herself, and she knew that this would be the case, so she would have taken a look at the "Regulations on the Management and Study of the Martial Arts Academy".
At breakfast time, Ma Tianyao still prepared cold porridge for 100 people, and was bored leaning against the wall in a daze when he heard shouting outside.
"Rush the duck!"
"Grab the cold porridge!"
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Then I saw a huge number of students rushing in, and all of them lined up in front of her window.
"Bring me two servings of cold porridge!"
"I want three!"
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The bearded man next to him was smiling and waiting for the students to eat meat and buns, but there was no student at the window, and he was directly confused.
Zhao Yang next to her is not much better, although her corn cake was worse than the meat bun yesterday, but it completely crushed the cold porridge, but I didn't expect the situation to be directly reversed today.
Seeing that the cold porridge is almost sold out, I haven't sold a share yet.
At this moment, the student who took the cold porridge was so excited that he ate it before he reached the table, and this noodle was like the reincarnation of a starving ghost.
The bearded man muttered speechlessly.
"What's going on? Why don't students like to eat meat anymore?"
Shi Xiaoxiao also felt strange, looked at a bowl of cold porridge, and wanted to taste it, but his mouth was numb, and he didn't dare to take off the towel, so he could only put it down helplessly.
Ma Tianrou walked in at this moment, with more than a dozen students behind her, just like the eldest sister.
"Sister, two bowls of cold porridge per person. ”
Ma Tianyao was just about to teach her sister not to pretend to be B, pretending to be B was struck by lightning, but her mouth opened, and the pain made her a little unbearable, so she quickly shut up again, glared at her sister fiercely and turned around to get cold porridge.
At this moment, the students who did not grab the cold porridge were very helpless and had no choice but to eat meat buns and corn cakes. Those who grabbed the cold porridge ate excitedly one by one.
"It's so delicious, yesterday I thought it was the same as porridge, who knew that cold porridge was so delicious......"
"Yes, I've never eaten this porridge, who of you knows where it's special?"
"I don't know ......"
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Jin Tong and Old Man Mao sat in the corner, with seven or eight bowls on the table, watching the cold porridge snatch up in a few minutes, and couldn't help but laugh.
"It's good that I didn't grab the meat bun this morning, I didn't expect this cold porridge to be so delicious, yesterday I wondered how you recruited the porridge maker, delicious, good, very good, haha......"
Old man Mao nodded, squinted his eyes and took a sip, echoing in a hoarse voice.
"This Ma Tianyao's cold porridge is very famous, but I didn't expect that what she makes here is even better than what she makes outside. ”
"Yes, you see, this porridge is crystal clear, the rice grains are distinct, just looking at it has an appetite, it tastes smooth and smooth, the fragrance is overflowing, it is not an exaggeration to say, I am also a person who has eaten the delicacies of the mountains and seas, and it is the first time I have eaten such a good porridge. ”
The golden boy smiled and nodded, but then turned his head to look at Ma Tianyao behind the windowsill, and shook his head with a smile.
"Hehe, it's just that our beautiful chef can't enjoy such a good porridge......"
Old man Mao snorted slightly.
"Let's teach her a lesson, I believe she won't dare to eat here casually in the future. ”
The golden boy took a sip of porridge and nodded with a smile.
"Yes, but I still admire her, her mouth is like this, and she doesn't even come to beg us, hehe, these two girls...... It's funny......"
Old man Mao snorted.
"I want to see if they can last a few days, don't forget, the poison of the bone rabbit is continuous, and it will not completely break out until noon!!"
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After making breakfast, Ma Tianyao and Shi Xiaoxiao looked at the two cold porridges in front of them in the dormitory room, then picked them up and opened their mouths very hard, but their mouths were as if they had been sewn up by needles, and they couldn't open them at all.
Both of them cried, whined for a long time, but couldn't say a word, and then each picked up the mobile phone clipboard, typed with the mobile phone and began to communicate.
Shi Xiaoxiao: Tianyao...... What are we going to do? I feel like it's getting worse......
Ma Tianyao: I don't know, but except for the fact that we can't open our mouths, there doesn't seem to be anything abnormal, it shouldn't be serious, maybe it's okay at noon.
Shi Xiaoxiao: What about breakfast?
Ma Tianyao: Didn't you eat rabbit meat last night?
Shi Xiaoxiao: Don't mention rabbits, I hate rabbits......
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At noon, the two returned from the cafeteria and continued to type on their mobile phones and began to communicate.
Shi Xiaoxiao: Tianyao, I still can't open my mouth, and I found that it seems to be a little swollen again, and some students asked me if I had stuffed a table tennis ball in my mouth in the morning......
Ma Tianyao: Don't listen to their nonsense, you are obviously a billiards.
Shi Xiaoxiao: What about lunch? I'm so hungry and a little thirsty......
Ma Tianyao: Don't pee, you won't be thirsty......
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After dinner in the evening......
Shi Xiaoxiao: Tianyao, I'm hungry......
Ma Tianyao: Sleep, you won't be hungry when you fall asleep......
Shi Xiaoxiao: ......